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An ever-bright lamp floated in the air, swaying and leading the way, and suddenly turned around, the candle flame condensed into a grimace, and suddenly made a sound with cracked teeth.

"Yo roar scares you to death!" The ever-bright light kept changing and distorting his face.

Changsheng had a bitter little face, he was really hungry, he tried to breathe, tremblingly stretched out his hand to block the grimace, and asked weakly, "How long will it take to get to Meng Po?" I'm going to starve. ”

"You're starving!" Chang Mingdeng saw that Changsheng was not afraid, and put away his grimace stupidly, "You are really boring, others can't hide from Meng Po, for fear of losing the memory of the previous life." I want to turn around and not drink Meng Po soup, why are you different from others? ”

"You're weird, you're weird." Chang Minglan shook his body, and the candle flame floated in the night sky, and he felt bored to touch it, so he simply fell on Changsheng's shoulder. It condensed into a small figure, kicked its legs, and playfully said, "Just ahead, do you see that big rock?" If you go faster, you can still drink a sip of hot soup before Meng Po gets off work. ”

Changsheng touched his shriveled belly, and hurriedly quickened his pace, not even hearing the terrible ghosts crying wolf howls around him, he was surprisingly bold!

The candle flame villain changed his posture and lay on Changsheng's shoulder, holding his cheeks in his hand and pretending to be old-fashioned and said, "Life is so bitter and difficult in the world, Meng Po soup is the tears left when you are alive, the taste of Meng Po soup tasted by each ghost is different, what do you think your Meng Po soup tastes like?" ”

Changsheng thought about it seriously, and then sucked the saliva on the side of his mouth, "It must be the taste of Buddha jumping over the wall." ”

"What is Buddha jumping over the wall?" The candle flame figure came to the spirit and asked curiously.

"Do you know the Imperial Dining Room?" Changsheng recalled, "The Buddha jumping over the wall made in the imperial dining room is fragrant and delicious, and Master took me to steal a lot of it, and I even dreamed of that taste. ”

The little man stretched out his little finger, poked Changsheng's cheek, and asked with a flattering face, "Then when you ask Meng Po for soup, can I taste it?" ”

Changsheng smiled and nodded, and a huge stone gradually appeared in front of him, and there seemed to be a shadow in the mist.

"Hey, but I can't drink it." Candleflame sighed and said sadly, "I'm just a little candle flame and can't drink it." ”

Changsheng touched its little head comfortingly, the warm touch was very comfortable in the wet and cold underworld, "It's good when you cultivate into a ghost immortal, and then you can taste the taste of soup." ”

Candle Flame got up thoughtfully, sat on his shoulder, and suddenly floated to Changsheng's eyes, "My name is Ming Candle, when I cultivate into a ghost immortal, and when you are reincarnated, I will go to you to drink soup." ”

Changsheng looked at the bright candle that was clearly extinguished, and reached out and struck it with the other party's small invisible palm, "Okay, I'll wait for you." ”

A few steps further is the Sansheng Stone, a mother-in-law on crutches with a pity in her eyes. She was bending down to scoop up Meng Po soup, but the ghost in front of her took the opportunity to run to the side, and was about to run to the Nai He Bridge. Meng Po flicked her sleeves unhurriedly, and suddenly pulled up two arm-thick chains on the ground, with a white hook attached to her head, and chased the ghost through the soles of her feet, wrapped all the way around her neck and threw him back violently. The ghost screamed and threw to the ground, twisting and squirming in pain. Meng Po walked over unhurriedly and led Meng Po soup to pour it into the ghost's open mouth.

The ghost was forced to drink the soup, and his expression was painful, as if he were reciting a man's name.

