Chapter 34: The First Commandment
As the saying goes: a fool is a fool.
It doesn't seem to be nonsense, the little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon is definitely not a smart person, but he lives happily and carefree every day; After eating and sleeping, waking up and continuing to eat, what a relaxed and happy life.
Lin Dong prides himself on being a smart person, but he has more eyes and many things, so he naturally has more troubles; I seem to know a lot of women now. This one likes it, and that one is also interested, and it looks like it's dazzling, and it's crooked.
In fact, my heart is not settled, and I always feel that I don't belong to this world, and I don't know when I will disappear. The peace of mind is home, but Lin Dong has never been at ease, he feels like a wandering prodigal son, how can he be qualified to fall in love seriously. Now the only woman who can make Lin Dong give 100% sincerity is probably the old mother who is still sleeping.
Zebra, zebra, don't you fall asleep;
Show me your injured tail again.
……
Zebra, zebra, you're back in your home;
But I'm wasting my cold years.
There is not a single door in your city that is open for me,
I'm going to have to get back on the road after all.
……
Zebra, zebra, you sleep, sleep, sleep,
I'm going to sell my house and wander the world.
Lin Dong unconsciously sang softly. I like this song more and more, and even really sell the house like this song, but it's a pity that I can't wander the world without worry.
"The first day of being an agent, I'm not used to it." After a song, the agent in the driver's position (officially) couldn't help but talk.
"A little."
"Every new broker is like that, and you will get used to it slowly. Remember the first commandment, don't be selfish, never be selfish. ”
"Why? You have a good relationship with them, isn't it selfish? ”
"Artists and companies are opposites in a sense, and the agent is the bridge in the middle, and no matter which side it is on, this balance will be broken."
"Fatty, what you say is so literary. Talk about flickering and look at the object. Does Dong Ge seem to be such an easily fooled person? Do you dare to say that you are not selfish? Let them eat and drink every day, Juli Suyan is about to become a ball now? Lin Dong ruthlessly slapped the fat agent in the face.
"Well, a little selfishness is fine. But you must not fall in love with them, this is the bottom line. Other than that. My surname is Park and my name is ......."
"Got it, Fat Park!"
The trick is that there is no human right, and it is already a shame to let you pop up your surname. Lin Dong didn't pay any attention to the fat man Park, lit a cigarette and rolled out the window to pretend to be a literary and artistic youth. Love? Take what to love. Is it qualified to love?
"Hiss rustling......" Fat Pu had no object to chat with and blow water, so he had to use the car radio to adjust the gas and adjust the frequency indiscriminately.
"Happy time always flies very fast, and when it's time to say goodbye, thank you listeners for listening to "Yoo In-na's Raise the Volume", tomorrow at the same time, Yoon Eun Hye Xi will replace me as a DJ Oh, are the listeners looking forward to it? Well, finally send me a song that I sang myself, and I hope he can hear it. "Goodbye"
"This Liu Renna is really versatile, film and television variety shows, ran to be a DJ but created a listening record, last week's "Heroes and Heroes" self-made movie special, she also created her own script, and now even singing seems to be good, is there anything she can't do?" Fat Park sighed and stirred up the topic.
Lin Dong didn't give face at all, and didn't want to talk about Liu Renna at all, "Fatty." Where the hell are you going to record the show? It's ten o'clock in the evening. ”
"Didn't Ji-yeon tell you? When I went to Busan, I started recording at 7 a.m. tomorrow, so I went there one night earlier. It's more than 400 kilometers away. ”
"Busan?!" Lin Dong was stunned, last time Jeon Hyo-sung was abducted to Busan. This harbor city is full of sailors and water ghosts, isn't this a fun Dongge?
"Park, I'm not going."
"Skipping work on the first day of work? Don't make a fuss! Ji-yeon needs you, she has fallen into the popularity team for two consecutive episodes, and if she continues like this, there will be no place for Ji-yeon in this show. ”
See the little dinosaur sleeping soundly through the rearview mirror. The formal, temporary two agents looked at each other and smiled bitterly, can't they be selfish? To hell with the first commandment.
"Lin Dongxi, now there is something behind you that needs to be guarded, her name is T-ara." The fat agent flickered very artistically again.
He was greeted by the melancholy of the back of his head and a cigarette lit.
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The Busan City Government is quite hard, or this five-star hotel is quite hard, in order to bring in the crew of "Heroes and Heroes", it actually arranged single rooms for the stars, which is much better than the previous several people squeezed together to sleep together.
But when the kindness met the liver and lungs of the donkey, the abnormal human little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon resisted every cell in his body, "I don't want to sleep in a single room, I want to sleep with IU." ”
Dancing and jumping, almost rolling and splashing all over the ground, the little dinosaur behaved like this, which made the crew and hotel staff present quite embarrassed.
On the first day of work, I have to deal with it, neither an unscrupulous crew nor a crazy anti, but my own artist, which is really funny.
Lin Dong covered the mouth of the little dinosaur with one hand and put his arm around her neck with the other, and took the troublemaker away from the scene as soon as possible; The fat man nodded and bowed, bowed and apologized to end the round, and the combination of martial arts and literature, rigidity and softness was seamless.
"Yikes! Mouth, are you a dog? ”
"Scoundrel, bite you. There was a smell of smoke on my hands, and it stenched. Park Ji-yeon wrinkled her nose and waved her palm a few times in the air, with a small expression of disgust.
"It's called masculinity, and the little girl doesn't know how to appreciate it. Give me the room card, anyway, I don't want to sleep in the same room with Fat Park. Lin Dong still minds having sex with men, especially strange men, God knows what bad habits Pu Fat Man has with wood.
"What about me? I don't want to sleep with my uncle. Park Ji-yeon took two steps back and stared at Lin Dong vigilantly.
If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates. This agent is so tired, Lin Dong knocked on the wooden head with a slap in his head, "Stupid." You go to IU to sleep with, such a simple thing. Can you grow your brain next time, and if someone gives you a room card, do you have to sleep by yourself? ”
"Can it still be like this? Isn't it that the program team can only sleep where to sleep when arranged? ”
"Forget it, I won't talk to you about this topic, otherwise your IQ will have to be pulled to the same level by you. Hurry up and call and ask which room IU is, go to bed early and get up early, and leave for the shooting site at 7 o'clock tomorrow. ”
After another bit of jumping and dancing, the lively hotel finally returned to tranquility. Lin Dong took advantage of Park Ji-yeon's light, enjoyed the treatment of a single room exclusively, and looked out the window at the distant port. (To be continued.) )