Chapter 113: Trick-or-treating

I came out of the president's office and smiled at Andy in a friendly way, and Andy smiled at me and went about his business. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Seeing that the whole company was looking at me, I deliberately raised my head and chest, looked like a high-minded fox, and went to the bathroom.

When I arrived at the toilet, there was a smell peculiar to human excretion. I sighed slightly, pushed out the trash can, and poured toilet paper behind each door.

"Yo~, the work is very positive." Who else could be sneering at the door, Miss Qian.

I ignored it and continued to pour toilet paper. In fact, when it comes to quality, men are sometimes slightly better than women, or it can also be said that men may use toilet paper a little less often than women, so the toilet toilet is relatively clean. But where you stand, it's a lot dirtier.

Sometimes I really want to put a "I can't pee in because it's short, and I can't pee because it's soft" on the wall, and after pouring the toilet paper, I go to get a mop and mop the ground in front of the urinal.

"After all, it's a toilet sweeper, it's really professional." Qian Jingjing stood at the door and admired.

I swept all the way with a mop: "Be careful! ”

Qian Jingjing hurriedly stepped back, and a pair of phoenix eyes hung upside down.

I held the mop in my hand and looked at Qian Jingjing: "Thank you, Mr. Qian, for letting me visit the men's toilet, I have dreamed of coming in since I was a child." I wonder if Qian is always interested in coming in? I really don't understand, a dignified general manager, a female elite in the business world, what is she doing standing at the door of the men's toilet? After saying that, he continued to mop the floor.

"You?" Qian Jingjing was speechless with anger for a while. Speaking of scolding, my previous unit was not bad, those royal relatives who had enough to eat and had nothing to do, sometimes a bull blew up, annoyed and embarrassed into angry quarrels, in order to shirk responsibility, and those who competed for advanced individual awards, it is not that they have never seen quarrels. And every time the quarrel is over, there will be a discussion and analysis in the office.

At that time, I didn't understand it, I didn't understand. But after the divorce, in retrospect, it was very rewarding.

I didn't care about Qian Jingjing, I just mopped the floor by myself, and I heard Qian Jingjing leave with high heels and go to the women's toilet next door. Then I heard a loud noise... This guy is actually wreaking.

I thought about it, had an idea, quietly picked up my phone, quietly walked to the door of the toilet, turned on the mobile phone video and secretly stretched out my hand... Qian Jingjing was inside, first poured out all the toilet paper, and then smashed everything on the sink to the ground, and poured the hand sanitizer on the countertop after opening it...

That was enough, I secretly withdrew my hand, turned off my phone, and stuffed it back into my pocket.

After Qian Jingjing finished everything, she stepped on her high heels and walked away.

After a while, the personnel manager came running, saw the mess in the women's bathroom, and ran to my resting place with a questioning tone: "What's the matter?" ”

"What's going on?" I took a roll of toilet paper and rolled it slowly. I take care of the toilet, and natural toilet paper is also within the scope of my work, and rolling toilet paper during my working hours does not belong to passive slacking.

"Why is it so dirty next door!" The personnel manager was very annoyed, it must have been said by Qian Jingjing in the past, and he would say it in a louder voice, so he must be stricter.

I stood up, walked outside, and looked at the toilet: "Yo, it's really dirty." ”

"You know that you don't clean it yet, you do it on purpose, don't you want to do it?" The personnel manager naturally put all the mistakes on my head: "Asked you to clean the toilet, aren't you convinced... ”

Then he didn't dare to speak, because I took out my phone and started to shoot a panoramic view of the toilet, and walked into the slippery toilet full of soap, hand sanitizer, and toilet paper on my tiptoes, and took pictures nearby.

After the shooting, I stepped on this foot, cautiously walked out again, and smiled at the personnel manager with a blank face: "It's dirty here, let's go in and say." ”

Watching me walk into the office, the HR manager didn't know what medicine I was selling, so he had to follow me into the office.

When I arrived at the office, standing in the center, I opened my phone with a smile and looked at the video I had just taken: "It's really dirty, look, look, chirp... Oops, all the things that women used were thrown on the ground... ”

The personnel manager took a deep breath, and couldn't figure out what I wanted, so his tone softened slightly: "The hygiene of the toilet is currently your responsibility, why can't you keep it tidy?" The women's toilet is worse than it used to be, at least until you come. ”

I turned on the recording again, raised the loudest voice, and released the words that the HR manager said to me angrily in the morning: "What are you good about... Well, I said, as long as you have evidence that the garbage was thrown by this person, it won't be your problem, it's not because you didn't do a good job, right? ”

At this moment, the personnel manager was stunned, and secretly felt that things were not going to be in a hurry.

