The rivers and lakes are in the rivers and lakes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info The matter of the modeling circle, it is natural to find the giraffe Lee Kwang-so.

"Kwang-so, where are the uncoded four boys you treasured?" Lin Dong said that he was looking for Sizai, but he wandered in the kitchen, bathroom, and bedroom. "Tut-tut, this is full of fridges and all kinds of cleaning supplies. Are you embarrassed to say that you live alone? ”

"My mom bought it for me." Lee Kwang-so was nailed to the bedroom door, not daring to leave, and could only watch Lin Dong rummage around in other places.

"Editor, you continue to make up. Among the stars, you are the only one who lives so far away from Nanyangzhou. What else could be the reason if it wasn't Jinya Zangjiao? Lin Dong unceremoniously took out the Korean beef in the refrigerator and prepared to get something to eat.

Lee Kwang-so could only smile bitterly, "Please forgive, please let go." The family lives in Nanyangzhou; It is reasonable for adults to live alone and find a nearby community. ”

"Alright, don't stand in the way of the bedroom door. I don't want to know who the people in it are. Throwing the Korean beef into the oven, Lin Dong began to look for red wine again, "Let her stay in it alone." Good friends chat, women get out of the way. ”

"Really? You can't go in. Although the bedroom door has been locked, Lee Kwang-so is still extremely uneasy.

"Get here! Otherwise, I'll blast violently. ”

Lin Dong slapped the table; Lee Kwang-so had no choice but to walk over.

"You are very popular these days, and all major entertainment media have your news. Although today's front page headlines are Cha Shengyuan's arrest, you don't have a share; But it went viral in the circle: he was got into it by you. Lee Kwang-so, who is 190 tall, shrunk his head and said timidly.

"Pretend. Your acting skills are more amateur than mine, who can you fool? "Han beef with fine wine, drinking wine and eating meat in a big bowl, Lin Dong had to sigh: he seems to be living too frugally." You are a rich second generation, how can you be afraid of me to shrink your head?! ”

"Eh~~ The rich second generation can also live a normal life. After my debut, I didn't ask my family for a penny, and now everything is rolling around and pretending to be crazy and stupid, desperately trying to earn it back. I'm also afraid that one day I will suddenly become destitute or even go to jail. Lee Kwang-so also poured a glass of wine, "It is also a model debut, transforming into an actor, and even his body shape and appearance are somewhat similar." Cha Seung-won is my idol. Can you ......"

Lin Dong sawed the steak with a kitchen knife, and with a bang, knocked the handle of the knife on the table, interrupting Lee Kwang-so's speech. "Do you know Renna Liu?"

"Of course. In '09, we played a couple in "Highkick Through the Roof", and the relationship was good......"

"Babbling~babbling~~" The sound of a kitchen knife sawing a plate sounded, interrupting Lee Kwang-so's words again, and Lin Dong said softly: "Liu Renna is my woman." ”

"Poof! Ahem, ahem! Lee Kwang-so was almost choked to death by red wine, and the soul of the variety show exploded instantly, making a slippery kneeling movement on the floor, hugging Lin Dong's thigh, "Brother, I'm sorry!" Just now I was just bragging, Liu Renna and I are both small supporting roles, and there are not many scenes at all. There is no bed scene, no kiss scene, and there is not even a drag hand! ”

"Should Cha Seung-won be spared?"

"No, absolutely not!" Lee Kwang-so patted his chest and pointed to the sky, "He is a slut, a scum in the circle; Everybody gets it. ”

"Huh." Lin Dong kindly held Lee Kwang-so's shoulder, "Get up." Actors filming, you can understand. I've always been open-minded and approachable. You're right? ”

"Yes, that's right." There was a heart-piercing pain in his shoulder, but he could only grit his teeth and insist, bragging, and retribution.

