China's big tyrants are here!

For the seed of the tree of life, it is inevitable!

China. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Zhongnanhai. Office of the Prime Minister.

"Knock knock!"

"Come in!"

A staff member softly pushed the door open, then stood up to make a report.

"Report: A special request letter from the Ministry of State Security!"

The Prime Minister looked up, his eyes filled with doubt.

"What application letter?"

"Apply for a Fruit of Life next month!"

When the sound fell, the prime minister frowned.

According to the plan, if ICBC can snap up a fruit of life, it will first provide it to the Chinese Academy of Sciences for analysis and research, so as to grasp more data on "bioenergy".

For this purpose, the Chinese government directly offered a sky-high price of 200 billion US dollars!

And now, there are lower-level departments sending application letters to grab it.

What's going on? To whom does the Ministry of State Security want the fruits of life to be used?

At this time, the staff unfolded the application letter in their hands and whispered the answer: "Report to the Prime Minister, it's 'Choi Myung-mi'!" ”

What the? It's her?

The prime minister was startled, and then struggled violently.

On the one hand, he is the hero of the country; On the other side is "bioenergetic" research.

Which is more important?!

"Report to the prime minister, the application letter said that Choi Myung-mi is dying, and the doctors can no longer maintain it. At the end of the application letter, there are the Minister of National Security, the Director of the First Bureau of National Security, the Director of the Second Bureau, and the Director of the Third Bureau...... Director of the 18th Bureau, a total of 19 autographs. ”

"They unanimously applied jointly, hoping that the first fruit of life that the country snapped up could be used by 'Cui Mingmei'!"

The prime minister was silent, and the balance in his heart instantly tilted.

After an instant, the prime minister stood up and said loudly: "Call the Ministry of State Security: the National Council agrees to their application!" As long as you can snap up the fruit of life, the first one will be given to 'Cui Mingmei'! ”

"Yes, Prime Minister!"

The staff saluted and walked out of the office.

Half an hour later, the Prime Minister personally made a phone call to the T-333 military hospital.

On the phone, the prime minister said only two words:

"The country will never forget its heroes!"

"No matter what the price is, we must also snap up the fruits of life for 'Cui Mingmei'!"

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The price of the fruit of life is still skyrocketing.

Since the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China offered a sky-high price of 200 billion US dollars, Rosneft did not give in and offered a price of 210 billion yuan.

"Industrial and Commercial Bank of China: 220 billion!"

"Rosneft: 230 billion!"

"Industrial and Commercial Bank of China: 240 billion!"

"Rosneft: 245 billion!"

The Russian government is clinging to China's prices, and Russia also does not want to give up the fruits of life.

However, at this very moment.

Bank of China, Agricultural Bank of China, Commercial Bank of China, China Construction Bank, four banks suddenly issued a statement: in order to cope with the increasingly complex economic form, the four banks will each dismantle 100 billion US dollars to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China.

A total of 400 billion!

Subsequently, the president of the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China faced the global media and said loudly:

"Industrial and Commercial Bank of China bid: 500 billion, book a fruit of life!"

This price stunned the Russian government, and the whole world.

Mom, this big tyrant China is too awesome, and the price has reached 500 billion.

At this moment, though, it's too early for the world to be surprised.

Two hours later, Hughes, the leader of the Watermelon Alliance and the governor of the moon, held a press conference on the lawn outside the White House and announced:

"Watermelon Alliance contributes - 600 billion US dollars, book a fruit of life!"

Mr. Hughes's appearance stunned the whole world; And the price he offered was even more groundbreaking, directly exceeding the 100 billion US dollars of the big tyrant China.

Is the Watermelon Alliance really rich!

It is said that Mr. Hughes has been selling his official position all over the world since he became the Governor of the Moon. As long as he could afford the money, Hughes even dared to directly auction the post of commander-in-chief of the lunar fleet.

It is conceivable that Hughes is richer now, and he is even more tyrant than the Chinese government.

Thus, this global auction of the fruit of life came to an end.

First place: Hughes, the leader of the Watermelon Alliance, $600 billion.

Second place: Industrial and Commercial Bank of China representing the Chinese government, $500 billion.

3rd place: Rosneft representing the Russian government, $245 billion.

What? Why did Hughes, who is American, also make a bid, you ask? With his strength, he can grab one without spending a penny!

Fart!

Nor do you see whose fruit of life it is?

That's the creator of the tree of life, the god Ike!

Who would dare to owe the Great God? Who would dare to snatch his stuff?

Don't want to live anymore?

Therefore, Hughes also came out to buy the fruit of life, and gave it with real money.

In the afternoon of the same day.

Hughes and the governments of China and Russia sent someone to contact Ike, and then transferred the money to the great god.

Yes, you read that right, it was transferred to Ike the gods, not the U.S. government.

If the U.S. government wants the fruit of life, it will have to pay for it in real money.

Because, this time, Ike has changed his excellent quality of treating money like dung, and now he has begun to become desperate for money.

No way, for that tree of life, Ike already owes 5,000 trillion energy, 50 billion defending legion soldiers, a defense system across the local galaxy group, and 1.8 million stars (the sun).

Except for energy, everything else has to be paid!

If you don't start saving money now, will you do crowdfunding every time in the future?

Are you kidding!

The technology of the future may be a system of fantasy civilization or magic civilization, can this be divided into shares at will?

So, now you have to die for money, all kinds of money.

Uh, wrong, wrong, the Russian government can't ask for money.

That same evening.

Ike returned the Russian government's money.

After receiving the report from the foreign exchange bureau, Russian President Vladimir Putin was shocked and hurriedly called the cucumber god urgently.

"Ike, why don't you want our Rosneft money? We took 245 billion, ranking third! ”

"I'm sorry, but there's a Fruit of Life I need to give to Sister Alice as our wedding present. So ......"

The sound fell, and President Putin understood.

Next month is December. December 25 is Christmas Day, and Ike is also his birthday. And that day was also the wedding day of Ike and Miss Alice.

It is simply too appropriate to give the fruit of life as a wedding gift for a big wedding.

Therefore, Russia can only regret to be out.

"Well, I see! Ike, on behalf of the Russian government, I wish you a happy birthday and a happy wedding in advance! ”

Ike happily replied, "Thank you, Mr. President, for your congratulations!" I would like to invite you in advance to come and attend my wedding on Christmas Day! ”

"Of course, I will come!"

"Thank you, Mr. President, goodbye!"

"Ike goodbye!"

……

The next day.

The official spokesman of the Russian government held a press conference to inform the public of the reasons for Russia's exit.

Hearing the news, the British government was overjoyed, and the European Union was overjoyed.

Miss Alice's place in the heart of the great god is still the same as before.

When they get married, we in the EU will make a fortune!

You have to know that the words wife and girlfriend are completely different concepts.

The former is much heavier than the latter!

At that time, who else in this world can influence Miss Alice's status?

"X"? Hehe!

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