"It's not my responsibility this time, I'm cleaning it, but if someone tries to get it dirty again, then I'll never be able to clean it." I opened a video and took it directly to the employee who was looking sideways at the scene: "Everyone is commenting, this time it is my responsibility." ”

In the video, a woman wearing high-end commercial clothes and stepping on a pair of high-end high-heeled shoes for 4,000 yuan sprinkled toilet paper in the paper basket everywhere in the toilet...

The employee's eyes widened: "Yes... But he didn't go on.

I raised my phone and spun around: "That's right, it's Mr. Qian, the reason why the toilet is so dirty and I didn't clean it up is because I thought the company's corporate atmosphere was like this." ”

The employees almost all stood up to see what was on their phones, but of course they couldn't see it clearly. And I, for the first time, felt like a star, what were I afraid of, it was a big deal to be opened, anyway, I was not affected by this kind of nest.

Turning to the door of the president's office, I stopped, because Qian Zhongliang was standing at the door with an embarrassed face, not only him, but also a person standing behind him, it was No. 3.

I smiled at No. 3: "Aha, Mr. Li, it's so coincidental that you're here too." ”

No. 3 stood there, looking at me with a dark face, and at this time, the door of the general manager's office next to him opened, and Qian Jingjing rushed out.

"What for, what for? It's office hours. Qian Jingjing's voice was really loud, and the employees who stood up quickly sat down, pretending to look at the computer, looking at the information on the desktop, and taking a stack of them and placing them in front of them if they didn't have the information.

"You~" Qian Jingjing pointed her finger at my nose and rushed all the way over.

I just stood there and watched her, not afraid that she would hit me here, so many people here, all watching. It hurt me, and it was just right to ask her for money, and I happened to be short of money.

"Jingjing~" Qian Zhongliang hurriedly ran over and grabbed Qian Jingjing: "Go in, don't mess around." ”

Qian Jingjing, who was put in the toilet on the spot and sprinkled garbage video, naturally couldn't hold her face, how could she hold it with her delicate temper, and yelled at Qian Zhongliang: "What are you doing to help her like that?" She's a toilet sweeper. ”

"She's a company employee, not a toilet sweeper. And cleaning the toilet is done by each employee in turn, and today it was just her turn. "What Qian Zhongliang said at this time didn't seem to be for me and Qian Jingjing.

Looking at him and glancing back at Number Three, even though it was only for a moment, I understood something...

"What's today, I want her to sweep every day, sweep every day, I see how you marry a toilet sweeper as my stepmother!" Qian Jingjing, a fool, couldn't see it, and she had a princess temper.

broke the news, broke the news, and even if the employees pretended to be working, they all stared at it. Unexpectedly, the employee who was deeply oppressed on the first day I was transferred was transferred from an assistant to a toilet aunt, and was actually the future boss lady.

"What are you crazy about!" Qian Zhongliang is about to jump on both feet, he is famous, but he gave birth to such a stupid daughter, he should go for a paternity test, why did the tiger father give birth to a dog girl.

"Isn't it, I don't think she even deserves to clean the toilet." Qian Jingjing scolded me.

I just stood there quietly, looking at her quietly, and her furious appearance was really ugly, and her face was a little distorted. She is not yet thirty years old, and her face is a little swollen, and it seems that my ex has slept with her.

"That's it!" At this point, No. 3 went berserk. The sound was like thunder, two of them were so frightened that one of them trembled, and if it was any louder, the glass window in the office would be shattered.

No. 3's face was definitely not good-looking, he strode over, and when he passed by Qian Zhongliang and Qian Jingjing, he didn't even look at them, he walked directly to me, took my hand, and walked outside.

"Hey~" I was dumbfounded: "That, that Mr. Li, where are you taking me, I'm still working... Slow down, slow down... ”

Number Three stopped, looked at me, and made an iron face: "I heard that you are here, I thought it should be fine, but it turned out to be doing this job, which is too insulting." Come with me, I'll marry you, you just have to spend money, you don't have to work. ”

Needless to say, the expressions of those people at the scene, my expression must also be the "emperor of expressions".

