At this moment, Tang Chao nodded modestly, Shan Yong continued, and said: "The knife is very expensive, but although my family is poor, I can still afford it, but we were all children who picked up firewood in the village at that time, and it was impossible for your parents to give you a knife to go up the mountain. Kicked the tree to the ground and then a few people carried it home, at first it was not possible to kick it with its feet at all, but after a long time it became accustomed to it, and then the strength of the feet became very large, and I practiced a good foot strength, I remember that my most brilliant record was to kick the butt of a cow who came to my field to eat seedlings directly to the blast, and finally even the cow's balls and eggs were directly like peeing cow pills, a bite, a bang, splashed on the ground, and finally the cow died and whimpered, so I didn't use a few feet to deal with them at all, I only used one foot for each of them, It only took two parts of force to kick a kick. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Hearing this unbelievable story, I don't know if you believe it or not, anyway, I believe it, after all, in the end, Shan Yong cleaned up the six fat men, although the suspicion of the target is not ruled out, but we still believe that Shan Yong is the heroic record of kicking the second child.

Just as Shan Yong finished speaking, everyone felt guilty for Shan Yong's justice, and when he applauded, one person was indignant at this moment.

He is Tang Chao, Tang Chao suddenly became angry, and said: "I'll just say, Brother Yong is a real kung fu, but those people outside are too hateful, they maliciously spread rumors." ”

I also nodded thoughtfully and said, "After all, there are a lot of boring people now. ”

Shan Yong looked at us and asked, "Then what are they preaching?" ”

I looked at Tang Chao and Lao Liao, then touched my head with my hand and replied, "Brother Yong, they said that you are a legendary wild man, and there are a total of six versions of them, which one do you want to hear?" ”

Suddenly, Shan Yong almost died of angry bleeding, and suddenly rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

After our many rescues, collective artificial respiration and the interactive session of the basic situation, Brother Yong came back on the line of death.

At this moment, Shan Yong woke up, very angry, the fire burned 100,000 feet, and it is estimated that the second child has reached tens of thousands of watts of base burning, looked at us and said: "Which bastard is spreading rumors, I am really angry, and I shouted out: You have to!" ”

It's true that in many cases, this kind of thing is forced by others, especially the who creates rumors.

As the saying goes, good people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and now Shan Yong can be described as a smash hit, the six versions of the campus are popular on campus, and Shan Yong has also begun to be spread like a god.

So in order to make this smokeless war forget the time, we basically let Shan Yong stay in the dormitory these days, and we helped him to eat three meals a day.

But everyone thinks that this game should last, and many people are starting to get it unsatisfied.

It's really a wave of unevenness.

At this moment, an uninvited guest came again.

He walked directly into our dormitory with a coaxing attitude, and directly directed us to a place, and at that time it felt like we were going to be dragged out and beheaded.

At this time, everyone must have guessed who this person is!

Yes, he is the old man, the so-called dean.

The four of us arrived at the dean's office in fear.

As soon as we entered the door, the dean immediately slapped the table directly with a pig's trotter that looked like he had practiced iron sand palms.

The sound almost scared my little heart out.

I glanced at the dean, who looked at us with great interest and said, "What do you mean, after a few days of coming to the school, you have caused such a big disaster, do you think that the school is about to close down and you can be lawless?" ”

We suddenly became a little more well-behaved and said, "We didn't mean it, it's just that we were too impulsive and accidentally made a mistake." ”

The dean put on an extremely stinky face and said: "Impulsive, you know, you see that the whole school is now full of storms in the city, and now it has spread outside, so our school is a pig farm, saying that the students in our school are not qualified, so our school is a base for friends!" Where do you call me this old face, I'm old, I could have retired safely, you guys are good enough to give me a shot in the back in my last year, and now everyone has changed the name of our school, originally our school was the Affiliated Technical College of Southern University of Technology, now do you know what people outside call our school? ”

The four of us looked at the dean dumbfounded, then shook our heads together and said, "We don't know. ”

The dean immediately glared at a pair of dog eyes, suddenly stretched out his black for a long time, and instantly put on a face of who owed him two hundred yuan, and said: "People call us Jiyuan, people used to call us a brothel, we don't care, after all, the name is not true, because most of our school is boys, and there are very few girls, and it is difficult to justify a lie like this, no one believes it at all, now it is called Jiyuan, everyone believes it, you say that the school has a few scum you are not a shame on the school, is it a disgrace to the school, is it a smear to the school." ”

In the face of a powerful boss attack, we can only nod our heads again and again.

The dean continued, "Actually, this is a small matter, the main thing is that you caused panic in the school, you know? ”

At this moment, after Tang Chao heard this, he immediately reacted and asked: "Dean, panic, is there anything, why didn't I see it, everyone still lives the same, it's just that there are more people chatting, in fact, this matter has played a good role, adding a hot topic to the students, so it should be to bring fun to the students!" ”

The dean suddenly roared out more than 100,000 grass and mud horse primitive animals, and said: "You have to, it hasn't affected yet, you know that now my classmates are writing to me, do you know, they are all worried about the loss of chastity, do you know, you look at the letters on my desk, you should know, there are more than a dozen, what does this mean, doesn't this explain the problem?" ”

Lao Liao asked in a rebounding manner: "Dean, there are no girls in our school for the time being, they are all boys, how can they not protect their chastity?" ”

The old man's dean suddenly had an epiphany at this moment, and replied: "I was wrong just now, it's because my ass is not guaranteed. ”

When the dean said this, we were almost killed, but we struggled to get up at the moment of death.

The dean saw that we didn't speak, so he continued: "These dozen letters are all written by people with relatively big heads, that is, they are all written by some fat people, and these dozen fat people all write joint letters, saying that your classmate Shan Yong is a fat killer, and they are afraid when they see you, and there is a shadow in their hearts, and they say that when they see you, they will involuntarily cover their chrysanthemums, (to be continued.) )