Chapter Ninety-Two: The Declaration Ceremony (Xie Shengjian's Escape and Ten Thousand Rewards)
"No matter how fierce the women's team is, it still can't compare to the men's team after all. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info "Lin Dong knocked on the table for a while, thinking about whether to do it or not to do it. In the end, he smashed the table and it.
"TVXQ and Super-Junior of S.M. are about the same age and should be served."
"Hiss~~"
Shen Yuanxiu and Min Xianyi looked at each other, this move is too ruthless, it is simply digging the foundation of S.M.
Lin Dong's face was not red or panting, and he continued to add: "Theoretically, before the age of 30, artists will receive military orders every year, and they have to apply for an extension by themselves. If they don't, they have to go into service right away. ”
Shin Won-su cautiously asked, "Director Lin intends to intervene in their application for an extension?" ”
"That's right! The reasons are all figured out. South Korean military service, sissies can be exempted from service. A lot of people deliberately pretend to be gay to escape service. Unfortunately, many of S.M's male artists are portrayed as sissies. There is a potential tendency to evade military service and must be performed immediately. ”
Such a high-sounding and unassailable reason. Lin Dong praised his wit, and then handed it over to his selfless father-in-law, Senior Prosecutor General Li, to prosecute. "Wow Ka Ka ~~~"
"Pretending to be a sissy? Evading military service? ”
Shen Yuanxiu and Min Xianyi's capillary tubes stood upside down, and their backs were cold. If he is forced to serve for such a reason, the public image of S.M's male artist will be completely ruined. Absolutely hopeless.
Moreover, this is an upright conspiracy, and even if you know it, you can't hide it. Enlisting in the army is a dead end that the men's team cannot escape.
"That's the smell. As for the new boy group EXO that they have carefully planned and are ready to take over. Hehe, I still have a backhand to cripple them. ”
It took a lot of effort to get the undercover Geshi of EXO into it, and it's almost time to brush up on the presence.
"If you weaken your opponent, you should improve your own strength." Lin Dong instructed Min Xianyi: "Before, Ms. Cui Qiyuan promised that 6 trainees could be selected in JYP. We don't want a girl group anymore, let's pick a man and form a new boy group to play. ”
"Inside!"
The apink of the girl group is Xiaopu Street, and the men's group is a new group.
Lin Dong held his chin and pondered, "It's not enough to explode." Kim Jong Kook has not signed a brokerage company for a long time. Pack him and soya and sign them in. ”
"Inside!"
Min Xianyi nodded wildly. Although the actual income is not large, the name of the triple crown champion Kim Jong Kook is loud enough and has a publicity effect. Soya, a video game girl, is not low in popularity in the online game circle.
"It's not enough!" Lin Dong was not satisfied at all, and always felt that something was missing, "Anyway, they bring their own resources and their own team." Give an office, and take two or three percent of it as operating expenses. I heard that S.M was preparing to sign Kim Byung-wan and intercepted him. ”
"Inside."
"Since Jin Bingwan has been intercepted, I simply incorporated Liu Zaishi." Lin Dong said lightly.
"Smack!" There was a crunch sound. Shin Won-so's hands trembled and he dropped the teacup on the table.
"Liu, Liu, Liu Zaishi? Will he sign in to loen casually? ”
Lin Dong rolled his eyes, too lazy to talk nonsense.
Min Xianyi explained bluntly: "The host of "RM" holds more than 5% of the shares in Kakao combined, and he is very rich. It was OPPA who recommended them to buy Kakao's original shares in the first place, so, hehe. ”
Shin Won-so was speechless. This friendship, the rhythm of a good friend for a lifetime, you don't even need to look at the contract when you sign it.
"Alas~~ I always feel that something is missing, and it is not enough." Lin Dong knocked on the table irritably and thought.
Min Xianyi and Shen Yuanxiu held their breath, for fear of disturbing the boss's earth-shattering plan.
"There is a women's group, and there is a men's group; female solo singers have IU, male solo singers have Kim Jong Kook; The host is led by Liu Zaishi. It seems that there is still a lack of actors. Lin Dong slapped the table and made up his mind, "You say, is Son Ye-jin's name loud enough?" ”
"Poof!"
