Chapter 68: Masturbation, Lalala
After returning from the firecrackers, Changsheng received three big red envelopes, anyway, counting his youngest, and the age of his previous life was not an adult, and he was frankly included in his small treasury. Just after the New Year, Bai Laicai began to be busy preparing for the new show, and came back from being tired and half dead every day, and just had a little free time, he lent Changsheng upstairs to discuss the business plan.
Doctor Ji came back to work, and Yuan Qing took advantage of the winter vacation to start the love lunch action again, and at this time he interjected while picking vegetables, especially his wife, "Xiao Gengzhi, do you still have any surplus food to open a store?" ”
Changsheng thought about the balance of the deposit, plus he usually didn't have a large amount of expenses, so he still had some surplus, "There shouldn't be any problem, Qingzhu also asked me not to worry." ”
Bai Laicai rubbed his hands and squinted at Yuan Qing, swished over and hugged his neck, "Too much, not too little, how about you buddy, seriously, this hot pot restaurant will not let you suffer or be fooled, you think about waiting for Doctor Ji to come to eat hot pot, and you can also come to a single room to play." ”
The combination of big customers and small waiter cp makes me cute when I think about it.
Yuan Qing couldn't help but ripple, and finally became a grasshopper on a boat.
This matter is mainly handled by Yuan Qing and Bai Laicai, Bai Laicai didn't sleep for a few nights a few nights ago, and his eyes were blue and finally broke off the idea of renewing the contract, and the agent also talked to him about this issue, both sides were confused, and it was so easy to get over. There is still some time before the expiration of the contract, and he is preparing for his indiscriminate show, but he doesn't know who the next unlucky guy will be.
Today, Chen Qingzhu went out for something, Bai Laicai saw that the parents of the prospective little master were not there, ran downstairs with the snack box, and first spread a blanket on the sofa, so that when Chen Qingzhu came back, the two of them quickly eliminated the evidence of the crime.
Yuan Qing ate snacks and studied the recipes, and the king of Hades nested in his arms and looked at the finished dishes on it one by one, recording them in a small book, preparing to report them to Changsheng next time.
Filled his mouth with a lemon wine core candy, Changsheng was sour, the mobile phone suddenly rang, everyone looked at Changsheng nervously, and Bai Laicai even stopped touching the biscuit in mid-air.
"It's not Qingzhu, it's Qi Zihe."
answered the phone, and before he could speak, he heard the other party cheering, "Geng Zhi, are you shooting an advertisement!" ”
Changsheng didn't expect to be recognized so quickly, he really thought that his sister-in-law's advertisement was even colder than the show for nothing, and said very honestly, "It's just a small advertisement, if you don't like to see it, just block it for a member." ”
Yuan Qing hated that he couldn't help but want to smoke him, and he actually smashed his own signboard so sincerely.
Qi Zihe was amused, and asked again, "The Shui Danqing video that has been very popular at station B recently, is the person in it also you?" ”
Changsheng was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise, "You can recognize only one eye and ear?!" ”
"Of course, I'll recognize it even if it's burned to ashes." Qi Zihe snorted proudly, "If I hadn't known you before I was fat, I really wouldn't have recognized it, it's a lot more beautiful, Cheng Qiu probably regretted it and his intestines were blue." ”
If Qi Zihe hadn't mentioned these two words, Changsheng would have almost forgotten who Cheng Qiu was, and couldn't help but remind, "Aren't you ...... with Cheng Qiu at the beginning?"
"Don't mention black history!" Qi Zihe hurriedly stopped, turned around and changed the topic, "I still heard that he wants to develop in the entertainment industry." ”
Suddenly there was a grim smile, "Dream about him." ”
Changsheng always felt that the other party had something to say, and when he thought of Qi Zihe's video at Christmas, he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, and listened to the other party, "I always think that Cheng Qiu looks like someone, a bit like Fang Liancheng." ”
"That's his cousin."
There was silence on the other side of the phone for a while, Qi Zihe hesitated a few times and finally spoke, "I went to your house to borrow it that day and played with the computer for a while......"
Changsheng's heart jumped into the drum, and he felt that something big was not good.
Sure enough, the next sentence was, "I felt that I couldn't relax my studies even if I was on vacation, so I opened a text jiàn clip ......"
Changsheng wanted to cry without tears, "Don't tell me that you saw the live version of the Eighteen Forbidden." ”
Qi Zihe smiled, "Don't worry, my mouth is strict, and I will close it after admiring it for a while, neither the appearance nor the durability are standard, and I still have spicy eyes." But I really didn't expect that the news was still true. ”
Laughing and pulling for a while, Qi Zihe asked, "I have a few tickets for the villa here, how about playing when the weather warms up in a few days?" ”
Changsheng was recently choked by Chen Qingzhu's paternalistic urging homework, and nodded frantically in his heart, but he still asked reservedly if he could be with his friends, after all, if he was only with Qi Zihe, he might be punished for writing a set of mock questions when he came back that night.
"Is it Brother Yuan Qing?" Qi Zihe asked, "A few friends are fine, just so let's exchange tips on coming out." ”
Yuan Qing couldn't help but interject when he heard this, "As far as your experience is concerned, you haven't been down-to-earth for a year, so let's harm yourself." ”
A while ago, when Qi Zihe borrowed the sign of Changsheng's house, Yuan Qing also deliberately looked for him once, but learned that the other party had a little feeling for Changsheng at first, and even had the idea of [there must be an attack when the two meet], and then this small flame was extinguished by Changsheng's daily show of affection.
