Huang Bo smiled: "I'm from Qingdao, my first thought is that it would be nice if the name of the show could be changed to the law of the sea, I have more experience in surviving in the ocean than in the jungle." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Goo-goo......

The screen switches, this is Huang Bo's VCR training at the beach, he is wearing a one-piece blue-black diving suit, flippers, and diving goggles, swimming under the sea with breath hold.

In the shot, the mud and sand swept up by the current, the small fish that fled in fright, all kinds of corals, stones, and unknown marine animals appeared in turn, beautiful, Huang Bo's legs swayed rapidly, swimming faster and faster like a swimming fish, and he really deserved to be a tyrant in the water.

After the handsome side, followed by the comics, the picture shifted to the land, and Huang Bo, who was equipped with axes and saws and ropes, appeared in the camera, he looked at the vine-clinging tree in front of him, and pointed to it with an embarrassed expression: "Who came up with a bad idea?" Let me build a tree house by myself? ”

Of course, building a tree house is a random excuse, mainly to examine Huang Bo's climbing ability.

Climbing trees is also a skill at all, the stupidest way is to hug the trunk of the tree with all fours, move up little by little, a little more advanced is to hold the tree with both hands and pedals, and then there is the method of breaking the ox, use both hands and feet, step on it like walking on the tree, and the tree climber will be this trick.

Huang Bokong has a good piece of equipment, but he got stuck under this small tree, and he really responded to what he said above, he would rather change it to the law of the sea, which is better than the jungle, and his skills in the jungle are really not too much.

When the audience saw this scene, they all smiled.

The scene returned to the interview room, and the director asked again: "The company arranged for you to be the captain of "Law of the Jungle", who do you want to be your team member the most?" ”

Huang Bo laughed: "Yang An must be counted as one, right?" He tricked me into this show, how can I do it if I don't do it myself? ”

In the laughter of the choreographer, the picture changed to an interview with Yang An, who was learning rock climbing techniques, followed by Huang Bo.

Tidbits of the two practicing indoor rock climbing were released, and there were many jokes, such as not being able to walk a few steps at first, falling down I don't know how many times, and then slowly climbing up the intermediate rock wall, and some falling short on the most complex advanced wall.

In the voiceover, Huang Bo's voice came: "You ask what is the point of practicing rock climbing?" Not...... Don't you think that's cool? ”

Ah a scream, the two rock climbing guys fell from the wall one after the other, and finally collided together, the amplitude of the swing changed, the safety ropes of the two were stirred together, turned in circles, tightened more and more, the two seemed to dance in the air, closer and closer, and finally in the screams of the two, hugged each other tightly.

This scene is full of passion!

Suddenly, a Curator Jin's expression appeared on the big screen, but it turned into Huang Bo's eyebrows, BMG sneered, and the accompanying line was: "Are you kidding me?" ”

"it!"

Countless viewers in China were so frightened that they couldn't help but scream, how could anyone have seen such an expression? How do you evaluate it? Huang Bo's expression is too sword-sold!

Burst!

Zheng Shuangshuang, who was watching TV, almost burst into laughter, crooked on the sofa, and chattered endlessly!

The aunt next to her was a little puzzled and asked, "What does this mean?" ”

Zheng Shuangshuang laughed: "It is suitable for the bucket map in the chat room, if you don't understand it, forget it, naturally someone understands......"

When the audience was still dizzy and at a loss, the director continued the interview, and the question was again, who do you want to invite to be a member of the team.

Huang Bo continued to answer: "...... I also want to ask Guo Tao to come over ......."

The picture turns into a family dinner in an outdoor farm, Huang Bo stands by the barbecue, turns the chicken wing skewers in his hand, and says to himself in embarrassment: "It seems to be baked...... But the most lacking thing in the jungle is food, and it can't be wasted......"

He looked up and looked around, beckoning Guo Tao over: "Brother Tao, eat it!" ”

Guo Tao's face was full of disgust: "What is a black lump? ”

Huang Bo continued to hand it over: "Grilled chicken wings!" Taste it. ”

Guo Tao was still unwilling, and Huang Bo was furious: "Don't you dare to eat this? When you go back to the jungle, you don't even have to eat chicken wings like this! When the time comes, I will absolutely ignore you, you can find your own way to find something to eat! ”

Forced by obscenity, Guo Tao had no choice but to eat the burnt chicken wings, and wow and gag next to him with an uncomfortable face, Huang Bo covered his mouth with his hands, stood behind him and whispered proudly to the camera: "I have endured it for eight years, and finally waited until today, the opportunity for revenge has come!" ”

The audience smiled and endured for eight years, talking about the first time the two worked together in "Crazy Stone", Guo Tao played the security chief, Huang Bo was a thief, and the scene of the two chasing and fighting was very heavy, it is estimated that Huang Bo was tortured by Guo Tao very badly at that time.

But forbearance has only been avenged until now, and the audience only thinks that Huang Bo is funny, and everyone can hear that this is a joke.

The third star Huang Bo wanted to invite was Brother Hu, but Brother Hu politely refused: "Brother Huang Bo, it's okay to go on an adventure in the jungle, but if there is something good, remember to bring it back to me, can I order it now?" Well, the conch with a large basin is seen and remembered to bring it back! Sea urchins, well, sea urchins, bring me seven or eight! Oh yes, 2 meters and 4 meters long forest bees will give me another dozen, and 1 kilogram of honey from wild killer bees will be enough for me, don't worry, I will definitely have a lot of your money for these goods......"

Pavilion Chief Huang Doutu appeared again, holding a heavy machine gun, and smiled evilly: "You can say it again, I promise not to hit you!" ”

Poof~~~

Zheng Shuangshuang, like thousands of young audiences, laughed miserably again, this picture is really spoofed!

Next, Huang Bo continued to say his ideal team members, and the camera has been following these people and interviewing them.

Wu was shocked and refused: "I never want to team up with Huang Bo again in my life!" ”

On the lens, it is the training map of the extreme rowing team, I don't know which god photographer took a precious scene, the whole team is tired like a dog, Wu Jing's expression is hideous and he is about to collapse, only Huang Bo yawned a lot in the back, and deliberately framed his whole person with a red line in the later stage, highlighting the key points.

The audience burst into tears and laughed, this time it is the official black and yellow blog of "Law of the Jungle", the black ones are almost gone, who has been doing the show for so many years, who doesn't have a little black material? Black is black, after the black is over, Director Huang jumped out again, making remarks like a joke, which ordinary audience can stand it?

Next, Shen Teng was invited, he raised a fist to block his mouth, coughed twice, crossed his waist with the other hand, and said apologetically: "I have injured my waist recently, and my cough has not been cured for half a month, so I still won't drag everyone down...... Good luck with the law of the jungle, ahem......"

This excuse for refusal should be normal, right?

Unexpectedly, Curator Huang's Dou Tu appeared: "It's not good for children to cough for a long time, most of them are pretended, just give them a beating!" ”

Seeing the post-production, Shen Teng's instantly petrified black face, the audience instantly burst into laughter!