Shen Yuanxiu knelt down, a capital word.
"Hmm. That's kind of interesting. After the resumption of trading in Loen, a message will be announced every day. I want the headlines of the entertainment section, for a week in a row, it's all ours! Lin Dong stood up and slapped the table angrily.
"This is me, Lin Dong's declaration ceremony!"
"Inside!"
Min Xianyi's eyes were shining, and he was extremely fanatical.
Shen Yuanxiu rubbed his hands, feeling that he was hugging his big thick legs, and his future and money were great.
Han Xiaojing, who returned from running errands, turned red and threw things on the table angrily, "Your chicken feet!" ”
"Eh~~~ Bad scenery!"
"Pack and take away." Lin Dong got up and took the lead towards the door.
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Inside the black nanny car.
Lin Dong sucked the chicken feet with taste, and Min Xianyi hurriedly sorted out the notes just now.
The eldest lady Han Xiaojing bared her teeth and glared, her flat mouth frowned, and she sulked.
"Little secretary, don't drive yet? Believe it or not, I fired you? ”
With others present, Han Xiaojing couldn't break out. No matter how angry you are, you can only squeeze the steering wheel and endure it.
"Where next?"
Lin Dong: "Send Min Xianyi home, and then set off for the next stop." ”
Min Xianyi put down his notebook and asked suspiciously, "OPPA still hasn't rested?" Do you want me to follow? ”
"No need. I'll go sleep with Julie tonight, and you can talk to my mother. ”
"Inside."
……
The car was on the road again, when the chicken feet were eaten.
Min Xianyi arrived and left.
After clearing the scene, Han Xiaojing endured it all night, and finally it was time to explode. Ran to the back seat, ready to PK with Lin Dong.
Lin Dong was unmoved, wiped the oil on his hands on Han Xiaojing's clothes at will, and said lightly: "I went to Hong Kong." The Second Department of the General Staff will definitely be able to investigate, right? ”
"Ugh."
"I'm mentally ill, and you must know it very well. Right? ”
"Hmm."
"I am a terminally ill mentally ill person. Do you want to reason with me? ”
Han Xiaojing shook his head gloomily, unable to argue, and even faintly sympathized with his experience.
Lin Dong casually threw the bones out of the car window, "Go buy me some beer and drive." Comments? ”
"Nope."
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Seoul Bridge, next to the "Please Stay" warning sign.
The familiar Han River, the familiar night scene, Lin Dong sat in a familiar position on the railing.
Silently drank beer and wailed "There Will Be No Future".
"When a ship sinks to the bottom of the sea
When a person becomes a mystery
You don't know
Why they left
That goodbye was his last word
……”
Han Xiaojing watched from a distance in the car, reluctant to approach. Because she really didn't know what to say. Should you laugh? Or should I cry?
Men's things, little girls really don't understand.
"Squeak~~Squeak~~" brake sound, the person who understands is coming.
Zeng Niu threw the cigarette case to Lin Dong.
"At the beginning, your father just thought that there was something wrong with this kung fu, so he stopped practicing and quit the army."
Lin Dong spat out a sighing smoke ring, "Don't you think it's too late to talk about this now?" Damn, I don't know how to stop this! ”
"It's not too late. You can still be saved! Zeng Newton paused, "Have you heard that the Buddha's vajra is not bad?" It is free to retract and release as you like, and it is truly as hard as iron; And not just a neurological delusion. The Jiuyang created by Dharma is also a unique study of Buddhism. I suspect that your family heirloom may have been copied by hand when you copied the scriptures in the past. The country has many precious secret books......"
"Needless to say. Give me the real one, and I may not be able to practice. Lin Dong shook his head helplessly, the incomplete family heirloom secret book was really unreliable, but he was blindly practiced by himself. Maybe it's providence. "Nothing to do, you said so much, what do you want from me."
"Ugh. Actually, I care about you, and I'm not here to ......."
"One more nonsense, and I'll go home."
“kakao! My mission has been kakao from beginning to end! ”
(To be continued.) )