Chapter 115: I'm Talking About People
Jiang Jun's decision to enter the shared inflatable doll industry was not a decision he made on a hot head. It is a decision that is made after a long period of market research.
In today's Chinese male and female environment, there are more than 10 million single dogs across the country.
And most single dogs are poor dicks, who have no money and a lot of resources.
In terms of luck, he is a guy who can't even brush up on the graduation epic.
It is obviously unrealistic to ask him to spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a doll.
Therefore, Jiang Jun pondered in addition to this shared inflatable doll industry.
Twenty at a time, this price is not expensive.
However, Jiang Jun ignored two issues.
The first is about the cleaning of those inflatable dolls.
Second, it is far underestimated that the majority of single dogs insist on exercising unicorn arms.
In response to the first question, Jiang Jun pondered for a long time, and finally came up with a brilliant idea.
That's – wear a hard hat.
Next to each inflatable doll, there is a box of Duleis.
Those who do not wear hard hats will be counted on the blacklist forever.
This is a good solution to the cleaning problem.
But...... At the same time, the passenger flow is greatly reduced.
But think about it, just put on a helmet for a real person. After all, are you afraid of killing people?
Can...... An inflatable one, and let's wear a hard hat?
It's ...... The user experience is poor!
In addition, some single dogs would rather be in love with their five girls than spoil them, so Jiang Jun, the first and perhaps the only inflatable doll sharing company since the founding of the People's Republic of China, has been hanging half-dead for two years.
I can't call it a loss of money, but I didn't make much money either.
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Fortunately, Cheng Nuo's grandmother doesn't know that her grandson is getting this kind of thing.
Otherwise, if he knew, Jiang Jun, who had to take off his shoes and shoot it, doubted life!
The camera pans back to the living room.
Regarding Cheng Nuo's request to let him go downstairs to get a tofu brain, Jiang Jun was very resistant at first.
But when Cheng Nuo's grandmother said that, "I haven't drunk tofu brain for a long time, Xiaojun, you can help me bring it back by the way." The heart is extremely broken.
Grandma, I'm your own grandson!
How do you feel in your heart, I am not as important as a single hair of Cheng Nuo's grandson.
"Okay, I'll go down and buy it!"
Before leaving, Jiang Jun glanced at Cheng Nuo with resentful eyes.
"Thank you, cousin, it's better to hurry up, don't keep grandma waiting. Cheng Nuo smiled and waved his hand.
Jiang Jun's figure, who had just pushed the door open, stumbled and almost fell directly.
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Half an hour later, after breakfast, the three of them sat in the living room and chatted.
Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun couldn't see any grievances before, and no one laughed at their grandmother's topic.
Grandma looked up at the time, smiled and said, "It's already nine o'clock, I'm going to go grocery shopping." ”
"By the way, Xiaonuo, you should know where your nearest vegetable market is, right?" asked Cheng Nuo.
"Yes, yes, yes. However, shouldn't you go to the supermarket to buy groceries? Cheng Nuo said.
"That's right, half of our family's grocery shopping goes to the supermarket. Jiang Jun also chimed in.
Grandma shook her head and smiled meaningfully, "Don't look at those things in the supermarket, but in terms of green, healthy and pollution-free, they may not be as good as those in the vegetable market." ”
"And, the most important thing ......" Grandma looked at Cheng Nuo and the two, her face was full of motivation, "Do you know the fun of bargaining?"
"Uh......" Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun, the pair of cousins, glanced at each other, not knowing what to say.
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Zhuyuan Community, downstairs.
Due to my grandmother's pursuit of healthy qualities, as well as my desire for ...... Well, eager to bargain, the group of three decided to go to the nearest vegetable market here.
When he came downstairs, Cheng Nuo found that he didn't know when a Porsche 911 was parked.
Brand new model, smooth body. Milk is a favorite among men.
Needless to say, Cheng Nuo knew who the owner of the car was.
