90. What is an upside-down golden hook rocket launcher!
“Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Un…… believable! (Unbelievable!) )”
Alan Smith, a BBC TV commentator in England, let out three exclamations in a row while holding his partner's head and rubbing it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
He has been commenting on two full seasons of Premier League fixtures and has seen the Red Devils captain pull off a series of jaw-dropping results in the British Isles and European football in the past two years.
The shock of nearly 100 games has slowly dissipated with time, but the goal just now brought back to his body the familiar shiver that he had felt for two years.
"What just happened?!" He let go of his partner and held his head instead, his eyes still full of shock, "Is this a football game?" Why did I see Captain China flying in the sky! Mom! You tell me, it's not true! ”
"Quiet, Alain! I'm not your mother! Martin Taylor, who was beside him, looked in the mirror at his extremely messy hair, which looked like he had been gnawed by wild dogs, and smiled wryly, "Our old friend has given us another unparalleled shocking performance!" I'm sure the whole world of spectators was stupefied by his goal! ”
Smith screamed, "If Isaac Newton knew that someone had just escaped the gravitational pull of the earth, he would have crawled out of the graveyard of the Royal Academy of the British Empire!" ”
The broadcast camera was cut to a fat man sitting in a VIP seat.
Taylor laughed: "Look who this is!" Heroes of Argentina, our enemies! Diego Maradona! Look at his face that he just had a plastic surgery! Who told me what his face was right now?! ”
"He must be constipated!" As a former England international, Smith did not have a good impression of the Argentine football king, so he did not let go of this opportunity to ridicule, "I am worried that the facial muscles that have just been injected with imported injections for face slimming, whitening, wrinkle and skin lifting will lose their tightness and be exposed under the shock, so I will show such a look!" ”
Maradona's constipated expression was not exclusive to him alone, and the facial muscles of countless Argentine fans around him were squeezed into strange expressions.
They were inexplicably shocked by Captain China's domineering performance like God descending, and couldn't help but want to applaud him, but at the same time, they thought of this omnipotent superman...... He's Argentina's opponent!
So they couldn't help but worry about their national team!
Such an adversary...... How can Messi beat him?!
So they were collectively constipated.
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"Damn it!"
Mascherano couldn't help but spit out.
He shouldn't have left his place at this critical moment!
But if he hadn't temporarily returned to pull Shao Jiayi's jersey, the tall midfielder of 1.88 meters would have jumped early and easily pushed the corner kick into the goal!
I knew it earlier...... JUST LET THAT GUY SURNAMED SHAO GO IN!
Right now...... Mascherano's spirit was a little dazed, and his teammates were all confused!
The players of the Argentine team have been scared by the red dragon!
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Messi's hands trembled a little, and his breathing became rapid and scorching.
He was the only super-talent in the world of football, the only super-talent who could threaten Pele and Maradona in terms of talent, but this time, he trembled terribly.
For the first time, he felt his powerlessness.
That goal...... He couldn't imagine it, and he couldn't copy it!
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Messi's hands were trembling, but Qin Gude couldn't calm down either.
The muscles of his legs had quickly returned to their normal state after hitting the ground, but every cell in his body seemed to be shaking wildly!
He couldn't contain the thrilling tremor that he couldn't even do a normal jog, and even his legs shivered when he tried to get up from the grass.
He could only lean his body against Yu Hai, who was the first to come to celebrate with him.
"Hold me!"
He gritted his teeth and snorted at Yu Hai, and then completely relaxed.
Yu Hai was taken aback, and hurriedly surrounded him with the cooperation of his teammates who rushed over, and the TV camera could only see a group of red players huddled together, and then let out earth-shattering cheers.
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The coach of the Chinese team on the sidelines was also trembling.
"Narcisso! Fast! Pinch Lao Tzu! Is this true?! ”
Lippi yelled at his old assistant, Pezzotti.
The old Italian man, who was a few years older than him, trembled and stretched out his hand and twisted it Lippi's waist!
"Whew!"
Lippi let out a hearty roar, and jumped straight from the ground as if he were sitting on a spring!
This old fox, who is nearly seventy years old, seems to have returned to forty years ago at this moment!
He knows what this crazy and talented goal means for the game!
The Argentines know it too!
They're finished!
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The head coach of the Argentine team, Savilla, is also trembling.
His body shuddered, looking shaky in the warm Brazilian sea breeze.
"This ...... It's not a football game! ”
Saville, much younger than Lippi, muttered that his back was a little stiff in the wind.
"I ...... Maybe he commanded a fake game! ”
"They've sent stuntmen!"
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Regardless of the reaction of all parties, this "three-stage attack 180-degree rotation condensed power inverted golden hook rocket launcher" will surely become the most classic goal in football history, and Maradona's consecutive five people will be overshadowed in front of this goal with a great sense of spatial vision.
And Argentine goalkeeper Sergio Romero will undoubtedly be the backdrop for the most exciting goals.
He shook his head and kicked the ball towards the front court, then subconsciously glanced at the right post.
This iron pillar with a diameter of less than 12 centimeters is so smooth that there is no force to draw on...... How did that red guy jump on it during a high-speed sprint?!
Is he a monkey?!
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Qin Good's performance took place in the 59th minute of the match, half an hour before the end of the game.
But the spirit of the Argentine team seems to have been completely blown away by this rocket artillery.
The heart of their attack, Leo Messi, was a bit of a disillusionment on the pitch, and even made a passing error in a row that should never have happened - he sent the football directly to Qin Goode, who had no intention of pressing at all!
If it weren't for Qin Goode's two thighs still trembling, he could even ride a thousand miles away again!
Or walk Messi for 60 meters!
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Not only Messi's performance is not in shape, but Argentina's backline is even more frequent, Demichelis is originally a famous nerve knife and a big colander, and even Yu Hai can kill a seven-in-seven-out from his defense area in a trance!
If it weren't for the average shooting skills of the Chinese wingers, they would have been able to hit a 3-1 every minute!
The front court is like sleepwalking, and the back court is absent-minded.
Aguero and Higuain, two of the world's top strikers, disappeared into the Chinese team's backline; Second-rate defenses such as Zabaleta, Demichelis, Garay, and Rojo were rushed by third-rate wingers such as Yu Hai and Hao Jun again and again, and it was rare for the Chinese team to completely grasp the initiative in attack during this time!
In less than the 70th minute, the helpless Savilla made a second substitution.
He replaced the central defender Demichelis, who was tired of the onslaught of the Chinese team, and sent on the veteran Palacio who was nicknamed "Braided Coach", and in defence, he let Mascherano drop back to play central defence.
There is one more person up front, but the midfield is even more empty.
He may be trying to replace defense with offense.
But he was horrified to find ......
Qin Good, who had been silent for ten minutes, patted his thigh hard and looked up at the Argentine midfielder.
That thrilling tremble...... Finally stopped.
He's coming to end this game!