When it came to Changsheng, Meng Po planned to repeat the old trick, but unexpectedly, Changsheng hurriedly urged on the side, "Mother-in-law, hurry up and give me a bowl of soup, I want the Buddha to jump over the wall!" ”

Meng Po looked confused, she hadn't heard that she could order food here. She scooped a scoop of it over and said impatiently, "Hurry up and drink it, drink it early and give birth early!" ”

I didn't expect that she would be able to say this line one day, Meng Po felt that she was really a woman standing at the forefront of the times in the underworld.

Changsheng hurriedly picked up the bowl and took a sip, and that small bite was smooth and tender, and it was like the Buddha jumping over the wall in the imperial dining room. He stretched out his thumb and praised Meng Po, "Mother-in-law is worthy of being a professional soup cooker, and her skills are really incomparable to others!" ”

Meng Po felt that the Buddha jumped over the wall purely because he was angry, Mom-egg, I have to tell Hades today that I was injured by the professional level 10, and it is appropriate to increase my salary.

When Changsheng was about to drink it in one go, there was a thunderous explosion behind him, and Changsheng was so frightened that he squirted out a mouthful of soup.

Meng Po wiped her face and was about to roll up her sleeves and copy the guy.

Hades dragged the hem of his official robe, the horizontal flesh on his face trembled slightly with the movement, and he roared breathlessly, "Leave soup in your mouth!" ”

He was followed by a weak judge, but the thick body of Hades completely blocked the judge with a weak chicken body. Changsheng could only hear a voice behind Hades, intermittently, "Oops, you can't drink it!" ”

Changsheng looked happy, and asked Meng Po with a smile, "Mother-in-law, do you drink soup here and come with singing a big opera and playing a double reed?" ”

Meng Po was already ready to put the bucket of soup upside down on Changsheng's head.

Hades, who had been sitting on duty for a long time and had not exercised, was already out of breath when he ran to Changsheng, he snatched the soup bowl and handed it to the judge behind him, and tried his best to save his image with a wave of his hand, "You should be the time...... Whew...... It's still...... Whew, I'm ...... Take a breath first...... Whew...... ......"

The judge patted the leader on the back enthusiastically, his throat felt panicked, he glanced at the soup in the bowl, and tears were about to fall, "Have you drunk?" How much did you drink? You spit it out for me! ”

As he spoke, he let go of Hades and walked over to Changsheng, grabbing his shoulders and shaking vigorously to shake out the soup that Changsheng had drunk in.

Changsheng, who was in the state of tumbler, was stunned, he was dead, what's wrong with eating your overlord meal! He was shaken by the judge and said that it was not good, "I just, drank a little bit, it was really ......"

"Ahem." After resting, the king of Hades put on a posture and asked with a stern face, "How much do you remember from your previous life?" ”

Changsheng tried to recall, and honestly confessed, "It seems that he only forgot the cause of death." ”

"Oh, that's nothing, you're starving." Hades said indifferently, and suddenly remembered something with a look of surprise, "Can you still remember why you starved to death?" ”

Changsheng shook his head cutely.

Hades clapped his hands, "Great! Ahem, I mean, it doesn't matter if you can forget it. Your longevity is not over, but there is no way to live, I will send you to send a time and space, are you willing? ”

Phoenix:...... Wait, am I missing something?

The judge flipped over the thin sheet in his hand, stood on tiptoe and whispered in Hades' ear for a moment.

"Back to your master's hometown, how do you think?" Hades said, "In the past and the future, I also owe your master a favor, which is also a matter of heart. What more could you ask for? ”

Changsheng felt sour when he thought of his master, he was brought up by his master since he was a child, although he was not a wealthy family, he never wronged him, and he always put himself on the tip of his heart. But he couldn't remember where the master had gone, and now that he was in his prime and could go back to his master's hometown for sightseeing, a strange feeling of returning to his parents' home suddenly surged in his heart.

