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"Oh my God, I haven't finished licking this photo sister yet, and there is a live video tonight! It's still a funny joke! Why do I suddenly think that Su Dong and Su Chengcheng are quite good together, at least in the past two days, Su Dong has begun to become very positive, and he has begun to interact with our fans more often. ”

"I feel the same way, when I heard you say this, I originally wanted to go to the Black Su Allure City, but after reading your comment, I want to praise Su Allure now."

"It's true that although she got Su Dong's heart, she gave us Su Dong's people!"

"It's okay upstairs, where are you from?"

"Whatever!!

“......”

In the past two days, the smell of gunpowder under Su Dong's Weibo is relatively strong.

When he returned to the hotel, Su Chengcheng turned on the computer, while Su Dong was lying on the table writing jokes.

"Ahem, you come here."

Su Tingcheng glanced at him: "What are you going to do?" ”

"Have you watched the news broadcast?"

"What do you say, this question is really not technical at all, living in our country, who hasn't watched the news broadcast?" Su Chengcheng asked Su Dong rhetorically.

"You're right," Su Dong scratched his head, "How about we do a funny news broadcast together that night?" ”

"Funny news hookup?" Su Chengcheng asked Su Dong: "Can this also be funny?" ”

"This is the book I wrote, you can take a look."

Su Tingcheng didn't stretch out his hand to pick it up, but said with a little meaning: "Isn't this something good to write, and excused yourself and said no, I think you are just lazy, but I have listened to Jiayi's report, she said that when you are filming movies here, many times you are too lazy to eat, you are really lazy to go out of depth." ”

"Nope! How could it be! You can also see the photos on Weibo, I am very careful to be a foodie. Su Dong excused himself.

"Is there one? Sorry, I may have been too busy to see it. ”

At half past eight in the evening, Su Dong and Su Tingcheng appeared in front of the live broadcast camera as scheduled, and the friends had already put down their work, and they also wanted to see Su Dong's latest jokes, to be exact, they came to see Su Chengcheng, after all, this was the first time to say a joke.

"Hey, the two of them are dressed a little strangely today."

"Yes, Su Dong and Su Tingcheng actually appeared in suits, didn't they say they were going to tell jokes, how does this look like they are doing a live news broadcast."

"Don't say it, it's really like it."

"I'm looking forward to the next show more and more."

There are still many people watching Su Dong's live broadcast tonight.

Su Chengcheng spoke first: "Su Dong and I will bring you the latest news tonight. ”

Su Dong broadcast solemnly: "The following is a review of the following recent news content. First of all, sports news. ”

Su Tingcheng: "In the World Cup qualifiers held on the evening of August 2, the Chinese men's football team once again did not expect it, lived up to expectations, and lost to the second team of South Korea without being humble or arrogant!" ”

Su Dong: "I've been watching Chinese football for more than ten years, and the most common thing the commentator said was 'There is not much time left for the Chinese football team!'" ’”

Seeing this, many viewers couldn't stop laughing.

In Huaxia Yanjing, Li Qingyi watched Su Qingcheng and Su Dong singing and telling jokes on the video, it was still such a funny joke, and he couldn't help but break his work.

In a certain garden community, "Husband, what are you looking at in the quilt and smiling so happily, are you chatting with which green tea~~~"

"Ahem, where, wife, I'm watching Su Dong's live broadcast, he and Su Chengcheng are really funny!"

"Oh, Su Dong, I want to see it too!"

In a college dormitory, "What are you looking at and smiling so happily, Xiao Ai?" ”

"It's nothing, it's Su Dong's live broadcast."

"Didn't you say that Su Dong and Su Chengcheng are together, and I will never like him again in the future and stop watching his live broadcast?"

"Ahem, I'm just saying, haha! I won't tell you! There is not much time left for the Huaxia football team, Su Dong is so funny! How did he come up with such words, and the Chinese football team that Su Qingcheng said earlier is not unexpected, it lives up to expectations, it is not surprising, it is not humble or arrogant to lose to the second team of South Korea, or the second team, our national team is also weak! ”

The roommates next to them heard it, and they saw Xiao Ai laughing like crazy, and they quickly took out their mobile phones or clicked on the computer to find Su Dong and Su Chengcheng who were live on the Allure video.

Su Tingcheng took over the words of his partner Su Dong: "It is difficult for Chinese football to succeed, mainly because there are no stars, and collective sports need stars if they want to succeed." Zinedine Zidane retired, and France did not slow down for six years. Puskas has passed, and Hungary has not slowed down for sixty years. Gao Yu has retired, and Huaxia has not slowed down for a thousand years! ”

As soon as Su Tingcheng's words fell, the friends in the room were about to laugh out of tears, and the big red flowers in the message box were floating down one by one......