Lin Dong threw Lee Kwang-so away, clapped his hands and continued to cut steaks with a kitchen knife, "Cha Seung-won's matter is too lazy to talk about it, he's already finished, call it a day and go to prison to eat." I came to you today because of other things, do you know Park Tae-joon? ”

Lee Kwang-so shook his head, "The name Park Tae-joon is like China's Xiao Ming and Lao Wang, all over the street." ”

"Ugh." Lin Dong was stunned for a moment, "Insiders in the modeling circle seem to be quite famous." ”

"I kind of know which one it is. Both were born in 85, and I had contacted him before and wanted to be a relative of the same year; It's a pity that he doesn't look down on me. Lee Kwang-so's face was full of embarrassment, and he poured another glass of wine to pry himself.

"In the past, he ignored you; Now, you're making him unattainable. The Little Prince of Asia, the Great Giraffe, Lee Kwang-so Xi, Cheers! Lin Dong raised his glass and touched one, "I want to deal with Park Tae-joon and give some advice: where should I start to deal with him?" ”

"Park Tae-joon claims to be 177cm tall, but he is actually in his early 170s; He is considered a severely disabled person in the modeling world. He can mix it up, and he can only rely on the unspoken rules of selling meat to get to the top. There is no other way to go. Lee Kwang-so said with disdain.

"Men have unspoken rules, too?"

"Of course! There are unspoken rules in every industry! Lee Kwang-so slapped his wine glass on the table, blushing and thick-necked, quite angry, "People often say that the unspoken rules of the entertainment industry are dark; But compared with the dirty male model circle, the unspoken rules of female celebrities and the like are not a problem at all. ”

"Is it so exaggerated?"

"No exaggeration! Film and television stars live in the camera, and the exposure rate is so high, where can they be black? The male model circle is not concerned by the public, it is so dark that there is no shadow, and it is a profession that really relies on the body to eat. Lee Kwang-so slammed the table, "Other industries are all men and women, but the modeling circle is the opposite, and the status of male models is pitiful!" ”

"Low is low, and there is no distinction between high and low occupations. What are you doing slapping the table? Lin Dong put down the menu, "Don't you see that I'm cutting meat?" If your hands shake and you throw a kitchen knife in your face, then don't rely on me. ”

"Alas, no kidding, male models are really hard to mix. In that circle, there are a lot of female bosses, and nine out of ten rich women are perverts. Lee Kwang-so frowned and flattened his mouth, "Men come out to play, and they are limited by physical conditions, so they can't go crazy." When women come out to play, they don't treat men as human beings at all. One is not enough to play, it is called a dozen, how crazy how to come. ”

"Poof!" Lin Dong was dumbfounded, and the serious and serious academic question: male or female, which one has more combat effectiveness in bed? With the Jiuyang Evil Skill Protector, Lin Dong can arrogantly say that he is strong, but others are ......

Lee Kwang-so continued: "If you look in this direction, you will definitely be able to dig up the history of Park Tae-jun's black." Also, you can check the medication aspect. ”

"Medicine? It won't be like Uncle Che again, right? ”

"Not sure, but quite possibly. The woman was played, and as soon as her eyes were closed, her legs were closed, and she endured it. But men can't do it, how can they get hard when they meet fat women and ugly women? Lee Kwang-so shook his head, "I can only rely on taking medicine, and sometimes I have to use drugs to overcome psychological barriers." ”

This amount of information is quite large, and Lin Dong was a little frightened, silently put down his wine glass, and looked at Lee Kwang-so with a strange expression.

