Chapter 041: The Dog-Fighting Plan
"What are you thinking?"
Qin Chuan looked at the deep-eyed Lei Gong, patted the other party's shoulder, and signaled.
As soon as the words fell, Lei Gong came back to his senses, raised his forehead slightly, and a trace of tenacity crossed his eyes.
"Since the Howling Sky Dog has eaten the mountain gods and land of the North Ridge, then I will join forces with you to catch the dog."
Just listening to Lei Gong say this, Qin Chuan was a little surprised, didn't the degraded immortals not be able to intervene in the affairs of the mortal world casually, this is what Lei Gong said to himself personally, why did Lei Gong change his mind now and say such a thing as jointly catching dogs, isn't Lei Gong not afraid of the punishment of the heavenly realm?
Looking at Qin Chuan, who was shocked, Lei Gong had already guessed the doubts in the other party's heart, and first explained: "Don't you know, killing gods is a heinous crime, and there are clear regulations in the heavenly realm: there can be no unreasonable roommate between the immortal family and the immortal family, otherwise the convicted person will be punished by the gods, and the roaring dog is now a god-killer, even if I am a degraded immortal, I am now obliged to bring this dog to justice." ”
"What's more, this is also an opportunity, if you catch the Howling Sky Dog, maybe you will be able to make meritorious contributions, and it is very likely that I will be able to return to the Heavenly Realm because of this."
Lei Gong said his thoughts, Qin Chuan then understood, nodded slightly, since this is the case, then you have to plan quickly, after all, you have already been startled before, and you are already quite nervous in time.
"Brother Lei, what good plan do you have?" Qin Chuan asked in person.
"Well, I haven't thought about it yet, but ・・・・・・."
Lei Gong was a little hesitant to speak, and Qin Chuan also understood that he wanted Lei Gong to come up with a countermeasure in a short time, and it was indeed a little difficult for Lei Gong.
But at this moment, Qin Chuan already had a long-planned plan in his heart.
"Brother Lei, since you haven't thought about it yet, it's good to listen to my plan first, because you couldn't come forward before, this plan was put on hold, and now you and I are jointly catching the dog, I believe this plan will definitely work."
Before Lei Gong could finish speaking, Qin Chuan interrupted Lei Gong's words.
Seeing that Qin Chuan's eyes were full of confidence, Lei Gong beckoned.
"Okay, then tell me about your plan."
"Actually, I've already figured it out, let's give the roaring dog a set, come to a Hongmen banquet, you go and invite him to the banquet, just tell him that it is a visit between friends, you must know that with Brother Lei's identity, I believe that the roaring dog will definitely sell this face, so as long as he comes, we will put something in the milk tea, what ** scattered or something, as soon as he relaxes his vigilance and drinks, he will turn him over, and when the time comes, he will take a bundle of sacks, and he can take it to pay the errand."
Qin Chuan gave out his plan in its entirety.
Lei Gong heard it in his ears and estimated in his heart: This is indeed a good way, simple and rude, but there are still loopholes.
What if the dog is not fooled, it seems that the dog's IQ is not low in the current situation.
Lei Gong was thoughtful, and after a moment, he shook his head again.
Forget it, no matter what, there is no better way for a while, you have to try, the Hongmen Banquet is the Hongmen Banquet, acting as a bait to lure the dog to the bait, if you can really solve this matter so effortlessly, it is also the best.
Lei Gong made up his mind about this, and Qin Chuan continued to speak.
"However, although this plan is good, but you have to do a full set of plays, Brother Lei, the time to test your acting skills has come, you need to pretend that you don't know anything, just treat it as a regular family dinner, so as to completely dispel the vigilance of the Roaring Sky Dog, otherwise we will fall short, there is another thing that is also very important, after all, the Roaring Sky Dog is a god, and this mortal general ** scattering is useless, so I have to go to the sky to find some fierce medicine, and I want to be able to directly turn over the Roaring Sky Dog."
