Chapter 52: Masturbation, Lala, La

The entertainment gossip broke quickly, and Bai Laicai was holding the Hades Ace sheepskin hand warmer in his arms, and when he was nesting in Changsheng's house and scrolling through the trumpet Weibo, his hands burst into earth-shattering laughter.

Chen Qingzhu went out early today, fortunately, the mackerel dumplings he wrapped before survived a lot, and it was just enough for the three of them and a sheep to eat another meal at noon. As soon as Changsheng took the frozen dumplings in his hand, his hands trembled with fright by Bai Laicai, and when he closed the refrigerator door, he saw that the sober Hades had blocked Bai Laicai's mouth with a hoof.

Changsheng: Well done!

"Hey, come and see this stupid," Bai Laicai laughed breathlessly, and his big breath calmed down for a while before he eased up, "Just this photo, this entertainment blogger is probably really hacking him." ”

Changsheng put the dumplings down, added water to the pot and waited for the water to boil and went to the bedroom to beat Yuan Qing up. Yuan Qing rubbed his dark eyes, and rolled on the bed for a while with his messy hair, "Let me go on a hunger strike, I won't eat this meal at noon today, and I'll make up for it in the evening." ”

"Then you cook the dumplings first, who made you lose the WeChat shake dice." Changsheng didn't sympathize with tearing off his little quilt, he could still bask in the sun today, and he felt warm when he rolled around at night. The quilt of the chef's house also has to go to the balcony to dry for a while, and the number of times he has slept in the chef's house has been more diligent than Yuan Qing's recently.

Yuan Qing cried with a sad face, and yesterday she went to the hospital and ran to Dr. Ji to brush up on her feelings, but she was escorted to the psychiatric department for a morning. Dejected, I came back and covered my head and fell asleep, and I was fooled by Bai Laicai to shake the dice in WeChat, a total of six times are all a big red dot, and there is no one with this luck, Changsheng can shake him out six times at a time!

Yuan Qing went to the bathroom to wash his face and came out, and when he looked up, he saw his swollen eye bubbles, and aggrievedly pasted the tomato-flavored mask he had brought from Bai Laicai last night on his face for several layers, retching while keeping his face motionless, for fear of stiffness and fine lines, and he was heartbroken in order to chase his daughter-in-law.

Bai Laicai laughed, was lying on the sofa touching tears, saw Yuan Qing looking pregnant, and waved his mobile phone at him, "I have never seen someone who chased his daughter-in-law so badly and didn't give up, you are also a must." Hurry up, I'll read you a news to increase your happiness. ”

Yuan Qing slightly numbled his mouth and signaled that he couldn't speak. Changsheng put the dumplings into his arms, "It's all cooked, I'll lose weight with Bai Laicai, and the amount of food you and the sheep and dogs are not small." ”

And one of them has a volatile job, and the other has not found a suitable dedication position in the face of an internship, only he and the chef are trying to support a family in this stormy world, which is not easy to think about.

Yuan Qing was sent to cook dumplings, Bai Laicai took his mobile phone and started the live broadcast, "Do you say that Fang Liancheng is a rabbit who is in a hurry to bite people, and he dares to release such an obvious candid shot, and the characters in the scenic spots are not easy to choose." Which old lady ran alone to the suburbs to walk on the road, I was really convinced. ”

Saying that, Bai Laicai squinted his eyes and stared at the screen for a while, looking at the comments of the water army below, and bared his teeth a few times gloomily.

[Water Army 1: xxx didn't come out of the closet, and I didn't see you hack him, we didn't even get married, and we didn't betray anyone, free love is not allowed? ] Hehe, the tube is too wide series, Xiao Ming's grandfather lived to be ninety-nine years old, do you know why? ]

[Passerby 1: Shui Jun 1: I think Xiao Ming's grandfather lived to be ninety-nine years old because he didn't have a grandson like you. ]

[Water Army 2: Coming out and splitting his legs does not mean that the whole person's character is bad, and it does not mean that he is not kind and helpful. Doesn't this kind of partial generalization also mean that there is something wrong with your character? ]

[Water Army 3: The work has nothing to do with character, just look at the work, what does Liancheng's first-class acting skills have to do with others? ]

[Fan 1: The senior black of the water army 1 water army 2 well?] Who came out of the closet? You've just come out, and your whole family has come out. ]

[Passerby 2: hhhhhhh, your true love is really sixty-six thousand six hundred and sixty-six, and you can enter the museum if you are mentally retarded.] ]

[Passerby 3: What a spicy-eyed gossip, can the po owner come up with some valuable revelations?] If I explode the scumbag's Weibo again, I will take it off, and I will be serious. By the way, Fang Liancheng didn't betray anyone, I will take a CT and take a look at the brain department, there may be a major component missing. ]

Changsheng leaned over and read the comments one by one, squeezing out a small Chuanzi between his eyebrows, and he said worriedly, "Is Fang Liancheng very poor recently, why is the quality of the water army he bought so poor." ”

Bai Laicai had already calmed down, but when he heard this, he laughed and cramped again, and while he quickly increased his combat strength, he began to switch to another trumpet and type.