Cheng Nuo glanced at Jiang Jun with an indifferent expression, "Cousin, this is yours?"
Jiang Jun took out the car key from his pocket with a stunned face, and with a light press, the car door opened automatically. "Cousin, how about this car, I just bought it! Do you want my uncle to buy one for you?" ”
"No need to ......," Cheng Nuo Khan, "cousin, I mean, your car should be sold in Kyoto, right? ”
"Oh, that's what you say. Jiang Jun said indifferently, "Anyway, I want to stay here for ten days and half a month, so I checked it and shipped it to Qingcheng." ”
"Just arrived this morning. As he spoke, Jiang Jun also shook the car key in his hand.
"Okay, you local tyrant, you are awesome!" Cheng Nuo can only comment on Jiang Jun's move.
"Come on, get in the car, cousin Cheng Nuo, you show me the way. Jiang Jun sat in the driver's seat, wearing a pair of gold-framed sunglasses, grinned, showed a whole row of white teeth to Cheng Nuo, and patted the co-pilot's position.
"We ...... Driving this car...... Go to the wet market...... Buy groceries!" Cheng Nuo said that he didn't understand the world of the rich.
Driving a sports car to buy groceries, the effect of pretending to be forced is definitely a hanging bomb.
"Yes, is there any problem?" Jiang Jun was confused.
Cheng Nuo coughed dryly and sat in the co-pilot. "Ahem, it's nothing, you're casual, you're free...... As long as you're happy. ”
"Okay, then, let's go!"
Cheng Nuo and Jiang Jun were in the front seat, and his grandmother was in the back seat, driving a luxury sports car worth millions to ...... Market!
The Zhuyuan community in the vegetable market is not far away, only five or six minutes by car.
In the sports car, you can see the bustling crowd of people on the side of the vegetable market from a distance.
Jiang Jun controlled the sports car to slow down slowly.
"Hey, cousin, do you think that woman is very punctual?" Jiang Jun poked Cheng Nuo with his elbow, handed Cheng Nuo a look you know, and laughed quietly.
Cheng Nuo followed Jiang Jun's gaze.
Sure enough, a beautiful woman with an extremely good figure, convex and backward walked down from a BMW car carrying a bag.
It's just that a middle-aged man with more than 200 pounds got down from the driver's seat of the BMW and hugged the waist of the beautiful woman with the best figure.
Cheng Nuo briefly glanced at the data of that beauty.
"Height 172.35 cm, weight 64.38 kg, chest circumference 93.87 cm, waist circumference 64.58 cm, hip circumference 91.57 cm...... Age 26!"
Cheng Nuo glanced at Jiang Jun and slowly spoke.
"This car is 26 years old and about 1.72 meters long. The condition of the car remains average, the interior is good, the front and rear bumpers of the car fall off, it is suspected that it is often rear-ended, the exhaust pipe is dark, and the engine oil is seriously burned. ”
"The engine was in peak condition, but the cylinder was badly pulled. After 30 minutes, the water is discharged from the lower exhaust and directly injected in the cylinder. ”
"Novices are not recommended to start, old drivers can fight, due to the frequency of use is too high, wear is too large, it is recommended to change the large lengthened and thickened piston, otherwise the fuel consumption is high, can not feel the power, the veteran can bear hardships and stand hard work can still drive, novices look at the okay. ”
"The filter element is not replaced in time, resulting in poor ventilation and peculiar smell, don't touch it easily, otherwise you will regret it for life!"
"According to my 3 years of driving experience!The two headlights droop a little! The engine noise is too loud after driving! The piston clearance of the cylinder barrel is too large! The whole car has been scratched! The whole car has been sprayed with paint!"
"Summary: This car has been brutally driven for a long time, accident car! cautious! cautious !!"
Jiang Jun was stunned when he heard this. "Cousin, I'm talking about people, not cars......"
Cheng Nuo shrugged his shoulders and said as a matter of course, "Yes, I'm talking about people." ”
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