Half an hour later, Ike made a big announcement on his Twitter page. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"I apologize for the destruction of the Amazon jungle. To this end, I decided to donate 9% of the shares of Cucumber Technology to the people of 8 countries. Among them, Colombia, Peru, Venezuela...... and other seven countries each give 1%, and Brazil gives 2% because of the largest jungle area. ”

As soon as this announcement came out, governments were stunned.

What? Give away cucumber technology equity? This time it was bought with the forest for shares, and not with money?

At this time, the people of the eight countries around the Amazon were stunned.

1%？ We used the entire Amazon primeval forest in exchange for 1% of the cucumber equity? Just 1%?

This is our home, and the great god is too stingy!

……

United States. City of Cambridge.

As soon as Ike returned home, Sister Alice hurriedly greeted her and said anxiously: "Brother Watermelon, some netizens on the Internet are saying that you are stingy!" ”

Stingy?

Damn, is there anyone more generous than me in this world?

"Sister, don't pay attention to those fools! They don't know what cucumber technology is, it's more precious than watermelon, pumpkin, and winter melon! Well, at least 10,000 times more precious! ”

As soon as these words came out, Alice was shocked.

"Than ...... More valuable than pumpkin technology? ”

Ike nodded heavily: "Yes, it's ten thousand times more valuable than pumpkin technology!" ”

When the sound fell, Alice was stunned, really confused.

In her opinion, she couldn't imagine the concept of being ten thousand times more precious than a large pumpkin. You must know that the value of the big pumpkin is equal to the entire solar system, equal to the entire galaxy......

If the younger brother didn't lie to himself, wouldn't he be saying that the value of cucumbers has surpassed the entire galaxy......

God, the galaxy is home to hundreds of millions of planets, each of which contains immeasurable resources, which are not as valuable as cucumbers?

At this moment, Alice spoke tremblingly.

"Brother...... Brother, what exactly is the cucumber technology you are studying? ”

Hearing Alice's question, Ike smiled mysteriously: "I won't tell you yet!" I'll be amazed when I come back next time! ”

What the? Next time? You're still going out?

"Yes!" Ike nodded, then said depressedly, "The cucumbers haven't eaten yet, I have to go out again!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Alice was shocked again.

What the? Not full of cucumbers? Does it still have to eat?

This...... Isn't this another primeval forest about to suffer?

Thinking like this, Alice hurriedly asked, "Brother, where are you going this time?" ”

Ike shook his head and said, "I don't know yet!" After this incident, I guess it will be a bit of a hassle to find another place! ”

I have to say, Ike guessed right.

The next day, Ike logged on to Twitter again to post a new message.

"I still need a primeval jungle, is there any country willing to help?"

As soon as this news came out, it instantly spread all over the world.

People around the world are terrified, and governments are silent.

Nima, your cucumber is so terrifying, wherever you go, you will die; Wherever you put it, you will be destroyed.

Who would dare to help with such a terrible thing?

If it continues to be eaten like this, the ecological environment of our earth will be finished!

……

United States. White House.

Representatives of all parties arrived one after another to convene an emergency meeting. You don't have to think about the content of the meeting, it's just to discuss whether to help Ike or not.

"Ike is our American prodigy, we should help him!"

This was stated by the representative of the military.

When the voice fell, the representative of the Environmental Protection Association immediately spoke: "General, I have no objection to helping Ike, but the price is also too great, even more tragic than the fall of 11 states a few years ago!" Look at what happened to the Amazon jungle, and the living beings were destroyed! ”

Speaking of this, the representative of the environmental association was still shocked, and seemed to have palpitations.

When these words fell, many delegates also nodded in unison, and they were all frightened by the terrifying sight!

What murderous maniac, what war maniac, is not as terrible as Ike's gherkin.

Those mad demons kill people at most, or start wars, but what about Ike's gherkins?

Kill everything, even the ants!

Oh, God, this kind of behavior will lead to hell!

At this time, the state representative stood up and said, "If we help Ike, then we have to relocate the surrounding people first, like Brazil and other countries." Mr. President, this is not the migration of a few people, but millions! ”

"Yes, Mr. President!"

"Mr. President, this move is too big and can easily cause dissatisfaction among the people! Of course, our people will not be angry at the little prodigy, they will only curse the government and protest against the government! ”

"Mr. President, please think about it seriously!"

At this time, hearing the opinions of the representatives of all parties, the military representatives were furious: "Fuck! Have you all forgotten the benefits that little prodigies bring to the United States? Have you all forgotten what nationality the little prodigy is? Do you want to force him to another country? ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at the military representative angrily, and Daodao's eyes were full of different colors, as if they were looking at a fool.

The military representatives were stunned.

it, what's the situation? Lao Tzu is actually a fool? Do you have any good ideas?

At this moment, an angry roar rang out violently, and it was the state representative who had just spoken, and it was yelling at the military representative.

“Fuck！ Are you military stupid? Isn't we, the United States, the number one power? The military representative was stunned, and after a moment, he finally reacted.

"You...... Are you saying that we should find other countries to stand up and help us sacrifice? ”

When the sound fell, the representatives of all parties nodded in unison.

Damn, this military representative is really stupid! With hundreds of countries on the planet, do we need to sacrifice ourselves? Wouldn't it be better to find a country with primeval forests and help our little prodigy?

What? Don't help?

Damn, if you don't help the old boys, I'll hit you!

What? Say that we are American hegemonism?

Ha, you're right! We're just playing hegemonism, so what? Bite me?!

At this moment, the military representative, who had figured it out, laughed and smiled very happily.

"Gentlemen, our military will fully cooperate with the actions of the government! 30 pumpkin fleets, 500,000 mecha troops (newly built), ready to strike the world! ”

When the sound fell, thunderous applause immediately rang out.

Amid bursts of applause, President Trump stood up with a smile on his face.

"Half an hour later, a press conference will be held!"

Everyone stands: "Yes, Mr. President!" ”

……

Half an hour later, Trump walked out of the White House and addressed the world on the lawn.

"Since 2013, my country's prodigy Ike has made great contributions to the world, not only in the military, but also in the civilian sector. It can be said that everyone on the planet has gained a lot of benefits from it. ”

"We have more resources, our transportation is more convenient, and our society is more developed......"

"We should all be grateful to Ike, and everyone should be grateful to him! It was he who started the Fourth Industrial Revolution; It is he who leads us to a new era! ”

However, he is not proud, he is still fighting for us human beings: when we are gathering with friends, he is learning new knowledge; While we were reuniting with our loved ones, he was working on new technologies. While we were resting, he was still sitting diligently on scientific experiments. ”

"Now that his biotech is about to succeed, why shouldn't we help him?"

Trump waved his arms "excitedly" and shouted: "Is there one? Have it? ”

Hearing this, many kind-hearted people bowed their heads guiltily.

They were all touched by the words of the American president, and they all felt that they were so sorry for the little prodigy.

However, at this moment!

Trump's tone changed in an instant, and he became extremely cold-blooded:

"In this world, rights and obligations are reciprocal. Some people, some countries, have gained a lot of benefits from our prodigies, but they can't think of a little obligation. ”

"Is this possible?"

"Here, I would like to advise certain countries, certain countries with primeval forests, that it is better to stand up and take the initiative to help our little prodigies. Otherwise......"

Trump turned around and walked towards the White House.

This concludes the press conference.

At this moment, the world was in an uproar, and many small governments were even more shocked.

Damn, the United States is playing with the threat of force again.

Why don't they help the little prodigy themselves? You know that you threaten us every day!

Grass, grass, grass!

…… (To be continued.) )