Chapter 031: The Fault Finder is Coming
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Gu Ze was about to go back with the army, Cheng Xiaoyan walked over from the crowd, and Luo Yin, who was about to clean up Gu Ze, saw this, gave him a "Wait a while, you will look good" look and followed everyone back to the village.
"Xiaoyan, when did you come, why didn't I see you just now." Gu Ze leaned in and asked.
"Brother Ozawa, are you really the oracle of the Lord of the Land?" Cheng Xiaoyan didn't bother to answer Gu Ze's words, but was curious about the identity of his divine envoy, these people who grew up in the new era, the divine envoy or something can be equated with a liar as soon as they hear it.
Gu Ze patted his chest proudly and said: "If it's fake, your brother Xiao Ze is awesome now, let me, the messenger of justice, be your guardian angel in the future, no, what do you say, oh, remember, let's be each other's angels!"
Cheng Xiaoyan shuddered when she heard this, and rolled her eyes at Gu Ze with her arms in her arms.
"Brother Ozawa, I have goosebumps, don't be so numb!"
Gu Ze said a little surprised: "Don't girls like to give people goosebumps like this, okay... Don't stare at... I'll admit I'm sick too! ”
"Brother Ozawa, tell me how you lied to them, I see that they are convinced of the identity of your divine envoy?" Cheng Xiaoyan just came over after hearing the news, and she obviously didn't see the plot of the land lord's appearance, and she probably didn't believe it when she saw it, so she pulled Gu Ze to the side and asked in a whisper.
When Cheng Xiaoyan asked like this, Gu Ze was not happy, and said dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean by lying to them, we all grew up in the village, outsiders may think that the farmers are stupid, but you and I both know that they are stupid hammers, take your father as an example, they look simple, but they are better than anyone else, do you think you can fool them by really playing a little trick?"
"Who are you talking about kid? Don't think that I won't dare to beat you up if you're a god! Cheng Gang didn't know where he came out, and he rolled up his sleeves to teach this oracle who was talking to him behind his back.
"Dad, what kind of mess are you coming, Brother Ozawa is praising you, isn't it popular to say anything cute now, this is all praise people, Brother Ozawa means that you are simple and praise you, okay, it's almost noon, hurry back and cook, I'll talk to Brother Ozawa!"
Seeing Cheng Xiaoyan pushing his father and letting him go home, Gu Ze also hurriedly said: "Xiaoyan is right, Uncle Cheng, I'm praising you, Han Da, Bang Da, go back to dinner!"
Cheng Gang was stunned by the two of them and turned around step by step, but after walking far away, Cheng Gang suddenly turned his head and howled at Cheng Xiaoyan: "Daughter, you are also naïve!"
"Poof!"
Gu Ze looked at Cheng Xiaoyan with a black line, and couldn't help laughing.
"Laugh at the fart, you know to say bad things about my dad in one day, my dad is actually a very good person, if you change the problem of flamboyant tongue, my dad will definitely not target you!"
After chatting for a while, the conversation returned to the topic again, seeing that Cheng Xiaoyan firmly believed that he was deceiving people, Gu Ze took out the spirit crystal that was the tool of the crime just now, he didn't want to leave the impression of a liar in Cheng Xiaoyan's heart.
"Wow, it's so beautiful, it's very comfortable to hold, this is what kind of magic weapon they just said, where did you get this thing?"
Cheng Xiaoyan took it and played with it with little stars in her eyes, such a shiny and beautiful thing is a woman's favorite, but obviously she doesn't believe that this bead is a magic weapon!
There was a man with sharp monkey cheeks hiding next to a small grove not far from them, and when he saw Xia Wencai take out the beads, his eyes showed greed, and he sneaked away after a few greedy glances, and after he left, Gu Ze frowned and glanced at the grove thoughtfully, and chatted with Cheng Xiaoyan again.
"Xiaoyan, if you like this, I'll give you it after Zhang Fugui's treatment in two days." Originally, he still had a lot of spirit crystals in stock, and now he can send a piece, but he has already said in front of everyone that this is the magic weapon of the land lord, and it will be used to treat Zhang Fugui, of course, he can't slap himself in the face.
But he didn't slap himself in the face, Cheng Xiaoyan directly helped him beat him, and pouted: "I also said that it wasn't a lie, everyone said that this was the magic weapon of the land lord, if you want to give it away, give it away, hmph, don't recruit yourself!"
Gu Ze smiled faintly and said: "I, the god envoy, have been serving the land lord for many years, and there is no merit and hard work, the land lord has already said that after the person is cured, this magic weapon will be given to me!"
Although she still doesn't believe in such a mysterious thing as the land lord, she is really excited about this bead, but after thinking about it for a while, Cheng Xiaoyan still put the bead in Gu Ze's hand and said: "Although I don't know what this is, I know that it is very precious at a glance, I can't ask for it, you continue to keep it and deceive people, I'll go back to eat first!"
Seeing Cheng Xiaoyan "giggle" and run away, Gu Ze also shook his head and smiled bitterly, it seems that this girl has already decided that she is a liar!
When Gu Ze returned to the village slowly, he found that a large number of villagers had gathered in a dam on the side of the road, probably hundreds of people.
Seeing that Gu Ze came back and kept greeting him or pointing at him curiously, it seemed that the dozens of villagers who had just gone to the temple had come back to publicize it.
Gu Ze was about to come forward to give an urgent speech or something in anticipation, but before he could move, a man in his forties and fifties and an old man walked towards him with a black face.
"Gu Ze, you are also a person who has read books, do you know that it is illegal to propagate feudal superstition, you are a cult behavior to bewitch the villagers like this, you know no, immediately go and clarify to the deceived villagers what tricks you are playing, so that everyone will know their way back, otherwise believe it or not, I will send you to the police station!" As soon as the middle-aged man opened his mouth, he accused him, he was the head of their village, called Xu Ziqiang, and few people in the village treated him well, only looking at the words of the official, and those who didn't know thought he was the mayor!
"Self-improvement, don't scare the child, Xiao Ze, you doll is usually quite sensible, why are you confused now, do the magic stick business, although Ziqiang's words are not listening, but there is still some truth, it is not good to go on like this, you will not only harm others but also harm yourself, you have to explain this matter to everyone, feudal superstition is not shallow, they are all from the neighbors, you can't pit them." The old man next to him also spoke, this is the secretary of the old village branch, and he is still very good-natured, but he has a problem with loving and talking.
Gu Ze's face also darkened, and he looked like a prisoner, and now there are so many Taoist monks, and I haven't seen anyone who will call them liars, and he, a decent land lord, has become a liar with high feudal superstition?
"Xu Ziqiang, don't drag me along, you speak politely, don't deduct the name of the cult on Lao Tzu's head at every turn, you don't have so much power as a village official, as for the matter of the land lord, I didn't force anyone to believe it, believe it or not, I don't plan to ask them for a penny from those villagers who plan to build a temple, what did I lie to them?" Gu Ze was not the master of the confession, let alone now.
"You..." Seeing Gu Ze and his gang, Xu Ziqiang suddenly exploded.
But suddenly his eyes rolled, and he sneered: "You haven't had time to cheat the villagers out of their money, but someone has been deceived by you before, I heard that you still gave you a bank card directly, so many pairs of eyes watching, do you still want to deny it?"
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