35. Don't bite me

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The sea was stunned, and Hu Yifan, who was originally triumphant, was told that he was wheeled. The account that took the lead is called Xiao Wu, and it turned out to be a big V, but it seems to be a big V number certified by the guild a long time ago. He's very depressed, I didn't mess with him Xiao Wu, huh?

The group of writers in the online literature circle, seeing the wind and rain, such news immediately spread out, all kinds of screenshots flew all over the sky, everyone was discussing what kind of grudge Mei Changsu and the great god of the sea had, such a tearing war?

In terms of combat effectiveness, his fans are not opponents at all, so it feels like the landlord's armed forces met the regular army and collapsed in an instant.

Canghai couldn't get angry, caught Xiao Wu's post and asked: "We have no grievances, why did you lead the water army to attack my Weibo?" How much did Mei Changsu give you? ”

Xiao Wu replied: "Mei Changsu? How much? You're mistaken, I'm here to assist at the behest of our boss. ”1

A drop in the ocean was puzzled, "Who is your boss?" ”

Xiao Wu said: "Hu Ge of good Chinese songs." ”

"Damn, is that the one who sings "Father"? Nima's, when did I mess with him? "A drop in the ocean.

"The boss said you tried to hack a book he liked." Xiao Wudao.

A drop in the sea is depressed, there is a singer who is a fan of "Flower Thousand Bone"? Okay, I'd like to see how many fans this Hu Ge has.

Then he searched Hu Ge on Weibo and found that he only had more than 90,000 fans, and there were less than five-level artists, so he dared to meddle in his affairs?

Damn, I don't believe it, and my brother is not alone! After thinking about it for a long time, a drop in the ocean gave his brother, who is also the 12 main gods, "20,000 miles of wind." There is also a fantasy god "The demeanor of this sword". The two of them have more than 70,000 fans together, and their own treatment of Xiao Wu's gang should be about the same.

"Storm, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, help me fight......"

Tempest was also belligerent, and agreed instantly, without even asking the ins and outs of the matter.

"A sword, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, things are like this......"

The demeanor of this sword asked the object of the war was a newcomer named Mei Changsu, and because of the fact that he was also a Jiangsu author, the relationship was okay, so he agreed to help.

In fact, none of the above is a reason, if the target of the bombardment is changed to the Central Plains Wubai level, he will not be killed. The shadow of people's famous trees, and many people in the online literature circle are afraid of the soft and the hard.

With the addition of these two fan groups, although the combat effectiveness is not outstanding, Xiao Wu's side was finally defeated.

Xiao Wu called Hu Yifan: "Boss, the other party's firepower is too fierce, it is estimated that there are sixty or seventy thousand people, and we are defeated." ”

Hu Yifan was quite shocked and asked who the reinforcements were, Xiao Wu said that he was also the author, one was called "20,000 miles of wind", and the other was called "The demeanor of this sword." ”

Hu Yifan said that you are waiting for me to go into battle.

updated a chapter of "Flower Thousand Bone", and at about ten o'clock in the evening, Hu Yifan's WeChat account was about to go to the battle of a drop in the sea.

After thinking about it, his account is Hu Ge, or don't expose the fact that Mei Changsu and Hu Ge are the same person, and then he said a sentence on his Weibo homepage.

"Are you sent by the monkeys to be saved?"

This is a very classic line in "Journey to the West", from the mouth of the awesome child Red Boy. However, there is no Journey to the West in this world, so it is not certain that they can't understand this stalk.

After writing this game, @ "Twenty Thousand Miles of Wind" and "The demeanor of this sword." ”

The two men were stunned for a moment, and then replied to the post: What do you mean?

Hu Yifan replied: "If a drop in the ocean is a monkey, you are the rescuers invited by the monkeys?" ”

This time they understood in seconds, Xiao Wu was busy helping fans like excitedly, is the boss scolding so artistic?

