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But only this time.

If you can't bring benefits to yourself in the future, then you will never agree to it again.

If people don't do it for themselves, heaven and earth will be destroyed!

Thinking like this, Ike tilted his head and looked at Cui Mingmei, and the immature children's voice filled the audience.

"Okay, then Sister Cui will help me register a QQ, thank you Sister Cui."

When the sound fell, Cui Mingmei was extremely excited, and her hands were trembling slightly as she tapped on the keyboard.

In everyone's attention, Cui Mingmei turned on the Internet, then entered the address of Tencent's official website, downloaded QQ, and then entered the QQ account application page......

Nickname:__

Password:__

OK Password: __

……

At this time, Cui Mingmei suddenly turned her head and asked the little prodigy with excitement: "Little Ike, what do you fill in your nickname?" ”

Hearing this, Ike thought about it and said loudly, "Pumpkin Ike! ”

When the sound fell, Cui Mingmei immediately tapped on the keyboard and helped the little guy enter the nickname - "$pumpkin Ike$".

Seeing this scene, Ike was extremely surprised.

"Sister Cui, why did you add a dollar symbol to both sides of my name?"

Hearing Ike's inquiry, Cui Mingmei replied like this: "It's popular to add special symbols on the Internet now, so it looks more fashionable!" ”

Is that really all there is to it?!

This is followed by the password: 1234567.

Then, gender, age, birthday, location......

Finally, Cui Mingmei gently clicked the "Register Now" button......

The ultra-fast network speed immediately assigned a QQ number to Ike......

At this moment, Far Eastern China, which is 10,000 kilometers away from here.

Tencent's corporate headquarters.

Loud cheers erupted from inside a huge database center, and many well-dressed Chinese men jumped for joy.

"Success, success!"

Among them, there was an old man in his 60s who was also very excited, and although he did not jump for joy, his old face was still full of smiles.

"$$" is not synonymous with fashion, but-

Code!

"1234567" is not a password that is randomly typed down, but-

Code!

Age, birthday, location, all are code words.

It represents a big man that the Chinese government is trying to woo and has already applied for QQ.

This is an excellent start, a diplomatic victory for the Chinese government.

The United States will not stop it, because this is just an ordinary communication software.

At this moment, the old man from the State Council of China suddenly turned his head and looked at the Tencent network engineer outside the crowd.

Feeling the old man's gaze, the engineer assigned by Tencent's headquarters immediately ran forward, came to the old man, and listened respectfully to the other party's instructions.

"Immediately set this number's privileges to the highest level and block anyone's search, including your company's insiders, even your president. In addition, any commercial advertisements of your company are not allowed to be sent to this number, that is, this number blocks all advertisements. ”

"Also, all of your company's paid services are all opened for this number. All expenses will be borne by the State Council, the Ministry of Affairs, and the Ministry of Affairs! ”

"You must not charge the owner of this number for anything, not a penny!"

"Do you understand?"

When the sound fell, the engineer looked nervous, and a fine sweat suddenly appeared on his forehead.

"This, this ......"

The old man suddenly shouted: "What's the problem? Say! ”

"This leader, it's easy to open all services for this account for free, but the problem of blocking commercial advertisements is ...... Well, well, technically, it's a bit tricky! ”

The old man's face instantly sank: "Huh?!" ”

At this moment, the engineer was even more nervous, and hurriedly replied: "You don't know, our QQ, even if it is a member, will receive some commercial advertisements. Unless you write a separate program for this number, load it on the server. But, but ......"

The old man waved his hand suddenly and shouted, "No but! If you can do it, you can do it if you can't do it, this is an executive order! You, listen, clear, white, now?! ”

The last six words, the old man said word by word, and his voice was terrifyingly cold.

Hearing such serious words, the engineer hurriedly agreed.

"Yes, yes, we will do it!"

Hearing this, the old man nodded and said no more.

……

France. Jura Mountain Base.

After successfully registering, Cui Mingmei breathed a sigh of relief, and then turned her head to look at the little prodigy beside her again.

"Little Ike, do you remember the number?"

Ike nodded, "Write it down!" ”

"I filled in the password for you casually, you can log in to QQ in the future, and you can change the password yourself."

"Well, okay, thank you, Sister Cui."

At this time, the girls from all over the world who had been watching from the side also took this number to heart.

All the girls have secretly made a decision in their hearts, and when they return to China, they will also register a QQ, and then apply to increase God as a friend.

It's a pity that they never imagined it......

In the days to come, no matter how precisely they look for it, they will not be able to find it.

Because......

It was blocked by the QQ server, and it was blocked by the Chinese government.

This is true even for the president of Tencent, even for the leaders of China.

This is to reassure the U.S. government.

So, how can you add it? There is only one way to do that, and that......

This number takes the initiative to add people!

The watermelon god and pumpkin god of the megatron world want to take the initiative to add people as QQ friends, can the US government refuse?

No!

When pigs fly!

……

The waiters quickly reported what happened in the restaurant to the European Union, and also to the U.S. government.

Buckingham Palace.

At this time, US President Barack Obama was having dinner with the British Prime Minister.

After receiving the report from his men, Obama pondered for a moment, then whispered a few words to his men......

More than 10 minutes later.

"Jingle bells! Jingle bells! ”

The phone of the Chinese Foreign Ministry rang urgently, and the Chinese Foreign Minister, who had been prepared, immediately picked up the phone.

"Hello, Mr. Secretary of State!"

"Hello, Mr. Foreign Minister of China! Your country has just applied for a QQ number for our little prodigy, what's going on? ”

To this, the Chinese Foreign Minister replied in this way.

"I just found out about this matter, so I called Mr. Ma, the president of Tencent, to consult, and the general situation is like this. Once, Miss Cui Mingmei worked for Tencent, so she wanted to help Tencent increase its popularity. ”

"After all, little Ike's fame is remarkable all over the world."

Hearing the words of the Chinese Foreign Minister, the US Secretary of State frowned a little, but did not refute anything.

At this time, the voice on the phone continued.

"Of course, our Chinese government also understands that Little Ike's identity is a little sensitive, so I communicated with Mr. Ma and asked him to block Little Ike's QQ friend search function."

"No one will find his number, be warned: it's anyone! And our public officials! ”

As soon as these words came out, the frowning brow of the US Secretary of State gradually relaxed.

If that's the case, then there's no way the Chinese government can add Ike Jr. as a friend and then communicate with him.

Then, our biggest concern is no longer a big problem.

Otherwise, the White House would rather let the little guy cry than prevent him from logging into QQ.

"Well, thank you for your government's approach. The friendship between China and the United States will last forever. ”

"You're welcome, Mr. Secretary! Good bye! ”

"Goodbye!"

……

At this point, China's mysterious X plan has finally taken the real first step.

No one knows what the follow-up will be, it was an earth-shattering layout...... (To be continued.) )