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Yes! So comfortable!

The fat man rolled over, and suddenly felt that something seemed wrong, and he got up smartly.

Hey? Birds hanging? I'm alive?

Seeing the corpse of the big bird beside him, the fat man let out a long breath.

Why did you fall asleep? I don't know how long I slept, but there was no monster to eat me, could it be that there was only one bird in this forest? Safe?

The fat man's brain became more and more sober, and he couldn't help but rejoice when he thought that he could go home safely.

In fact, there was one thing he didn't notice, this sleep, not because of how big his nerves were, and not because he was really sleepy, but because he drank too much of the bird's blood, the energy in it was too high, and he was drunk!

Anyway, the fat man, who had finally survived, happily lifted the big bird and strode towards the stone hall. He didn't even think about it, the big bird weighed at least seventy or eighty pounds, and how could he easily lift it with one hand before?

In front of the stone table in the main hall, Chu Han pressed one hand on the table, and put the token on it with the other, observing curiously.

"Ding~~"

A crisp voice sounded, and in the purple halo, the blank side of the token with the black light was flowing at this time, condensing the word "one".

The token was silently suspended, and the purple light on the purple stone table circulated again, and rows of handwriting appeared one after another.

"There are colorful brocade chickens in the forest, in the early stage of the first order, this bird has some strength, you have also seen it, it is not easy to escape back here with the power of mortals, it can be seen that your qualifications are good, you have the qualifications to continue to practice, the future task is to hunt the colorful brocade chicken, until the points are enough to reach 100, and become a registered disciple."

"Special reminder, every time you go, there will be an additional golden chicken in the forest, so be cautious."

"Claim this quest and move your hand over here."

……

"To the north! Is there such a trick? ”

The fat man was furious, and it was clear that he was going to kill people! I don't want to play with you, I have to complete a task for you, and it's a mission to send you to death, is it so shameless? If it weren't for your fat grandfather's fate, he would be about to turn into bird now!

Hum! I've written it down!

The fat man gritted his teeth at the jade carving old fat man opposite for a while, and then began to make a small abacus again.

I have a colorful brood chicken now, I can completely take this task and add another point! If you can increase this point, you can take this token away, hehe, if you sell it as an antique......

The fat man's head is a little insufficient, so he sent it with the appearance of this token! It's sent!

Trying to control his little beating heart, the fat man took the task and put the token and the big bird called the colorful brocade chicken on the stone table, and in a blink of an eye, the word "one" on the token became "two", and this time, the black token did not levitate, but turned into a streamer and shot into the palm of Chu Han's hand pressed on the stone table.

As the token disappears into the palm of the hand, a message is transmitted directly to the mind.

"Congratulations, the Loose Order has been recognized, and it can be used in ordinary times, and it can be used directly with the mind, and if it needs to be manifested, it can also be driven by the mind, and since then, this order has become a part of your body."

"To the north of the egg, how can this be? How can this be! ”

The fat man screamed miserably, a part of his body, can it still be sold? What should I do if there are any sequelae and swelling? The dream of selling antiques is shattered, how can you still be rich and silver? What to take to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law?

However, before he could finish scolding, the colorful brocade chicken on the stone table was surrounded by a thin layer of purple light, and in the purple light, the chicken had gradually faded, and it seemed that it could completely disappear in the next moment, and not even a single hair could fall!

"My meat! My meat! ”

Seeing this, the fat man hurriedly reached out with his left hand and grabbed a chicken leg, and as soon as he used force, he wanted to lift the golden chicken.

However, the weight that could have been easily lifted was as heavy as a thousand pounds at this time, and when he mentioned it, it only moved a little bit, and on the stone table, it was like a huge suction cup.

"I'll fight with you!"

The fat man went crazy, like a stimulated bear, and the whole person pounced, grabbed the chicken leg tightly with both hands, and pulled it out hard.

Hum! ~Yes! ~Hi! ~~

Finally, the brocade chicken on the stone table was dragged to move a little bit, and with the unremitting efforts of the fat man, it was slowly pulled out and fell to the bluestone floor.

The fat man was tired and sweaty, sat on the ground, gasping for breath, and the scene of the purple light that originally surrounded the golden chicken gradually dissolved into the body of the chicken, but he ignored it.

After resting for nearly a quarter of an hour, the fat man finally eased up some strength, and when he got up again, his small eyes narrowed into slits, but at this time, they were aimed at the fat old man with jade carving.

"Hehe, that's the last thing left!"

