[Section 49 Promise not to kill you]
Zhang Yang was a little speechless, he read it several times, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his reply, so he called Lin Yi back.
"What?"
Zhang Yang coughed: "No, I just want to ask, what's wrong with the content of my reply?" I watched it twice before I posted it, so there's nothing wrong with it. ”
Lin still sighed helplessly, "It's not a matter of guilt, the key is that the little princess wants to hear you sing, so you don't feel flattered, should you give something to say?" As a result, you are good, you sent people away with a sentence of downloading and listening, and reminded people to pay, do you know how popular the little princess is? I think it's better for you not to go online in the last two days, otherwise the 80 million Danyang guards will drown you with a mouthful of spit. ”
Zhang Yang laughed dryly, "It's not that exaggerated, right?" Besides, if I don't let her download it, can I still run into the palace and sing it to her? ”
Lin was still speechless for a while, "Don't you know that you can upload music on Weibo?" ”
"I didn't think about it, and I didn't have time to sing, my singing voice was about to catch fire, how could I have time to coax her a little child."
"Then you're too calm, aren't you?" Listening to Lin Zhen's tone, it seems that he is also a member of the eighty million Danyang Guards, and he has a bit of a taste of grievances for Princess Danyang.
Zhang Yang pouted, "Isn't it original, what age is it, isn't it just a little girl, what is there to be flattered about, if you can't sleep at night, let me sing to you, I will feel a little flattered." ”
"Pervert!"
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The comments on the Internet were indeed as Lin still said, and the 80 million Danyang guards were shocked, and they all complained about the little princess, especially after the little princess saw Zhang Yang's reply and sent a one-word response.
"Oh."
A simple word, in the eyes of the Danyang Guards, who were completely brainwashed by the innocent and cute little princess, was naturally the little princess pouting and aggrieved, so one by one Weibo comments and Aite completely drowned out the flamboyant Weibo.
"Zhang Yang, you get out of the old lady!"
"What's the reaction to this, just download and listen to our little princess and send our little princess away?"
"Yangda, although I have always liked you, but you are really a little unreasonable this time, the little princess is enthusiastic, you just reply 'go download it, remember to pay'?"
"For the record, I'm a member of the alpaca, but this time I'm completely on the side of the little princess, and I'll sing a few words to the little princess."
"Zhang Yang came out and sang to the little princess!"
"Get out!"
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In just half an hour, "Zhang Yang get out" and "Zhang Yang sings to the little princess" were brushed on the hot list of current affairs topics on Weibo, and many of them are Zhang Yang's fans, and Zhang Yang even saw many familiar IDs.
Zhao Jiajia wawa: "Zhang Yang, how can you treat the little princess like this, sing a few words to the little princess!" ”
Pacific Little Fish: "Get out and sing to the little princess!" ”
Only sing a slow song: "Zhang Yang get out and sing to the little princess!" (I'm just for the lineup to be neat, I don't really want you to get out, you can also drip if you climb out [laughs])"
Under the east fence of picking chrysanthemums in the daytime: "Zhang Yang get out and sing to the little princess!" (Ditto!) )”
Condor Hero: "You will be a little princess!" ”
You are proud: "Don't break the formation upstairs, follow downstairs: Zhang Yang get out and sing to the little princess!" ”
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Lin Suyuan, who had been unconditionally supporting Zhang Yang before, also came to join in the fun: "Zhang Xiaoyang, senior sister can't help you this time, by the way: Zhang Yang get out and sing for the little princess!" ”
Zhang Yang was talking to Lin Yi while looking at Wei Mo wiping his sweat, and Lin was still giggling on the other end of the phone, "Zhang Yang, you are really famous now, everyone knows it, haha!" ”
"Are you just that gloating?"
"It's none of my business, and I can't help you, so I have to gloat." Lin still stopped laughing slightly, "What are you going to do, wait a while, Zhang Yang will climb to the top of the real-time topic list when he gets out." ”
"You wait and see, just a little kid, I can't handle her?"
Zhang Yang hung up the phone and typed:
Cough...... After practicing the song all day today, my voice is a little dumb, so I won't sing the song, so I'll tell you a fairy tale:
In a distant land, there was a small kingdom where the kingdom and the queen wanted to have a child, so they prayed to heaven: "Heaven, we are all good kings and queens, love our people, please give us a child." ”
Later, the queen gave birth to a lovely little princess, her skin was as white as snow, her hair was black and soft, beautiful and lovely, and the king and queen named her Snow White.
Snow White grew up with the blessing of the people of the whole country and the favor of the king and queen, and grew into a little beauty who fell into the country and the city, she was lovely, beautiful, kind, and loved by everyone, and even fawns, rabbits, birds, and squirrels liked to play with her.
But the good times didn't last long, and Snow White's mother, the queen, died.
Later, the king married a new queen and found a new mother for Snow White.
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Halfway through the story, Snow White fled to the Seven Dwarfs, and the queen handed Snow White the poisoned apple, and the innocent Snow White happily took it.
Then he posted, "If you want to know what will happen next, please see tomorrow night's Weibo update." ”
Thereupon......
"Zhang Yang, get out of here, I promise not to kill you!"
"It's so hateful, I won't talk about it here, if the little princess really sees that she can still sleep tonight?"
"Anyway, this call story is very simple, and it is very suitable for children."
"I think it would be better if it were a different person!"
"I'm going to vomit blood!"
"I hope the little princess didn't see it!"
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Princess Danyang quickly forwarded and commented: "Woo woo, the queen is so bad, will Snow White die?" Did she eat poisoned apples? ”
There are rows of comforting in the comments below.
