"Business card ......?" What is a business card?

Fortunately, Yan Xianchang was understanding, and after hearing the two words, he knew that he didn't understand this, so he sent a message to him: "It's something that introduces your identity, and it's generally printed with your name, company and phone number, and you hand out one when you see someone." ”

Oh, isn't this a famous thorn, if it works, he'll make one later. But what about a company and a phone?

It just so happened that the man also said, "Then you can leave me a phone number for ordering food." ”

He took out a thin rectangular thing and fiddled with it twice, raising his eyes to look at Shao Zongyan. The grass carp in the pot couldn't think of how to explain what the phone was to someone with a technological level of thousands of years, so he simply taught him: "Just say that you just joined the company and didn't remember the phone, so I want to ask you what the name of the store is...... Let's say it's called boiling live fish in clear water. ”

After such a perfunctory call, the man didn't ask anything, and when he left, he was quite a little regretful, and he turned back three times until the door was closed.

Shao Zongyan was not relieved until he entered the door, and said to the grass carp in the pot: "Brother Yan is so self-contained, that person wronged you for eating boiled fish often, and you can still make up such an explanation to deal with it." ”

"That's right." Yan Hanjiang said lightly: "I love boiled fish, and occasionally I also eat sauerkraut fish, pepper fish, steamed fish and sashimi are more ordinary." ”

"What? Do you eat fish? ”

A grass carp, a fish that only ate grass when it was originally a fish, can really eat fish after becoming a human? cannibalism, this and this...... Isn't he afraid of eating his own descendants? Shao Zongyan's delicate face was distorted, holding the pot and staring at the seemingly weak little grass carp. Even if Yan Hanjiang said that he ate people, he would not be so shocked, after all, humans and fish are not the same kind, and there are many records of monsters harming people in books, but cannibalism of the same kind, isn't this against the way of heaven?

The fish in the pot was lying on his side, and he felt his shock from all aspects of sight and hearing, and said coldly: "Human beings, as animals of the phylum Chordates, vertebrate subphylum, mammals, euzos, primates, and Janenoses, don't they also eat monkeys of the same order Simplenose?" The difference between our grass carp and blackfish, silver carp, and carp is not much smaller than the difference between apes, and I don't eat my own kind. ”

"Yes, yes? It's good if it's not the same kind...... I see, Brother Yan is really knowledgeable. Although he still felt that there was something wrong with the comparison of this food, the large list of terms for the order, the order, and the suborder completely shattered the self-confidence of an illiterate person, and he did not dare to say anything more.

Then, although he could only lie on the bottom of the pot softly, the grass carp essence that still did not lose the pride of jumping the dragon gate gave him a critical blow again: "What about eating boiled fish?" I practiced for thousands of years to attain human rebirth, but not to eat the reads of puffed fish feed; ”

Shao Zongyan was so suppressed by his successive high-end arguments that he was speechless, and accepted his statement convincingly, silently holding the pot and going up to the 16th floor.

There happened to be no one in the corridor, and under the guidance of Yan Hanjiang, he turned out the key from under the floor mat outside the door on his right, and finally found the keyhole - it is difficult to find without a formal lock - unscrewed the door and pushed it in, revealing a bright and spacious living room.

The living room was cold and humid, and the air was filled with a slightly fishy moisture, and the sound of gurgling water kept churning. Shao Zongyan entered the door with the iron pot, and saw that the living room was surrounded by mostly transparent things on the left and right sides of the windowsill, which were filled with aquatic plants and sand, and there was a slight blue light on the top.

The world of Immortal Dao Changming is really different, such a large piece of water can stand in the air, not scattering or overflowing, and fish can swim freely in the water! There is also the crystal window on the opposite wall, the transparent enemy table in the room, and the Luohan bed that is soft and comfortable when you look at it...... This is where the immortals live, Brother Yan Dao is really a demon cultivator who is qualified to jump the dragon gate, just looking at the place where he lives is extraordinary!

He didn't dare to go to such a good room, carefully put the pot on the bar at the door, and asked Yan Hanjiang in a low voice: "Could it be that those in the water are all Brother Yan's fellow practitioners?" ”

The grass carp shook his body and said ruthlessly: "Those are just raised for fun, and if you don't want to order takeout, you can cook one, and you can eat it at home." Lao Daoyou opened the fish tank by the window, put me in, and the fish in it were fished out and cooked. ”

It turned out to be a fish tank. It turned out that this was not made by the fairy law, but the "ecological fish tank" made by thunder and lightning. Brother Yan, a demon cultivator, dared to touch thunder and lightning every day, but he was not split like during the catastrophe, which was really amazing in courage and passable. Shao Zongyan opened the lid of the fish tank according to his instructions, turned off the oxygen and water circulation systems, and realized the true face of these fish tanks that looked like a whole piece of space cut from the bottom of the lake.

However, being able to understand how to use this kind of "ecological" and "technological" things is also a kind of academic ability, which deserves respect.

While listening to Yan Hanjiang admiringly talk about the principle of the ecological fish tank, he did not delay his work: first poured the small grass carp from the pot into the fish tank, then went to the kitchen to find a big silver basin, threw the two big fish into it, and then scooped a shallow basin of water from the bottom of the tank. Those two are fat and tender Dajiang Tuan, the back is black and shiny, the belly skin is white and tender, and one can weigh five or six catties, if the two are done, I am afraid that I will not be able to eat a meal.

However, this fish is steamed and eats deliciously, and cooking soup is a bit wasteful.

Yan Hanjiang was also tired when he entered the fish tank, and tried to swim to a clump of aquatic plants to support himself, stayed at the bottom of the water crookedly, instructed him to take the basin to the kitchen, and taught him to use the faucet to put water by the way.

