Chapter 007: Taoist Master
The fat man looked at me lying on the ground stupidly, sighed inexplicably, and couldn't help but sit on the ground, pulled me and the third uncle, and asked: "What's wrong with you two, you look very embarrassed, and you have a defecation**?" What's going on? ”
I even gasped, the third uncle sat up at the moment, looked at the fat man, and said weakly: "Don't mention it, that shameful thing, we can't do porcelain work without that diamond diamond, this dead hundred spirits, no, it's a hero, the whole set is a set, nothing works at the critical moment, when you meet that ghost, it's just scared, scared to pee!" ”
When the fat man heard this, he seemed to understand better, and when he looked at the situation between me and the third uncle, he couldn't help but shudder, his face changed greatly, and he muttered in a low voice: "There are really ghosts!" ”
Before he could finish this sentence, the fat man had already jumped onto the bed, covered with a quilt, curled up in a ball, his whole body was shaking, even the quilt was trembling, and his mouth was repeated: Nan Wu Amitabha, there is no debtor and master, don't come to me. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
And I felt embarrassed this time, the third uncle was still lying on the ground, I looked over, I wanted to say something, but it was stuck in my throat, after a long time, I felt that my breathing was much smoother, and then I said: "Third uncle, I'm sorry." ”
When the third uncle heard this, he couldn't help but look at me, smiled, shook his head, sighed, and said: "Actually, you can't blame you for this, but also blame me, I didn't discuss everything with you, if I had more discussions, maybe it wouldn't be like this tonight, not to mention that we are all safe now, and there is nothing to say about the past, don't say sorry in the future, in short, no matter what, they are all brothers, not much to say, they are all in these two words." ”
I nodded, very relieved, didn't speak again, looked at the ceiling, and couldn't help but wonder in my heart: "Why did it fail, could it be that what was written in my grandfather's book is false, and my grandfather was a liar, no, I still don't believe that my grandfather was a liar, but why is this ・・・・・." ”
The sky soon cleared, my third uncle and I didn't move much, we basically lay on the ground last night, and just wanted to get up, and then I only heard a woman's scream from the door.
My third uncle and I were really startled, and even the fat man who was snoring sat up with his head covered, his eyes dim, and asked again and again, "What's wrong, what's wrong?" ”
My third uncle and I rushed out of the door, and when we went out, we saw Xie Ling, Zhang Jing and a few servants, and one of the female servants seemed to have fainted from fright.
Xie Ling was holding a woman in her hand, this woman was Xie Ling's sister, my third uncle and I really gasped when we saw it, and I couldn't look back, Zhang Jing saw us coming, and asked us again and again: "What's going on?" ”
I asked, "Why the screams?" ”
Zhang Jing explained: "This morning a servant got up to boil water and clean, this just went out, I saw a person lying in the yard, I was startled and fainted, and when we came out to see, it turned out that it was Sister Xie Ling lying in the yard, don't we want to know what happened last night?" ”
I touched my head and asked, "Are you sure Xie Ling and her sister are in the yard early in the morning?" ”
Zhang Jing nodded vigorously, I couldn't help but look at the third uncle, the third uncle couldn't help but look at me, the words of the third uncle expressed the doubts in my heart.
"If you say that, it could be that as long as the mirror was hung last night, the ghost couldn't get in, and our room was closed, and there were mirrors hanging on the back door of the yard gate, and on the fence around the perimeter, so it could only be in the yard, and it couldn't get out, and it was also reasonable to be found in the yard in the morning, and in this way, some of yesterday's methods still have some usefulness."
After listening to the words of the third uncle, I couldn't help but weigh it again and again in my heart: "In this way, my grandfather's book is a half-truth, is it really so?" ”
At this moment, there was a voice at the door: "This place is cloudy, it's out of control, it's not simple!" ”
My third uncle and Zhang Jing quickly turned our heads over, only to see a middle-aged couple walking over with a person who looked like a bull-nosed old man.
At this moment, Xie Ling and the servants carried her sister back to the room and took good care of her.
The couple approached us, and the couple wondered, "Who are you?" How could it be in my house? ”
The third uncle and I were embarrassed, Zhang Jing came forward to solve the siege and said: "Aunt, uncle, don't you know us, we are Xie Ling's classmates and good friends, I am Zhang Jing, this is not Xie Ling taking care of her sister at home alone, we are worried, so we came to accompany Xie Ling, but Sister Xie Ling's condition has been very bad these days, and we are also very worried." ”
After hearing this, the couple looked at Zhang Jing, felt quite familiar, nodded slightly, and suddenly not only no longer questioned, but also grateful, Zhang Jing looked at the Taoist priest beside the two of them, and asked curiously: "Uncle and aunt, who is this Taoist?" ”
"Ahem, since you are classmates, you also came to my house, no, this matter can't be hidden from you, I just hope you don't spread it, just know it yourself, rot in your stomach."
The three of us nodded again and again, and agreed, and the couple respectfully pointed to the old man, and then said: "This is the master who the two of us have invited all the way to treat Sister Xie Ling's illness. ”
With just this sentence, the three of us immediately understood, and the old man smiled: "The name of the old Taoist is true, just call me a true Taoist." ”
I took a closer look at this Taoist priest, who was very special, with extremely long cheeks, a hooked nose, eyes like sharp blades, vigilant like a startled deer, a loud and deep voice, and always an unfathomable face.