"I have one more request." Changsheng suddenly came to his senses, and said with a bright face, "The everlasting lantern that showed me the way just now, can you go with me?" ”

"You yourself smelled the fragrance of the Buddha jumping over the wall all the way, where is the everlasting lamp?" For some reason, Hades suddenly burst into an embarrassed anger, "There are no ever-bright lanterns in my underworld, and there are no lanterns in Kongming, not even hydrogen balloons!" The Whistling Dog's Frisbee isn't with me either! ”

The judge hurriedly tugged at the waist seal of Hades, and winked at him.

Hades shook the goosebumps on his body and said to Changsheng, "Before leaving, we have to do business, and everyone who comes has to be recorded." Judge, read his life. ”

The judge unfolded the merit book in his hand, cleared his throat, and said in a straight voice, "Changsheng, half-hung Taoist priest......

Hades quickly interrupted him, "Professionalism! What is our slogan? Faster, more accurate, stronger, what is this half-adjective? ”

The judge wiped his sweat, said that he must have reformed himself, and continued, "I studied under Dong Ming, known as the crow god operator, and the iron mouth divination has never been false, and Master Dong Ming is the leader in the divination world. ”

Hades looked at Changsheng with appreciation, stroked his beard and said, "I didn't expect to be a talent." ”

Changsheng scratched his head, "Oh, if you compliment me like this, I'll be shy." ”

"At the age of five, he had calculated the life of the Chen family to be rich and noble, and on the second day, the Chen Mansion was found to be corrupt and bribery, involving a wide range of dismissals. When he was seven years old, he met a mighty general on an outing and calculated the hexagram of loyalty and courage for him, and later this person was beheaded for the crime of collaborating with the enemy and treason. When he was ten years old in school, he met the Ministry of Rites, and found out that he had the style of a gentleman, and a few days later, the Ministry of Rites went straight to the left door because of riding a horse, and passed the main hall, without a father and a king, and was dismissed and investigated...... Before his death, he traveled to the small country of Gounan, asserting that its wind and rain were smooth and the country was peaceful and peaceful, and the Daqing Dynasty waved its troops south and destroyed it in one fell swoop...... The Daqing Dynasty bestowed the title of Immortal and Peace Chief, and bestowed an imperial chef to accompany him......"

The more the judge spoke, the more his hands trembled, Changsheng still smiled calmly, and said very proudly, "First of all, I want to thank Master for his teaching, secondly, I want to thank Master for my hard work, and again, thank you for giving me this ......opportunity."

"Don't talk!" Hades covered his eyes without tears, "I'm afraid! ”

Horse-Dan, what if you suddenly tell yourself a fortune on a whim? I've just taken office and I don't want to be doused right away.

"If you go to the Yang World this time, I will send someone to follow you." "For the sake of the peace and development of the earth, I order you, as the head of the Ten Halls of Hades, to prohibit the use of fortune-telling skills, otherwise I will immediately recall you and deprive you of the right to enter and leave the yang world for life." ”

Changsheng pouted unhappily, not understanding why he was restricted to his specialty.

Hades immediately waved his hand, like a sudden tornado, wrapped in immortality and rolled towards an unknown place.

"You check, is this immortal the reincarnation of the plague god?" While smelling the soup that Changsheng had drunk just now, the king of Hades explained the task and consulted the judge with a businesslike face, "Huh? This bowl of soup really has the taste of Buddha jumping over the wall, how about you say that Meng Po was hired in the back kitchen after retirement? ”

Meng Po, who had been neglected, took the scoop early and squatted by the bridge, and beat it down when she saw the unjust souls in the river popping up.

Special hatred relief! It is very obvious that there is a sense of zĂ i!

Hades touched his chin and thought, "It's better to supervise the task of immortality this time, let me complete it personally, after all, the other party is the number one dangerous person in Tianzi." ”

The judge's ears twitched, and he tried to dissuade Hades, and painstakingly quoted scriptures and argued for reason.

Hades suddenly hugged his hands angrily, and the beard on Fangzheng's big face exploded everywhere, and he puffed out his cheeks, "Not happy!" I want to dismiss the official! ”

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