Chapter 65: The Masked Thief
"Guangwei, you can't do your old job anymore when you come out this time, anyway, you don't have a job and no place to live, just follow Xian'er to work in a haunted house, you don't need any education to play a zombie or something, female ghosts fight zombies, it's a gimmick, no matter what, it's also a legitimate profession!"
"Master, I'm going to learn how to be a killer with you!"
Liu Guanzhang thought for a while, "Go to the haunted house, adapt to the terrifying environment, and do a good job in the psychological construction of becoming a killer, the appearance when you saw the true face of Xian'er just now made me very dissatisfied, a real killer, you must do it before Mount Tai collapses and never pees your pants!" Do you think I have no intention of arranging this? I'm exercising you! ”
This was even bluffed, and the child was stunned for a while, and without waiting for viagra to speak, Sai Tianxian spoke first, "Don't worry, brother, give him to me, you can rest assured!" ”
Liu Guanzhang nodded, "Be careful when you use it, don't break it." ”
Sister Xian still had to go to work in the afternoon, so she took Zheng Guangwei away in advance, saying that she was going to introduce her to the boss soon. Seeing the two of them leave first, Huang Junjun let out a sigh of relief, and at this moment a hanging heart was put down. I used to have opinions about Zheng Guangwei's lack of attention to things, but now I only have admiration in my heart - if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? This spirit of self-sacrifice can only be worshipped.
Liu Guanzhang had mixed feelings in his heart, and always felt that he had just participated in a criminal activity of abducting and selling strong men. At this time, as soon as the mobile phone rang, Sai Tianxian sent a text message with an "ok" gesture, and this sense of guilt was even stronger.
was upset for a while, and looked at Huang Junjun next to him very unpleasantly, "They are both gone, why should you go?" ”
Huang Junjun was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "Master, I'll follow you." ”
Liu Guanzhang was not in the mood to continue eating at this time, put down his chopsticks, and said: "Okay, what do you follow me to do I know, you spend that little money, people don't care about it at all, maybe they have forgotten about you, you don't have to be afraid, what should you do when you go back." ”
Huang Junjun was in a hurry, and he couldn't say anything, "Master, I'm ...... I can't turn back, I want to change my mind and be a new person! ”
Liu Guanzhang was stunned for a moment, looked Huang Junjun up and down, and said to himself, what about you practicing deception skills, and telling me to change your mind and be a new person? Being a liar is progressive, how unbearable is your original profession?
"What did you do before?"
"I ...... Yikes......"
"What do you say?"
"Ah......h
Liu Guanzhang was impatient for a while, "What can't you say?" ”
Huang Junjun took a long breath, and then explained: "No, it's a duck, the duck of the Chunjiang Plumbing Duck Prophet, the kind of ...... that quacks."
Liu Guanzhang was embarrassed to be happy, "I don't discriminate against sex workers, men and women don't discriminate, but they also live physically, and they still rely on their faces to eat, you don't do such a promising career, how can you think of being a liar?" There is not even a gang, and if you are single-handed, you can be fooled by a brain-dead like Hua Ming. ”
Brother Jun's face was a little red, and he said, "I don't retail, I used to be wholesale." ”
When ducks engage in wholesale? You just said that you were taken care of, wouldn't it be over?
"I majored in film and television acting, but you know that after graduating from our industry, I will be unemployed, so many graduates of Beiguang and Beibei Film and Drama are waiting for filming every year, how can I compete with others?"
Liu Guan opened his mouth and asked, "Then where did you graduate?" ”
"Lan Xiang ......"
Liu Guanzhang didn't interject anymore, and listened to Huang Junjun stumble after speaking. Brother Jun has loved acting since he was a child, and despite the opposition of his family, he resolutely applied for the Lanxiang film and television performance major and graduated with excellent grades.
"Life is like a play!"
There is no second half of the sentence "all depends on acting", it is really interesting to say it in his mouth at the moment, but the pronunciation is still inaccurate, if it is transliterated, what he says in his mouth is: "Nenxing fish play." ”
"My acting skills can only be displayed in role-playing games with clients, but for an actor, it is painful not to be on camera, and those rival scenes between me and clients are not allowed to be broadcast even if they are filmed! My dream is to be an idol star, and the last thing I can tolerate is to cover my face when acting, but that rich woman likes to let me play the masked thief! ”
"You left her because of this? Can you introduce that rich woman to me? I'm more suited to the role of the masked thief than you are. ”
"I left her because her husband was chasing me."
Why don't you hack you to death?
"I came to this city alone, rented a landlord's house, and now, I can't go back there."
"Didn't you spend a lot of money? Why don't you have the money to pay your rent? ”
"It's the landlord's husband who came back from a business trip."
“……”
Liu Guanzhang warned himself that he must stay away from this guy, don't look at his mouth, but maybe he will send you a green hat at some point.
"I didn't know what else I could do except acting, I rented a house, I posted my resume on almost all job search websites, and I also posted a lot of advertising information, which is why it took a lot of money to find me."
"Do you advertise killers online?"
Huang Junjun shook his head, "I send homework, help people fight, rent out boyfriends, repair shoes and pedicures with keys, and kill people." ”
Liu Guanzhang felt very humiliated, and he found such a ** to kill me?
"The key is not that you can kill people, but to repair shoes and pedicures with keys, which is the industry code word of the Japanese killer organization Chrysanthemum Blade, which is equivalent to black words, so Hua Dashao found me, gave me 200,000, and let me take your dog's life."
"Hey, hey, hey! Will it be chatting? Liu Guanzhang protested dissatisfied. He is not in the mood to investigate why the Japanese killer uses "shoe repair and pedicure with key" as a code word, I want to ask, how did Huang Junjun's big tongue play the killer? You can't find someone to voice you.
"The killer needs to keep his temperature cold, I rarely speak, and even when I do, I use the voice changing function of my mobile phone, and then send me to the detention center, I can't speak, and their people think I'm pretending."
Don't say it, this Huang Junjun is really a talent.
"Didn't you get 200,000? Where should you go, what are you doing with me? Do you really want to kill me and earn the balance money? ”
Huang Junjun smiled shyly, "In the detention center, I sent a message to Hua Dashao, and he gave me another 20,000 yuan, this time I didn't want to kill you, I just wanted to see if what you said about receiving the package was true or false." ”
Liu Guanzhang narrowed his eyes, "You said this, do you want to teach the tuition first?" ”
"Master, I think you must help me earn this 20,000 yuan!"
Liu Guanzhang thought for a while, "Just tell Hua Ming, you followed me to a certain place, watched me receive the express with your own eyes, and then sent it out again, so that next time you keep an eye on it, you can still earn 20,000 yuan!" ”
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I really don't discriminate, sex workers all over the world, I wish you happiness and health.