Chapter 5 The King of Spraying Manure
Li Dao's place of work is a travel agency, called the upstream travel agency, but Li Dao is not a tour guide, but telephone sales, the main job is to use various channels to understand some people who are interested in traveling, and then call the other party to make an appointment, and finally persuade the other party to handle travel matters in their own travel agency, each into a single can be taken from it, this kind of work only has a very low base salary, if you want to eat enough, you must work hard to earn commissions and bonuses.
At that moment, Li Dao entered the company, and then punched the card at the door of the company, at this time there was still half an hour before going to work, and there were not many people in the company, Li Dao just came to his seat and sat down, and saw an OL beauty with exquisite makeup next to him come over and said: "Brother Dao, why didn't you come yesterday, the dung spraying king lost his temper after he found out, I think your bonus is dangerous this time." ”
The king of dung spraying is the boss of Li Dao's company, the reason why he squirts feces is that he has bad breath and can smoke people when he stands a meter away when he speaks, and the second is that this guy likes to scold people at every turn, and scolding people is comparable to shrews scolding the street, one sentence is worse than a sentence, many people in the company have been scolded and cried, and many people have left their jobs because of this, and because his surname is Wang, the people in the company call him the king of dung spraying behind his back.
"Eldest sister, you are obviously older than me, you don't need to call me brother every day!" Li Dao looked at the OL beauty in front of him a little helplessly, the low-cost comedy a few years ago was all the rage, and the movie happened to have the role of Brother Dao, but Li Dao's name happened to have another word Dao, so he was nicknamed Brother Dao, but his age was actually younger than most of the people in the company.
"Okay, Brother Xiaodao, my sister has reminded you, be careful of the trouble that the dung spraying king will find you!" I saw this beauty flashing her big eyes and said again, this OL beauty is named Zuo Si, she is a colleague with whom Li Dao has a good relationship in the company, but she is just a colleague, there are many people who pursue a big beauty like Zuo Si, and someone will come to send flowers every three days, although she does not have a boyfriend now, but she has long declared that the person she wants to marry must meet the three points of height, wealth and handsomeness, and it is not possible to lack one, Li Dao is only a little taller, and the other two points are not even touched, so he has long been self-aware, I usually pay great attention to keeping my distance, but I didn't expect to gain Zuo Si's friendship because of this.
"Thank you for reminding, the bonus is estimated not to be a thought, but I made a big order last month, and the commission is also a lot, how about paying your salary today and inviting you to dinner in the evening?" Li Dao smiled at this time and said, Zuo Si has a good relationship with him, and he specially reminded him to be careful of the difficulties of the dung spraying king, so he has to express it no matter what.
"Forget it, I've been losing weight recently, don't ruin my weight loss plan!" As Li Dao expected, Zuo Si refused almost without thinking about it, Li Dao's salary and commission are not high, and he is usually very reluctant to support himself, and inviting guests to dinner is also a big burden for him, Zuo Si, who is a friend, is also very clear about this, as for the so-called weight loss, I am afraid that it is an excuse that she does not want to hurt Li Dao's self-esteem.
"Hehe, since you want to help me save money, then how can I refuse." Li Dao smiled again and said, although Zuo Si is very picky in choosing a mate, and even has some materialism, but in general she is still a good girl, and she is usually very considerate of others, which also makes her very popular in the company, as long as she is a male employee who is not married, almost all regard her as the goddess in her heart.
Just when Li Dao was talking to Zuo Si, people from the company also came one after another, and a few people who had a good relationship with Li Dao asked why he didn't come yesterday, Li Dao didn't want people to know about the Eighteen Hells, so he opened his mouth to explain that he was in a bit of a hurry yesterday, so he couldn't come to the company.
Soon the time to go to work came, everyone went to their own office to do things, but at this time, I saw the door of the company being pushed open, and then a middle-aged man wearing gold-rimmed glasses and looking like Sven Wen walked in, just from the appearance, this middle-aged man seems to be a very cultivated person, but after he came in, everyone in the company couldn't help but bow their heads and pretend to be busy, because this guy is the boss who is privately called the king of dung spraying by Li Dao, I'm afraid no one can believe it just from the outside, this guy scolds people, it's like spraying feces.
I saw that after the dung spraying king entered the company, he walked around the company as usual, and finally came to Li Dao's front and knocked on his desk and said, "Li Dao, come to my office!" ”
After the dung spraying king finished speaking, he didn't look at Li Dao, turned around and went back to his office, but the others all showed sympathetic expressions to Li Dao at this time, because as long as they went to the dung spraying king's office, they would definitely be scolded for their blood. Li Dao has not been working here for a long time, and he rarely makes mistakes, this is the first time that he has been called to the office alone by the dung spraying king, and he can't help but be a little worried at the moment.
