Episode 346 A little minion who is so strange to the extreme
Four malevolent men were praying reverently. A young man www.biquge.info with a pumpkin head and an ape-like body appeared behind them. "Guys, you're lucky, really lucky, no one is luckier than you? Your luck surpasses everyone else. Come with me...... Our boss ......."
Yes...... The four of them screamed, and Liu Qianye pointed to the pumpkin head. "Look...... I'm right! It's someone watching us. ”
The pumpkin head was frightened by the violent reaction of the four people. "You ...... Why are you surprised! People are cowardly, and you will frighten people like this. He is the most beautiful little minion under Lord Zhu Yan, if you scare me, you will not end well! Hum...... I warn you outsiders, that our Zhu Yan Island is the most prosperous area on the mainland, and our Zhu Yan minions are the richest minions, and you are rarely here......
Nayanluo kicked him to the ground. "Less nonsense, who asked you to come, what are you doing with us? Make it clear. ”
The little minion got up tremblingly: "Hmph! Such a bad attitude. Do you know who I am? I'm the ruler of this island...... A little minion for adults. How dare you kick someone! People won't tell you. If you have a kind, you can kick someone again! The little minion puffed up his hips and blatantly threatened.
Na Yanluo hit his thigh again. "Okay, fulfill your wishes, I love adult beauty!"
After being kicked again, the little minion was very inward-looking. "You...... You...... Your kick on me is really graceful and strong. There are so many people who kick me, you're the one who kicked the best! ”
Seeing that this little minion was so vulnerable, how could he let go of this opportunity. He said in a fierce voice, "Hurry up...... Who sent you? What are you doing here? Where is this? ”
The little minion immediately changed into a calm and majestic change of affection, and said disdainfully: "Okay...... I tell you with great mercy. Declare in advance, I am not afraid of you, I told you because I was kind-hearted and worried that you would not fit here. How will they succumb to your coercion, and you remember, I really didn't ...... because I was afraid of you."
Ye Longsu snorted coldly. "Say no more nonsense, screw your head off." He really can't stand this weird little minion.
The little minion said tremblingly: "People...... They were sent by Lord Zhu Yan, and he invited you to the cave as a guest. Oh...... By the way, a few of us don't know much about this place, we are a small island in the depths of the Twilight Sea, called the Island of Ju Disgust. Our lord is the heir monkey of Shen Monkey Zhu Yan, one of the twelve emperor beasts. ”
Liu Qianye exclaimed: "Shen Monkey Zhu is tired!" I'm the one who breaks the limit. Here's its heir? ”
The little minion corrected: "Not an heir! It is an inheritance monkey. Our Lord Zhu Yan is not a human, he is a brute. ”
The little minion's honesty made the four laugh. Yue Shuying's tears of laughter came out. "Mr. Minions, what did you mean when you said we were the luckiest people?"
The little minion said, "Oh...... No one has ever been here. So, you are more fortunate than anyone else. I also asked a few people to go with them immediately to meet Lord Zhu Yan. I think...... Adults can't wait. I would have noticed you a long time ago. It's just that I'm a shy person, and I'm autistic, and I don't like to communicate with others. Therefore, I have never dared to talk to a few of you. Speaking of my autism! It has something to do with my experience when I was a child, I had ear problems at that time......"
Liu Qianye interrupted it: "Little Mr. Minions, you digress. Have you forgotten your business! "This little minion suddenly realized." Oh...... That's right. My family is here to invite you to the cave. ”
Na Yanluo said jokingly, "What if we don't go!" As she spoke, she glanced at the autistic man with a little playfulness. The other three looked at the little minion with the same gaze.
The little minion coldly threatened, "Don't you know what to do. Don't toast, don't eat, eat and drink. Don't kill yourself. I warn you...... I'm not a vegetarian, I'm the most beautiful and powerful little minion under Lord Zhu Yan. If you don't go, I'll ...... I'll just ......"
Looking at the disdainful gazes of the four people, the grim expression on the little minion's face immediately dissipated. Poof. The little minion knelt down. "A few adults...... I beg you...... Come with me to meet the adults! Otherwise, he would blame me. I'd be sad if he blamed me. I beg you to come with me! ”
Liu Qianye dodged in the direction where the little minion knelt. "You are the most beautiful and powerful little minion under your family, and we can't afford such a big gift. Go back quickly! Let your so-called Lord Zhu Yan come to see us in person. We won't go to your cave. What if there is danger? ”
The little minion was expressionless. "Good! You're not going, are you? I'm a cruel person, and if you really don't go, don't blame me for being ruthless. I'm afraid of myself! As he spoke, the little minion raised his right hand and slapped himself in the mouth, and then his left hand moved and slapped himself on the left side of his face. If you don't go, I'll smite myself before you. I'm a man who says it's done, hum......"
His unexpected move frightened all four of them. Bang Bang Bang ...... A loud voice kept ringing on his cheeks, and he attacked left and right, and in the blink of an eye, he twitched himself more than a dozen times.
Yue Shuying couldn't stand it anymore, and he grabbed the little minion's monkey paw. "Don't ...... Other...... Other...... We go, we go. Don't embarrass yourself anymore. ”
The little minion looked at the other three, and Na Yanluo nodded. "We'll go too!"
The little minions smiled. "Haha...... Small, I have to use force. It would have been better if it had been done earlier. ”
The four of them no longer laughed at and ridiculed this little minion, because this little minion was too cruel to himself. If they don't have a hard time with this little minion, he'll torture himself to death. In front of this strange minion, the four smart people were helpless and could only obey all the wishes of this little minion.
The little minion said excitedly: "In order to express the enthusiasm of our Lord Zhu Yan, I will use the space holy power to take you over."
As he spoke, the little minion attached his faint spatial holy power to everyone's bodies. "Haste as the law, Amitabha, Allah, O God! Bless me......"
Liu Qianye muttered to himself: "Faith is really complicated......" The other three also looked at this strange thing silently, completely speechless.
However, the complicated beliefs of the little minions really worked, and the bodies of the four people actually rose into the air and hung in the air. (To be continued.) )