Chu Fat, who walked towards the jade carving, was like a big bad wolf who met a little sheep, or a big pervert who met a little beauty, the thief in his eyes was overflowing, and the smile on his face was even more chrysanthemum blooming, indescribably obscene and excited.

"Don't worry, I only like jade, I don't do it!"

Chu Fat Man hugged the old fat man of the jade carving, and while talking to himself, he used his strength to eat milk, wanting to pick up the whole jade carving, but no matter how hard he tried, whether it was a stomach or a pout, the old fat man of the jade carving did not move at all.

"Dwarf oil, you are so fat, can your girlfriend stand it?"

The tired and sweaty Chu fat man was not discouraged, but stretched out his palm with a painful face and showed the piece of free order.

"It seems that I'm going to break the bank, so I'll help you lose weight, lose weight well!"

At this time, although Chu Fat Man didn't care about what he said, he was dripping blood in his heart, but although the flesh hurt, his hand was really unambiguous, and he saw that he held the free order high, and his arm was round, and he smashed it towards the arm of the old fat man with jade carving.

"Bell! ~~”

A crisp tremor sound, especially as ethereal as fairy music, but the expected scene did not appear, I saw that the jade statue was surrounded by halos, and there was not even a trace left on the arm, but Chu Fatty's arm was numb, and the piece of free order was almost shaken out.

"Wouldn't it? So that I can't drink any soup? ”

Looking at the jade carving with a flowing halo, Chu Fatzi finally realized that this piece of jade was not simple, and it seemed that there was nothing to take advantage of.

"Hey, little one, why did you wake me up?"

Suddenly, a lazy voice came from the mouth of the old man with a jade carving, and the fat man was so shocked that he sat on the ground with his butt.

"You! Who are you? Can you make a sound without moving your mouth? ”

Chu Fat Man pretended to be calm, but his voice trembled, and his eyes stared at the mouth of the jade carving old man.

"Me? I'm the master of freedom! Oh, not really, right? I'm just a thought left by the Lord of Freedom. ”

The lazy voice seemed to have just woken up, and the voice seemed a little sluggish.

"Say, why wake me up? According to the rules here, only when you become a registered disciple, I will wake up from my slumber and point you out, is there something wrong with the rules? How did you wake me up? ”

"I'm a little unsure, I'm embarrassed to say."

Chu Fatzi put on a shy look, but his heart turned a hundred times around, and he quickly made up for what the divine thoughts mentioned in the Xiuzhen novels were, and pondered what reason he could use to prevaricate the past.

"What's not to say? Don't grind, my old man's divine thought is not much, if you stay awake like this, I'm afraid that I won't live for 10,000 years, don't be afraid, say it quickly. ”

The tone of his voice seemed to adjust to the state of waking up, and the speed of his speech increased a little.

"Ahh I, I want to ask, we look so similar, are you my father? ”

Hearing that the voice was not malicious, Chu Fatty's little heart relaxed, and even as soon as the naughty energy came up, the train started running in his mouth, and even his face turned red with cooperation, looking pitiful, and his eyes were full of expectation.

"Huh? Well? Not to mention, it's kind of like that! No, no, no! Phew! No way! Impossible! Besides, how old are you? ”

The divine thought of the master of Xiaoyao was actually a little confused by Chu Fatzi's words, although the master of Xiaoyao was a god who said nothing and was extremely difficult among the gods, but the more this is the case, the more no gods dare to joke with him! Not to mention such a shameless spoof? This is a scene that the Master of Freedom has never encountered in thousands of years, and this is just a divine thought of the Master of Freedom, and it is still a divine thought that has been asleep, and it is strange not to be messed around by the fat man!

"Nope! Daddy, don't you still want to recognize me? You have to be responsible for me, okay? You have no conscience, let me live in the world and suffer a lot, and if you get me here, you want to kill me, and if you die, you will be quiet, right? Right! ”

Chu Fatzi was too deep into the play, so he actually jumped forward and hugged the statue of the old man, and complained about his bitterness with a handful of snot and tears, anyway, this person in front of him is also an old fairy, so that his father will not suffer, not to mention that there is no one left and right, no matter how embarrassed he is, no one will see it, hehe!

"Let go, let go! Grope~~, it's okay! I admit it! Admit it, no! ”

Being held so shamelessly by the fat man of Chu, the goosebumps all over his body were all over the body, and then he felt a handful of snot and tears wiped on his body, and there was such a big lump rubbing on his waist, the old man really wanted to vomit, but because of the special material, he could only retch.

The most important thing is that if the other party is hostile, the old man can kill him with a casual thought, but seeing that this stinky boy is all dependent on himself and kills him, is he still human? How much more is God, how much more is the Lord of the Lords!