"What?" Lee Kwang-so wiped his face, but it was not dirty; Look left and right, turn your head and look again, there is nothing abnormal, "Why are you looking at me like this?" ”

"Kwang-so, men should be self-reliant and cherish themselves. Look at you as thin as a hemp stick, it would not be good if you died of exhaustion. Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, "It's a rich woman in the bedroom, right?" Do you want me to beat her up? ”

"Uhh Lee Kwang-so was dumbfounded, "I'm a rich second generation, and I don't need to sell my body at all!" When I first joined RM, I was paid almost nothing. So trying to seek transformation is because I don't want to be a male model anymore. ”

"Okay, I understand." Lin Dong nodded solemnly, patted his chest and said, "I don't have many advantages, and being tight-lipped is one of them." You can rest assured. ”

Lee Kwang-so held his head in his hands, his heart collapsed, it is difficult for a good person to be good and have no good reward. The explanation is to cover up, and to cover up is to acquiesce, alas, change the subject, "Why are you dealing with Park Tae-joon?" ”

"Li Juli." Lin Dong said coldly.

"Are you playing "My Knot" for real? just dealt with Uncle Che for Liu Renna; Before, because of Quan Xiaosheng's matter, he rectified JYP; There is also a chubby girl who has been certified by the "RM" party; Secretary Min Xianyi definitely can't run away; I heard that you have a good relationship with Lee Hyo-ri-ri. Lee Kwang-so counted the heads with his fingers, but found that one hand was not enough, "Brother, how many women do you have?" ”

Lin Dong's old face turned red, he counted too much of the chubby girl Pu Chulong, and he missed Jessica; But there's no way to say clearly, "It's your business!" ”

"I'm afraid that if I get your woman and I don't know what is going on if I am killed, I will be wronged." Lee Kwang-so thought of Uncle Cha, who had just been arrested today, and suddenly felt a chill in his back.

"Rest assured. You won't have to worry about that. They don't have that bad eyesight, and they definitely won't take a fancy to you. ”

"If you don't have such a blow, giraffes also have love."

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No matter how turbulent the waves are outside, the inside of the Nanyangzhou studio is calm. Probably Director Cha Eun-taek issued a confidentiality order, and no reporters or anti-engineers came to disturb him.

The great temporary actor Lin Dongdong Ba is focused on performing seriously. "Poof, ahaha~~"

“cut！” Che Enze angrily threw the guide tube again, "Lin Dongxi, can you be professional?" It's always a laugh, it's a waste of film! ”

"I'm sorry. As soon as I saw the beautiful mole on the tip of Juli's nose, I thought of the plot of plastic surgery and mole. I really can't hold back my laughter. ”

In the last scene of the MV, Azexi played by Lin Dong was seriously injured by two bullets, and Ji-yeon drove to the sea to die in love. is a very bloody plot, which naturally requires a bloody performance, and close-range face-to-face eye contact is absolutely indispensable. So, when Lin Dong saw the beauty mole, he laughed.

"Ahh Then shoot Ji-yeon first, and then shoot Ju-ri. Anyway, the two heroines have to shoot once, and achieve the effect of changing their faces through editing. Cha Eun-taek pushed Park Ji-yeon, who was gnawing on watermelon, "Don't eat it, it's your role." ”

"Ten seconds." Park Ji-yeon turned into a small dinosaur in seconds, "Boom, Mmmm" The storm eats, and soon gnaws only the watermelon skin remains, "Hiccup~~ It's time to start." ”

……

This is the music MV shooting scene. Acting? Into the play? There is wood, but there is none. The script is very sad, and when it is filmed, there is only laughter. Leave the tears to the tear gas.

“cut！ Officially finished. As soon as Chen Enze gave the order, the crew began to pack up their things. No cheers, no applause, just trivial things, there are too many films like this made every year.

The short two-day temporary work experience made Lin Dong understand a truth: acting skills are fooling! Idol dramas only look at whether the stars are beautiful or not, whether they are handsome or not; Everything else is puffy clouds. Just like Korean entertainment novels, any writing and artistry are nonsense, and the most important thing is to choose the heroine.

But who is the heroine of this MV? Ji-yeon of the first "cry-cry"? The second "Lovey-Dovey" Julie? The third "day-by-day" that has not yet been filmed, the unfinished ending, everything is a mystery.

