Chapter 6 Zero proficiency in skills
A beauty who resembles his first girlfriend, will Lin Dong let it go?
How can it be! Tungko is neither a saint nor a fool.
will definitely not be hypocritical to say: Jin Yarong should not be used as a substitute for Wang Wei, this is unfair! …… Brabra. Two words,!
I like to eat a certain dish, and there is only one restaurant that serves it, and there is no other place to eat it. If you suddenly change chefs, but the taste is the same, will you continue to eat? Or do you change your preference and never eat this dish in the future?
For Lin Dong, this is a very simple multiple-choice question. This dish, it's done!
In the past, she didn't dare to touch all kinds of dodges, all because she was afraid that the enemy would deal with her, after all, this extremely similar appearance was too eye-catching. Now that the revenge has been avenged and the threat has been removed, what else can stop Dongge from paojin Yarong? But how to soak it? Lin Dong scratched his head a little.
Traveling with Quan Xiaosheng for a few days made Lin Dong deeply aware of the seriousness of the problem. Brother Dong is a doer, and the ditch girl relies on one word "dry", and the conventional means of flirting with girls are very scarce.
And why is Kim Yarong here? That night, she broke the matter between Dong Ge and Min Xianyi, and then rewarded Dong Ge with two slaps. It is absolutely impossible to take the initiative to come to Brother Dong now, and this murderous look ......
When Lin Dong was stupid and cranky, the two girls had already finished greeting everyone in "RM". One left and one right stood next to Lin Dong. The man is handsome, the woman is beautiful, standing in the center, unusually photogenic.
"Hey, sister......"
"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong hurriedly interrupted.
"Uh, oppa, long time no see, what are you doing?"
"I used to be so busy with work that I neglected my family, so I have been spending time with my family lately while preparing for the next stage of work......" Lin Dong said in a serious, standard star scene.
"I thought you were avoiding me, and you owe me a total of four meals of Chinese food at Walkerhill."
"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong seemed to cough his lungs out, the last time he was pretending, but this time he was really scared. It's so tiring to interact with Miss Yujing, and if you're not careful, you'll be taken to the ditch. Sixteen or seventeen-year-old Yu Jing is still a little tender, she can't speak very well, and the boxer's daughter seems to be a rectum and can't hide things.
Stretched out his palm and Zheng Xiujing came to a high-five, and hastily ended the greeting exchange with the regular brand. I'm really afraid that the second girl will come out with a golden sentence again, and the small vest that exposes her abdominal muscles is extremely eye-catching. If you watch too much, you can't imagine that the audience will think of themselves as perverts.
Turning his head to look at Jin Yarong, the denim shorts exposed the white and tender long legs, with some crystal beads of sweat, shining in the sun, blinding Lin Dong's kryptonite eyes.
Stretched out his hand to prepare for a "high-five" interaction, but Jin Yarong was "Hmph! He turned his head directly and shook Lin Dong's face.
Unusually embarrassed, he turned his outstretched palm into an action of arranging his cap. Lin Dong shouted, snatched MC Liu Zaishi's job, and took the initiative to lead the rhythm, "It's almost time, let's play games in groups." ”
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The names of the six hosts are written on the folding fan, and the three guests are randomly drawn.
"Ladies first, after you choose, the rest is my team." Lin Dong is too lazy to choose, anyway, it is impossible to be in a team with the girl.
The first time the two girls came to "RM" was a big show like a Beijing special, and they were naturally excited. The enthusiasm was high, and he jumped up and rushed to draw lots to select people.
A few minutes later, Lin Dong stood Kim Jong-guk, the most muscular "capable person", and on his right stood "grasshopper" Liu Jae-seok, who had the largest mouth. Without fighting or grabbing, the feeling of pie falling from the sky, this team casually picked up the other six people.
The two girls were completely dumbfounded, and they all looked left and right at the crooked melons and cracked dates around them, wanting to cry without tears, how can this be played?
"It's not fair! The last time Lin Dong starred in the game, he played us all over the place, and now there are more Zhong Guo and Jae Seok, so I can't play. The old Jianghu Chishi Town took the lead in jumping out to protest against the program team.
Two other members of the Betrayal League, HaHa and Lee Kwang-so, followed the formation.
HaHa directly lay on the ground in large characters, "Strike, strike, no recording." Lie down to protest against unfair events~~"
Lee Kwang-so took back all the fans with their names written on them and threw them into the bucket, "Re-record, I cut the section just now." Regroup, or you can't play! ”
The three betrayers protested vigorously, making the director and writer realize the seriousness of the problem. According to the current grouping, there is no need to continue the game, just judge Lin Dong's team to victory.
"Okay, let's do the lottery again."
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Playing the game to save the sense of cheating, the two girls got a second chance, and they went to the battlefield again with great spirit.
A few minutes later, Lin Dong was beside him, Zhong Guo on the left and Gary on the right. The combat effectiveness does not decrease but rises, and without Song Zhixiao's restrain on the field, amateur boxer Jiang Gary can transform into a capable person in minutes.
The two girls were dumbfounded again, and once again they invariably examined the crooked melon and cracked dates. Three betrayers and one "grasshopper", pit girl, one pit is deeper than the other.
The scene is a little weird, is there another draw until you are satisfied?
Lin Dong's eyes flickered and he thought about it. "Invincible is the loneliest, with my combat power, no matter which man is added. I can clean you up. ”
Walking into the crowd, he dragged Krystal with his left hand, and took the opportunity to hold Jin Yarongyu's hand with his right hand, "I'm at a loss, and I'm in a team with two girls." Isn't this combat effectiveness average? What do you think? Bet that the losing team will have a Chinese feast. ”
Coercion and galita. Let the six "RM" hosts be surging.
"Don't be arrogant, we will answer this challenge, wait to be eaten and bankrupt."
"This time, the six of us will unite, we will never betray, and we will vow to defeat Lin Dong!"
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Too lazy to care about the group of teasers, Lin Dong took the two girls and happily changed their clothes.
VJ didn't follow up, and as soon as the camera came out, Lin Dong was slapped in the face, "Smack! ”
After slapping Lin Dong, Jin Yarong picked up the team uniform and walked to the locker room, ignoring Lin Dong without saying a word.
"Oppa, why did she slap you?" Miss Jing asked curiously.
"There are mosquitoes."
"Are you fooling me?" Zheng Xiujing spread out her white and tender palms, "Did I scratch her palm too, so I slapped you?" Then I'm going to smoke too, you just scratched the palm of my hand. ”
"Smoke what to smoke! Ask this nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll smoke you?! Lin Dong waved a big slap of the pu fan, scaring the embarrassed girl so much, "By the way, why did you come to "RM", even if you want to promote the new album, it won't be your turn." The main variety show in your F(x) group is Song Qian and Shirley. ”
"Don't look down on people, I was a regular guest on the figure skating variety show "Kim Yuna kiss-cry", and I was also on sbs TV, which was broadcast just after "RM". I'm the last champion! Champion!!! Zheng Xiujing's head was slightly tilted, with a proud face. started from scratch, but finally won the championship, which is enough for her to blow for a lifetime.
"Cut, it's just hard work, you don't need to use your brain."
"Badass." Zheng Xiujing was angry, and also picked up the team uniform and walked to the locker room, "I'm angry!" ”
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With a touch of melancholy, the world is really difficult.
How do you deal with girl paper? Is he just a physical worker? (To be continued.) )