[Deep Hidden Attack and Name: Hehe face, isn't this old lady my colleague?] An old artist with both virtue and art, the kind of husband and wife. A few years ago, I worked together in a costume drama, the old lady was selling tomatoes at the stall, and my wife was selling peanuts at the end of the stall. Professional group performance for 50 years, 100 tube lunches per show. I didn't expect to meet here again after many years, the old man's body is still very good, and it won't be a problem to perform for another ten years. ]

In a blink of an eye, this comment was praised as popular, and it was not a big deal to watch the excitement and quickly picked up a screenshot of the TV series. This TV series is really not difficult to find, after all, it was on a Weibo hot search a few years ago, but that time it was to scold the director and screenwriter, saying that it was not good to do your homework when filming costume dramas, and peanuts and tomatoes were only introduced to China in the Ming Dynasty. Selling tomatoes in the winter of the Tang Dynasty, I couldn't think of any more appropriate and wonderful words except for being sick.

However, the passer-by who said that he had a melancholy and deep back was not found, because there are too many people with an open back, and none of them are melancholy and deep, okay!

By the way, after everyone hacked this thunder drama again, and then the vitality increased more vigorously and began to pull Fang Liancheng inside and out. was waiting for the public opinion to fade, but he didn't expect to float to the first place in the hot search......

Yuan Qing and Bai Laicai ate too much at noon that day, and as a result, they both got gastroenteritis and ate green vegetables and millet porridge for several days. This dumpling is the first time in a few days that the meat has been opened, and the two of them have lost weight several times, and Bai Laicai has even got his wish to soar his weight to the weight of the sick young master.

Bai Laicai threw away his mobile phone after seeing the dumplings on the table, and he couldn't care about the excitement, so he pulled his legs and rushed to the restaurant. Changsheng was not in a hurry, he walked slowly with Hades in his arms, touching the little horns on the top of Hades' head from time to time, sighed for a while, and asked in a low voice, "Why haven't I seen the dog wake up recently, I haven't seen it for a long time, how is it doing with you?" ”

Mention this and get on fire! I don't plan to eat Hades's meal, after all, I have been following Changsheng several times with mackerel dumplings, and it was a little fresh at first, but I couldn't resist being mackerel dumplings for three days in a row, and now I want to turn around and walk away when I see the fish, and I want to eat a handful of grass by myself. Ay...... Not to mention, those pots of succulent on the balcony taste good, full and juicy......

Hades tore Changsheng's trouser leg with his mouth and dragged it into the bedroom, and after scribbling a method, he began to pour beans and complain angrily, "You should also take care of your bear child, when will such lawlessness be a head?" Our prefecture personnel are mixed with each other, and it is difficult to manage if something goes wrong, do you know how hard we work and how difficult it is? ”

Changsheng perfunctorily skipped this paragraph and complained, "Where is the dog's disbelieving?" ”

Shrewd! Very well-behaved! Ten days and half a month without moving the nest! But that's the problem, it's tricky. Because it has taken over the bed of Lord Hades......

Although this king occupies your petite body, he has not robbed you of your soul? While usurping your master your bedroom, your ...... Oh, I couldn't go on, and suddenly I felt a dull pain in my conscience.

"That's not the question," Hades sorted out his thoughts, "Although I am the head of the Ten Halls of Hades, after all, there are people outside the human world, and there are two heavens and three heavens outside the world...... Thirty-three heavens. I can't slack off for a moment, and I can't relax my cultivation. ”

"Does that have anything to do with taking your bed?" Changsheng looked at him suspiciously, "You haven't slept much here." ”

"My bed is where I cultivate!" Hades shouted angrily, his hooves stomped the floor, "The aura is particularly sufficient, and the big spirit stone carved into the bed was a trick that I had to take a turn from the sky...... Buy it back! ”

But it's sinking, and the king's little arms and legs are about to break, okay!

Changsheng understood this time, and instantly comprehended the voice of Hades, "Are you saying that your cultivation in bed is sleeping?" ”

"That's not it, the Sino-Western Beauty Exchange Conference is about to start, and you night owls won't understand the benefits of beauty sleep." Hades craned his neck and blinked.

"But at your age," Changsheng couldn't help but remind, "you can't make up for it after sleeping for a lifetime, right?" ”

Hades: "......!!! "Don't think I dare to kill you! I really don't dare, but I'm a great mouthpiece!

Hades took a deep breath for five minutes, "You regret it, do you know who will suffer the most if it takes up the most abundant aura?" When you hugged my strong, powerful, stylish and handsome thighs and cried! ”

Changsheng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly frowned at him, "What does this mean?" ”

Hades: "......??" "You still have questions about my long legs?

"Why am I crying?" Changsheng stared at him closely, and suddenly grabbed the little horn of the king of Hades, and spoke excitedly, "Is my master there with you?" Isn't it? ”

Hades was flustered and short of breath, and he leaked his mouth for a while and did not have the IQ on the line to lie, so he simply closed his eyes and lay on the ground with his legs kicked and fainted.

Changsheng's eyes were red, and he hurriedly pushed Hades, "Wake up quickly, I know you're pretending to be asleep, do you say my master is there with you?" ”

After a long while, the sheep dog slowly opened his eyes, suddenly shook under Changsheng's eager gaze, jumped up, and then scraped the floor with his front legs a few times, jumped into Changsheng's arms happily, and shouted happily, "Baa baa!" ”

Changsheng's body suddenly collapsed, and the whole person sat on the ground as if he had lost his strength.