Su Dong said: "In view of this situation, after in-depth discussions and studies between relevant departments and fan associations across the country, it was decided to remove Gao Yu's sculpture and use Cao Cao's sculpture instead, and worship it as the ancestor of the Chinese men's football team." Because the concept of Cao Cao and the Chinese men's football team is quite consistent, that is, I would rather bear the people of the world than the people of the world should bear me. ”

Su Qingcheng almost couldn't hold back, she forcibly suppressed the urge to laugh and took Su Dong's words: "In fact, the logo of a strong football team is that its results are stable!" Looking at international football, only the Chinese men's football team can do this. Not every team is called 'special ability to lose', the Chinese men's football team has focused on losing for 30 years, and it has been imitated and never surpassed! ”

Unable to tolerate the little friends below who were already laughing at themselves, Su Dong took the words of Su Chengcheng next to him: "The advertising slogan of the Chinese men's football team is that we don't score goals, we are just football porters!" ”

Su Tingcheng: "The latest newsIn the football match that just ended, the Chinese men's football team lost 1:3 to Iraq, and our reporter randomly interviewed several beauties and asked them how they would choose in front of the Chinese men's football players and Su Dong, who is known as the 'national male god', and they all replied in surprisingly unanimous terms. ”

Su Dong spoke: "How simple this question is, the members of the Chinese men's football team are all handsome, have good figures, and play football well, so I choose 'Su Dong'!" ”

"Haha!! I've burst into tears of laughter! Su Dong, you're enough! ”

"Shameless, I've never seen you praise yourself like this! But I just like your serious way of talking nonsense! ”

"666, my feelings are those three sixes. Su Dong, don't talk about cross talk, what kind of movie is it, it's really! ”

Su Tingcheng breathed a sigh of relief, "Next is the travel news. ”

Su Dong: "According to the survey, tourism has become a fashionable way of life for Chinese people. During the Golden Week in a scenic spot, due to too many people, tourists were congested and tourists were stranded. In order to avoid this incident, the following regulations will be implemented for tourists. ”

Su Chengcheng said seriously: "Single eyelid play in a single day." ”

Su Dong: "Double eyelid two-day play." ”

Su Chengcheng: "A single pair of night play!" ”

Su Dong: "Players wearing sunglasses are treated as deliberately covering their eyelids - not allowed to play!" ”

Su Tingcheng couldn't help but smile: "Men chase women together for domestic play." ”

Su Dong: "Women chasing men together to play abroad. ”

Su Tingcheng: "I'm still single, what to play - overtime!" ”

"Big saffron brush up! I can see that Su Dong has completely damaged the goddess Su Tingcheng! Such a good boss is now saying to the outside that the single dog is working overtime on holidays, and I don't eat this dog food! I'm married! ”

"That's not funny, the dishes above are funny to travel and have a limited number, and the implementation conditions of the limit are actually decided according to the single and double of the eyelids, oops, my stomach hurts when I laugh."

"I'm already laughing and crying, come on upstairs and hold on!"

"The friends below hold on, we must not laugh and cry, I finally listened to Su Dong tell a joke, let's go back and cry again, it will be so funny, what's even funnier is that others ask us why we are crying, can we answer that we listened to jokes?"

"Don't talk upstairs, what you say is funny!"

Su Dong: "Recently, a female tourist in Chongqing refused to pay because there was no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork she ordered, which caused concern in the Chinese food industry, and the most seriously affected was the wife cake. Because they are unable to satisfy a diner's desire to buy a cake and give a wife. ”

Su Chengcheng is now more and more stable, and he was a little nervous at the beginning of the advertisement, but now that he has completely let go, he just wants to laugh......

"Now it's entertainment news, Chengdu is shocked to see the world's ugliest wax museum, many domestic, international titles of big stars have a strong local atmosphere, causing a lot of celebrities to be dissatisfied, the wax figure maker explained: These stars take off their makeup is like this."

Su Dong: "This station raises objections to this, celebrities don't all rely on makeup to go out, for example, Su Dong is still handsome without makeup." ”

Su Tingcheng said: "This year's domestic film box office has achieved good results, to talk about the several movies that have been box office hits in the past few years, there are plans to start filming sequels, and the sister chapter of "The Grandmaster" "The Second Grandmaster" has been put on the agenda, as for "The Third Grandmaster" and "The Fourth Grandmaster" Su Tingcheng said that the company has no money. The second part of "Monster Hunt", "Monster Hunt", is also in preparation. ”

Su Dong: "And the box office myth of domestic animation "The Return of the Great Sage" will also launch a series of sequels, they are "The Great Sage Walks Slowly", "The Great Sage Returns Again", "The Great Sage Goes Again", "The Great Sage is Still Coming", "The Great Sage Don't Go", "The Great Sage You Can't Come Back" and "The Great Sage You Can't Go Away", as well as the final chapter of the Great Sage "The Great Sage is Tired". ”

Su Chengcheng: "Next is the news of entertainment. ”

Su Dong: "Recently, a certain singer Wang wanted to apologize to the public and admit that he cheated in marriage, and the scandals of celebrities such as Wang, Wen, and Ma were exposed one after another, which also made the public sigh. As the famous saying goes, marriage is like a besieged city, and people outside the city want to go in. ”

Su Qingcheng: "The people in the city are really good at playing!" ”

Su Dong was very cooperative with Su Chengcheng, he glanced at his partner next to him blankly, and then turned his head to look at the camera. This acting skill is definitely at the level of an Oscar actor, and many netizens said that this must be Su Chengcheng's temporary change of lines, and the phrase "people in the city really know how to play" has immediately become a popular language. (To be continued.) )