The little dinosaur opened its mouth and shouted, and the T-Ara practice room on the other end of the phone instantly exploded, chattering and chattering. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lin Dong's head suddenly hurt a little, and for the first time, he felt that it was not a good thing to have more women.

"Let Gurie speak."

"Inside."

Sweet, soft and glutinous little milk voice, soft-spoken, perfect for storytelling.

It turned out that T-Ara had released "Cry-Cry" and the follow-up song "Aren't We in Love", which were widely acclaimed, and the sound source results were also good. However, there was no honor, and none of the three major TV stations received an award for their singing programs.

There's a raging fire burning in my heart, and T-Ara is holding back her big move.

The highly toxic "Lovey-Dovey", and the ghost step dance that has never been tried by a girl group. Singing and dancing at the same time, vowing to regain the glory it deserves.

Of course, the premise of holding the ultimate move is "holding", which is the darkest before dawn.

"This dance was very difficult, so it took a lot of time to practice, and even at night I had to ......"

"No need to explain. I can understand that. Lin Dong took a few deep breaths, adjusted his mood, and then smiled into the microphone and asked, "Why did Zhiyan call first just now?" ”

"That kind of photo is a prank at a glance, how can a normal bridge jumper still post kakao. Only a fool would take it seriously. ”

"Ernie, I'm not a fool! Hyo-min is the big fool. ”

"What? Looks like I have the highest education. ”

The other end of the phone was once again a mess, as if forgetting that the phone was being connected.

Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, hung up the phone, and solved the case bizarrely, the more he investigated, the more confused he became.

"A few days ago, I said that I wanted to take a leave of absence, and I wanted to be with me all the time; Now in order to practice dancing, even her husband has forgotten. Is T-Ara really that important? ”

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.

Bearing weight is not only a matter for a few T-Ara people, but also many supporters in the back. Fans, companies, friends, and family, especially the bitter husband!

……

Bored flipping through the address book of his mobile phone, Lin Dong couldn't find anyone to relieve his worries.

Around the New Year, it is the busiest time for artists.

The company held an annual meeting and invited a few singers to warm up.

At the end of the year, the mall promotion, invite a few artists to cheer for popularity.

The soldiers in the army are hungry and thirsty, and for the New Year's holiday, please ask the women's group to raise a few.

……

There are countless commercial performances like this, which is the coolest season for artists to make money, and it is also the most difficult time to work overtime.

Lin Dong couldn't do anything except smoke and be lonely. I can't even find an opponent for drunkenness. I have to admit that my interpersonal skills are not good, and my network is pitifully small.

"Zebra, zebra, don't you fall asleep......"

Lin Dong opened his mobile phone with joy, and when he looked at the caller ID "Old Jiang", he was in any interest.

"If you have something to say, you have nothing to do. I want to be quiet!"

The other end of the phone brought bad news: "The power pole in Moon Village has been knocked down, and the road into the village has been blocked by a large truck carrying a load of stones. Engineers can't come in and fix the grid. So ......"

"Understood, no more talk. Inform the crew to rest and strictly prohibit leaving the village. Then find the villagers to open the road, and do whatever you want. Lin Dong didn't say much, and hung up the phone directly.

Things have already happened, and it's useless to say anything. There is Jiang Jiongzhe pressing the field over there, and there should be no chaos.

Lin Dong has more important things to do, "Lee Seung Gi, top your lungs!" If you want to play, Dongge will play with you. Grass! ”

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Samseong-dong, Gangnam District, located next to the famous Cheongdam-dong, is also a similar rich area.

Stars such as Son Ye-jin, Kim Tae-hee, and Song Hye Kyo live here, and Lee Seung-gi also lives here. And, unfortunately, Lee Seung Gi and Lee Hyori live on different floors of the same building.

Since the live broadcast of "Little Bird" on SBS's "Popular Ballads" that day, Lee Seung Gi has been hiding at home every day to temporarily avoid the limelight, as well as remotely directing revenge operations.

A few days ago, the armed attack failed, and Pyongbai lost 100 million won. However, it is a long knowledge to learn the strategies of the Chinese to make evil.

