Chapter 10 Xiaoyu college entrance examination
This is a classroom, bright sunlight shines in through the dense windows, surrounded by many teenagers sitting in an orderly manner, four cameras are installed in the four corners of the head, monitoring the movement in the classroom in all directions without any dead ends, two women in formal clothes stand in front and back, two old women in their forties, and the woman standing in front of her wears a pair of glasses thicker than the bottom of a beer bottle. The woman standing in the back was scanning the classroom with a pair of eyes that looked like infrared scanners on a stern face.
At this time, the woman standing behind immediately noticed Su Mingyu who was looking back, and glared sternly. Su Mingyu quickly twisted his neck back, looked down and saw a few pieces of paper on the desktop, what was written on the black title, Su Mingyu didn't look closely, the four words at the end made Su Mingyu tremble.
Nima, this is the high school exam paper!!
If it's just that, forget it, when Su Mingyu was still alive, Su Hanning provided him with the best educational conditions, Su Mingyu himself worked hard, and when he took the college entrance examination, he was admitted to one of the two institutions of higher learning in the country's famous city B with a total score 40 points higher than the admission line.
Su Mingyu's science grades are very good, but unfortunately this test paper is a comprehensive liberal arts ...... Su Mingyu shamelessly flipped through the test papers, and then, there was no more.
Trying to pick up the pen and do the question, before three seconds, Su Mingyu put down the pen and took a deep breath, he couldn't ...... If he was born in a previous life, even if he was a top science student who was biased towards strict subjects, he would not be able to do a comprehensive question in liberal arts. Mainly because the content of the test paper is something he has never heard of. History is history that he has not heard of, and many of the professional terms mentioned in the geography exam questions are completely different from those he is familiar with, and as for politics, Su Mingyu will answer some questions about values.
But, this is useful, can you pass?
Su Mingyu, who was immersed in bitter thoughts, was already unable to regret it at this moment.
Since separating from Su Hanning, Su Mingyu has been staying in the underworld to cultivate, I have to say that the innate advantage of the golden soul body can be described as a thousand miles in a day for cultivation, and in just one month, Su Mingyu's cultivation has been improved to the realm of transforming gods, of course, this does not rule out the reason why the speed is relatively fast when he just started cultivating. Although the cultivation of the god transformation stage is not too high, at least mortal weapons can no longer hurt him.
When he got out of the customs, Su Mingyu couldn't wait to run to the Wheel of Destiny to try his mana. Su Mingyu succeeded, the wheel of destiny also turned, and then he arrived here, his soul possessed the body of a stranger, and it happened that this person happened to be in the examination room of the college entrance examination for the most important fate-determining moment in his life. Really, curiosity kills ghosts.
The more Su Mingyu thought about it, the more depressed he became, and when he came back to his senses, there was a group of "people" standing around, to be exact, a group of ghosts.
Su Mingyu looked at this group of young men and women who were still wearing school uniforms, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he said, "Which of you will teach me how to make this test paper?" ”
Because of the knowledge about the dead souls in the underworld, Su Mingyu could see at a glance that they were a group of lonely souls and wild ghosts, and their souls had been left to wander in this school after death. In fact, not all people can enter the underworld after death, and those who are dying can return to the underworld with their souls, and they do not need to be hooked to detain their souls, they have their own sense in the dark, and they know where they should go. And most of the people who died due to external factors could not enter the underworld to be reincarnated after death, and only a very small number of them were able to send soul seducers to the underworld to arrest their souls.
When the ghosts heard his question, they immediately chattered. Su Mingyu looked impatiently at a male ghost who had been silent among the ghosts, and said, "You say! ”
The male ghost looked at Su Mingyu with burning eyes, and pleaded: "Lord Soul Envoy, if we teach you to do the question, can you give us the opportunity to reincarnate?" ”
"How do you know I'm a soul charmer?"
The male ghost looked at the silver necklace hanging around Su Mingyu's neck with a little awe, and said, "Lord Soul Envoy, you are wearing a soul arrest rope around your neck, so you must be a soul seducer." ”
Su Mingyu looked down at the necklace around his neck, this was indeed a soul detention rope, when he was in the underworld before, he complained to Emperor Xudu with disgust that he was stupid with a big chain, so Emperor Xudu instructed King Qin Guang to make him a special necklace like this, and only when he was in the soul will he change back to the prototype. However, mortals cannot see the necklace around his neck.
Su Mingyu nodded and said, "Deal, okay, now you hurry up and teach me to do the questions, you don't need a 100% correct rate, just deduct about ten points." ”
Before the last minute, Su Mingyu put down his pen, shook his stiff hand, and after handing in the papers, he found a vacant lot in the mountain behind the school, and sat on the lawn with his back against a big tree, surrounded by a circle of diligent ghosts in front of him.
Su Mingyu was not ambiguous, spread out his palm, the golden light appeared, and slowly condensed a piece of the roster book suspended in the air, this thing is called Destiny Lubo, all the soul hooks in the underworld have a copy, as long as the name of the soul and the initial date of the life are written on it, it can be regarded as a record, which is equivalent to first giving them a number in the underworld, and then you can send them away smoothly, this is the workflow of the Soul Hook Envoy of the underworld.
Su Mingyu ran his mana, and a golden light on his fingertips disappeared into the void, and then, a deep passage appeared in front of everyone, and before Su Mingyu could speak, a gust of wind blew, and all the ghosts happily rushed to drill in, and in a moment, there was no "person" in front of Su Mingyu.