"But, but I... I stammered, and when I saw that No. 3 was going to pull me away, I hurriedly shouted: "No, this is absenteeism, hey... ”

I could only look back at Qian Zhongliang, who was stunned, and asked for help: "Mr. Qian, help, I love Qian Group, I am a good employee, I want to work here... Manager, manager, you are personnel, you can't leave it alone. ”

What, what... The personnel manager hasn't come back to his senses yet, and besides, this is already a high-level decision, how can he interfere.

No. 3 stopped, turned his head directly at Qian Zhongliang, and looked gloomily: "Your employee will be dismissed immediately." ”

"Dismissal?" I stared at No. 3 with beads in my eyes, then turned my head to look at Qian Zhongliang again.

After all, Qian Zhongliang has been in the shopping mall for decades, sobered up very quickly, thought about it for a while, and said to the personnel manager: "Go and do it." ”

"Huh?" The personnel manager was still dizzy.

"Dismissal!" Qian Zhongliang glared, and the personnel manager immediately nodded.

"Why!" I shouted, shook off No. 3's hand, walked over, and asked Qian Zhongliang, "Why did you dismiss me?" ”

"Nonsense, you didn't do your job well!" Next to her, Qian Jingjing naturally thought, the farther I roll, the better.

"Where am I not doing my job?" I made a tiger face: "Believe it or not, I took a screenshot of your video and pasted it all over the building, so that everyone in the building would comment on it, and General Manager Qian has a habit of sprinkling toilet paper in the toilet." If you dare to fire me, I will immediately run to the labor bureau to sue you! ”

"It's not that you didn't do your job well." The personnel manager looked at Qian Zhongliang, and finally came back to his senses, and his eyes rolled again and again: "Yes, it is because the company's corporate atmosphere is not suitable for you, and it is difficult for you to integrate into the corporate environment, so I fired you." ”

Qian Zhongliang spoke: "Give the salary for March." ”

"Okay, I'll do it right away." The HR manager ran to the finance room.

Qian Zhongliang said to No. 3: "I have already fired her, but this is only one thing, other things, you can't order me anymore." ”

"It's not an order, you should understand that she's my girlfriend, and you let her clean the toilet here." No. 3 simply made it clear: "What does this mean?" ”

At this time, the personnel manager ran out of the financial room, holding my labor handbook in his hand, and a knife of cash tied with white paper, looked at Qian Zhongliang, Qian Zhongliang nodded, he handed it over with both hands, and was very polite: "Please click on it, the basic salary is 3,000, the benefit bonus is 500, and the three-month salary is 9,000, but I made up a whole number of 10,000 yuan, and this is a letter of dismissal, please sign it here." ”

I didn't pick it up, I looked at No. 3, then at Qian Zhongliang, and pouted: "You really don't want me anymore?" I don't want to get married, I want to work. Cleaning toilets is actually okay, they are all for the people, Chairman Mao has said that there is no value in work. ”

These words will definitely faint a lot, No. 3 is a big financier, how many women can't get married after breaking their heads, but I am willing to continue to clean the toilet. But I don't want to be like this, I don't want to be an accessory to a man, and being the No. 3 wife is equivalent to becoming the No. 3 spending tool. It's funny to think about, those green teas are trying to find a man who can be an ATM, but there is one in front of me, and I think the opposite.

Qian Zhongliang looked at me: "You are really not suitable to work here, it is good to work with Mr. Li." I'll call you in the evening! ”

Then he said to Three, "You're right about one thing, she's really not fit here." From now on, she is no longer an employee here, because she is my girlfriend! ”

"Huh?" I cried out.

Seeing that No. 3's face was getting more and more wrong, don't become a pico again, I was so frightened that I shouted: "Mr. Li, calm down, calm down, let's leave now." ”

If No. 3 becomes a pi again, it won't scare the employees here out of schizophrenia.

Pick up the pen, sign his name with "brush brush", grab the money, the dismissal letter and the labor manual with one hand, push the number three with the other hand and go outside, and persuade in his mouth: "Oh, I'm leaving with you, leaving." ”

When I left, when I saw the front desk in front, I was angry, and turned my head to Qian Zhongliang and shouted: "The toilet is dirty and someone needs to sweep it, just let the front desk sweep it, I think she is quite empty." ”

What else can the front desk do to me but stare at me. If it's such a dirty toilet, let her clean it slowly, who told her to do something wrong.

I pushed No. 3 to the elevator, and No. 3's face improved slightly. (To be continued.) )