The two of them were fine, not too jelly, but they jumped into the sea, and immediately replied to the battle: "You scold me for being a monkey?" I'm wondering, what are you doing as a singer meddling in our online literature circle? ”

Hu Yifan replied calmly: ""Flower Thousand Bone" is a good book, Mei Changsu is a good writer, whoever hacks him, I will scold him!" As an artist, I'm just this stinky temper! ”

Xiao Wu and the others were excited, our family boss is a real person, he fights with others for a broken novel, this character, tsk......

The two of them suddenly laughed and urinated: "Teasing Hu Ge, you are really suitable for writing online articles than your personality, just don't sing, come and write online articles, right?" ”

Yijian didn't think so: "Hurricane, this is called hype, you know a fart!" Don't be fooled! ”

Hu Yifan replied: "Are you the teases invited by the monkeys?" Hold back your words and kiss the chrysanthemums of the sea. ”

This laughing little dance they leaned forward and backwards, the boss was too talented, the rescuers became funny in seconds, and the kiss chrysanthemum was even more suggestive sexual orientation abuse.

A drop in the ocean, a wind, and a sword, the three of them are also playing with words, but why do you think when you meet Hu Ge, you always feel that no one can play with words? Are we writers or are he writers after the?

But the effect of this sentence is really good, and the wind and the sword really shut up for the time being.

It's strange that the fans of the three parties actually tacitly agreed that no one would say a word? are also silently peeking at the screen. This Su zhì is really professional enough.

After calming down for a few seconds, Canghai trembled and typed: "Hu Ge, you want to hype, don't you, you want to be popular, right?" Well, believe it or not, I'll drown you with a water army! ”

Hu Yifan replied with a smile: "I want to be popular, but I rely on my works; If the hype can be popular, I am willing to pay to fire myself to death! ”

This sentence was issued, not only the fans on Hu Yifan's side, but even the fans of the other party also liked it, and then canceled the like.

Alas, the combat power is obviously asymmetrical, and the wind and a sword have to step forward.

Tempest replied: "As a singer, for the sake of a broken book, do you fight with the god of online literature, I dare to predict that your achievements in this life will be like that." "Father" will be your pinnacle! ”

Yijian replied: "As a singer, I think I have a few fans, so I dare to use them to fight on Weibo, you are only a sixth-level artist, not even a star, what are you talking about?" ”

This time, Hu Yifan was angry, but he didn't want to scold his mother too much, but quickly typed a line of words.

"I'll write you a song for the two of you."

Tempest and Yijian were stunned, this kid was scolded stupidly by us, and he wanted to write a song for us? Immediate reply.

Hurricane: "Forget it, since you recognize your mistake, it's okay to have this attitude, and what are you going to do with writing songs for us?" ”

Yijian: "That is, although you participated in the war, your "Father" is not bad. Do you really want to write a song for us? Why? Thank you for waking you up? Well, send a song like "I'm a Little Bird". I just like inspirational songs, inspiring! ”

A drop in the ocean replied: "......"

I'm really speechless, who are the two people invited? People just said that they would write a song for you, but before they made it clear, you instantly turned your rivalry into a jade silk? Really invited to sing? Still shameless?

But soon, they were all stunned, because Hu Yifan's lyrics were written.

Hu Yifan:

"Are you a rescuer invited by the monkeys?" 》

1=D lyrics/songs

The gods in the sky, you shuttle between the white clouds

Grandson on the earth, you have suffered your grandson

You stole Lao Jun's elixir and came to the world

Whose father did you reincarnate be, and what kind of sin did you create?

This is an era of fighting for dads

This is an era of B, an era of B, oh oh

Are you a rescuer invited by the monkeys, a little imp in the sky?

Which immortal junior master are you, my grandson has gone

Tang Seng went west and killed the white bone spirit

Sha Seng said that the master will not go to court

Lao Bai said, Master, don't worry, Bai Gujing, she has no background

Bajie, he twisted his nose and said, Brother Monkey, you are really good

This is the era of the pit dad, the era of the pit dad

It's a fuck-up time, a fuck-up age

……

After reading this word, Tempest and Ichijian were shocked, this is the song that Nima wants to send me?

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