Spring Festival Gala 4 - Black Flying Plane

"Cut! Tease me, I can't finish talking about it, isn't it Lao Zhu, you have a lively mind and want to mess around, a nanny is not enough and you want to find something else? I said to Zhu Yong a little angrily. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"This is a misunderstanding! I've got enough of this one! But you also know that blacks have no moderation in this regard, I don't mess around, this nanny is not necessarily, if I get AIDS or something, then I won't have the face to go back to Jiangdong! You also know that the small central size of our Chinese may not satisfy them, right? Wei Yiyun: Can you guarantee that you are satisfied? Zhu Yong's mouth was open, and the more he spoke, the more he tasted.

"you, don't say that others are the same as you." Wei Yiyun said to Zhu Yong disdainfully.

"There are some things, my Lao Zhu has eaten more than ten years more than you, and I have seen more women than you on the road. The probability of a black woman cheating is a bargain! I've never been to Africa, but I know how to look at women, especially women! Zhu Yong said with a sly smile in his eyes.

"Also look at the appearance, do you want to make a flag for you, and then shout a few words, "Let's go, swim, I don't worry if I don't learn countless people, I don't tell the truth when I meet people, it's all based on a three-inch rotten tongue, the horse's fart makes his legs cramp, the tiger rubs some oil on his mouth, eats mixed rice in the southeast and northwest, and is the best at cheating!" "Isn't it, Lao Zhu? How's that, I've got you a good line! Wei Yiyun stood up, imitating the appearance of Jianghu Langzhong, shouting slogans from nowhere.

"Haha, this slogan is for you, Lao Zhu." I clapped my hands and applauded.

Zhu Yong looked at the two of us angrily, angry and funny: "Don't tell you two little kids, Lao Zhu, I'll cook." ”

After Zhu Yong finished speaking, he got up and went to the nanny to help, today he steamed some steamed buns in a steamer, saying that it was steamed buns, but in fact it was dough, because he couldn't buy baking powder, the steamed buns were as hard as stones, and Lao Cao liked to eat them.

Lao Li and Wei Ergou maintained all the equipment, including the excavator, generator and water pump. The maintenance of the water pump was completed independently by Professor Wu and the two black workers, and Lao Wu praised the work of Donai again and again.

The day passed quickly, those who love to play cards are playing cards, those who love to watch TV are watching TV, and the programs in CCTV4 are relatively single, all of which are distant homes or programs such as Chinese Bridge, and others like Xiao Cao are lying on the bed alone and surfing the Internet with their mobile phones.

At 4 o'clock in the morning the next morning, Erijia pushed me and asked me to get up early, but Wei Yiyun got up very early, and boiled a few eggs, we simply took some luggage and carried a schoolbag and got into the car, and Wei Ergou got up to say hello and goodbye, and we set off.

We drove for more than three hours to Dongkua Town, first sent Airijia home to pick up our luggage, and then Wei Yiyun drove to the intersection of the town. Pearl was already waiting at the intersection, Wei Yiyun raced her, said a few words and got into the car.

"Ouch, you're quite emotional, how much did you give to the pearl?" I sat in the co-pilot and asked Wei Yiyun.

"Not much, Pearl is also working for us, now I buy vegetables I call her to buy it, let people go to our intersection a little, and then bring it in, it's a lot more convenient, Wow, this is also labor compensation!" Wei Yiyun answered me while driving.

"Remuneration for labor... Hee-hee, it's not just this labor, but there are other aspects of labor! "I was joking with Wei Yiyun.

"You kid will have to learn bad with Lao Zhu sooner or later!" Wei Yiyun made fun of me in turn.

We talked and laughed all the way to Kumasi, Erica alone in the back row directly lying in the back seat squinting eyes to sleep, the road is customary to be several waves of police to tip, a lot of eyes, what we have a problem with our driver's license, what Chinese have the money to sponsor some meal money, we have long been used to it, all kinds of little devils can not afford to offend, and the police bargain to give a small face value of about 20 Saidi is also counted, after all, on people's territory, this Ghanaian highway is the police's ATM, in Wei Yiyun's words is "thieves and robbers do not arrest, All be road rage on the road! ”

Dongkua to Kumasi normal more than four hours, the middle of a town is Obu Osi, there is an American gold mine here, there are many Chinese gold diggers nearby, the roadside can also see the Liugong excavator of a large stronghold, it is said that Obu Osi a few days ago a mine dug eight kilograms of gold a day, Guangxi circle said big and big, said small and small, this thanks to the existence of WeChat, what happened through the WeChat circle of friends, even trivial things all Ghana gold diggers know.

