The two-day trip to Jeju Island has brought about earth-shaking changes. Someone who has been single for two lifetimes, bid farewell to the "Youth Cultivation Manual" in "Left and right, right hand, a slow motion; Right hand, left hand, slow motion replay", officially bid farewell to adolescence and say goodbye to the first boy.

The long-planned "pit tiger" plan is about to be implemented, and Lin Dong, as a military advisor, of course needs to go back to the scene. Looking at the first mountain in the country of kimchi that is getting smaller and smaller on the plane, those troubles seem to shrink infinitely, and gradually lurk somewhere in my heart.

"RM" is still as cheating as always, so carefully prepared, the special in which "RM" and "Heroes and Heroes" participated together was actually carried out at night. At 8 o'clock in the evening, a large home appliance store closed early, officially becoming the competition venue for "RM" tonight.

For the sake of the effect of the show, among the eight members of "RM", only Yoo Jae-seok knows the details, Kim Jong Kook barely knows his singing task, and other than that, all the members are blind.

Liu Zaishi opened as usual, without anything to say, and went around in circles to warm up.

"Ji Seiki Jinxi, in the first issue of RM, you once asked me why you introduced that woman to you. Now that more than a dozen episodes of the show have passed, do you still have any thoughts? ”

Chi Shizhen, as a representative of the old, weak, sick and disabled, strives for the camera all by mouth, "When I first met, she was as pure as a deer in the woods; After getting married, she gradually became a carnivorous sika deer; Now, I would like to add that the sika deer after eating the meat will boil the remaining bones into soup for me. ”

Chi Shizhen said it very emotionally and warmly. But the host gang of "RM" did not give face at all, complained in a fancy way, and made fun of the old and weak Uncle Chi.

"Brother, you are too weak, you really should replenish your body more."

"Sister-in-law is also good for you, eating too much meat is not good for your health, let's drink bone broth."

The atmosphere was a little warmer, and Liu Zaishi continued to add firewood to the fire, "Then do you regret knowing the sika deer at the beginning?" ”

"Of course." Chi Seok Zhen sold a pass and teased several members whose expressions changed drastically, "Of course I don't regret it, I feel full of happiness when I see that you don't even have to drink bone broth." It's just me and I'm married here, hahaha. ”

"Brother, you don't hit people in the face."

Naturally, several unmarried people jumped out to protest, but Gary turned against it.

"Actually, I'm quite happy now, and I can see Jihyo every Monday." Gary didn't know if it was true love or acting, and he blushed and half-truthfully confessed to the ignorant Jihyo.

"Brother Zhong Guo, don't be angry. Brother Shi Zhen is not specifically talking about you, absolutely not. Lee Kwang-so, while pretending to hold Kim Jong Kook, framed Ji Seok-jin.

Liu Zaishi's two simple questions pushed the atmosphere of the scene. The characteristics of several members are very distinct, and the interaction is very interesting, almost summing up the basic character of modern society.

It is probably for this reason that "RM" has been promoted to the world, and every viewer can find a sense of substitution in the show. It's just a pity to be in the Kimchi Country, where I don't pay attention to the sense of substitution of any characters, and only focus on whether the guests are abused enough to be miserable and unlucky.

Abusive programs such as "Two Days and One Night", "Law of the Jungle" and "Infinite Challenge" have high ratings in Kimchi Country, and they hit the streets abroad.

It's been a month since he came to Kimchi Country, and Lin Dong has touched the door of some Kimchi Country variety shows. The filming method of "RM" is probably not very much in pursuit of local ratings, so it should be directly aimed at selling copyrights.

"oppa, didn't you say a couple's special? Why do they keep talking jokes, don't ......" Soya, who came with Lin Dong, only focused on Kim Jong Kook's scandal plan, and didn't care about other things.

Lin Dong hurriedly covered Soya's mouth and didn't let her continue. Leaned into her ear and whispered, "Don't speak, your voice will be recorded, which will affect the editing effect." ”

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"Today is the largest episode of "RM" since its launch, and it is also the welfare bureau of all the male members!" Liu Zaishi went around the stone for a long time, and finally got to the point.

"Please invite the best daughter-in-law selected by the Republic of Korea-National Mothers Group in "Heroes and Heroes", and she will be on the team!"

The background music sounded, a Qianqianyu hand lifted the curtain, and the first female guest to appear was wearing a small black gift, Liu Renna. Under the spotlight, Liu Renna is still as glamorous as ever, and under the backdrop of a specially customized black dress, her figure is even more prominent. Beauty has to be shown.

Liu Renna smiled sweetly and turned around lightly with the hem of her skirt, "Hello everyone, I'm Liu Renna." The new movie "My Little Black Dress" has started filming, please support it. ”

This is the private goods she carries today, and the guests of "RM" are generally allowed to have a few seconds of promotional time, which is usually only enough to say a song title or a movie title. But Liu Renna directly wore the name of the movie on her body.

The opening scene is a high-quality beauty, and the male members are naturally dancing with a group of demons, and all kinds of fancy outfits are familiar faces. But Jenna's gaze was like a homing missile, only staring at Lin Dong in the crowd behind the camera.

