Chapter 509: Not Happy? Let's listen to cross talk!
Li Yuxuan, a teacher of the French Department of Hongfeng Normal University, has been very unhappy recently, this semester has just started, two colleagues from their French Department are pregnant, and many class hours need to be adjusted. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
When she thinks of the next semester, she is likely to be so busy that she doesn't even have weekends, let alone find a boyfriend, go shopping, watch movies and eat big meals, and she is almost annoyed to death.
"Momo, why do you say that our school is so picky, so many students are expanding every year, and the tuition fee is rising every year, why don't they recruit more French teachers? really treat us like cattle and horses, and our wages will not increase by a penny! ”
Li Yuxuan called her best friend Su Momo and complained non-stop, today is the last few days of freshman military training, she can still relax for the last few days, her good days are coming to an end!
Su Momo on the other end of the phone was doing nail art, and said with a smile: "Young people, don't complain that you are tired, isn't it good to let you go to class more?" Take more classes, take more class fees~~ Okay, okay, I know you're not happy, I'll pick you up after work, how about we go to listen to cross talk in the evening? ”
Li Yuxuan looked at the piles of lesson plans in front of her and said casually: "How can I have time to listen to cross talk!" I can't wait to prepare courseware lesson plans 24 hours a day...... Today, Monday, there is a running man in the evening, if I have time to listen to cross talk, I might as well watch TV in the dormitory! ”
Su Momo continued to persuade: "Just relax for the last time!" Watching the running man, you can only watch it from TV, and you can't see the real person! I know you like Yang An, he is going to attend the 10th anniversary celebration of Lin Yun Club tonight, do you want to go to the scene? I finally got two tickets, or the front row! ”
Li Yuxuan finally had some energy, she put down the mouse, looked around, she was the only one in the office, and she said that she would not be heard by others, she asked in a low voice: "Will Brother Yang go on stage to say cross talk?" ”
Su Momo grinned: "I don't know about this, but Lin Yunshe's tenth anniversary, he doesn't leave anything, can't he say it?" And this time it is said that many stars came, all the stars in the domestic comedy industry, and all the running men came, comedian champions in several worlds, seniors in the cross talk industry, and many people came. Now, I'll pick you up later, you can add my sister's group chat first, and the ticket is still given by my sister. ”
Two minutes later, Li Yuxuan received a group invitation, added it, and found that the conversation was happy.
Under Su Momo's introduction, Li Yuxuan quickly integrated in, the eldest sister Su Hui was very enthusiastic and took care of her, a few little boys who couldn't walk when they saw girls didn't dare to be too presumptuous, and they wanted to be put in other groups, the first thing newcomers did when they entered the group was to be threatened, and the female Bao Zhao gave red envelopes to men.
Li Yuxuan chatted with or without a partner, and continued to do courseware by the way, ten minutes later, she noticed that a topic was being discussed in the group, there was a running man on TV at night, and there was also the 10th anniversary celebration of Lin Yunshe, do you plan to stay at home to watch TV, or go to the Enron Grand Theater to watch a performance?
Group friends [insignificant]: "Of course it's watching TV, which stars are in the big theater, you can see them on TV, and the director can also find the clearest angle and lens for you, he knows better than you what lens looks better, and the TV doesn't look tired at all." In the Grand Theatre, you are trapped on the scene, if not in the middle of the front row, you have to bring binoculars if you want to see the actors' expressions clearly! ”
[Pepsi]: "Brother, you're wrong, watching the scene, what you pay attention to is the atmosphere, which is definitely not comparable to TV broadcasting, just like watching a concert, can the feeling of the recording studio and the 80,000-person stadium be the same?" ”
[king~cold flame]: "It's not the same, I heard that the sound equipment of the Enron Grand Theater is an upgraded version of the original good sound, and the live effect must be very good, I think if you have time, you should go to see the scene of Lin Yunshe, after all, you can watch a TV replay tomorrow, or an online replay!" ”
[Pepsi]: "Han Yan is so right! Lin Yun Club's 10th anniversary celebration is only once in a lifetime, don't miss it! ”
[Huihui]: "Pepsi is right, to listen to Lin Yunshe's cross talk, you must watch the scene." I remember that you went to the Enron Grand Theater to audition, right? After the opening of Yang An's new theater, the main performance effect of Lin Yunshe is even better than that in the original Xiaomeiyuan Theater, and the large screen can clearly see everyone's expressions, which is no worse than the TV broadcast effect! ”
[Professional Demon Cultivator]: "But Sister Hui, if you don't help get tickets, we won't be able to buy them at all, okay, this ticket is too hard to find, 20,000 tickets online, and there is no market!" ”
[The romance of the mood]: "That's it, not to mention the middle of the front row, if you can find a place for me to squat in the back row, I am willing to go to the scene!" The 10th anniversary of Lin Yun Club, will Brother Yang take the stage to say cross talk, I am looking forward to it~~"
[Yuan Datou is not wronged]: "Give me a place to enter, and let me squat in the corridor aisle!" ”
[insignificant]: "Yuan Datou, what should I do if you block the aisle with your size?" ”
[Pepsi and joy]: "Sister Huihui~~ Ask for a vote, let me make you a cow and a horse, and I will do it for three days and three nights~~"
[Huihui]: "I've taken a screenshot of Pepsi!" ”
[Romance of the mood]: "Screenshot +1, Pepsi you're done, take a mini as hush money~~"
The group was lively, more than a dozen people were chatting, and the last killer feature was Su Momo's speech: "Look at you big bosses with hundreds of millions of assets pretending to cry poor, the little woman can only silently put away these two pieces of paper......"