"Good, little princess, don't cry, the dwarf will come back to stop Snow White from eating the poisoned apple!"
"Kiss the little princess, don't cry, don't cry, sister will help you scold that bastard!"
"If Snow White dies, you'll be finished!"
"Chu Chu is good, don't cry."
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The little princess is titled Princess Danyang, with a single name of "Chu", and the Chinese people have many nicknames for her, such as Little Princess, Chu Chu, Dandan, and Yangyang.
Lin Suyuan continued to forward the little princess's Weibo and joined in the fun: "Publicize you to come out, this is not a pit for the little princess, I will also kill you!" ”
Actress Zhao Lin'er: "I just finished filming, only to find that Weibo is more exciting, as a member of the Danyang Guards, I just want to say, publicize you when you come out, I promise not to kill you!" ”
Heavenly King Zhang Jiahao: "This time I will resolutely stand on the side of the little princess!" ”
Host Sakura: "You are too hateful to publicize you, support the killing!" ”
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Because of a Weibo of the little princess, half of the fairy tale of Zhang Yang, directly caused a boom of superstar interaction in the air, and then led to the continuous fermentation and spread of Zhang Yang's name, and the next day, people who did not participate in this interaction also learned about it through guò news, and then went to Weibo to find topics, participate, and go to see the fairy tale of "Snow White", so overnight, Zhang Yang's Weibo attention continued to grow, and it has reached eight million.
TT News - The little princess shouted loudly in the air, and half of the fairy tale committed "public anger":
Yesterday, the little princess of Danyang, the king of popularity, suddenly posted a Weibo, shouting in the air about the recently popular poetry talent Zhang Yang, the little princess said that she wanted to listen to Zhang Yang sing "Qingming Rain", but Zhang Yang actually replied to let the little princess download it by herself, and reminded him not to forget to pay, which can be said to be stupid to countless netizens.
Tens of millions of Danyang guards jointly condemned Zhang Yang, including Zhang Yang's fans, and Lin Suyuan, the popular diva, also came to join in the fun, posting a blog saying: "Zhang Yang get out and sing to the little princess."
The public was angry, Zhang Yang had to post a blog again, called it in preparation for the PK knockout tournament that will start next week, practiced singing for days, his voice was hoarse, and there was no way to sing, so he told a fairy tale to the little princess.
In all fairness, this fairy tale called "Snow White" is simple and pure, very suitable for little princesses and children, but Zhang Yang left a big hole at the end, Snow White did not follow after taking the queen's poisonous apple, and said, "If you want to know what will happen, please see tomorrow night's Weibo update", as one of the Danyang guards who participated in the whole process of paying attention to this Weibo interaction last night, the editor just wants to say:
I'm going to beat you to death too!
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Yanjing Times - The little princess said she wanted to listen to Zhang Yang's singing, which led to a superstar Weibo interaction boom
Qiandu News - The little princess wants to listen to the song, and Zhang Yang's "death" causes public anger
Netcloud News - Zhang Yang's refusal to sing for the little princess provoked public anger, and half of the fairy tale became a big pit and then because of the superstar Weibo boom
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For some reason, all the media have invariably ignored a heavy gimmick in the little princess's Weibo - "sister"!
Who the hell is the little princess's sister?
In the Qiandu Zhang Yang Bar, Zhao Jiajia, who was overly curious, posted gossip: "Who is the little princess's sister, it seems to be a fan of Yangda." ”
Only sings a slow song: "It's not a princess anyway, is it an illegitimate ......"
Pacific fish: "Don't talk nonsense, or you'll be blocked!" ”
Qian Qianqian owes Qianqian money: "I just want to know, what is the ending of Snow White?" ”
Little Sister Next Door: "I want to know too." ”
I'm your boss: "Last night, I was cheap, and I told my daughter about it, but I cried for half the night, and my wife complained about the other half of the night......"
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At noon, the little princess posted another Weibo, and Aite fought: "Can Brother Zhang Yang tell a story?" What happened to Snow White? ”
"Brother Zhang Yang...... Woo woo, I didn't even hear the little princess call me sister! ”
"The old lady said that it hurts, the little princess should not be so simple, this is deceived by that guy!"
"You seem to have misused the word upstairs, right?"
"Zhang Yang doesn't hurry up and get out, the little princess wants to listen to the story!"
"As an alpaca, I am very happy, and as a Danyang guard, I express my jealousy!"
"I'm going to tell fairy tales too, little princess, you're waiting for me!"
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This time, it was Chu Yu who called to inform Zhang Yang.
"What are you doing?"
Zhang Yang was inexplicable: "I just finished taking a nap, and now I'm going to practice singing, what's wrong?" ”
"Sleep?" Chu Yu was a little crazy, "If I say this to you, believe it or not, the saliva of the people of the whole country can drown you?" ”
"Which little girl is it again?"
Chu Yu paused for a while, and then realized that the little girl in his mouth was Princess Danyang, and took two deep breaths, and then suppressed the urge to pull him over and beat him: "You read Weibo yourself." He hung up the phone.
Zhang Yang opened Weibo and looked at it, sighed helplessly, and then put away his phone. When I arrived at the singing room, I happened to bump into Du Qing head-on, this personality girl who only had music in her eyes and only smiled faintly at everyone actually stared at him with wide eyes, looking like she had seen a ghost.
Zhang Yang said strangely: "What's wrong?" ”
Du Qing said in surprise: "Why don't you write fairy tales yet, the little princess is waiting!" ”
Zhang Yang: "......"
Well, another Danyang Guard.