Chapter 003: The Mother Who Makes People Speechless (Various Requests)

Gu Ze muttered and cursed a bald man for a while before letting go of the resentment in his heart, and then comforted himself: "It's just a thousand dollars, what a big deal, I'm a god now, money is something outside the body, and as an immortal, isn't it easy to make some money, well, having said that, I always feel so heartbroken for Mao!" No, it's Lao Tzu's money, you have to spit it out to me" More than an hour later, a community property office was a security guard made a fuss, alarming two police officers, a staff member of the Labor Bureau, and countless onlookers, and finally succeeded in asking for wages

"Hmph, fight with me, you are too tender, the land lord feeds, you know no, the land lord's money also wants to be deducted, it's really bold, it's not that I restrained, I would have already collapsed the whole building with a thunderbolt!" Gu Ze sat on a bus and said indignantly.

After taking the bus for about an hour, Gu Ze returned to the town, took off the bedding and clothes, and spent five yuan to take a tricycle, and took ten minutes on the dirt road before returning to the village.

"Uncle Zhang, are you still on the ground at noon?"

"Aunt Li, you're getting younger and younger."

"Little Bean, run slower, be careful if your steps are too big, and beware of pulling your balls!"

"Xiaoqiang, you changed the hairstyle of the killer Matt, you can't soak the girl like this now, you have to keep my short broken hair like this."

Gu Ze met acquaintances along the way and kept saying hello, others were more clever, and he had a good relationship with the people in the village.

"Wow!"

When Guze passed by a large tree, a young girl suddenly jumped out.

"Ouch hey! It turned out to be Xiaoyan, I was so scared that my liver was fluttering, I didn't believe you came to touch it! After Gu Ze said exaggeratedly, he walked over to the sweet-looking ponytail girl in front of him with a smile on her face, ready to pull her little hand to prove that he was frightened.

Cheng Xiaoyan dodged with a smile and said: "Brother Xiao Ze hasn't been on the right line for a day, how did you pull it, the covers were all back, was it fired?"

"Look at what you said, you Brother Xiao Ze is a talent, which company is rushing to ask for it, who is willing to fire me, I am planning to go home to start a business and benefit one party, by the way, why didn't you go to school?"

Cheng Xiaoyan glanced at Gu Ze, obviously not believing his nonsense, and replied with a pout: "I told you last time, but you forgot, they graduated from high school last year, and they didn't get into college, so what else do you study."

Gu Ze slapped his forehead: "Yes, yes, look at my memory, hey!" Don't you say that I really haven't paid attention, our Xiaoyan seems to have grown taller and grown a lot, come to Brother Ozawa to check your body" Hearing Gu Ze's long-lasting "big" word, Xiaoyan looked down at the towering snow peak under her body, her face turned red all of a sudden, and after seeing Gu Ze approaching with a thief smile on his face, she turned her head and ran. "Dad, why did you come out!" As soon as Xiaoyan turned her head, she saw a big black man, leaning against the door of their courtyard and staring coldly at Xia Wencai.

"If I don't come out, you won't be taken advantage of by this kid!" After the black man finished speaking, he walked over to Gu Ze.

"Hello Uncle Cheng!" Gu Ze sneered, he was caught molesting someone's daughter, and he felt a little embarrassed with his cheekiness.

"Xiao Ze, aren't you going to check my daughter's body, come, uncle will help you check it first!"

After the big black man finished speaking, he clenched his fists and walked towards Gu Ze with a sneer!

"Uncle, calm, calm, you care too much about your daughter, what you see is actually all hallucinations, your daughter didn't go out at all, and I didn't come back at all, or go out to work!" Gu Ze waved his hand and said. “

"Hallucinations? So what is this? The big black man pointed to Gu Ze's nose and asked!

"I'm just hallucinating, you see, it's gone!"

After Gu Ze finished speaking, he pulled his legs and started running, quickly turning the corner of his house, and running away until he disappeared

"Giggles, Brother Ozawa is so funny!" Cheng Xiaoyan looked at her father's stunned appearance and covered her mouth.

After walking for a few minutes, Gu Ze came to a two-story small western-style building with eaves in front of it, there is a small cement dam in front of the gate, and a small river in the backyard, this is his home, this house cost 200,000 yuan for decoration, which is considered a relatively local tyrant in their village, as for the money to build the house, of course, it is not his salary to pay, a few years ago his father was in a car accident with more than 200,000 yuan, and most of it was used to build this small building.

"Mom, I'm back!"

As soon as Gu Ze entered the courtyard, he shouted.

"Yo! Son, where are you playing? Roll the cover and get out, I told you not to do any security guards, the salary is not high and I am angry, and now I am still fired, how embarrassing it is, did you hide from people when you came back, you are embarrassed and nothing, anyway, you are used to having no face and no skin, the old lady is a flower in the village, I don't know how many people pay attention to it, this is over, they have a new topic to arrange hey, son, don't go, I haven't finished talking yet! Gu Ze's mother, Luo Yin, after coming out of the kitchen, wiped her hands on her apron and chattered.

