At noon, the school grove.

Xiao Zichen and a group of classmates with good deeds were waiting there, shivering from the cold, each of them was shaving a cold box lunch, looking extremely miserable.

A thin man twitched his red nose and said in a trembling voice: "Brother Chen, look at this posture, Yang Liu Bacheng is not coming, let's squat here, there is still a must?" ”

Xiao Zichen sneezed: "Wait a little longer...... Maybe he suddenly figured it out after eating? ”

The other said with a split head: "Yes, Yang Liu has always been above the top, I can't bear this breath!" ”

Xiao Zichen said: "Hmph, as long as he doesn't come to fight before class, you will start posting wildly, so disgusting and disgusting, this 'first person in the entertainment industry' ......"

The thin man said excitedly: "Well, I've thought of the name, everyone listen, "Kung Fu Superstar has nothing to show for it, Yang Liu avoids the battle and runs away" ......"

Zhongfen smiled and said, "Not bad! Listen to me again! "Hook girl, I can't do it, compete in martial arts, you can't do it" ......"

The students burst out laughing!

Just when everyone was overjoyed, a rather burly man walked by!

This man was dressed in an extremely old-fashioned manner, wearing a hard hat and a shovel on his shoulder, and his body was dirty and covered with muddy water......

When the man saw the banner they were hanging, he stopped and said, "Challenge the action star Yang Liu...... Learn martial arts and enhance friendship......"

He rolled his eyes strangely: "Yo, who wants to challenge Yang Liu?" ”

Xiao Zichen said: "It's me!" ”

The man looked at it, shook his head and said, "You can't!" ”

Xiao Zichen said: "Hey, what are you talking about?" ”

The man said: "I said that you may not be able to beat him!" ”

Xiao Zichen sneered: "You are a famous farmer and also know martial arts? Joke! ”

The man said: "I have built walls in the crew before, and I have watched them film, and Yang Liu has so much strength that several actors can't drag him......"

Xiao Zichen scoffed: "Uncle, filming, it's all fake......"

The man shook his head and said: "At that time, the director saw that there were not enough people, so he asked me to try it too, and gave me a hundred yuan......

Xiao Zichen said: "Huh? The result? ”

The man said: "As a result, he threw me out all of a sudden, and my head rumbled!" ”

Zhongfen was surprised: "! Uncle, you have 200 pounds, right? ”

The man said: "More than two hundred miles! ”

The students looked at each other and were speechless.

Xiao Zichen sneered: "The bear still has the strength, can it outrun the rabbit?" The contest is not more powerful than anyone! ”

The man said: "I don't think so, the bear can't outrun the rabbit, but the rabbit can't beat the bear?" Fighting around, in the end, it's still more than strength! You see my ram fighting for the ewes, the top and the top, and finally the big ram can fish and play with the ewe......"

Xiao Zichen said annoyingly: "Go, go!" Where did the buns come from? What is a ram for an ewe? Do your job! Don't make noise here if you don't understand! ”

The man said: "You actually look down on me as a countryman? ”

Xiao Zichen said: "I can't look down on it!" ”

The man said: "Look at your hormonal imbalance! Little white face, sissy, I can slap you to death with one hand! ”

Xiao Zichen said angrily: "A dead turtle! Dare to scold me? ”

He's up for a high kick!

"Bang!"

Right on target!

The man stood in place, not moving!

He grinned, "That's it?" Why are they like women? Tickle! ”

Xiao Zichen was furious, and once again attacked with all his might!

The man completely ignored it and stepped forward to crash into it!

"Bang!"

Xiao Zichen was dizzy and fell to the ground convulsions like a dead fish!

The man grinned, "Look! The rabbit flew...... Hey! ”

The friends were stunned! No one expected that the No. 1 black belt master in the performance department would be KO by migrant workers in the blink of an eye! Defeated!

Xiao Zichen shouted, "What are you doing in a daze...... Hurry up...... Hit me hard! Oops! ”

Everyone looked at each other and shrank back in unison like a plague god.

The man sneered: "Phew...... Just like this, you still have to learn from others to fight? Still have a competition? Is there a shame in it? Go home and find your teacher to practice for another ten years, so that you can save your eyes ......"

He took a sip, and Shi Shiran left.

When he walked away, everyone dared to help Xiao Zichen up, with embarrassed and embarrassed expressions on his face.

Xiao Zichen was furious and roared, "Don't touch me!" It's so unjust! ”

At this time, someone suddenly coughed!

Willow has arrived!

He clenched his fists and crackled, sneering, "All here? I figured it out, and I thought it would be better to compare and compare! Save others from saying I don't have the guts! What's the matter, let's get started? ”

The blood on Xiao Zichen's face disappeared in an instant, and he smiled and said, "Teacher Yang? Have you eaten it? So what...... The joust is a joke...... We are young and ignorant...... You Haihanha ......"