Then there were photos of the two tickets, as well as a selfie of Su Momo proudly holding the ticket in her hand and making a V-shaped gesture.
The group exploded, all of them were shouting Aunt Su Momo's grandmother, one thing, asking for votes, let them pay whatever the price is, some people paid 10,000, and some people immediately asked for 50,000 yuan.
These people are all Su Hui's friends, and Hongfeng's small circle of rich people is worth at least 50 million to enter this group, and they must be good friends between Mu Jianmin and Su Hui.
Li Yuxuan only dared to say a few words on the issue of running men at most, and the others didn't dare to say anything at all, she was not a person in this circle, she had an inferiority complex, others took out a mini casually, and she couldn't afford to buy a mini after working hard for several years.
Unexpectedly, Su Momo sent a private chat: "At night, we are in the theater, just sit in front and use mobile phone traffic to watch the running man, and I am angry with these guys who don't have tickets~"
Li Yuxuan replied with a smile: "You can figure out this trick, but I really don't have time to watch the two programs separately, this plan is more suitable for me, my 4G traffic is dedicated to running man videos!" ”
After getting off work, Su Momo drove her pink beetle to school, picked up Li Yuxuan, skewered her to put on some light makeup, and then went to eat together.
The Hongfeng Enron Grand Theater is heavily guarded today, and vehicles must be inspected by security guards and riot dogs when entering and exiting, and no one is allowed to enter without a ticket.
There are quite a lot of luxury cars parked in the compound, many of which are foreign license plates, and if there are paparazzi reporters in the entertainment industry who see it, they will definitely understand that there are many domestic stars here.
The two little girls obeyed the instructions of the security guards, parked the car, and entered with tickets.
Li Yuxuan passed through the security checkpoint, looked at the luxuriously decorated hall, and smacked her tongue: "The specifications and grades of this Enron Grand Theater are very high!" ”
Su Momo said with a smile: "Of course, you must know that in addition to outdoor variety shows, almost all of Enron's indoor programs have been moved here for filming." The most wonderful thing is the sound effect here, the scale of many foreign concert halls is just like this, those world-class well-known orchestras, as well as stage plays, in the next few years, Enron will introduce them one by one, and then we will not go abroad, but we can also enjoy the world's top works of art in Hongfeng every day! ”
Li Yuxuan sighed enviously: "Come on, I'm a poor university teacher, where can I afford to come here every day to appreciate art." ”
Su Momo pinched her face affectionately: "Then why don't you hurry up and find a rich man to marry~~ With your appearance and figure, if you stand there, the wild bees and butterflies will pounce over!" ”
The two frolicked into the entrance, and they really saw several stars along the way, and the tickets for the two were indeed in the third row, but not in the middle, slightly to the right.
Li Yuxuan quietly looked around, and she saw Feng Gang, a frequent visitor to the Spring Festival Gala, and a senior in the comedy industry who had won the sketch king, sitting ten seats away from the two of them, in the center of the second row of seats, it seemed that he should be today's distinguished guest.
There are also big heads Lu Yu, ****, Lao Cui, Huang Jianxiang, these are all famous CCTV hosts, sitting in a small group, chatting positively.
There were several actors around, and Li Yuxuan asked curiously: "Lin Yunshe's 10th anniversary, do they have such a big face?" ”
Su Momo was playing with her mobile phone and said casually: "How popular Cao Shulin is in the comedy world, you can't not know it, right?" ”
Li Yuxuan said: "I've heard of it, the comedian Cao Shulin in the second season personally took the stage and won the first place in cross talk, and later he hosted the show, acted in movies, participated in reality shows, and was quite active in the entertainment industry." The outside world said that there is today's glory in the cross talk world, and Cao Shulin and Yang An each have half of the credit! ”
Su Momo suddenly raised her head and said solemnly: "The outside world says so, but the glory of cross talk, Yang An's credit is definitely more than half, if it weren't for him holding a comedian competition, if he didn't bring Lin Yunshe to Xiaomeiyuan Theater to perform, if it wasn't for his continued support for traditional arts, the recovery and rise of cross talk would definitely not be so fast." But let's just keep this matter in our hearts and don't say it. (To be continued.) )