Chapter 0114 - What Is This? Caught in a car shock?

"Don't be afraid, I'm here!"

The fat man grinned, his voice trembled, coaxed with difficulty, gently held Xu Meng's hand, gently, wanted to let go of the little hand holding the little brother, but the swelling couldn't get it down, Xiao Nizi was scared too hard, like grasping a life-saving straw, where is there any reason at all!

"Let go! It's really nothing! ”

The fat man was about to cry, begging aggrievedly, being dragged and shaken so vigorously, thanks to his extraordinary physique, if he changed to an ordinary person, he was afraid, cough cough cough, well, as soon as the words of ordinary people shrank, they would have gotten rid of it a long time ago!

However, no matter how swollen she begged, Xu Meng retreated nervously, the more she retreated, the harder she pulled, as if she was holding a crutch in her hand, in her tense state of only focusing on the front, the fat man couldn't persuade him to let go no matter what!

"Let's run, I'll jump back with you, quick! It's horrible! Wrap your arms around my neck! ”

Finally, the fat man was in a hurry and thought of this good way, and sure enough, at this time, what could not be done by coaxing and persuasion, he was a little frightened, but it immediately worked!

After Xu Meng heard the fat man's words, he was so frightened that he didn't even have to think about it, he jumped up and climbed directly to the fat man's body, and his hands quickly put down everything and hooked it tightly to the fat man's neck. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Oh Wheat Gas!"

The fat man was made by Xu Meng's swift movements, although the little brother was released, but he was twisted by Xu Meng eagerly, even if the physique is good and the twist is not bad, but it is also quite stimulated.

In addition, when this little girl climbed on herself, she didn't notice the upright stick in front of her at all, and even rubbed her knees straight up in the process of climbing, which was like a pedal, under such a ravage, even if the fat man was strong, he felt that the little brother trembled a few times, and he almost couldn't control it!

After a few heartbeats, finally, the fat man picked up Xu Meng as he wished, and when the little girl buried her pretty face in her chest in fright, the fat man twisted his buttocks, so that the strong little brother was too tight, and after a little comfort, he hurriedly ran towards the net wall.

"Knock knock~~~"

After a rush of running, the fat man stomped on the ground again, his body flew into the air, and after landing again, the flickering unloading force actually quieted the restless Xu Meng.

Or is it because of that swaying like sitting on a massage chair, being massaged comfortably? When the fat man finished unloading, Xiao Nizi was terrified and jumped off the fat man happily.

"Wow! Just scared the baby to death! ”

After a coquettish sigh, Xu Meng looked at the fat man with wide eyes again.

"Huh? Do you still need to feel the qi? ”

Seeing that the fat man was still walking steadily, Xu Meng was puzzled, and then looked back at the net wall behind him, and felt safe? What does the fat brother-in-law want to feel the gas machine?

"I'm having cramps!"

At this time, the fat man's face was very ugly, just now this trembling was different from the previous one, the previous time, it was after the trembling that activated the little brother to stand up, and this time, it was the first to stand up and then jump had to tremble, this trembling, for a moment, after the little girl fell down, it was first picked by the little brother, and then fell on the thigh, just like that, how strong it was! It's just that the little brother has cramps, which is already a good result!

The reason why today's fat man doesn't dare to move, is to focus all his thoughts on the confrontation with the little brother, this little guy is very disobedient, he really wants to shoot the goal, so what's swollen? So the fat man didn't move, so he tied up his horse and fought with him, for fear that he would not be able to control it and throw his old face in this deep mountain and forest!

"Huh? Cramps? I'll help you! ”

Xu Meng pounced very obediently and eagerly, making a gesture to help, but was stopped by the fat man waving his hand again and again, how could he touch her at this time? Alas! Damn!

Under Xu Meng's unblinking gaze, the fat man won the confrontation with difficulty, this confrontation lasted for three minutes, although both physically and mentally, it was very difficult, but such a confrontation has steadily laid the foundation of the fat man in some aspects, which has played a milestone role in his future development, and since then, the future is limitless!

Slowly stood up, although the little brother was still a little restless, but the night was already dark, and under the cover of the night, it was not very obvious to lift the tent!

"What the hell is that big bird just now?"

After finally seeing that the fat man was unharmed, Xu Meng's curiosity became active again, and he carefully asked the fat man.

"As you can see, think it's a bird!"

The fat man replied nonchalantly, but in a state of lack of interest.

"Liar, you must know something! Say it, please! People want to know! ”

At this time, Xu Meng has transformed into a delicate and lovely person, and she keeps spoiling, where is there still a little cold goddess demeanor? As for the fright just now, have you been frightened?

"You just need to know that those birds will eat people, and those who are missing are all eaten by this bird, and then rot this matter in the stomach and keep it secret!"

After thinking about it, the fat man felt that it was better to give a few words of advice, so he explained these words seriously.

