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"Today's program content is to record individual battles in this four-story shopping mall!" PD reminded loudly.

The treatment of the stars holding the moon disappeared in an instant, and it became the stars "beating" the moon, and the eight "RM" hosts quickly hugged together, unanimously to the outside world, and pointed the finger at Xinding Lindong.

"Lin Dong's threat is too great, I will knock him out first."

"Yes, that's it."

"Okay, before eliminating Lin Dong, no civil war is allowed."

……

Thousands of grass and mud horses are galloping in their hearts, and these people have no bottom line. Lin Dong had a feeling of falling into a pit, "Zhao PD, can you tell us first what punishment the loser in this issue will receive?" ”

This is the root of all strife, and the punishment in RM is sometimes quite terrifying, like the lingerie show in front of the bronze statue of King Sejong.

Liu Zaishi and several other punished people still remember it vividly, and for no reason it was a chill, "Yes, tell us what the punishment is first!" ”

Zhao Xiaozhen pd smiled, "The losers group wore red underwear on the catwalk in the mall. ”

"Can I quit now? It doesn't seem that guests are needed for personal battles, and it makes no difference if there is one more or less. Lin Dong was intimidated, wearing red pants on the catwalk, or in the mall, this is definitely a lifetime of black history.

"Lin Dongxi, stop kidding." Zhao Xiaozhen shook his head with a smile and walked into a small house next to him, "You guys come in alone to accept the task." ”

It seems to be playing for real.

Everyone looked at Lin Dong with bad intentions. The wood is beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy it, and the higher the tone, the faster it will die.

"That, based on the number of people today, is very strange. If you have a personal battle, there is no need to invite guests; If you fight in groups, the eight of you can also be divided into two teams......" Lin Dong put on a harmless expression and analyzed the situation.

"Needless to say, we don't communicate with the enemy. Everyone knows that your fooling skills are powerful, and you will never be separated. Kim Jong Kook, who is more serious everywhere, directly judged Lin Dong as the enemy, and then said to Lee Kwang-so, "If you dare to betray today, hehe~~"

"No, absolutely not! If I betray "RM" today, I will ......" professional traitors swear a poisonous oath on the spot.

The performance of these jokes was not like a joke at all, Lin Dong had to shake his head and smile bitterly. Although I don't know what the specific task is, the result of one vs eight is definitely not much better, "Don't go too far, I'm crazy, even I'm afraid of myself." ”

"Can it be more terrible than a punitive measure?"

Lin Dong was speechless.

……

Everyone went into the house to receive the task, and when they came out, they were all nervous.

Lin Dong stepped into a separate mission room with a question mark in his head.

Zhao Xiaozhen looked solemn, looked at Lin Dong carefully, and then gritted his teeth, as if he had made an extremely important decision, and pulled out one of the two task cards on the table, "Lin Dong Xi, you are today's hero." Follow the prompts on the mission card to find the five props and bring them back to the broadcast room on the 2nd floor of the mall......"

Lin Dong in turn carefully observed Zhao PD's facial expression, "Director Zhao Xiaozhen nim, these two mission cards should be the same." ”

"Ugh." Zhao Xiaozhen couldn't help but show a little surprised expression, but quickly returned to his original state, "Please write down the content of the task cue card as soon as possible." ”

Lin Dong flipped through the task card, but didn't look at the content at all, "It doesn't matter if you watch it or not." I guess not only are the two cards the same in content, but everyone else has the exact same mission. Is that right? ”

Picking up the camera on the table, Lin Dong personally acted as a VJ to give Zhao Xiaozhen a close-up of the PD, "Don't cut this shot in post-production, and put a few bomb special effects on your back to be perfect." The crew of "RM" was defeated by the guests, and the scheme was discovered as soon as the recording began, hahaha......"

Zhao Xiaozhen couldn't cry or laugh. Lin Dong's speculation is completely correct, and it can be regarded as one of the more brilliant clips in the show; But the program group, especially Zhao PD, has become a background board, so it's a bit of a cup.

"The mission is complete, please start shooting." Zhao Xiaozhen PD hurriedly slipped away.

"If you can run, a monk can't run to the temple, I'm a guest in this issue, and I can talk to the camera." Lin Dong instructed VJ to pat himself on the side and not on the front, "Audience friends, now is the time for Detective Lin to solve your doubts." Before the game starts, it's said that it's a personal battle, but the mission is to find items. If there is really an undercover agent, it is too easy to be seen as flawed. ”

Lin Dong picked up the task card and faced the camera, "So finding something must be just a cover." There should be other guests competing with us. ”

"Considering the number of people, we have nine people on our side, so it is very likely that there will be one or three guests. But the program team temporarily invited me to be a guest, which is obvious. Because there are three real guests, and it is impossible to form an even team with the eight-person host team of "RM", let me make up the number. ”

The VJs, directors and writers present were all stunned, and they thought that the plan was seamless, but the temporary worker guessed it all. The crew all felt that their IQ was not enough and they felt slapped in the face. Especially such a shot can't be cut yet, because the audience loves to watch it.

"Hahaha, you still want to play Brother Dong, it's too tender."

IQ suppression? Lin Dong left the mission house with a faint sense of superiority, ready to join forces with the "RM" party to arrest the three mysterious guests.

"In Brother Shi, there must be other guests in this issue, none of us are undercover ......"

Everyone didn't give face at all, and looked at Lin Dong vigilantly, "Don't try to fool, no matter what you say, we won't believe it." Regardless of whether you are undercover or not, in short, you will be eliminated first, then it must be right. ”

"Hey, you're still unreasonable?! I'm sure the program team also arranged three mysterious guests. Now we're in this group! ”

The eighth host of "RM" seemed to have never heard of it, and walked directly into the filming site and officially started.

If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates. Everyone was drunk and I woke up alone, Lin Dong could only shake his head and smile bitterly, "Even if it's just me, I have to win!" You must not wear big red pants on the catwalk under the camera, never! ”

"Others laugh at me for being crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through it!" Lin Dong walked into the "battlefield" with a very stylish step.

The follow-up VJ felt that this picture was special, so he couldn't help but ask: "Lin Dongxi, this sentence is particularly beautiful, what does it mean?" ”

"What do you mean?" Lin Dong pointed to the eight-member "RM" who came first, "That is to say, they are all stupid X." If you want to win, you still have to rely on Lin Dong oppa. (To be continued.) )