"You have to use running water to wash the fish, and the water in this tank is okay for raising fish, and you can't eat it in your stomach." He lay in the ecological fish tank that had not changed the water for several days, and taught Shao Zongyan calmly and wisely: "The silver cabinet in the kitchen is a refrigerator, open the door above, and there are boiled fish seasonings and bean sprouts, green onions and ginger in it...... There's a jar of green round grains on the top floor, and you can bring it to me and sprinkle it here. ”

Small green round grains? Shao Zongyan kept it in mind, went to the kitchen to find the refrigerator, pulled it left and right, and carefully opened the refrigerator door. Suddenly a light shone out inside, and a slightly cool breath rushed to the human face, mixed with the smell of spices, fish and heavy spicy incense, which once again shocked the false Taoist priest from the backward world.

With awe of the immortal family's spells, he swept through the large packets of boiled fish seasoning and pickled pepper jars one by one, and finally landed on the top row of large plastic jars. There are small particles of red, red, green and green, twisted and felt dry and hard, smelled with a faint fishy smell, and the label was written with strange words in the twists and turns, and it took a long time to find a line of cursive text: "Koi color Yang body feed." ”

Fodder......

Is this the "extruded feed" that Yan Hanjiang said before?

Shao Zongyan silently closed the refrigerator door, took the jar to the fish tank, grabbed a small handful and spilled it.

Yan Hanjiang was seriously injured, seeing that the food was floating all over the water, he was still leaning on the aquatic weeds, and did not go up to peck at it. Shao Zongyan waited for a while and didn't see him eat, and asked worriedly, "Do you want me to hand this thing to your mouth?" Brother Yan, don't be polite to me, when I was sick in the mountains, this is how my brothers took care of me. ”

The grass carp in the water swayed his body, and his voice was a little lower, as if he was not embarrassed: "This soak will sink in two hours, you don't have to worry about me." ”

It will sink after soaking for two hours, and he was going to watch it dry? Even if he could bear it, Shao Zongyan himself couldn't bear to watch the injured starvation, so he rolled up his sleeves and grabbed the floating grain on the water, twisted it out with his fingers and fed it to his mouth.

The grass carp didn't speak again, obediently opened its mouth and pecked and ate, the little fish kissed and pecked on the human finger, soft and slippery, and there was a little impact, but it was a wonderful experience that had never been experienced. This feeling is definitely different from when he used to take care of his sick brothers, but there is a kind of joy in raising small animals, which makes him more and more addicted to feeding. But this kind of mentality must not let Yan Hanjiang, who is being fed, know, so even if the other party is a fish who can't roll his eyes up, he always tightens his face and doesn't dare to smile at all.

After eating the handful floating on the water, Yan Hanjiang shook his body and said that he couldn't eat more now, Shao Zongyan was also busy and tired for so long, don't keep guarding him, go take a shower first, change clothes, and rest well. Speaking of which, I was worried that he wouldn't be able to use the shower and wear modern clothes, so I carefully talked about how to use the water heater, which bottle is shampoo and which bottle is shower gel, and how to wear modern clothes...... The more I talked, the more I wanted him to take a plastic bag out of his pocket, and he wouldn't tell him in person.

Shao Zongyan tore off his sleeves and wrapped his arm*, dripped it onto the wooden floor with waterproof, wiped his hands on his clothes, and said with a smile: "I already know how to use a faucet, can't I try anything else?" Brother Yan, this is treating me like a three-year-old child. ”

The grass carp couldn't swim out of the tank, and he could only endure it if he was not at ease, seeing him put the fish food back in the refrigerator, and then walked into the bathroom without looking back.

The sound of rushing water immediately sounded, and it didn't take long for a Taoist priest with a high bun and only a bath towel around his waist to come out of the bathroom. His whole body was steamed by hot water to be pink and tender, as gorgeous as a peach blossom on the branches, and the grass carp essence, which belonged to a different class from him in biology, couldn't help but hide his eyes behind the aquatic plants, and reminded in a low voice: "It's cold, you go and put on your clothes first." ”

In late autumn, it was indeed a little cold without clothes, but there was a roof to protect him from the rain and four walls to block the wind, which was much warmer than when he was chased and only wore a robe to spend the night in the mountains. Shao Zongyan smiled, went to the bedroom and turned out a casual sweater and trousers to change into, went to the living room with long-haired slippers, squatted beside the grass carp and said: "I originally only said that I was going to send Brother Yan back, but now that the clothes have been washed and dried, can I stay at your house for one night and wait for the clothes to dry before leaving?" I won't live ...... in vain."

Yan Hanjiang's cold voice suddenly sounded, interrupting him: "I said before, if you send me home, I will be rewarded." Now that I haven't repaid my kindness, how can you just leave? Stay here! Although I can't transform into a human form these days, I can at least guide you to enter the Tao, so that you don't know where to look when you hold the jade slip, and take more unnecessary crooked paths! ”

"Brother Yan...... Can you teach me to cultivate immortals? "It's better than anything in return! He really couldn't understand the things taught by the phantom voice in the book and in the Boundary Order, not to mention how to calculate gravity through the speed of movement, he didn't even know what gravity was. If Yan Hanjiang could teach him these basics, wouldn't he be able to become a real immortal Daoist faster?

Shao Zongyan put one hand on the cold fish tank, but his heart was boiling with diametrically opposite blood, he clutched his chest and took a deep breath, and said resolutely and resolutely: "Brother Yan, wait a minute, I'll make you boiled fish!" ”