"Then why keep it a secret? Can't you send an army to destroy these birds? You can also catch a few alive and give them to the experts to study! ”

Xu Meng's eyes widened and he asked incredulously.

"The army? Can't be extinguished! ”

The fat man shook his head.

"Liar! There are so many high-powered weapons, and you can't use missiles! If the swelling can't be extinguished? ”

Xu Meng argued unconvinced, and the strength of the academic bully to drill the horns of the bull was very strong.

"Because, I said it!"

The fat man is helpless, and he can't really explain all this clearly, saying that God says immortals, can she believe it? Even if you believe it, then you can't go back to the principles of cultivation? Therefore, the fat man simply took out a small notebook from his arms and threw it directly in front of Xu Meng.

"Officer? Major general? ”

Xu Meng opened the small book and looked at it, there were little stars in front of him, this, this! That's shocking, isn't it? This small book, based on her feeling of being a scholar, is completely true, and besides, her brother-in-law doesn't have to deceive himself with false certificates, right?

"I, believe in it, can you explain it to me? Why? ”

After the shock, Xu Meng once again turned the topic to the bird extermination, and asked relentlessly.

"Confidential!"

The fat man took back his documents and put on a straight face, that frame really had a bit of a major general's style.

"Then you're here just to take a look and leave?"

Xu Meng asked unwillingly again.

"Verify!"

The fat man plays a cool look, but he is much more handsome than smiling into a chrysanthemum, a hard word, although the tone is cold, but it looks more pleasing to the eye, well, it is barely charming!

"Alas!"

Xu Meng sighed, followed the fat man aggrievedly, and returned impatiently.

When the two of them entered the scope of W City, it was already more than two o'clock in Lingchen, at this point, the Central Normal University could not enter, Xu Meng, who lived in the school, had nowhere to stay, and the fat man was also entangled, He Fang had sent a message and booked two rooms in a hotel near the Central Normal University, but the problem was that the room card was in He Fang's hands, and he went to ask for the room card in the middle of the night, and the fat man couldn't bear to wake He Fang, so he could only give up.

Reopening a house? The two of them didn't bring their certificates, Xu Meng's was in the dormitory, and the fat man He Fang took it to open the room, is it still swollen without a certificate?

"Don't bother, let's make peace in the car for a few hours, and it will be dawn in a while!"

Xu Meng was really tired, even climbing the mountain and driving had not been idle, after the two discussed for a long time, Xu Meng finally couldn't open his eyes, and directly pulled over to the side, pulled out the key, put the backrest, and closed his eyes by himself.

So, poor Chu Fat Man, insomnia!

The main thing is that I haven't been sleepy yet, and there is a goddess-level sister-in-law sleeping next to me, how can this be embarrassing?

Especially the posture of this little girl, with her arms hugging her chest, very ladylike, but in such a hug, the two large groups were squeezed up into a ball, and the thin clothes were full of clear outlines, and the fat man also put down the backrest from the angle of view, through the clothes supported by the two large groups, along the ditch in the middle, you can see far away, this is just a peek at the scene, if you take a good look, ouch! Isn't this torture?

The fat man didn't dare to look at it anymore, so he hurriedly closed his eyes and recuperated, in addition, the problem of the dozens of birds and people became a piece of his heart, no matter what, it always lingered.

It seems that I should really work hard! We must find a way to improve our strength, find a way to deal with that group of birds, and we need to travel around the world, travel to the ends of the earth, and find as many birds and people as possible left in the world, so as to avoid a large-scale outbreak of this scourge and bring disaster to this universe.

Of course, this is the most perfect dream, and at the moment, it is very difficult, and I don't even dare to have any extravagant hopes!

But no matter how difficult it is, you still have to do it, the most urgent thing at the moment is to improve your strength, and now at your own level of the fourth-order Great Perfection, eating low-level rushing levels is already very slow, so can you catch a few high-level spirit beasts to eat?

The fat man began to flip through the query system on the Xiaoyao Order, which contained information about various spirit beasts and their distribution in the Xiaoyao small world, and of course, there were also level restrictions!

For example, with the strength of the fat man's fourth-order Great Perfection now, his range of activity can only be the mountain where the Great Hall of Freedom is located, and the fourth order was limited to above the mountainside before, and from the fourth order to the fifth order, the range of activities can be slowly expanded until the entire mountain, because at the foot of that mountain, there are many fifth-order spirit beasts, and it is not a joke.

And when the fifth order, you can leave the main peak and go to the surrounding activities, of course, because there are many protective measures on the main peak, the spirit beasts higher than the fifth order are not allowed to enter at all, and all kinds of spirit beasts have strict territory restrictions, so the main peak is the safest, after leaving the main peak, it is full of dangers, maybe you are unlucky, you may encounter a ninth-order spirit beast as soon as you go out, this is really not necessarily!

Find a way to eat a fifth-order spirit beast!