A few days ago, Obuosi also urged a vicious case, the perpetrator of the case was not a local, but a Chinese, for the mining boundary issue to cause a conflict, both sides were strong and did not give in, Guangxi people are fierce by nature, and finally there was a firefight, the two sides used scattered single guns to shoot each other, as a result, the Chinese did not die, mistakenly killed the son of the landlord who came to regulate, this landlord is very prestigious and powerful in the local area, after this incident, all the Chinese on both sides were arrested to the police station, In the end, both parties spent 1 million yuan each to settle with the landlord, and stipulated that the money handed over to the landlord should be doubled every month.

Since there are no cars on the road early in the morning, generally speaking, blacks are lazy by nature, and the robbers are basically in the afternoon or evening, and they rob every morning. It didn't take long for us to get past Obuosi and another two hours to Kumasi, as usual we chose the Shanglin Guesthouse as the place to park. Wei Yiyun said hello to the boss and didn't have lunch, we called a taxi and went to the airport.

The airport is very small, similar to a domestic bus station, and it is not a large bus station, or an ordinary bus station. Arija took us to the ticket window to buy air tickets, and the waiter who sold the tickets was a very beautiful young girl, who seemed to know Erijia again, eyebrows, hey, black!

The ticket was at three o'clock in the afternoon, and we still had more than an hour to go, so we ordered some fries and sandwiches at the restaurant at the airport, the black food was cold, I was very unaccustomed to it, but Wei Yiyun and Erijia didn't mind too much, maybe they were also hungry.

"Ah Yun, what a coincidence, are you also going to Accra?" Someone shouted at us from behind, and I looked back to see a man in his forties, waving at us, looking very familiar but unable to remember who it was.

"Uncle, yes, come on, come on, have you eaten, let's eat some together, are you also a three-o'clock plane?" Wei Yiyun turned around and stood up, went over to greet the man, and pulled him over to sit down with us.

"This uncle is so familiar, hello, I'm Zhang Xiaosheng." I greeted the man in front of me.

"You've seen it, Xiaosheng, Shanglin Clinic's Doctor Lin, Lin Chaoying." Wei Yiyun patted me and said to me.

"Oh, yes, yes, I'm sorry, I forgot, hello uncle." I was a little embarrassed to say.

Lin Chaoying flew to pick up his cousins and cousins, and they all wanted to come to Ghana to inspect the gold mines, and it can be said that nearly half of the people in the entire Shanglin town have already considered coming to Ghana to invest in gold mines. Wei Yiyun and Lin Chaoying chatted about the day, and the time passed quickly, and we heard the radio to arrange boarding, and the black man's plane was not scored, and it actually took off half an hour early.

We got on the plane, it was a small plane, probably less than 100 people, the plane was constantly jolting after takeoff, and it was rising very fast, and our heads were buzzing with atmospheric pressure. After a smooth flight, I thought it wouldn't be bumpy, I'm damn it! The plane went up and down several times, and the whole heart was about to jump out, and the pilot was flying the plane like a play. The people on the plane were also frightened and did not dare to make a sound.

It felt like a roller coaster touch, and I also glanced at Wei Yiyun and Erica at that time, Wei Yiyun was nervously grasping the handrail with both hands, and his mouth was tightly closed; Erica was even more nervous, her eyes were closed, and her hands were gripping the armrests tightly. In a tense and suffocating atmosphere, the plane landed very quickly, and the speed of the landing was so fast that I felt in my mind that the plane was about to fall, my ears could no longer hear, and my head exploded violently.

Damn it! It took 20 minutes to fly! It's a plane rush! In the chaos, we arrived in Accra at three o'clock, a full hour faster than scheduled.