Yang Liu was stunned and said, "Huh? Don't fight? ”

Xiao Zichen said: "Ah! Don't fight! How good is harmony? Look, the sun is coming out and heying......"

Yang Liu touched his nose and said, "Why are you still singing...... pinched?"

……

Twilight. After school.

Hong Fei drove far behind Yang Liu's butt, cautious.

Tracking is a very technical craft, and Detective Hong's attainments in this area are quite good, as long as he wants to, no one can hide from it.

However, given that the target person is a bit evil, he is so energetic that he doesn't even dare to blink his eyelids.

Hey?

How do you turn more and more deviated? Studios? Is there a night scene to be filmed?

When passing through an alleyway, a van suddenly popped out of the thorn slope!

I didn't have time to react at all, and "Bang Dang" collided!

Hong Fei had palpitations in his heart, he was angry, and when he came down, he scolded!

"Blind? How do you drive? ”

Not only angry, but distressed!

Uh, the new "take-off", more than 300,000!

The van opened violently, and seven or eight men came out of Hulala!

it!

Hong Fei was dumbfounded!

The eunuch of the Qing Dynasty, the Jinyiwei of the Ming Dynasty, the general of the Qin Dynasty, the shopkeeper of the Republic of China, the scholar of the Tang Dynasty, and the tiger spirit in mythology...... All of them are thick and colorful, and they don't distinguish their faces, it's simply a group performance to open a conference and cross the big stage!

The tall and strong black-faced eunuch said angrily: "Who are you scolding!" ”

Jin Yiwei followed closely and shouted, "Oops! I'll go! Our seven-hand van is finished! ”

The shopkeeper was not idle, and said, "Lose money!" Money! ”

The tiger spirit said angrily: "Beat the girl to death!" ”

Well, it's not a good one! And pretty manic!

Hong Fei was stunned, and his momentum was as good as three points: "Do you know how to drive?" I'm going straight! ”

Jin Yiwei said: "Fart! From the point of view of the alley, we are going straight! Why are the people in the city uneducated? ”

Tiger Jing said: "Not only is it uneducated, but it is also unreasonable!" ”

The shopkeeper said coldly: "Not only is it unreasonable, but it is also shameless!" ”

Hong Fei was angry: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" I'll call the police! ”

He pulled out the phone, then went around to look at the license plate of the van, and was completely stunned at a glance!

Five thunders hit the top! The sky is thundering!

There are only two words on the license plate: props......

The shopkeeper rolled his eyes, and immediately covered his face and lay down: "Oops! Damn! The car crash also hit someone...... Oh my God...... Good people can't live...... Woowoo woo ......"

Hong Fei stammered, "Who hit you?" You're touching porcelain! Blackmail! ”

The black-faced eunuch roared, "Yo ho! The thief shouted to catch the thief! Brothers, give me a beating! ”

Hong Fei's chest was about to explode, he gritted his teeth and said, "You brought this on yourself!" ”

As a successful detective, how can you walk the rivers and lakes without knowing how to do martial arts? His Bajiquan level is quite good, and it is absolutely no problem to deal with a few thieves!

Just when he took the initiative to attack, his eyes suddenly darkened!

The tall eunuch was like a mountain in front of him, and his fist like a sandbag was coming!

"Bang!"

Hong Fei's eyes are full of gold stars, and the wolf bèi rolls!

He has practiced martial arts for many years, and he never thought that he would be knocked out by others, and he had no power to resist!

Then, the general, the scholar, the shopkeeper, the tiger spirit, and the Jinyi guard...... Raindrops of fists and kicks poured down......

The black-faced eunuch sneered and ripped off Hong Fei's dashcam......

He walked into the distance and pulled out his phone.

"Brother! Get! ”

The other end of the phone said: "Be light, don't break it again!" ”

The black-faced eunuch grinned and said, "Hey, you still don't worry about my Yang Dalu?" Except for the fact that this kid can't see things clearly for a long time, there is no problem with other designations...... Of course, the pain is for sure! ”

The other end said, "Well, it's good to let him be honest for a while!" ”

The ferocity in Yang Dalu's eyes flashed: "Brother, is there any trouble?" If it's inconvenient for you, leave it to me......"

The other end said, "...... Make your movie honestly and go ...... Hung up ......"

Yang Dalu said: "Hey! ”

……

Twenty minutes later, the police arrived.

"Ho...... It's miserable! Do you see the license plate? ”

"Yes!"

"How much?"

"Just two words, props!"

"Huh? So who hit you? ”

"Eunuchs, scholars, brocade guards, ......"

"Uh, comrade, don't make a fuss......"

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