Gu Ze had already entered the door, but after hearing this, he turned around and said, "Mom, tell me the truth, I picked it up, right?"

"Alas, son, don't be stupid, just your useless appearance, if I really picked you up, I would have thrown you into the pit and drowned, how could I let you live until now, and don't use your not very bright brain to think about it!" Gu Zehao spit out a mouthful of old blood on the spot, and said after a while: "Mom, don't say it, I still want to live for two more years, and when I give birth to a grandson for you, I will be angry with me again, and then I can walk freely without worrying!"

"What are you saying, what are you saying, you want to die, my mother will fulfill you!"

"Mom, don't do it, your son is a cow now, there is a divine light protector to be careful to rebound and hurt, ouch, it doesn't make sense, it hurts, it hurts, stop, I surrendered, my ears are going to fall off!" "Divine Light Protector, what about the reflected damage?"

"Mom, it seems that you are not a simple person, you dare to fight immortals!"

"You're a fairy, I'm a god, what don't you dare to fight, uncle fairy, go put the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and enjoy the incense!" After Luo Yin finished speaking, he left majestically.

Gu Ze, who looked depressed, touched his red ears, put things in the room, and then came out to put the dishes and chopsticks to prepare for dinner, there are only two of them at home, my sister is in high school, living and studying, and will come back on weekends.

"Mom, your skills have improved, the meat is too authentic!" Gu Ze boasted while eating.

"It's not that the old lady's craftsmanship is authentic, it's that your kid is used to eating pig food at work, and now of course I think it's delicious!" Luo Yin said with a stupid expression.

"Mom, you have to change, you will have no friends like this, if there are two mothers who ask me to choose one of the two, I will definitely choose the other!"

"Hmph, do you think I'm rare to be your mother, besides, I won't have any friends? When my mother goes out, I don't know how many stinky hooligans are beating my idea! Luo Yin said proudly.

"Mom, you know it's a stinky hooligan, and you don't have anything to do with your friends at all."

"Your dad was a stinky rascal!"

"Poof! Ahem, let's change the subject, I think I came back to farm, what do you think? Gu Ze coughed for a while before speaking.

Syllable!

"Poof, Mom, why are you smoking me when you eat well?" Gu Ze was suddenly slapped on the head, and a mouthful of rice sprayed far away.

"Say, Who are you? What about my son? Luo Yin asked with a stern expression.

Gu Ze was a little frightened, looked at his mother blankly for a while, swallowed his saliva and said, "Mom, don't scare me!" I'm your son, why don't you know me all of a sudden? ”

"Didn't get ghosted?" Luo Yin asked suspiciously.

"Mom, I think you're the one with the upper body of a ghost!" Gu Ze is no longer able to complain, and he is also drunk with such a mother!

"It doesn't make sense, I want to ask you to come back to help when I was busy farming, and I refused to die, I insisted on taking money to invite someone, and now I take the initiative to farm, something is wrong, it's too wrong, say, what's the conspiracy?" Luo Yin glared and scrutinized.

"Mom, I'm serving you, okay, okay, I admit that I don't want to farm, but I don't want to go to work, what do you say?" Gu Ze is now the new land lord, and there are a lot of things to deal with, he has to go to the land temple to get acquainted with it first, and he will definitely be too busy to go to work, so he will say this.

"What's the matter, just play at home, although the family doesn't get rich, but you still can't starve to death"

"Mom, I like your idea very much!" Gu Ze said with a smile.

To tell the truth, their family is still quite wealthy now, and there are not many places to use money, that is, my sister costs money to study, but my parents saved more than 100,000 yuan before, and there are still 50,000 or 60,000 yuan left after my father's accident to build a house, and I have earned tens of thousands of yuan after working indiscriminately for a few years, so it is really not too bad money, the side dishes are all home-grown, self-sufficient, and some chickens and ducks are fed in the backyard, and there are really not many places to consume.

Of course, Gu Ze didn't want to sit and eat empty, he planned to take care of the land and things before thinking about how to live the next few days.

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In the afternoon, I chatted with my mother for a long time, and after dinner, Gu Ze changed into a white sportswear, and told his mother Luo Yin that he had made an appointment with a few friends to go out to play, and spent the night at a friend's house, so he slipped out.

Of course, Gu Ze is not going out to play, he is going to officially go to the Land Temple to take office, and by the way, meet a few of his subordinates.

This is all the information left by his grandfather to tell him, don't look at him as just a small land lord, at least he is still a real power figure on the ruling side, of course, there are subordinates, but these subordinates are not people, they are all ghosts and ghosts.