While checking the information, the fat man's heart was secretly ruthless, it stands to reason that the spirit beast he can deal with now is at most a fourth-order consummation, because the combat power of the spirit beast is generally slightly stronger than that of humans, this is also the route of the fat man's cultivation of the gods, so that he can compete with the spirit beast in terms of physical strength.

Moreover, to deal with the fourth-order consummation, it still depends on its habits, its comprehensive combat power and natural skills, and it cannot be grouped, one-on-one, in order to have a chance to win.

However, if it is a fifth-order, even if it is only a spirit beast in the early stage of the fifth-order, its combat power is far greater than that of the fourth-order Great Perfection! You must know that in this era of the end of the Fa, the cultivation realm is already difficult to come out of the golden pill, that is to say, theoretically, the fourth-order Great Perfection can still be achieved, but it is impossible to break through and reach the fifth-order golden pill stage!

It can be seen from this that from the fourth order to the fifth order, what a big gap this is! What a difference!

"If you are a fifth-order, is this the only one you can choose?"

In the information, there are more than a dozen fifth-order spirit beasts at the foot of the mountain, and the level of combat power is put aside first, just in terms of being able to eat, it is pitiful!

"Lightning Spirit Monkey? After all, monkeys are close relatives of humans, and it feels like they can't be eaten! ”

"Green Mist Demon? It looks scary, maybe it will be very toxic, and it is even more unappetizing! ”

"Angry King Kong? I rub, isn't this an ape? You can't eat it! ”

It seems that there is only one kind of food that can be eaten, and it is easy to accept psychologically, that is, "Red Flame Porcupine", although this pig can breathe fire, but it looks similar to a wild boar, and with the name of pig, it is the best for fat people!

It's just that this pig lives in groups! If it's one, think of a way, maybe there is a little possibility, more than one, but it can't be dealt with!

The fat man looked at the specific information of the Red Flame Porcupine, his head was almost big, there were a lot of pigs in this group, even if you had a way to attract monsters safely, it was impossible to attract only one, in the face of a few such fierce porcupines, wouldn't that be death?

But something else? What else can be eaten? Impossible! You don't necessarily have an appetite for nothing!

In the end, the fat man had to hit the idea on the Red Flame Porcupine again, constantly analyzing the information of this group of pigs, combined with the information of various spirit beasts that were in contact with the pigs, and deduced various possible plans, this speculation, that is, for a long time, I don't know when, the fat man fell asleep in a daze!

In his sleep, the fat man dreamed that he was wearing a flying feather coat, holding an artifact long sword in his hand, and cutting birds when he saw them, majestic in all directions, and even the power of that sword could destroy the entire ban of "painting the ground as a prison", the sword qi was vertical and horizontal, the mountain collapsed and the ground cracked, and the heaven and the earth were moved!

"Buzz! Woohoo! Buzz ~~~~~~"

Listen to it! What a pleasure!

The fat man was satisfied, and the little chubby face was squeezed into a chrysanthemum shape again, and he was really happy to laugh!

"Chu Han! Chu Han! Wake up! ”

Suddenly, an anxious cry came from the fat man's ears, and in a daze, the fat man's dream finally woke up.

"What's wrong?"

The fat man smashed his mouth and rubbed his eyes, only to see Xu Meng shaking himself constantly, and his pretty face was full of anxiety.

"See for yourself!"

After seeing the fat man wake up, Xu Meng's anxiety was not obvious, but his jade face was frosty, and he looked like he was angry.

"Huh? Is the car swollen and walking by itself? ”

The fat man sat up straight and looked out, first surprised that the car was moving, and then he understood his own situation!

"I'm rubbing! Can someone's car be towed? ”

But it turned out that in the early morning, the car parked on the side was found by the traffic control personnel who got up early, and they didn't expect two big people to sleep in the car, so they quickly called a tow truck and loaded the jeep.

It's just weird, both of them slept too dead! In the process of being dragged and dropped, I didn't notice any movement at all, and it wasn't until this time that the vibration of the trailer stopped and stopped woke up Xu Meng, and the fat man woke up by Xu Meng's shaking.

"Stop!"

"Stop!"

The fat man was even more anxious and kept shouting, but in this morning shift, in the noise of cars coming and going, who could pay attention?

"Look at me!"

Shocked by the fat man's shout, Xu Meng's brain finally woke up, and then he remembered that the car was in his own hands and the key was also in his hands, so he inserted the key to light the lighter, started the car, pressed the double flash, and pressed the horn of the car to the end, and never let go!

"Ga ~~~~~~~"

The sharp and high-frequency horn sounded on the long street, attracting passers-by to look sideways, only to see that on the trailer, a jeep light flashed, the horn whistled for a long time, and the window was even lowered. A daughter?

"Rub, there's someone in that car!"

Suddenly, the fat man and Xu Meng became the focus of discussion among passers-by, and more and more people joined in.

"Yes! Is this swollen? ”

"Has the crackdown begun?"

"This is? Caught in a car shock? ”

…… (To be continued.) )