"Dad, you finally admit me? I just said, I don't have a fat person in my family, why am I so fat? It turns out that I was chosen, and now you can finally recognize me! ”

Chu Fat Man accepted it when he saw it, and finally let go of his hand, looking at the Xiaoyao jade carving, his eyes were full of little stars, these little stars, in Xiaoyao's opinion, were sincere joy, and how did he know that for Chu Fatzi, it was one baby after another! A good baby who can get a ticket and a bride!

"Admit it, admit it! Besides, am I that bad? Why do you want to kill you? ”

Xiaoyao finally stopped retching and calmed down.

"Still say no? You brought me here, and asked me to get the token, you know how harmful that big bird is, right? With my little body, it's a miracle that I haven't turned into bird poop, if I always toss like this, can I still live? ”

Chu Fatzi patted his little heart as he spoke, still looking palpitating.

"But if you want to practice, you need to have a strong heart! Survival of the fittest is the rule ......"

When it comes to the trial rules of the Xiaoyao Realm, the Xiaoyao God is stern.

"But you're my father! Is there such a pit for a son? Is there anyone who is indifferent to his son's death? ”

Without waiting for the free god to finish speaking, Chu Fatzi hurriedly urged, "I didn't say that I have to become a god, as long as I have money to spend, delicious food, and marry a beautiful daughter-in-law, I will be content!" However, if you can really have some superpowers, it's pretty good, but the premise is to be safe, do you understand safety? Now it's going to die like this, how can this be swollen? What should I do? ”

Speaking of what to do, the fat man wanted to hug the free father again, and the frightened body of the father was shaken, and he hurriedly stopped.

"Silly boy, I'll figure out a way for you, okay if you don't die? Wait for the next time you come, absolutely do it, okay? Well, aren't you looking for a girlfriend? Hurry up, hurry up! Go back! There's a girl knocking on your door, yes, this is really good! ”

Xiaoyao Shennian hurriedly urged, and seeing that Chu Fat Man seemed to be unbelieving, he hurriedly shouted, "Hurry, Dad, I'll help you excite it, otherwise the female doll will leave!" ”

said that it was too late, it was too fast, and I saw that Chu Fatzi Zhou's body was suddenly shrouded in a faint layer of smoke, and in an instant, it was a blur, and the whole person had disappeared.

"Hey, it's broken rules, it's messy, it's messy!"

"Well, the rules are set at ease, aren't I just at ease? Right! MEmu is me, I am MEMow! No big deal! ”

In the empty temple, there was a voice of the free god talking to himself, "This silly boy, although a little stupid and annoying, is quite pleasing to the eye, well, recognizing a son, it is indeed quite fresh, what can I do to ensure that he does not die?" Well? ”

……

"Chu Han, are you there? Chu Han! ”

When Chu Han opened his eyes again, he was already in his dormitory, and a series of rapid knocks came from the door, and there was the sweet voice of a beautiful woman calling for it.

"It's coming, it's coming!"

There was a knock on the door, and Chu Fatzi hurriedly got up and got out of bed, and opened the door.

In front of the door is a beautiful woman, with delicate eyebrows, clear eyes, the little face carved by ice and jade is indescribably delicate and delicate, like jade smoke, it seems that if you look at it for a second, it will be confusing, she stands there, quietly, it is the most perfect interpretation of tranquility, and even can make people have an illusion, as if she smelled a faint wisp of lilac fragrance.

But at this time, the beauty who was like a fairy in the clouds suddenly covered her face with her hands and exclaimed softly.

"Ah~"

The vague tranquility became panicked, and the fairy-like distance in the painting suddenly narrowed the distance and became more real.

The exclamation was not loud, and the timbre was still sweet, but Chu Fat's heart was shocked.

"Ah!! ~~~”

A higher, thicker, and more panicked scream came from Chu Fatzi's throat, and the voice was extremely tragic.

It turned out that the fat man was originally wearing an autumn coat, because of the desperate rolling with the big birds in the forest, had already been worn miserably, more than a dozen holes of all sizes were nothing, but the parts that should be protected, the holes were still the largest, and the fat man's ** was completely exposed, which was a big deal.

At this time, the screaming fat man clamped his legs and clasped his hands around his chest, really like a rude little daughter-in-law.

But that's not the point.

When the fairy thought that the fat man had covered it, he let go of the hand covering his eyes again, and looked at it curiously, and found that this fool was only protecting two points, not the root!

"Ahh ~~~”

Almost at the same time, the two screamed again!

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