30. Hulu baby
Back in the corridor, Changsheng sneezed coldly as soon as he ripped his coat off his head, and the voice-activated lights lit up with the sound.
"Let there be light." Changsheng rubbed his nose, looked up at the lamp and said.
"It's still noisy, remember to wear more clothes next time you go out." Chen Qingzhu scraped the bridge of Changsheng's nose, "Don't worry about the sheep, I'll take a look when I go back to warm up." ”
"You just said jujube tea." Chang Xiaopang grabbed the corner of Chen Qingzhu's clothes and reminded secretly, "I can drink three bowls." ”
Chen Qingzhu was only wearing a woolen sweater, and he walked all the way with Changsheng on his back, and he was faintly sweating, he nodded again and again, and led Changsheng home.
Boiled hot water in the pot, minced ginger with green tea, and a few spoonfuls of brown sugar on low heat until it boiled and rolled with the hot water. After about 20 minutes, the kitchen is filled with the fragrance of jujube and a little spicy ginger.
Chen Qingzhu found a woolen ball hat and put it on Changsheng, the round little fat face and the two balls of hairballs falling next to his ears complemented each other. He served Changsheng a small bowl of piping hot jujube tea, and a few red dates floated in the bowl around the green leaves, exuding bursts of rich aroma.
The long little hairball opened his eyes wide and looked at Chen Qingzhu expectantly, and when he saw the bowl in his hand, he was immediately deflated, and discussed, "Can you start with five bowls?" ”
"The three bowls that are said to be good can only be three bowls." Chen Qingzhu ruthlessly rejected the immortal who had jujube tea in his eyes, and said softly, "Hold it in the palm of your hand to warm your hands first, don't rush to drink it first, it's too hot." ”
Chang Xiaopang covered the small and cute bowl that was not much bigger than the tea cup, leaned over to smell the aroma of jujube tea, and suddenly wrinkled his nose and said aggrievedly, "Will you also leave without saying a word like a sheep and a dog?" ”
Chen Qingzhu was stunned for a moment, not knowing where the little hairball came from, but the other party was sad because of the loss of the sheep and dogs, so he comforted as usual, "I won't, after all, the sheep can't speak." ”
Changsheng took a small sip of warm stomach jujube tea, and drank the sweetness of brown sugar and the richness of red dates in one gulp, and sometimes there was a little bitterness and slight spiciness, and his whole body was hot. He sighed comfortably, drank half a cup of it in satisfaction, and suddenly remembered something, and said, "Have you ever had a girlfriend?" ”
Master once said that the modern way of communication is more open than the folk customs of the Daqing Dynasty, two small hearts attract each other, and you can talk about a love with a feeling, maybe you can talk heartily or painfully, and some are like a pot of old wine, from the beginning to the end of the song, everything is empty. Talk about it all by liking, a variety of personal ways of living, if you don't want to drink, self-drinking is also welcome, magicians and saints and single dogs all prefer this mouthful.
Chen Qingzhu took a sip of tea and said lightly, "No." ”
Chang Xiaopang finished drinking a bowl and lay comfortably on the table, the little hairball head cushioned the back of his hand, and issued a series of small question marks, "Have you ever liked others?" Has anyone ever liked you? ”
Chen Qingzhu saw that Changsheng's little fat face was already a little ruddy, so he served him another bowl, and then said, "It's normal to like others and be liked. ”
"What about you?" Changsheng looked at him unrelentingly, his little heart pounding rapidly.
Chen Qingzhu shook his hand and replied a little stiffly, "...... No. ”
The women around me are very sensible, and they never list Chen Yuchu as the object of care, especially if they have no compatriot friendship!
Changsheng's heart suddenly relaxed, his heart almost went to the sky just now, for fear that Chen Yuchu and his little girlfriend would run away and owe several meals and not pay them back! What a bastard! In the past, I could eat three bowls and five bowls of rice, but it was folded into two and a half bowls and four and a half bowls! Chen Yuchu, you are not human, you return my rice!
Chen Qingzhu stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Changsheng's eyes, "What are you in a daze?" Don't drink tea anymore to cool. ”
Changsheng came back to his senses, hurriedly turned off the BGM with a loudspeaker in his heart, and hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to drink tea.
Outside the window, the world is covered in silver and lit up, adding a lively atmosphere to the winter day. From the vitality wrapped in the heavy falling snow on the treetops and branches, to the laughter and laughter in the thousands of lights, it seems that you can feel the heat from the bottom of your heart in the cold winter.
"Although I keep the cold away, I can't drink too much." Chen Qingzhu took away the empty bowl and patted the small hairball on the top of Changsheng's head, "Otherwise, it will still be hot, now take advantage of the warmth on your body to go to sleep quickly." ”
The warmth hit, his eyelids gradually became sleepy, Changsheng's little head flickered, and he was lazy, just as his butt had just left the chair, the door was suddenly slammed violently.