However, Yuan Qing of this villa has also heard recently, and the internal ticket he got just after the trial operation was also obtained, and he recently wanted to take Changsheng and them to play together, and he agreed, and it happened that Bai Laicai had a lot of worries recently, so he went to relax together.
hung up the phone, Bai Laicai poked Changsheng, "Recognized by fans?" Is there a faint sense of excitement? ”
Changsheng shook his head, he didn't have much interest in the circle, and there were countless famous people who had followed his master in his previous life, not to mention the emperors of various countries, as a person equipped with an imperial kitchen, the little Taoist priest felt that there was nothing that could impress mortal hearts.
Bai Laicai gave a thumbs up, "I just want to be calm, wait for me to take a look at Weibo." ”
While eating chocolate cakes, he admired his speed of rubbing the little master's powder, as if he was already a big Internet celebrity.
Another bite of cheese rice cake went down, and a trace of white light suddenly flashed in Bai Laicai's mind, and he thought blankly for a while, but he couldn't grab it.
"What's wrong with you?" Yuan Qing and Hades were eating dried fruits, and the rattling sound came and went.
"I thought about something just now, and suddenly I forgot about it, it's terrible." Bai Laicai frowned.
Changsheng pulled out a bag of snacks and asked, "Who are you trying to deliver snacks to?" ”
Bai Laicai slapped his thigh, "That's right! ”
I don't know why he suddenly thought of the *oss behind the scenes, and now he doesn't dare to eat snacks, for fear that the other party will be poisoned!
"I think the other party can't get to this unless he has a bad brain, or he can still get to this point, right?" Yuan Qing peeled the almonds indifferently, and his hand speed was extremely fast, otherwise he would not be able to catch up with the eating speed of the King of Hades.
Bai Laicai snatched a piece of chocolate from Changsheng's hand in a trance, stuffed his mouth, and said vaguely, "You're right......
Changsheng, who is the only one who knows the inside story, can't help but complain in his heart, that's right! The other party is your neurotic peach blossom!
But for the sake of his friend's physical and mental health, the crow god could only remain silent, and after a while, he got up and called Chen Qingzhu to talk about going to the villa.
"It just so happens that I want to tell you about this when I go back tonight," Chen Qingzhu said with a smile, "I will go with Xu Qin and them in a few days, and it doesn't matter if I bring Qi Zihe." Let's talk about the big thing first, what do you want to eat at night? I'll bring it back to you. ”
Changsheng waved his hand domineeringly, waving at the two of them and a sheep, "Come, report the name of the dish!" ”
Chen Qingzhu waited helplessly but connivedly for the holy decree.
……
The people who went to the villa were all in pairs, and there was only one more Bai Laicai, who was hesitating on the sofa to brush the wool for the king of Hades, "Are you all hearted?" It's up to me to be alone. ”
"Isn't there still Qi Zihe?" Yuan Qing happily texted Dr. Ji, refusing to give even a look to the person on the sofa.
"Then I'm going to be with the dog!" Bai Laicai saw Changsheng's hesitation and exclaimed, "You don't want to take the dog with you, do you?" So ruthless! It's just a baby that's less than a year old! ”
The king of Hades, who was nestled in Bai Laicai's arms, stiffened suddenly, and his old face was red with shame, so he had to cover his face with his front hooves.
"Look at this sad one," Bai Laicai lamented, "and be forced to become a left-behind sheep." ”
Changsheng: The thousand-year-old Hades pretended to be a one-year-old baby, and this face has become a sperm.
"Then I'll discuss it with him," Changsheng dragged Hades out of Bai Laicai's arms and walked towards the study, "read the kindergarten travel rules with him." ”
For the sake of safety, for fear that Hades would be sprinkled with cumin as a meat sheep by the unsightly, Changsheng felt that it was better to calculate a hexagram first.
After casting a spell, Hades stretched his legs lazily and said, "It's okay, I just don't speak when the time comes, after all, there are many outsiders." ”
After thinking about it, he added, "You can't eat lamb skewers!" ”
"It's not a big problem for you to go, Xu Qin and Zhang He have all seen you, and only Doctor Ji has seen you for the first time, but I guess Yuan Qingge must have told him a lot." Changsheng calculated, but he was safe and sound, and he also gave himself one.
Then he was forced.
What kind of hexagram is this that will meet the villain like crazy!
Seeing Changsheng's bitter face, the king of Hades leisurely walked over to take a look, couldn't help laughing, and comforted Changsheng when he saw that he was about to cry, "Why don't I bring you a small peach pit, it is produced by the underworld, and the quality is guaranteed." ”
Out of nowhere, a small peach pit with a red rope came out, the carving is very unexquisite, and it has the temperament of a bunch of dollars.
Changsheng looked at him with disgust, "This is what the peaches spit out and dried after eating, right?" ”
"The artist is a Fauvist," Hades urged impatiently, "bring it quickly, and guard against villains." ”
Next time, let the judge gnaw a few peach pits, and you will definitely make a lot of money selling them in the world!