Today, I drew a scoop based on the gourd, first cut off the power and then blocked the road, which made the crew stare dryly.

"It's just a small thing to make a fool of myself, and a few months later, after the limelight has passed, I am still a big star of both virtue and art. And if his crowdfunding movie fails, how should he face more than 10,000 investors? Hahaha, Lin Dong, you're dead. ”

Lee Seung-gi was extremely excited, full of the thrill of revenge.

In order to pretend to be a "saint", I haven't played with a woman for a long time, so I have to celebrate it today. Lee Seung-gi opened the 19 forbidden love action movie and jerked off hard at the computer screen......

Suddenly, a smell a hundred times more stinky than stinky tofu permeated the room.

Lee Seung Gi sniffed his left hand suspiciously, although it was also a little smelly, but not to that extent.

"Vomit~~Vomit~~" The disgusting super invincible pervert stinks, Lee Seung Gi can't care about masturbating, rushes out of the room, and looks around. But the whole house was so smelly that it was impossible to find the source.

Lee Seung-gi covered his nose and mouth, still unable to bear the stench. I had to run out of the house with my mobile phone.

"Hey, cleaning company? I need housekeeping. ”

A gentle female voice sounded: "Hello, sir! Reservations are required for our company's services, pls what time do you ......"

"Now, immediately, immediately!"

"I'm sorry. It's already close to work, and the service won't be available until tomorrow morning at the earliest. ”

Lee Seung-gi roared into his phone: "I'll pay twice as much!" ”

"I'm sorry, sir. Rules are rules, and temporary workers also have human rights. Poor security at night, especially for bachelors, the house is not safe, our nanny will not go to the house of a stranger at night to clean......"

Lee Seung-gi's face was black, "I'm not a pervert!" ”

The operator on the other end of the phone lost patience, "Tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock, this is the fastest time to provide service, do you need it, sir?" ”

"I'm going to fuck you," Lee scolded angrily.

"Toot! Honk! Toot ......"

"Damn. How dare you hang up on me! I'll clean you up when I'm free. ”

Lee Seung Ki called all kinds of housekeeping cleaning services again, but they all refused without suspense, "I'm Lee Seung Gi, I'm really not a pervert, please send someone over to help clean up." ”

"Phew! I'll return Kim Tae-hee. Tut ~ Tut ~ Tut ......"

is a big star, but he can't return home.

The good mood disappeared without a trace, and Lee Seung Gi only felt helpless.

tightened his pajamas, carried his slippers and walked downstairs, ready to go to his parents' house for the first night.

As soon as he arrived at the parking lot, two masked men wearing masks suddenly sprang out and threw the foul-smelling canned herring at Lee Seung Gi.

"Slut Lee Seung-gi, how dare you beat Wuli Yun'er's idea? See how I clean you up. ”

"Chick-chicken, look at the move. I'm going to make you stink. ”

The canned herring was all smashed on the clothes, and it stinked so much that it made people want to kill themselves. Lee Seung Gi ran to the car and scolded angrily: "Stop, or I'll call the police!" It's not going to make it easy for you guys to die. ”

"Newspaper, report! Such an assault, which does not constitute bodily harm, is not even a criminal case and is subject to a maximum detention of 15 days. ”

"Why do you talk so much? Smash him! ”

Two masked men chased after Lee and frantically smashed canned herring.

"Damn! When did even anti understand the law so well. Lee Seung-gi was dumbfounded, so he could only run as hard as he could and escape into the car, "Come on!" Do you have two feet or four wheels? ”

The two masked men raised their middle fingers and cursed, "Silly fork!" Then he turned and walked away.

Lee looked like he had won a battle, his head tilted at 30 degrees, his nostrils facing the sky.

However, the stench spread again in the carriage, even stronger than the smell in the house. Because the clothes are stained with herring and juice, there is no way to hide from the smell attack at close range.

"There is heating in the car, and you should not freeze to death without clothes. There shouldn't be any reporters watching at night, right? ”

Lee had no choice but to take off his clothes and throw them out of the car.

Wear big pants and get back on the road. (To be continued.) )