But at this time, it was useless to worry, Li Dao could only stand up in the end, walked to the door of the dung spraying king's office in the eyes of everyone or sympathetic or gloating, and then took a deep breath and knocked on the door, and only after hearing "come in" did he push the door open and walk in, and closed the door.
When Li Dao came in, the dung spraying king just squinted at him, and then continued to play with the jade horse in his hand, and after a while, he said slowly: "Why didn't you come to work yesterday?" ”
"Mr. Wang, I encountered a car accident on the way to yesterday, the car and mobile phone were broken, and I was in a hurry to negotiate compensation with the other party, but I didn't come to call the company, so please understand." Li Dao's half-truths and half-truths, the dung spraying king is mean and shrewd, and he is not so easy to fool, so he can only mix the truth and falsehood, after all, he still needs this job to support himself, although he has a magical eighteen hells, but no matter how awesome he is, he can't directly conjure up money.
"Got into a car accident?" Hearing this, the dung spraying king finally turned his head and glanced at Li Dao, sneered and said, "You have nothing to do if you have a car accident, it seems that you are really blessed with a great fate." ”
Seeing that the dung spraying king obviously didn't believe it, Li Dao didn't bother to explain again, at this time he was thinking about whether he would swallow his anger if the other party really scolded him, or should he quarrel with him and resign? If it had been placed in the past, he might have chosen the former, after all, it is not easy to find a job now, but now that he has the hole card of Eighteen Hells, he may be more inclined to the latter.
However, what even Li Dao didn't expect was that the dung spraying king did not scold after saying the above words, but stroked the jade horse in his hand and said proudly: "I know, this is a birthday gift from Director Liu of the nearby police station, his son has been pursuing my daughter, and we are likely to be sons and daughters in the future, so he gave me such a valuable gift." ”
Li Dao was also confused when he heard this, and he couldn't understand why the dung spraying king changed his temper today and stopped scolding, and what did Director Liu give him a birthday gift, what does this have to do with him? But since the other party said so, he didn't want to be cold, so he had to echo and said: "Mr. Wang is so blessed, this jade horse is very valuable at first glance!" ”
"Okay, there's nothing to do with you, let's go back to work!" The dung spraying king just smiled when he heard Li Dao's words, and then waved his hand to let him leave, but Li Dao was still a little incredulous when he came out of the office, today's dung spraying king was so good at talking, could it be that other colleagues had wronged him before?
"Why did you come out so quickly, and why didn't Mr. Wang scold you?" As soon as Li Dao returned to his seat, Zuo Si next to him quietly came up and asked, and his delicate face was also full of curiosity. There are other colleagues around, and she doesn't dare to call out the nickname of the dung spraying king, although all colleagues call it so in private, but if some villains hear it and go to the dung spraying king to make a small report, Zuo Si is afraid that he will also be put in small shoes, after all, the intrigue in the workplace is not much worse than in the palace fighting drama.
In the past, the whole company could hear the scolding of the dung spraying king, and Li Dao came out after a while after entering, and he didn't hear the scolding, so everyone was very curious at this time, and at the same time Zuo Si asked Li Dao, many other people were also looking at him. However, I saw that Li Dao was also very confused and said: "I'm also wondering, is it that Mr. Wang is in a good mood today, so he didn't scold me?" ”
Seeing that Li Dao didn't look like he was lying, other colleagues were also very surprised, and they all speculated whether the dung spraying king had really changed his temper? However, at this time, Zuo Si was still a little unwilling to ask: "Brother Dao, think about it again, why didn't Mr. Wang scold you?" ”
"I really don't know, but Mr. Wang finally inexplicably said that Director Liu gave him a jade horse as a gift, but what does this matter to me, and I don't know what Director Liu?" Li Dao explained helplessly again, until now he didn't understand what the last sentence of the dung spraying king meant?
Hearing Li Dao's words, Zuo Si was also confused, she had also never heard of Director Liu, and other colleagues who heard it also discussed a few words in a low voice, but there was still no result. At this moment, the dung spraying king suddenly walked out of the office, and these colleagues immediately made a diligent appearance and began to work.
Time passed quickly, when it was almost noon, it was finally time to pay wages, so one after another employees took turns to go to the accounting room to receive their salaries, Li Dao still didn't understand the meaning of the last sentence of the dung spraying king, but these are not important, the important thing is that you must get the salary today, otherwise you will drink the northwest wind tomorrow, but what Li Dao never expected was that when he went to receive the salary, he quickly understood the meaning of the dung spraying king's words, but this also made him angry for a while!