Chapter XXII. Bragging about it will kill you
"These drawings are real, but they're not worth a million." Lu Feiyan stopped the venue and said in a very professional tone, "As far as I know, there are only a handful of Master Liu's works of more than one million in previous auctions in China, "Girl Riding a Bull" sold for 920,000 yuan, "Lu Yu Boiling Tea" sold for 980,000 yuan, "Double Lion Picture" sold for 1.07 million, "Tiger Picture" sold for 1.23 million, "Dancing Picture" sold for 1.37 million, "The Goddess of Flowers" sold for 1.61 million, and "Beauty Listening to the Wind" sold for 1.89 million ......"
Lu Feiyan told all the works of Master Liu in previous auctions, as well as the auction prices, carefully and exhaustively, like a number of treasures.
Guo Zixing and Xu Dashao were speechless, admiring the five-body land, anyway, they had never even heard of the names and prices of these auctions.
Lin Yi knew very well that what people said was only one sentence - your set of drawings is not worthy of asking so much.
Lin Yi smiled, he had already smelled that in addition to the mint smell on Lu Feiyan's body, there was also a strong smell of possession.
It's hard to hide that a woman likes something, just like seeing those designer handbags on the counter, and exuding a strong sense of possession.
Lu Feiyan is not an ordinary woman, she is very good at covering it up, but unfortunately, she still can't escape Lin Yi's nose.
So Lin Yi waited for Lu Feiyan to finish speaking in one breath, and did not refute, but began to silently pack up his things, stacked the drawings placed on the table one by one, carefully repacked them, and then wrapped them in old newspapers, and put them back in his arms like a kangaroo mother treats a little kangaroo.
The whole process was unhurried and without a word.
On the side, Lu Feiyan just looked at him coldly; Guo Zixing looked at him and then at Lu Feiyan; Xu Dashao opened his mouth and wanted to speak, glanced at Lu Feiyan, and shut up again.
Lin Yi cleaned up, drank all the tea in the cup in front of him, did not waste a drop, and then said with a smile: "Excuse me, this tea is good...... Since Miss Lu is unwilling to buy it, forget it; I still have something to do, so I'll take my leave. ”
Crisp, neat.
Don't procrastinate,
I don't even ask God to worship Buddha.
Seeing that Lin Yi was about to leave, Lu Feiyan's eyes were strange, and the expression on her face was uncertain, not knowing what she was thinking.
Guo Zixing originally wanted to ask if he still had his introduction fee, but seeing this, he didn't dare to ask.
Only the cheap-mouthed Xu Dashao was nagging on the side: "Fei Yan, it's not fun here, or go to the bar tonight, if you're afraid of noise, I'll wrap up the whole venue, I know that DJ, I will slow down the song for you, just like this teahouse music...... Don't look at our family to sell soy sauce, it's not bad for money-"
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At this end, Lin Yi ignored the noise behind him and was about to leave the private room, when suddenly, the fragrant wind blew into his nose and bumped into a person head-on, and when the person saw Lin Yi, he smiled and said: "Brother Lin, why are you leaving, I was just busy with things and I was thinking about coming back to pour you tea - come, sit down for a while." ”
The person who came was Sun Xiaomei, the lobby manager of the teahouse.
Facing Sun Xiaomei, who was smiling and enthusiastic, Lin Yi smiled and said to Sun Xiaomei very politely, "No, Manager Sun, I still have something to do, go first." ”
"What's so urgent, if you delay for a while, I'll pour you a cup of tea, drink my tea to ensure that you are refreshed and relaxed, and you will never forget this place in the future." Sun Xiaomei said as she stretched out her hand to pull Lin Yi back.
Lin Yi felt that her hands were smooth and boneless, as if she had wiped a lot of makeup, and her palms were warm and comfortable.
Being pulled by a girl like this, Lin Yi was embarrassed to pull his hand out, so he could only smile bitterly: "I'm sorry, Manager Sun, I really have something to do, your tea should be drunk another day." ”
Sun Xiaomei saw that his face was embarrassed, as if he really had something urgent to leave, and he was embarrassed to forcibly keep him, so she let go of Lin Yi's hand and said, "Okay, Brother Lin, since your noble family is busy, I won't keep you as a sister, but you have to remember, you must come back next time you have time, I will treat you well." Sun Xiaomei had a good impression of Lin Yi, and felt that this person might not be a rich man, but he was very personable and very comfortable with him.
Lin Yi nodded, turned around again, and was about to leave.
Sun Xiaomei gave up on retaining Lin Yi, so she came directly to Xu Tianyou like a fire, and shouted sweetly, "This gentleman is very raw, is it the first time to come?" Brother Guo, you won't introduce me either. ”
Guo Zixing said angrily: "This is the young owner of our Nandu soy sauce factory, Xu Tianyou Xu Dashao." ”
Sun Xiaomei immediately said with a smile on her face: "It turned out to be Xu Dashao, my name is Sun Xiaomei, and I am the lobby manager here, please take care of me in the future - come, my sister will give my brother a cup of tea first!" As he spoke, he picked up the teapot next to him, stuffed the cup, lifted the lid, the teapot was facing the teacup, the mountains and rivers flowed, and he poured a cup very skillfully, and held it to Xu Dashao with both hands very enthusiastically.