When the passage disappeared, Su Mingyu took out a communication jade talisman and said to someone: "Twenty-seven lonely souls and wild ghosts have been sent to the ghost gate." After speaking, without waiting for the other party's reply, he withdrew his spiritual sense.
King Qin Guang in the first hall received Su Mingyu's transmission, and went down with a bitter face to arrange for the trial of the underworld, and at the same time couldn't help but complain in his heart: The emperor is probably the easiest soul hooker in the history of the underworld, and he does not personally send the soul into the underworld, but instead gives him the task of dealing with the aftermath of the palace King Qin Guang. However, there is no way, who calls him the emperor.
King Qin Guang didn't understand why Su Mingyu didn't stay in the underworld well, he had to do the soul-hooking errand that ran around, and he didn't say a word when he left. King Qin Guang still had palpitations when he remembered the angry look of His Excellency when he learned the news of the emperor's disappearance.
Su Mingyu didn't care what King Qin Guang would think, anyway, he had thighs to hug, and it was nothing to be arrogant. Removing the enchantment, Su Mingyu suddenly felt a feeling of swelling in his lower abdomen, and immediately ran in the direction of the toilet in the teaching building, he has been a ghost for a few months, and this long-lost feeling of holding urine is really nostalgic (am I messing into something).
After putting out the water, Su Mingyu stood in front of the washstand, looking at the unfamiliar faces in the mirror, Su Mingyu suddenly couldn't help but roar in his heart:, who is this sissy???
The person in the mirror is dyed with long fluffy hair of fiery red, eyebrows-length bangs can cover his eyebrows, a pair of narrow phoenix eyes look so charming, he also has foundation on his face, and lipstick on his lips. Frightened, Su Mingyu hurriedly turned on the faucet and washed it off, and looked up again, it was much more natural. Su Mingyu really didn't understand, why did the original owner have such good skin, why did he have to learn how to make up a woman, it was really a snake.
Out of the teaching building, Su Mingyu found that the huge campus had already been empty, and yes, who didn't hurry home after the college entrance examination to relax and relax, eat something delicious to treat themselves, do you continue to stay here and sigh where life is going?
When the security guard at the school gate let Su Mingyu go, he looked at him with a kind of pity and said, "Kid, didn't you take the test, right?" Don't worry, you can go to college now even if you don't reach the filing threshold. I heard my son say that there are many pheasant universities, and even if you score zero in the exam, you can get in. ”
The corners of Su Mingyu's mouth twitched, and he left in a hurry with two dry laughs.
As soon as he took two steps, he instantly felt a familiar gaze fall on him, and turned his head to see who it would be if it wasn't his husband.
"Honey, I miss you so much!" Su Mingyu raised his feet and ran over, threw himself into the arms of the Emperor Xudu, buried his head in the other party's chest, and waited until a long time before he hung the two tears that had been squeezed out for a long time, raised his head and said pitifully: "My dear, I'm so scared, this place is too strange to me, I don't know anyone, what if I meet a strange Shu Huang and invite me to eat a lollipop?" ”
The skill of this gag is really clumsy, but the Emperor Xudu just ate him, Su Mingyu grasped this point, and only then pretended to be clever and tried to get by.
But this time, Su Mingyu was afraid that he was about to miscalculate, and Emperor Xudu looked at him with a gloomy face, indifferent to his false tears.
"How...... What's wrong? Su Mingyu couldn't pretend anymore, feeling that the other party's figure was getting taller and taller, while he was getting smaller and smaller......
Pedestrians on the road looked sideways, and two men with excellent looks hugged each other on the street, which was really eye-catching.
Emperor Xudu hugged Su Mingyu and disappeared from everyone's field of vision in the blink of an eye, and the pedestrians on the road only felt a trance, and after coming back to their senses, they continued to do what they should do, as if nothing had happened just now.
In the sky, on the clouds, Emperor Xudu hugged Su Mingyu and kissed each other's lips wildly and passionately, until he kissed Su Mingyu's lips red and swollen, and said in a deep voice: "Do you know that you almost completely dissipated in this heaven and earth?" ”
"What?" Su Mingyu obviously didn't realize what a dangerous mistake he had made.
When Emperor Xudu saw his appearance, the fire that had just been suppressed burned again: "What do you think the Wheel of Destiny is?" With your cultivation in the Transformation Period, if you don't know the formula, it is very likely that you will be crushed by the Void Storm if you use it without authorization, and there is absolutely no chance of survival! ”
When Su Mingyu heard this, he was afraid for a while, when he first came to this time and space, he was attached to a stranger's body, and he was still taking the college entrance examination, it turned out that the wheel of destiny was opened in the wrong way, Su Mingyu's voice weakened: "I'm sorry to worry you, it won't be in the future." ”
Emperor Xudu is not a verbose person, hearing Su Mingyu's apology, his tone softened a lot, hugged the other party again and said: "You are mine, I don't allow you to die!" ”
Su Mingyu stood on tiptoe, kissed the lips of Emperor Xudu, and said, "I won't die, we will be together forever, and we will not be separated from each other." ”
After hugging for a while, Emperor Xudu let go of Su Mingyu again, looked Su Mingyu's appearance up and down at the moment, and said with disgust: "This skin is really ugly!" ”
Nima, the warm atmosphere that had just been brewed disappeared without a trace in an instant.