Lin Dong squatted next to the T-Ara nanny car and waited for someone, so that he was cranky and idle.

"Director Lin, let go of Juli." The fat man was crying with a sad face.

"Look at what you said, I just wanted to take her back to Seoul." Lin Dong half-squinted his eyes, and a trace of murderous aura appeared in the fat man, "You refused once last night, and now you refuse again." Don't you give any face? ”

"How dare I not give you face? Just ......"

"No, it's just that!" Lin Dong didn't bother to pay attention to the fat man Pu, and strode towards Li Juli, who had just come out after changing her clothes, and a princess hugged her to the back seat of the motorcycle, "Hug it tight!" ”

"Boom!" With a bang, the Harley-Davidson disappeared into the night. Simple and direct, without dragging the mud and water, what is the difference between this and robbing people's daughters?

Fat Park was dumbfounded, "It's over." ”

……

Li Juli was also stupid and couldn't tell the difference, and she didn't wake up until the whistling night breeze blew on her face. "Hey, park! Parking is a must! ”

The roar of the engine has become louder, and the speeding motorcycle makes people unable to open their eyes, and the whirring wind reminds how fast the car is. Li Juli patted Lin Dong on the shoulder, "Let go of me~~Help~~"

"Shut up, stop!" Lin Dong shouted loudly, "This car only has two wheels, and if it moves, it will overturn." Hold me tight! ”

"Bastard!" Li Juli scolded, and then could only do as she was told, hugging Lin Dong's waist tightly.

Night, quietly; The Harley-Davidson motorcycle flashed like a roaring bolt of lightning, but it was quiet in an instant. The unique design of the back seat allows Li Juli to rest on Lin Dong's shoulders, face to face, and her hands to be tightened a little, and then tightened.

The black lights are black, and there is no one on a certain embankment of the Han River. The whistling Harley finally stopped.

"Isn't it romantic? In the scene with a very high appearance rate in idol dramas, the male protagonist takes the female protagonist for a ride, and after the speed and passion of the bang, it ends with a passionate kiss as a happy-ending. Lin Dong turned around and pouted to attack.

"Smack!" With a slap without suspense, Li Juli jumped off the motorcycle and poured her fists into Lin Dong like raindrops, "Bastard, do you know how dangerous it was just now?" The bridge of idol dramas is just used to deceive little girls, are you crazy? ”

"Is it worth such a big reaction just kidding?" Lin Dong grabbed the woman's two lotus root-like arms, "To be serious, let me ask you one last time: Do you want to quit "My Knot"? ”

Li Juli exerted all her strength, but her arms seemed to be rooted, and Lin Dong's ten fingers were tightly clasped, "Do you think it's okay to scare me by driving a motorcycle?" ”

"Retreat? Still not returning? Lin Dong repeated coldly.

"If you don't retreat, you won't retreat. Violence can't scare me, but I can't get along with you. ”

"You've been warned three times, but you're insisting on falling into the pit. Then don't blame me. Lin Dong used both hands to hug Li Juli into his arms, and whispered in her ear: "Violent means have injured a girl, I won't use it again." ”

"Cut. What are these non-violent means for you now? ”

"Huh." Lin Dong licked Li Juli's earlobe, "I'm just interested in your face, figure, voice, and all your external conditions now, and it's not for love." When you fall in love with me or I fall in love with you, you know what it means to be violent. ”

Li Juli was licked so much that goosebumps were all up, "You, you make dreams." "I Knot" is just acting, and I definitely won't fall in love with a playboy. ”

"Your ex-boyfriend, Park Tae-joon, seems to be more attentive than me."

"Park, Park Tae-joon? What does it have to do with him? What do you want? ”

"Guess. It doesn't matter if you guess wrong, you'll find out soon. Soon! ”

After Lin Dong finished speaking, he once again savagely carried Li Juli into the car. In idol dramas, sending a woman home seems to be able to increase favorability.

(To be continued.) )