To say that this Sun Xiaomei is also a person with eyes, you can see the high and low at a glance in the house, but unfortunately this time she walked away, and chose this "soy sauce" as the first object of flattery.
What I didn't expect was that this Xu Dashao didn't go directly to pick up the tea, but shrugged his nose, and suddenly said to her in disgust: "Do you have a fox smell?" Get away from me! His expression was extremely disgusted, for fear of being contaminated with a little breath.
I didn't expect to be pointed out at this time, as a woman, Sun Xiaomei's whole person was ossified in an instant.
Xu Dashao didn't seem to realize how hurtful his words were, and continued to beep: "People like you, don't get so close if you have a fox smell on your body, you are not afraid of yourself, but you have suffered everyone." Such a person is too selfish, what kind of tea service do you do, damn, smell this smell, let alone drink tea, even if I am asked to drink the elixir jade liquid, I am not in the mood! Well, what is it? I also wore perfume to cover up, what brand is that in France...... Don't think that you are French if you wear French perfume, you can wipe off your fox odor by wearing perfume, let's go for surgery, do I want to introduce you to the expert of laser surgery, but I don't need to look like you, oops, still crying, how old are you still crying nose......"
As the saying goes, hitting people doesn't slap their faces, and exposing people doesn't expose their shortcomings. What's more, in this kind of public place, people still offer you tea. As long as Xu Dashao has a little conscience, he won't say that.
Lin Yi, who was about to walk out, suddenly stopped when he heard the words, and then he turned his head and looked at Sun Xiaohong, who looked embarrassed, his eyes were red, and he was about to cry, and said to Xu Tianyou: "This friend, you can eat food and drink tea indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." Eating the wrong meal hurts the stomach, drinking the wrong tea hurts the appetite, and the wrong words make people feel painful! ”
Xu Tianyou glanced at Lin Yi with disdain, and then looked at Sun Xiaomei with disgust and said, "Where did I talk nonsense, she really has a fox smell on her body, just under her armpits...... Sue you, my family is a soy sauce shop, my nose is the emperor's nose, I can smell any smell, whether it is fragrant, smelly, rancid or salty, as long as it has a smell, it can't escape my nose within three meters. After saying that, he wiped the tip of his nose triumphantly.
Guo Zixing didn't expect this surnamed Xu to look like a dog, but his head lacks tendons, no matter whether you have a dog nose or not, you don't need to show off at this time, Manager Sun is a girl after all, look at it, you are about to cry, what the hell are you still talking about, do you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, do you know how to respect women? Boss Guo has long forgotten his feat of beating his wife at home, and his spiritual realm is highly sublimated.
Looking at Lu Feiyan again, her expression did not change from beginning to end, as if she was watching a play, she was just an outsider, although she was also a woman, she was an audience, watching coldly.
Lin Yi really didn't like a woman like Lu Feiyan at the beginning, a woman can not be beautiful, not gentle, or even virtuous, but a woman must not be without sympathy.
Since I didn't even help you as a woman, I had to take action.
Lin Yi's eyes drifted with a trace of indifference, indifference to Lu Feiyan, and then turned his head to Xu Tianyou and said with a smile: "Friend Xu, what kind of emperor nose did you say your nose is, you can smell any smell within three meters, I questioned, is it really so magical?" ”
Xu Tianyou was very unhappy with Lin Yi's questioning of himself, and said disdainfully: "Believe it or not, what's the matter, I still want this young master to prove it to you?" ”
Lin Yi smiled and said, "It's not necessary to prove it, but it just so happens that my nose is also very sensitive, you are the emperor's nose, I am the emperor's nose, you can smell the smell within three meters, but I can smell the breath from three meters away-" After speaking, he rubbed the tip of his nose easily, much more handsome than Xu Dashao's movements just now.
"I haven't heard of the emperor's nose - are you bragging?" Xu Tianyou didn't know that Lin Yi was taking advantage of himself, but he was very dissatisfied with Lin Yi dismantling his own platform, so he casually picked up a pot of tea vinegar beside him, poured a drop of vinegar into the teacup, and then shook the cup of tea for a while, and said: "If the bragging skin is too big, beware of supporting you!" Sue you, I've never met a ...... who dares to fight my nose when I'm so big See, only one of the three cups of tea has vinegar, and when you turn around later, I'll turn around, as long as you can find it out three meters away, even if I lose! In Xu Dashao's opinion, this kind of difficult olfactory test is difficult for even him to do, let alone three meters away.
Lin Yi smiled and asked the last sentence, "What should you do if you lose?" ”
Xu Tianyou's voice was raised, and he said: "
"Really?"
"Of course, a manly man counts his word!" In Xu Dashao's consciousness, it was impossible for him to lose at all.