36. Jerking off la-la

Cheng Qiu's video didn't attract much attention, everyone just thought that Qi Zihe couldn't bear the evil anger of his boyfriend's foot in the fleet, and Bai Laicai still wanted to watch the follow-up, but when he opened Changsheng's mobile phone circle of friends, he didn't find any clues, and he couldn't help but be instructed by Chen Qingzhu to clean up the table.

Recently, Changsheng has been thinking about what Bai Laicai said at night, and the king of Hades, who has been rolling from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, has been disturbed.

"What the hell are you doing!" Hades jumped on the bed and rubbed Changsheng's hair like a bird's nest.

Changsheng grabbed Hades' hoofed and shook it, and asked in a tangled manner, "Do you think I want to shoot commercials?" ”

"It's not a big thing," Hades raised his eyelids and choked him, "what do you want to do?" ”

"Return to your old profession as a Taoist!" Changsheng is very self-aware, and his original body chose a Japanese major before he came into contact with it, not to mention the pain of being supervised by Chen Qingzhu to memorize words.

Hades didn't blow up his hair this time, but leisurely threw a spell at the wall. In the bedroom, where only a glimmer of light had leaked in, the walls were fluorescent, and then a few lines of black letters emerged.

"2016 China Taoist College Admissions" test subjects and scope:

1. 政zhì: The Reader of Religious Policies and Regulations and the Chinese Current Affairs Politics Zhì.

2. Chinese: "National College Entrance Examination Review Guidance Series for All Kinds of Adults", 2015 Higher Education Edition.

3. History: "National College Entrance Examination Review Guidance Series for All Kinds of Adults", 2015 Higher Education Edition.

4. English: Elementary English

Hades stretched and rolled on the warm carpet, "See? You don't need me to limit you, do you think you're up to standard? Don't talk about politics and English, your history is not synchronized, and you dare to be a Taoist? What about foreign friends? ”

Chang Xiaopang, who was overwhelmed by the college entrance examination, glanced at the wall without giving up, buried his head in the pillow and complained, "Can you send me back, this is simply a cannibalistic society." ”

"Are you willing to send it back?" Hades rolled over and said lazily.

Changsheng was about to speak, but he muttered blankly, "I ......"

If he leaves Chen Qingzhu, will he probably leave without nostalgia? Although he relied on the other party as a master at first, he couldn't withdraw calmly after a long time. The thought of returning to the days when there was no more imperial chef to accompany me simply lost the joy of being a human being.

Hades became interested and continued to ask, "You said that the chef is like your master, but now you hesitate to let you go back, the young people now are really difficult to handle." ”

After half a ring, even the king of Hades thought that Changsheng was asleep, and the light on the wall gradually faded, and someone suddenly said in the quiet space, "Can you really let me go back?" ”

"Lie to you."

Chen Qingzhu seemed to hear a wail from the door in a haze, and he woke up halfway from his dream, and then there were several sheep calls. He chuckled a few times, and then fell into a deep sleep, the spoiling in his eyes fleeting.

A few days after Christmas, the cold wave became more and more turbulent, and Changsheng originally planned to tell him about his decision when they met next time, but the other party seemed to have disappeared from the world, and he couldn't even get through on the phone.

"Do you want to communicate with the next pass?" Changsheng nibbled on the steaming jujube cake and shared it with the king of Hades, "I haven't seen him for so long, maybe I'll go to your place to take a job?" ”

Jujube cake is similar to today's pastries, but it is more delicate, Chen Qingzhu combines the food that Changsheng talked about with the current pastries, mixed with the aroma of red dates and vaguely milky sweetness. According to the cartoon that Changsheng watched recently, there were a few villains on the jujube cake, and Chen Qingzhu was especially egg-painful when he pinched the noodles, and he wanted to search for a few more educational films on the Internet, otherwise when would this gourd baby be pinched?

"Of the seven gourd babies who said yes, why are there only six?" Changsheng grabbed the corner of Chen Qingzhu's clothes before he left, and pointed at the six small noodles to complain.

Since Chen Qingzhu understood his heart, he was even more concerned about Changsheng, and now he explained even more good-naturedly, "The seventh is invisible." ”

"......" always feels like I've eaten one less, but there's nothing wrong with that?

"I have something to do when I go out, you obediently wait at home for nothing." Chen Qingzhu pinched the small soft meat on Changsheng's face, "I'll take you to eat delicious food in a few days." ”

Changsheng blinked, "Really? Hook? ”

Chen Qingzhu laughed a few times, but pulled up the other party's little fat paw.

