119. On the eve of the meeting
Yun Jiaxi frowned slightly, pursed his lips and said, "Where did you learn this?" ”
"It's all said, this seat is talented, and there is no need to learn at all. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Wu clasped his arms and said confidently.
"Heheda, yes, yes, you are the most powerful, an immortal with no mana." Yun Jiaxi clasped his arms and mocked.
Wu squinted at Yun Jiaxi, suppressed his anger, and said, "You seem to look down on me." ”
"Oh......" Yun Jiaxi blinked, looked at Wu, and said lightly: "When will I look up to you?" Please let me know and I'll change. ”
"You ......" Wu gritted his teeth, his eyes were full of anger, clenched his fists, and said, "I think you want plastic surgery." ”
Cheng Wu looked at the two, covered his mouth and laughed, and teased: "What a cute couple!" ”
Wu and Yun Jiaxi were startled, don't look around, and said in unison: "Who is a couple with him!" ”
"Hey, okay, okay, whatever you say." Cheng Wu sighed, shrugged his shoulders and said, "So is the quarrel over?" It's time to talk about Yao. ”
Yun Jiaxi pursed his lips and said angrily, "What does that kid have to say?" I even said that this girl has a low IQ and doesn't want to cooperate with me, heh! Did he think I was going to beg him to cooperate with me? What a joke! ”
"Uh...... Not really. Cheng Wu looked at Yun Jiaxi, raised his eyebrows and said, "You just need to prove that you are not mentally retarded." ”
Yun Jiaxi yawned, glanced at Cheng Wu, and said, "I'm also drunk, and this girl is not mentally retarded, what is there to prove?" Love doesn't come or not, don't care about him! I'm going to sleep, don't send it. ”
After the words fell, Yun Jiaxi yawned a few times one after another, fell into bed and fell asleep.
Wu sighed, pressed his forehead, and said, "I really can't help her, sometimes I suspect that she is fake, but as soon as I feel the energy in her body, I dispell my doubts." She doesn't look like Yun Yin's descendant! ”
"Oh?" Cheng Wu looked at the sleeping Yun Jiaxi, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and said, "I think it...... Like him, deep down in his heart. "I want to ...... If Yun Yin is here, he must be very envious of this girl.
"What?" Wu asked with a wink.
"Huh? Nothing, hehe. Cheng Wu smiled slightly and said, "I have to go too, remember to remind Yun Yatou!" As the words fell, she jumped out of the window and disappeared into the night.
Wu looked at the starry sky, sighed and smiled, this guy, where is he like him......
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Three days later, Yun Jiaxi ordered the music, turned up the volume, and looked very happy. She pulled out a suitcase and pulled stacks of clothes out of the closet and put them inside. Wu drooped his eyes, watching her every move, and couldn't help but yawn.
"I said, what are you doing here?" Wu raised his eyebrows, clasped his arms in his hands, and said, "Looks like you're going on vacation?" ”
Yun Jiaxi ignored him and continued to clean up.
Mo Wan shook her head, patted Wu's shoulder and said, "Lord Xi said that she has to prepare food and daily necessities for three days, and she is afraid that she will not be used to it." ”
"I rub, what the hell? She really thought she was going on vacation! Wu said, took a few steps forward, turned off the music, pointed to the box and said, "Stupid woman, these are not allowed to be brought, you can just go." ”
Yun Jiaxi became angry when he heard this, frowned and said, "Why? ”
"It's good that this seat allows you to go to heaven, and you still want to take these strange things with you, you are going on vacation! That's the heavenly realm! Wu glared and shouted. Whether this woman is really stupid or really stupid, I know, is mentally retarded.
Yun Jiaxi gritted his teeth, crossed his hands on his waist, and roared: "You show this girl clearly, these are all necessities of life, where is something strange!" Also, why can't I take them to heaven? This girl is going to go up even the sky, what's wrong with bringing something? ”
Wu pouted, covered his ears, leaned back, and said in disgust: "Hey, the spittle stars have flown to my face!" "Where is this mortal, it's obviously a demon, no, it's a devil!
"Huh?" Yun Jiaxi was dumbfounded, his eyes were erratic, and he said, "Huh...... You deserve it. After the words fell, he turned around and continued to clean up. Wait, how can I care about these trifles, really, will my image be ...... Hey, that's it.
"Hey, what is this?" Wu picked up a pink underwear on the bed, shook it in front of his eyes, and then kneaded it with both hands.
Yun Jiaxi turned his head to look, and his face turned red. She pouted, reached out and stuffed it into her suitcase, saying, "You don't have to know. "Really, stupid to death, forget it, you're still a god, you don't even know this, shame on people.
Mo Wan yawned, chewed potato chips, opened the suitcase, looked at it, and said, "Oh, this is a bra." Master, you don't even know this, it's terrible to be uneducated. She grimaced.
Wu raised his eyebrows and smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, I'm uneducated? Okay, okay, so what does this bra do? ”
Mo Wan drooped, looked at Wu, and sneered: "You don't even know this? Of course, it's worn by women to support their breasts! ”
"Uh......" Wu was stunned, turned his head to stare at Yun Jiaxi's chest, supported his chin and nodded.
"What are you looking at?" Yun Jiaxi clenched his fists, and his face sank. This stupid fairy doesn't want to laugh at my small breasts, does he? If he dares, I'll crush him!
Wu blinked, frowned slightly, and said, "So...... Can men wear it? ”
When the words fell, the audience was petrified.
The afterimage stood at the door, just when he heard this, pressed his forehead, and said to himself, "This god-killing ...... Do you become stupid without mana? ”
Wu's eyes lit up, and he walked quickly to the afterimage, with a gloomy face, and said, "Stinky bat, who do you say has no mana?" ”
Seeing this, the afterimage swallowed his saliva, took a few steps back, and said with a reluctant smile: "No...... I didn't say anyone, you continue, I'll withdraw first! The words fell, and he ran away.
Wu sneered a few times, moved his muscles and bones, and returned to the same place.
"Hey, Wu, let me ask you a question." Yun Jiaxi stared at Wu seriously.
Seeing this, Wu frowned slightly and looked at Yun Jiaxi, and said, "You say." "This woman actually called me by my name just now, oh my God, what's the situation! You won't be officially confessing to me, will you...... Thinking of this, he shuddered.
Yun Jiaxi suddenly grabbed Wu's arm, looked at him with a stiff face, swallowed his saliva, and said, "That...... I want to ask...... You...... You ...... "Damn, I can't say it."
Wu raised his eyebrows, coughed twice, and said, "I know, you may be embarrassed, so don't ask." "Yes, in this state, don't say it.
Yun Jiaxi gritted his teeth, sighed, lowered his head and said quickly: "I just wanted to ask you if there is a toilet in the heavenly realm, how to take a bath and how to urinate!" ”
Wu was instantly stunned and at a loss. This guy ...... Don't play according to the routine! (To be continued.) )