"Director, still, do you want to continue?"

The assistant squatted next to the program director and asked him cautiously.

"Go on! Why not go ahead! A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Tell them to add the subtitles urgently, anyway, it's advertising time, let Xiao Li Xiaowang and them all be careful! Make no mistake! Otherwise, your salary will be deducted! ”

"Yes! Director! ”

The assistant walked away.

The director looked at the guest who still hadn't come back to his senses, Han Jiayi secretly rubbed his heart, the ratings of this episode are going to skyrocket, hahaha, look at the little next door, dare to show off in front of him, an old-timer, no? ! It's great to find a few old drivers who can drive on the show? He has little fresh meat here who already disdains to drive, okay, live on the phone, live on the phone, just by surprise! Playing is the heartbeat of young boys, girls and young women across the country!

In the interval between this advertisement, Weibo, Tianya, Douban, and the entertainment gossip pages of several major social networking sites have exploded, and there is even a trend of spreading to the emotional world, joking about the love history of the new generation of actors.

The end of the world

"Let's pick up the actor or a spicy actor, but the actress really becomes the bloody story of the actor woman"

188th Floor: As soon as I turned on the TV, I heard Jiao. Wheezing, dying! I don't care about the bare tongue chrysanthemum!

18.9F: Go upstairs to play eggs, we love to listen to the feet of the goddess!

250th floor: What a kick, it's Jiao. Whew! 18.9 Brother, you are recruiting black for the director (。 ＿。 )

2398F: Garbage woman, destroy my male god.

5679F: Garbage 238.9, ruining my youth (̄_, ̄)

7633rd floor: I'm a spicy guy on the 238.9th floor! 5679 You've Got Hurt by Mistake!! You're scolding 238.9!

Weibo frontline.

Little Gong Ju in the circle V: #一言不和就直播#你们都不用争啦! True. The phase is already out! @Ning Xiao National Official Support Association V@ Xie Xiaoyuan Fan Group V The two of them are each other's! Talented and beautiful, made in heaven, congratulations, blessings! @Ning Xiao V@ Xie Xiaoyuan Chang V [applause][applause]

The pet of the little angel of Jiayi: Oh my God! What should we do with Jiage? Said that the gardening CP is invincible in the world! @圈内小公举V: #一言不和就直播#你们都不用争啦! True. The phase is already out! @Ning Xiao National Official Support Association v@ Xie Xiaoyuan Fan Station v The two of them are each other's! Talented and beautiful, made in heaven, congratulations, blessings! @Ning Xiao V@ Xie Xiaoyuan Chief v [applause] [applause]

My home. Baoshuang: Goddess, your friends have been live, when will you go online @林frost儿V

Lin Shuang'er V: #一言不和就直播#我说你俩不公开, it turns out that playing this, the city will play @Ning Xiao V@ Xie Xiaoyuan V

Song Tai V: @谢小园长V姐姐, do you remember me who borrowed your book from Daming Lake to let you study hard? [Crying] [Crying]

Lin Shuang'er V: What live broadcast do children watch, go home to study//@宋泰V: @谢小园长V姐姐, do you remember me who lent you books on the shore of Daming Lake to let you study hard? [Crying] [Crying]

For single dogs and gardening CP fans, today is a day of national sorrow, and for the fans of Lantern Festival CP, today is a day of joy.

But for Han Jiayi, today is definitely a day when his heart and eyes are dripping blood.

If he wasn't still on the show now, he would really want to run dozens of laps around the field downstairs in his house to vent his anger.

O his little garden! The woman he has been secretly crushing on since elementary school! Really arched by a pig! He was still guessing which pig it was yesterday, and it turned out to be Ning Xiao's pig!

This guy is still pretending to be serious in front of him, saying something like, "Well, I think she's not bad about this girl!" ”

That's right, hasn't he already eaten it, bastard!

"It's time to continue." The hostess kindly reminded Han Jiayi, who was distracted, and Han Jiayi turned around and smiled at her.

The hostess faced the camera: "Welcome back!" Here is the exclusive title of Messar mobile phone, saint and classic milk, global jewelry co-sponsored and broadcast "A Day with Big Star"! I'm your intelligence agent, Kiki! ”

Qiqi looked at Han Jiayi with a smile, and asked unfazedly: "Jiayi, you still seem to be shocked, haven't you been friends with Xiaoyuan for many years?" ”

Because the filming location was at his home, Han Jiayi leaned back on the soft single sofa behind him, looking much more relaxed than before.

"Haha, I know about Yuanyuan and Brother Xiao, but I didn't expect it to be so exciting early in the morning."

Saying that, Han Jiayi was still half-covering his face and snickering, but he didn't know that a big hole had been pierced in his heart, he said and made a nobody gesture to the camera, blinked and said: "You guys in front of the TV, the phone call just now proves that our show has no script, it's a real reality show!" Although the gossip is hot, believe me, if you go away now, don't blame me for missing the excitement later. ”

Qiqi was originally a fan of Han Jiayi in private, but now she is so crazy that she can't do it when she looks cute at the camera, and she shouts fouls.

No matter how hot the topic outside is, the show still has to continue.

The director had to be glad once again to take over this live reality show that had declined in popularity half a year ago, from inviting Ning Xiao as a guest a few months ago to today's Han Jiayi, the ratings have risen steadily along the way, which is simply a surprise.

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At the end of the afternoon program, Han Jiayi took away the agent and assistant, put down all the pretenses, and chose to return to the small apartment where he was originally filmed, instead of the house where Lin Shuang'er was a neighbor.

As night falls, the hustle and bustle is approaching, and all the hustle and bustle is gone.