"Open the door!" Bai Laicai was addicted to acting, and suddenly felt that he should wear a cheongsam, and slapped the door panel and shouted, "You have the ability to find a man, you have the ability to open the door!" ”
Changsheng was so shocked that he sat back on the chair again, and the corners of his mouth twitched with pain. He then looked at Chen Qingzhu a little blankly, with a helpless expression, "What's wrong with him?" ”
Chen Qingzhu was also taken aback, but quickly frowned and went to open the door, and when he saw the person outside the door, he opened his mouth and said, "I have medicine." ”
"Huh?!" Bai Laicai was suddenly opened and almost fell to the ground, but fortunately he wittily grabbed the door frame, looked up suspiciously and asked, "Why?" ”
"Because I think you're sick." Chen Qingzhu threw down a sentence and walked back, suddenly turned around and said quickly, "Something is standing at the door and saying." When you run out of disposable slippers at home, don't come in. ”
Bai Laicai said aggrievedly, "I seem to hear the sound of sheep and dogs." ”
Sounds terrible! It's like asking for your life, scaring you every minute.
Changsheng stood up and ran out with some excitement, "Where did you hear that?" ”
"Just in the living room." Bai Laicai moved his ears, "It seems that there is a ...... again"
is reflecting on why the owner can't establish an intimate relationship with his pet, but Bai Laicai looks like the immortal of the little three, and suddenly he heard the voice of the sheep and dog eggs clearly.
The sound of the sheep and dog eggs is contrary to the soft and glutinous sound of bleating and selling cute and coquettish in the past, and the sound at this time is more like a wolf howl, and the sound is several times larger than that of ordinary species, no longer a little goat, but a big trumpet!
Before Changsheng could react, the kidnappers who kidnapped the sheep and dogs were on the verge of collapse, and he did a lot of things to bully the soft and afraid of the hard because of his soft and glutinous personality before Geng Zhi. But what I didn't expect was that downstairs suddenly seemed to be a different person, and the soft persimmons in the past suddenly hardened. He was also harassed by the counter-artifact and became more and more irritable, and he often saw the immortal sheep and dog eggs, so he wanted to sell the sheep and dog eggs to the mutton restaurant.
As long as you can look at the other party's depressed and sad appearance, you can add some comfort to your heart, and you can't see the person who was bullied into a soft persimmon by yourself one day riding on your head.
But now it is even more unbearable that it is a sheep that has been silent, suddenly irritable and crazy, and its cry is more and more terrible, as if it is being punished by perversion.
The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man covered his ears and quietly opened the door of the guest room, wanting to peek at one or two. The king of Hades behind the door was already hungry and impatient, and the ghosts and gods who could skip work to escape from the underworld in order to eat and not do their jobs could bear to be hungry when they were kidnapped! At least there is still a mouthful of breast milk to drink from the little fat man!
The more I think about it, the more unbalanced my psychology becomes, and I simply howl and complain!
That's right, this kind of scream, which is worse than a wolf's howl, comes from the Hades losing his temper with hunger, which is very terrifying! He is a man from hell.
The door was slightly opened, and the king of Hades, who had finished venting, had long been impatient, and now he was on fire, and when he saw the man in the crack of the door, he was dissatisfied with the mana on the horns of the lamb and rushed towards the kidnappers. The horns were infinitely powerful, and the kidnappers with more than 100 pounds on their heads were like a kitten, and they threw the kidnappers all the way out.
He also made a perfect parabola from the air, and then fell to the ground with a thud. The kidnappers were smashed to the ground in unspeakable pain, and the bones all over his body seemed to fall apart, and his hands and feet twitched and moaned.
Hades kicked his front legs, looked at him arrogantly and contemptuously, and took advantage of the other party's pain and breathlessness to set a ten thousand ghost method for the other party. As the name suggests, this magic spell of ten thousand ghosts is to show the phenomenon of the eighteen layers of hell in the underworld in 3D form in each of the other party's dreams, the image is realistic and lifelike, as if you are in the scene, and the special effects are particularly good, the kind of five yuan!
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The king of Hades stepped on the body of the kidnapper and opened the door with his little hooves, ready to return triumphantly to join Changsheng in his hometown 101.
As soon as he stepped down a few stairs, before Hades could clear his throat and make a pose, he was startled by the menacing three people from the upper floor. Changsheng ran in the front, the corners of his eyes were still a little peach, and he ran over in a few steps with tears in his eyes, hugged the king of Hades in his arms, and hurriedly pulled the hair to check it.
Changsheng rubbed the little derpy hair of the sheep dog egg with palpitations, and kissed it heavily on the head.
Hades, who was about to show off his heroic appearance just now with the immortal transmission, directly stiffened into a statue. Then the four hooves fluttered and reacted very violently, almost trying to escape from the clutches of the lewd-demon. Because then it was passed into Bai Laicai's arms, and the other party had tears in his eyes and heavy apologies and guilt, and melted away a fear and mustard in his heart, and kissed the old man fiercely, the male god Hades, several times!
Oh! It's too late! Hades' forehead kiss was taken away like a festival.
Even the men of the underworld dare to kiss, you are not small, wait for you to die! Hades comforted himself.