However, the party Lin Dong looked left and right, and never dared to look at each other head-on, cowardly. This kind of red fruit, blatant and affectionate gaze, Lin Dong will never dare to accept it in public.

"Now for a second guest."

Except for Liu Zaishi, everyone else stared at the curtain with hot eyes. A short hand stretched out, followed by a short thick leg, and the five-short figure of the funny artist "Korean Sister Feng" Shin Fengshan appeared, and even mysteriously covered his face with a fan.

"Huh! What else do you say about the Welfare Bureau? ”

"Yes! I'm going home, I'm not going to act today! ”

"What else to cover, there are few female artists in the whole kimchi country who have such a figure, Shen Fengshan xi."

Before the fan was taken away, the members of "RM" had already begun to complain about the "Korean Sister Feng" who had just debuted.

"Hahaha!" There was a burst of heartbroken laughter, Sister Kimchi Guofeng, as a funny artist, has long been accustomed to her own positioning, and it was a commonplace debut announcement when she was complained about. "Friends from the audience in front of the TV, I am the best daughter-in-law voted by the Republic of Korea-National Mothers Group, Shin Bong-sun. Unmarried men can contact us. ”

"Cut!" Multiply by n.

The old-timer Chi Shizhen pushed Sister Feng next to the staff with a look of disgust, "That's where you should stand." ”

Funny artists, especially female comedy artists, are also quite miserable. Every day, you have to maintain this low profile, pretend to be stupid and ugly, and please the audience.

"The following one is amazing, a former goblin who has been popular all over Asia."

FinKL's representative song sounded at the right time, and the beautiful woman who best fits the theme of "daughter-in-law" appeared. "There's a stiff goblin with Finkl, the best daughter-in-law at the age of 30, Lee Jin!"

Most of the members of "RM" are in their thirties, and they have witnessed the glory of finkl, so they naturally warmly welcome Li Jin, a member of the former top girl group. It was even more welcoming than when she welcomed Liu Renna.

"Li Zhenxi, do you know what the theme of today's show is?" Of course, Liu Zaishi, who has the task of being a matchmaker, will not easily let go of the target Li Zhen.

"Well, I know. A couple special with the best daughter-in-law and rm members. Soft and weak, and replied decently, although the nickname is a stiff goblin, but the character is really soft.

"So who would you choose to be a couple with?" Seeing the poor dagger, Liu Zaishi's killing move was revealed.

Li Zhen looked around at the male members of RM. The married old and weak Ji Seok and the grasshopper Yoo Jae-seok were the first to be out; HaHa, who is smaller than himself, doesn't have to think about it at all; Young men Lee Kwang-so and Song Jong-ki were also out. Then only Gary and Kim Jong Kook remain, but Gary and Song Ji Hyo's pink is already known to everyone, and Li Zhen doesn't even have a choice.

"Jongkook oppa."

There was a loud roar, and the members complained in various ways, making the shy man Kim Jong Kook blush.

"Lee Jinxi's ideal type is our tiger, Kim Jong Kook. So, Zhong Guo, do you have anything to say in response? Liu Zaishi characterizes Li Zhen's choice as the ideal type. At the same time, dig a pit for Zhong Guo.

“you-are-my-destiny！” Kim Jong Kook publicized his private goods, and in order to publicize it, he also produced some program highlights.

The effect of these words is like dropping a big bomb on the surface of a lake, and suddenly the waves are turbulent and all kinds of noise is chaotic.

"Together, together, ...... together"

The embarrassed men and women who were blushing and infinitely shy were pulled together by Liu Zaishi in the coaxing of the crowd.

Immediately afterwards, the plum blossoms are like bamboos, one good and one bad, the baseball stadium beauty Hong Xiuer and the elderly senior Lu Shiyan appeared one after another, and the variety show effect was full.

"Now for the last female guest. This is amazing, the recent trend solo female singer, IU, Lee Ji-eun. ”

The background music was very unexpectedly changed, and it was actually "Good Day".

Lin Dong was a little stunned, he hadn't communicated with the program team at all, and "my-destiny" with Kim Jong Kook had been the result of a long time of ripping. I didn't expect that another song of mine actually had a chance to appear, probably because of the efforts of the IU agency, and the big company is really strong.

"Hello everyone, I'm IU, Li Zhien, the new album "Good Day" is about to be released, please support me."

"Iu, as a minor, I was selected as the best daughter-in-law, do you have any comments to make?"

Xiao IU is a good seller, but limited by age and experience, the conversation is not very good, "Thank you mothers for your support." I'm going to live a good life. ”

"So, is there any psychological burden on making a couple special with RM members?" IU's performance was not too good, but Yoo Jae-seok still insisted on creating more topics for her. After all, iu is the most popular among several guests, and if the camera is not assigned, "RM" is estimated to be overturned by iu's fan group.

"No, a very good oppa told me that it is enough to treat RM members as uncles and uncles, and accept the love of their elders."

"Is Chi Shizhen an uncle or an uncle?"

"It's Grandpa!"

"Ahem, ahem!" Chi Shi Town, which is synonymous with the old, weak, sick and disabled, really coughed up his lungs at this time. Don't complain so openly.

The host of "RM" will inevitably fall into the well again, and make fun of it.

Lin Dong behind the camera will never admit that this "grandpa" was taught by himself, absolutely not.