Han Jiayi poured on the soft and comfortable carpet, lying beside countless wine bottles, flowing everywhere with wine, red, white, yellow, intertwined, dyed one tangled painting after another on the carpet, wrapped in a strong smell of alcohol, which only made people more intoxicated.

He looked out of the floor-to-ceiling window, and the stars hanging on the canopy were still shining brightly, but it was not the same scene as a child.

He and Yuanyuan's primary school is pitifully small, with only one class in one grade.

There are only about 20 people in each class, but there are many girls. But in the class he and Xie Xiaoyuan were in, she was the only girl. It stands to reason that she should become a class pet, but unfortunately not. He still remembered the little girl back then, thin and small, looking like she hadn't eaten, although her long hair was fluttering, she always covered her face, like a ghost, so she didn't attract love, and the boys in the class naturally ran to look at the girls in other classes, except for him.

Because at that time he was the only fat man in the class.

A fat man, a washboard, naturally become good friends.

At that time, he liked her, what's wrong with being thin, that's called lean! What happened to hair growth? Haven't heard the story of Rapunzel?

But he wasn't the princess's Flynn Rider after all, and his princess wasn't her.

Which Wen Qing who has lost his teeth said that the crush will bloom after all?

His flowers were thanked before they even bloomed.

Wine, sure enough, is good wine

How can a man live without the good thing of wine?

He took another sip of it, and his mind was already a little unconscious.

Ding-dong, ding-dong.

In a trance, I seemed to hear the doorbell ringing.

He turned over, poured the wine into his mouth on his back, and his face leaked all over his face, as if the doorbell that was saving zài and not was left behind by him.

Knock knock.

Dangdangdang.

The person who came stopped ringing the doorbell and changed from pounding the door to smashing the door.

The sound was earth-shattering, and Han Jiayi finally heard it clearly, dizzy, and stumbled to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, Lin Shuang'er's face appeared in front of her.

He shook his head, as if he couldn't see who it was, and walked a few steps backwards, and Lin Shuang'er closed the door with a full body of anger.

She shook her bag and scolded him: "I couldn't find it at your house, so I guessed that you would be here." What are you doing here?! Do you want to drink to drown your sorrows?! Han Jiayi, when did you become so unproductive?! ”

Han Jiayi retreated and fell into the sofa, pointing at Lin Shuang'er and laughing like a sheep seizure: "You, who are you?" What are you doing at my house?! ”

Lin Shuang'er pouted disdainfully: "Yo, who is it that you old man only remembered to ask now?" If a reporter knocked on the door just now, you were photographed looking like a ghost, do you still want to mess around?! ”

"Yuanyuan? Are you Yuanyuan?! He suddenly read in a dazzle, and one of them rushed over and hugged Lin Shuang'er, "Yuanyuan, my Yuanyuan, you don't want to be with Ning and Ning Xiao."

"Fuck off!" Lin Shuang'er choked in her heart, and impatiently wrapped Han Jiayi around her waist. Limb's hand was removed, his sleeves rolled up, and he walked to the kitchen familiarly.

Finding a bag of rice and washing some of it, Lin Shuang'er skillfully boiled the rice according to her childhood memories and waited to be boiled into a thick soup, a thick rice soup, and a few spoonfuls of sugar, it was best to sober up.

"What are you doing, take your hands away! I can't move, okay? Han Jiayi followed into the kitchen again, a big man insisted on holding Lin Shuang'er and not letting go, she was sticky wherever she went, she was really angry, and her voice became more and more vicious.

"Yes, I just won't let you move, so I won't be able to go anywhere"

He leaned against her neck and rubbed it with affection like a little bird that had found its mother.

"Don't make a fuss! Drunk and crazy, don't you see that I'm busy here? ”

The rice soup fluttered out, and she had to caress the person behind her with one hand to prevent him from falling, and she had to stir the rice soup in the pot with the other, and fine sweat was already breaking out on her forehead.

"Sonoenen"

"Call her by her name one more time and I'll sew you in the mouth! Listen to the good old lady's name Lin Shuang'er! ”

From her shoulder, she felt the person behind her pout, and her heart softened.

When the rice soup was boiled, Lin Shuang'er was so drunk and crazy that he couldn't do it.

"Drink it."

She brought the mellow rice soup to Han Jiayi.

He sat at the table, leaning back in his chair and looking at her with misty eyes.

"Nope."

Lin Shuang'er has a black line.

Assi!

"Drink it, good, it's a little better." She coaxed him in a soft voice, and the person in front of him finally reacted, took the bowl and drank it without a match.

"Hey." She shook her head, turned around and prepared to go back to the kitchen to clean up the mess, but before she could take a step, one wrist was grabbed by Han Jiayi, and she sat in his big house in a whirlwind. on the legs.

"Sick! What time is it, it's still noisy! She struggled to push him away.

Han Jiayi kissed Lin Shuang'er's lips as if she hadn't heard it, she pushed him to knock over the bowl, the hot rice soup flowed down the edge of the table on her skirt, she screamed in pain to get up, but Han Jiayi slid down with her hand, Lin Shuang'er leaned against the cabinet behind her, and her heart suddenly surged. Han Jiayi looked at her face, kissed her deeply again, and consciously unbuttoned her shirt with her big hand.

Lin Shuang'er felt sad in her heart, and pressed his anxious hand with a sneer on her face: "Han Jiayi, you have thought about it, if you dare to drink and mess around. Sex, I, Lin Shuang'er, will make you regret it for the rest of your life. ”

Drunken disorder. Sex, Lin Shuang'er.

As if someone had suddenly woken her up, Han Jiayi pushed Lin Shuang'er and staggered away.

Lin Shuang'er's head slammed on the cabinet, but the pain of that moment made her more and more sober.