"Lu Lao Liu, can I **** uncle?"

Liu Guanzhang was not too excited, he was used to it......

In the vast sea of people, he is not a celebrity, if he finds a place to hide, the other party may not necessarily be able to find it, this is good, I am worried that I can't find you, you send it directly to the door, and you have to say that you want to learn kung fu......

Lu Lao Liu, you are a brute! Do you have any tricks on people?

If you turn around and let people die, you have to say that I am two!

Lu Lao Liu stroked three strands of ink hair in his hand and said: "Boy, you are alone in Longtan, full of guts, you are making the old man admire!" ”

Liu Guanzhang was so angry that his heart burst out, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't say cool words, what's wrong with you treating me as a father?" Pit me so addicted? Hurry up and give me a rut! If I were to be killed by them, I would have to drop this phone before I died! Let you not get off the film! ”

Lu Lao Liu was not in a hurry at all, the old god was saying: "Why don't you kneel on the ground and beg for mercy?" ”

"Get out of here!"

"If you can't erase the kneeling and begging for mercy, then there is another way!" Lu Lao Liu was proud, and seemed to be confident!

"What's the solution?"

"Flat the Double Tiger Gate!"

Kinima, it's a good idea! Once! Your sister, if Lao Tzu can wipe out an ancient sect as soon as he touches his mouth, will Lao Tzu still run over to learn art with his fart? Do you think this is a fantasy cultivation with a golden finger?

"Don't you still have a pair of insoles with me, smell it, and give you infinite strength! Boy, I'm optimistic about you! ”

I'd better think about getting down on my knees and begging for mercy......

………………

Half a day ago, Elder Taishang was looking at Fei Cheng Do Not Disturb, and the long-legged No. 6 female guest was taken away, which made the elder very depressed, and at this moment, a message came over on the tablet - kill Liu Guanzhang! The sender is none other than his direct leader: Tai Platinum Star.

Elder Taishang hurriedly paused Feicheng Do Not Disturb, and then replied to the message and asked, "Your Excellency, what do you mean by killing Liu Guanzhang?" ”

Killing Liu Guanzhang is different from killing this glass of wine, you must ask clearly, but the other party has no more information. After a while, a system message came: communication with the Celestial Realm had been interrupted.

Therefore, when Liu Guanzhang was asking for directions in the hair salon, the Taishang Elder of Shuanghumen was discussing with Xu Xianren about killing Liu Guanzhang.

Of course, the first thing they discussed was what Liu Guanzhang was, and then how to kill him. Now the preliminary judgment is that Liu Guanzhang should be a person.

Elder Taishang sighed, "We haven't received the task of killing people in nearly a hundred years!" ”

Xu Xianren nodded and said: "Yes, after all, it is now a society ruled by law, and the gods also know how to respect the law and abide by the law." ”

Elder Taishang shook his head and said, "No, it's because in the past 200 years, we haven't had a single assassination mission that we haven't messed up, so the above didn't send us later!" Our Shuanghumen, although we are good at light skills, but our martial arts take a fierce path, so it is really not suitable for assassination and other things. ”

"But, the order of the gods, will we carry it out?"

Elder Taishang glared, "Confused! Didn't ask how to do it? In the vast sea of people, where do you go to find someone with such a strange name as Liu Guanzhang? ”

"Then we're not going to do anything?" Xu Xianren asked.

"Then what's the matter, now the contact with the Heavenly Realm is only interrupted, in case it is connected again, what should the gods blame?"

"What then?" Master Xu was confused.

"Bring the big yellow dog in the front yard, it's now called Liu Guanzhang, let's eat dog meat hot pot tonight!"

Originally, a meal of dog meat hot pot could be done, but because of a stunned young man named Liu Guanzhang, it is not easy to do now! Xu Xianren was very hesitant, should he kill him? And then take all the socks and insoles in his hands for himself?

Elder Taishang was also very embarrassed, so he kicked the ball to Xu Shanchang, "Ancestor, what do you think?" ”

"Elder, there must be something strange about this matter!"

Elder Taishang squinted his eyes, tapped his fingers on the tabletop, and said leisurely: "The Double Tiger Sect is a sect cultivated by immortals, so there is nothing to say about being loyal to immortals, but that Lu Zhenren is also an immortal!" ”

"What do you mean, Elder?"

"The key depends on which god you want to be loyal to!"

This multiple-choice question is very easy to do, while letting yourself kill people, on the other hand, as long as you teach martial arts, at most the tuition fee is waived, and now you have cut off contact, and the other side directly sent an agent over.

Elder Taishang and Elder Xu Shan looked at each other and smiled, and then firmly became traitors!

"You go back quickly, don't snub the divine envoy, he wants to learn martial arts, then teach him martial arts, as for Liu Guanzhang, who is going to be killed by Tai Bai Xing, let's talk about dog meat hot pot."

………………

In the enrollment plan of Shuanghumen, Xu Xianren Xu Zhangmen's boxing on the side of the road is only the first plan, which is attracted by the charm of martial arts, and the second plan is to come over the disciples of the two sects, play the evil youth, provoke the tourists, and then beat the tourists lightly, and leave the beaten tourists after the beating, leaving the beaten tourists to lie on the ground bitterly, gritting their teeth and saying: I must become stronger! At this time, Elder Xu Shan and even Elder Taishang would appear in front of him at the right time and ask again: "Do you want to learn kung fu?" ”

After all, it is too rare to cast himself into the net like Liu Guanzhang, and there is also a problem with the internal communication of Shuanghumen, after the porter Uncle Qin made a phone call, the two third-generation disciples who played the evil young entered the play, and did not get the news of the cancellation of plan 2, so when the two saw Liu Guanzhang in Xiwutang, the script was launched......

"Boy, out-of-towners, huh?"

Liu Guanzhang is very nervous, and now he looks like a killer! In line with the principle that he would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let go of one, he made a move.

The two three generations of disciples who have studied carpenters in the Shuanghu Sect for 7 years have deeply understood the mysteries of their own martial arts, and the older one has already practiced the Shuanghu Fist to the fourth layer, while the other slightly weaker disciple has also broken through to the third layer of internal strength.

Then, the two of them, one person and one punch, were beaten away by Liu Guanzhang.

After all, if you eat so much in one meal, you still have the strength.

The two who were beaten were lying on the ground and still talking, "Senior brother, did we start provoking just now?" ”

The senior brother was also a little confused, "I remember I just asked, you are a foreigner, right, the provocative words haven't been said yet, why did you beat us up?" ”

"yes, I didn't say a lot of lines! This guy has a pretty hot temper! ”

"What should I do?"

"Let's find a master!"

The two on the ground got up and went to find the master - of course Liu Guanzhang would not wait stupidly in the same place, seeing that they were going to the south, Liu Guanzhang hurriedly ran in the opposite direction, the building twisted and turned, and in the panic did not know where the exit was, when he saw a gate in front of him, he pushed the door and got into it without thinking about it, and then raised his eyes, this seemed to be a dojo.

Just like the kind of dojo in Chen Zhen's kicking hall on TV, there are a circle of disciples sitting around, and a strong man in his twenties in the middle of the venue is teaching boxing, and when he sees someone breaking in, everyone turns their eyes.

"Uh...... Hello ......."

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