0033 Bad luck
Nie Xiaofan didn't bother to pay attention to what happened behind him, but fortunately, he also caught up with the little white fox later. Under Nie Xiaofan's persuasion, the little white fox obeyed Nie Xiaofan's wishes and went to school with him.
The villain duo who saw this scene from a high place almost fainted, seeing that the enemy was about to splash blood on the spot, how could they have thought that this Nie Xiaofan had such ungodly luck to be able to avoid the collision of the truck without any damage!
Villain No. 2 patted Villain No. 1 on the head and scolded: "This is what you thought about on the toilet for a night, the so-called seamless murder plan?" Look at it, this Nie Xiaofan is still standing there unharmed! ”
Villain No. 1 was innocent, so he said, "Boss, listen to my explanation...... I had already used a spell to confuse the truck driver a quarter of an hour ago~ From the wind resistance coefficient, vehicle speed~ and impact angle, Nie Xiaofan was definitely crushed by the truck, and his flesh and blood were blurred! Who would have thought that Nie Xiaofan would suddenly turn around and go back? It's not logical! ”
Villain No. 2 clumsily took out a cigarette and smoked it, he wanted to calm down and think about how to deal with Nie Xiaofan. After half a ring, he said calmly: "We have worked hard to smuggle out of the gap in time and space, and we must not let go of Nie Xiaofan, a bitch~ Answer me, how far is it from Nie Xiaofan's school?" ”
Villain No. 1 said in a daze: "There is still a kilometer to go~"
Villain No. 2 said: "Very good, this kilometer is enough to kill Nie Xiaofan a hundred times." ”
The villain duo continued to monitor Nie Xiaofan's every move on the road, and the black hand of death was reaching towards Nie Xiaofan, but Nie Xiaofan didn't seem to feel anything, and after successfully pacifying the little white fox, Nie Xiaofan walked towards the school with light steps as usual.
It's just that Nie Xiaofan staged all kinds of thrilling scenes on the short one-kilometer journey to school.
Scenario 1: The robber who robbed the bank shot Nie Xiaofan in the back, and Nie Xiaofan dodged the fatal shot because he picked up the 5 cents coin on the ground!
Scenario 2: The heavy object that was originally falling towards Nie Xiaofan in the sky, and because Nie Xiaofan suddenly remembered that he hadn't eaten breakfast, he turned around to buy breakfast to avoid the weight of the heavy object!
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Until Nie Xiaofan stepped into the school gate, there were many accidents along the way. Although these accidents happened next to Nie Xiaofan, they had nothing to do with him, and he still returned to school intact.
"What the hell happened today? I heard that there was a crash on the road~ there were bandits robbing the bank, and there was a high-altitude throwing object! But why didn't I feel it all the way? ”
Nie Xiaofan went to school to hear about these accidents from others, and he was afraid.
The little white fox asked Nie Xiaofan, "Is human society so dangerous?" It's only been the first day I've been at school, and that's what happened to me! The earth is still too dangerous, so I'd better go back to the space-time slit. ”
Nie Xiaofan didn't know how to explain these accidents. Fortunately, he brought some cat food with him~ He fed the cat food to the little white fox, so as to calm its restless thoughts.
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"What the hell is going on? ~! This Nie Xiaofan was actually able to dodge the bureau that we had carefully deployed? Is there really such a person in the world who is so unlucky? ”
Villain No. 1 was surprised and said that in order to kill Nie Xiaofan, he deliberately planned different accidents in various forms on the road that Nie Xiaofan had to pass, wanting to make Nie Xiaofan look like he died in an accident. His original intention was to kill Nie Xiaofan in a low-key manner, but the successive accidents caused S City to fall into turmoil.
"The first time I was able to dodge the impact of the truck, and the second time I was able to dodge the bullet shot...... None of this looks like a coincidence! Could it be that this Nie Xiaofan actually has insight into our existence, but he just doesn't move his expression to avoid our various kills? ”
Villain No. 2 recalled that when Nie Xiaofan avoided various disasters and accidents, the look on his face was understated. Thinking like this, the two of them couldn't help but think about it and be terrified! It's just that villain No. 2 eased up and said, "Okay, let's not scare ourselves~ Or this Nie Xiaofan is just a little better luck than ordinary people...... Since this Plan A can't kill Nie Xiaofan, then we have to adopt Plan B. Next, let's do it ourselves, forgive this Nie Xiaofan, even if he has the luck against the sky, he will definitely not be able to escape the palm of our hand. ”
The villain duo held the determination not to die without the heart of the Yellow River, and vowed to kill Nie Xiaofan. The atmosphere of killing is solemn in the compartment over there, but our pig's feet in this compartment do not feel the breath of death at all~
"It's so bearable, you see its eyes blinking...... Covered in white fur~ or red eyes!? I haven't seen a fox of this breed yet! ”
"Nie Xiaofan, your white fox is so beautiful~ I want to buy it back at a high price, you can make a price!"
Nie Xiaofan brought the little white fox to the school, and instantly became the focus of everyone! Students bring pets to school, in fact, it is not a new thing~ But those pets are cats, dogs, hamsters are commonplace, and the white fox (for students, it is still a rare breed that has not been seen) is brought to the school, which is also a little higher.
It is for this reason that Nie Xiaofan was sought after by his classmates for a while, and when asked how the white fox came about, Nie Xiaofan described vividly how he met the little white fox in the mountains behind the school, how he helped the injured little white fox recover, and how he established a deep friendship with the little white fox and so on.
Nie Xiaofan talked about the story with the little white fox, which was above the seven feelings. Therefore, the classmates did not doubt Nie Xiaofan's words, and even some students decided to form a team to go on an adventure in the mountains behind the school in order to get the same kind of white fox.
It's just that the little white fox on the side is gloomy~ It still feels deceived by Nie Xiaofan, didn't it say that the school is a copy of experience? How did he become a tool for Nie Xiaofan to brag after going to school...... I also have to be pinched and teased by my classmates~ Think about being a monster beast, being teased by humans like this, it's also angry to think about it.
However, afterwards, Nie Xiaofan said that enduring humiliation is also part of cultivation. Only with a resolute mind can we continue to accept the arduous path of cultivation......
"Okay, I know that Nie Xiaofan knows how to talk nonsense with him, and if I talk nonsense with him, I won't be able to take advantage of it~" The little white fox followed such a master and also recognized it.
After school life in the morning, Nie Xiaofan has no classes in the afternoon, and he can go to the café to work~ Originally, the little white fox was still looking forward to going to the dungeon to challenge all kinds of enemies?! I didn't expect to go to the café to be even more dull than the school, it originally thought that Nie Xiaofan was already stinky and beautiful enough, but I didn't expect that Ah Zhe (a barista with special effects) in the café was better than Nie Xiaofan's stinky beauty Cheng dù!
"Haha, now you finally see what it is to have people outside the sky! You have to bear this qiē in silence, and when your mind is raised, the gods and horses are all floating clouds. ”