For Qin Chuan's request, Lei Gong waved his hand and said, "You don't have to worry about this, I'll go to heaven later, one: God will make a report, report this matter, and let us catch the dog in the name of justice; Two: Go to Taishang Laojun to get some high-energy anesthesia powder, and ensure that if you go down, you will let the roaring dog tumble to the ground, how about it? ”
Having said this, Qin Chuan and Lei Gong quickly reached a consensus, Qin Chuan stayed to help Lei Gong watch the shop, and Lei Gong immediately set off to the heavenly realm.
After some fugue, Qin Chuan finally waited for Lei Gong to return, only to see that Lei Gong was holding a lot of bottles and cans in his hands, and he was carrying a strange thing on his back, which looked a bit like a hammer, could it be Lei Gong's Thunder Hammer?
Qin Chuan couldn't help but be curious, pointed behind Lei Gong, and asked, "Brother Lei, what is it that you are carrying behind you?" ”
Lei Gong hurriedly took off the hammer, raised it in his hand, as if to show off, and said with a smile: "This is my guy, Lei Gong Hammer, just now in the sky suddenly remembered, if the dog came to the Hongmen banquet but didn't eat our things, wouldn't it be bad, so just in case, with the approval of the superior leaders, let me bring the guy, in case the Hongmen banquet fails, we will directly give him a hard one, although I am not completely sure of him now, after all, he has eaten two immortals now, and this time is different from the past, But with the Thunder Hammer, at least he can compete with him. ”
"And what about these?"
Qin Chuan listened to Lei Gong's words, and then looked at the bottles and cans in Lei Gong's hands.
Lei Gong put all the things on the table, and then introduced: "These are all the best anesthetics in the heavenly realm, or they have just come out of the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun, they are hot, and I dare to guarantee that as long as the Roaring Sky Dog gets a little bit of it, it will be enough for him to not even have the strength to open his eyes." ”
Qin Chuan looked at the vial on the table, but it was all right, everything was ready only to the east wind, Lei Gong quickly put away the Lei Gong hammer, and the two began to divide the labor, Lei Gong was responsible for inviting the Roaring Sky Dog, and Qin Chuan began to be busy in the small shop for tomorrow night's Hongmen banquet.
The next night, a cold and quiet night.
Qin Chuan had a busy day, and finally prepared this table of dishes, as well as delicious milk tea, and now he is waiting for the Roaring Sky Dog to take the bait.
The Mountain Temple, a deserted and ruined temple
The roaring dog did not leave the North Ridge, nor did he leave the broken temple, and Lei Gong found the dog very lightly with this handful of dog fur in his arms.
When he saw the Roaring Sky Dog, Lei Gong was very surprised in his heart, it stands to reason that Qin Chuan had scared the snake before, and the Roaring Sky Dog should be vigilant, the cunning rabbit three holes, I really didn't expect this dog to be so bold that he wouldn't go anywhere.
Dinner.
Lei Gong had a long and short relationship, and finally said these two words, and found an excuse, saying that he wanted to ask Erlang God for a favor, hoping to let the Roaring Sky Dog be the middleman to introduce him.
This has to say that Lei Gong is a powerful actor, and he was worried that the Roaring Sky Dog would be suspicious, and he might immediately turn his face and draw a debut to compete, but he didn't expect the result to make the Roaring Sky Dog stunned, which was greatly unexpected.
Maybe it was because Lei Gong had never offended the Three Eyes when he was in the sky, so the Roaring Sky Dog had no bad impression of Lei Gong and no doubts, so it was so easy for Lei Gong to feel a little incredible.
The Roaring Sky Dog got up and followed Lei Gong out of this broken temple, talking and laughing along the way, out of the suburbs, into the thirteenth street, Qin Chuan hid in a corner as he had said in advance.
The roaring dog entered the milk tea shop of the Life Workshop, and Lei Gong enthusiastically opened a table of dishes.
Although both of them are degraded immortals, Lei Gong's status has always been much higher than that of the Roaring Sky Dog, which is a bit equivalent to the leader inviting you to dinner and begging you to do something, and I can't help but feel that I have more face.
It may also be that Qin Chuan's craftsmanship is honest, after all, the roaring dog is a dog, where will the dog pick, a chopstick in the east, a spoon in the west, and a happy meal in an instant.