The third uncle pulled the corner of my clothes, and only whispered: "Bailing, since everyone has invited the masters, why don't we take the fat man and go back to the dormitory first, what do you think?" ”
Actually, I also wanted to go back to the dormitory, but I was really unwilling, for some reason, I always wanted to figure out what was going on last night, I didn't answer the words of the third uncle, just waiting.
Xie Ling had already walked out at this moment, and when she saw everyone, she was immediately overjoyed, accelerated over, and shouted, "Dad, Mom, you're back, it's great." ”
The couple were also very happy to see Xie Ling, and hurriedly hugged Xie Ling, Xie Ling also hugged her parents tightly, Xie Ling then asked, "Mom, why did you come back early?" ”
"It's not that I'm worried about your sister, it's a master we invited to treat your sister, Master Yizhen."
Xie Ling looked at the Taoist beside her, nodded in salute, and returned the salute, Xie Ling's mother hurriedly continued: "Take us to see your sister first, don't waste time." ”
At this moment, Xie Ling seemed to think of something, and hurriedly said, "Oh, Dad, Mom, I forgot to tell you, these are my classmates ・・・・・・." ”
Zhang Jing hurriedly interrupted Xie Ling's words and said, "We have already said hello to my aunt and uncle, let's go see my sister first!" ”
Xie Ling was stunned for a moment, glanced at Zhang Jing, Zhang Jing signaled, Xie Ling immediately understood, and immediately took her parents and a true Taoist to her sister's room.
Zhang Jing breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Finally, it didn't show up." ”
When the third uncle saw that people were leaving, he looked at me, patted me on the shoulder, and said: "I know what you want, and I also know that you are unwilling, but we are always outsiders, so this is not a way, not to mention that people have also invited high-ranking people to come, so let's go back first, after all, we still have our own business, what do you think?" ”
I can't think of any other better way, it seems that it can only be like this, nodded silently, Zhang Jing also felt that it would be better for us to leave temporarily, the third uncle entered the room and hurriedly pulled up the fat man, the fat man rubbed for a long time before getting up, the three of us gathered together, Zhang Jing took us and prepared to leave.
As soon as he walked to the gate, he was about to go out, only to see a strong voice behind him, saying, "Stop." ”
The four of us stopped, looked back, and saw Lao Dao leading Xie Ling's parents and Xie Ling to us, I asked in surprise, "Is there anything else going on?" ”
Lao Dao smiled: "Boy, do you want to say goodbye without saying goodbye?" ”
The atmosphere was quite awkward!
The fat man replied anxiously: "Don't you want to study, Xie Ling's parents are back, we are relieved, we are not allowed to go back to study, is this wrong?" ”
Xie Ling and her parents were also embarrassed, but they didn't know what medicine was sold in this old gourd, and they didn't dare to offend the Taoist, so they could only laugh.
Lao Dao stepped forward and smiled at the three of us, and said, "I don't have any other ideas, I just want to ask a few questions, okay?" ”
I said bluntly, "Ask." ”
Lao Dao said: "I will inspect for a week, and see the black glutinous rice under the camphor tree, the red blood of the female duck, the burning stick, the cinnabar, the mirror on the window and the mirror on the door, are you tossing?" ”
"Yes, so what?"
The third uncle looked daring and replied sharply.
"Good boy, there are some means." Lao Dao looked a few of us up and down, and muttered, "How many of you have a font size?" ”
was already in a bad mood, and this old way was chirping crookedly, I didn't think about it, and said: "There is no font size, we only have slogans." ”
Hearing this, Lao Dao sighed with a sneer and said, "I didn't expect you to be quite stubborn." ”
At this time, I couldn't help but have an idea in my heart, that is, the dialogue recorded in my grandfather's book, looking at the old Tao seems to have some doorways, I don't know if I really have the ability, it is better to try it with the dialogue today, anyway, I will not suffer.
I made up my mind in my heart, and immediately raised my head and said to Lao Dao: "Heaven and earth are in harmony, north and south are opposed, yin and yang are separated, and people and ghosts have different paths." ”
Lao Dao couldn't help but be surprised, looked at me carefully for a while, and slowly responded: "The universe is one, the extremes of things must be opposed, water and fire are incompatible, and the way of heaven is circulating." ”
I was even more surprised, I actually got right, and hurriedly said again: "Four coffins, one nail, three incense, worship three Qing, seven horizontal eight, three coke and four wild." ”
As soon as I finished my words, Lao Dao came with his mouth: "Five cemeteries, one lamp, three spirit runes, dissolve demon spirits, observe three views and four, and walk seven over eight." ”
"Don't go up the mountain."
"Don't go down the mountain."
I couldn't help but look at Lao Dao, I was in a complicated mood, and I saw Lao Dao then said, "Who is your master?" ”
I was stunned for a while, and only said weakly: "Grandfather." ”
And the people around me were confused, they didn't know what I was muttering to Lao Dao, Lao Dao closed his eyes, for a moment, and only said: "Fate, people in the same way, since this is the case, can you stay and help me tonight?" ”
Of course, I know that this old way is a kind word, and now I don't need to weigh it to know that this old way is definitely not simple, there must be some means, and the meaning of this is that the other party gives himself a step down, so as not to let himself leave in disgrace and lose face, what a subtle saving respect.
The third uncle looked at me blankly, I didn't care, I took the lead in agreeing, and said, "Okay, then the three of us will stay and help you." ”
Xie Ling's parents and Xie Ling were naturally happy when they heard what I said, but Zhang Jing, the fat man and the third uncle suddenly had two big heads, and they hadn't figured out the situation yet. (To be continued.) )