"Get back to your room, it's too cold outside, you don't have to send me out." Chen Qingzhu rubbed the immortal little derpy hair, and when the other party was about to leave, he suddenly leaned over.

Changsheng felt the warm touch coming from his soft hair, he looked up at Chen Qingzhu suspiciously, his heart couldn't stop beating, but his heart was beating faster, and his mouth was half open uncontrollably, "Huh? ”

"Stamp, you won't regret it when you speak." Chen Qingzhu smiled, "Go back quickly, the jujube cake is going to be cold." ”

"Oh," Changsheng was about to close the door, when he suddenly said hurriedly, "You come back early, I'll leave one for you." ”

"Okay."

"If you come back late, I'll leave you six babies."

Chen Qingzhu: ......

Not long after Chen Qingzhu left, Changsheng was discussing with the king of Hades about Bai Laicai's future underground career, after all, he met the boss in the underworld, can he find a career and eat as a ghost in the future?

Hades said that he was selfless, but the underground has also been engaged in entertainment recently, and Bai Laicai can shoot some unspeakable advertisements below.

At this time, there were suddenly a few sneezes outside the door, Bai Laicai pressed the doorbell and rubbed his nose, "Who thinks about me, it's a cold day, so I thought I had a cold." ”

Changsheng opened the door, and Bai Laicai shivered in a thin windbreaker in the cold wind. He swooped in through the crack in the door, and when he felt the warmth of the room, he immediately took off his coat, revealing the thin knit underneath.

"Are you really not cold?" Changsheng felt that if it went on like this, Bai Laicai might soon be able to shoot advertisements below.

"It's not cold," Bai Laicai sneezed a few times in a row, took out a tissue to wipe his nose, rubbed his hands and ran over to Changsheng, "Come and feel the heat of the neighbor!" ”

Changsheng was hugged by Bai Laicai's arms, and the cold air penetrated down the pores, and he couldn't help but shiver, "What neighbor did you just say?" ”

"Me!" Bai Laicai smiled and said, "Don't you know? Your upstairs was arrested, I bought the upstairs house, although I spent all my savings, but I think it's worth it! ”

Two-way investment, especially economically minded, the most important investment is the fortune teller who lives below!

Changsheng: "Caught upstairs?" ”

"You don't know yet?" Bai Laicai poured himself a cup of hot tea, and was warming his hands, "I don't know who found out and reported it, I was a member of a phone fraud gang before, and I heard that Shun Teng touched the melon and wiped out the entire gang, which is very bullish!" It just so happened that the landlord was also worried, and he happened to be in a hurry to use the money, and after I heard about it, I was busy with this for the past few days, and my tired pants were loosened by a size. ”

"In the future, we will be neighbors," Bai Laicai grabbed the shoulder of the landlord Changsheng with his big hand, "If you have a mouthful of porridge to drink, I will definitely have a mouthful of meat to eat!" By the way, have you figured that out? ”

Changsheng nodded, "Qingzhu said that I can do it if I want." ”

"That's okay, I'll mention it to the other party, you must be okay with this." Bai Laicai stared at the steaming jujube cake on the dining table at a glance, and just pounced on it, but was laughed at by the gourd baby above, took a picture with his mobile phone, and saved it in the old driver's folder.

"By the way, the little master will help me calculate a hexagram again?" Bai Laicai stuffed the sweet jujube cake in his mouth, and said with a shy face, "Just the last time, I came here to make a notice, which is a little bigger than what I usually do, and I feel a little unscored......

The king of Hades turned a blind eye, and did not regard himself as an official ape who had done the eight classics at all, and had already defaulted in his heart that even if the little star of the 360th line broke out of the climate through guò fortune telling, it was estimated that he would be able to mix with the 180th line.

It didn't take long for Changsheng to raise his head blankly and look at Bai Laicai.

"How's it going?" Bai Laicai asked anxiously, "To go or not to go?" ”

"This hexagram is a bit chaotic...... Changsheng pondered for a while, and suddenly said, "It was an instant hit." ”

"Then I'll go!" Bai Laicai slapped his hands, jumped several times in a row, and then froze, cleared his throat, and made a few award-winning poses, "Practice first, so as not to be rusty when the time comes......"

The king of Hades was originally immersed in eating jujube cakes, but when he saw Bai Laicai's crazy appearance, he couldn't help but look up at the hexagram of Changsheng, and happened to look at Changsheng's thoughtful eyes. Hades looked at Bai Laicai with indescribable sympathy in his eyes......