The eldest grandson Jun is not an idiot, in the original setting, he should be an extremely smart person, but in the twisted fanworld, he is often forced to lower the IQ limit, especially when it comes to Yi Xichen and other men. So at this moment, he vaguely felt that something was wrong, but his IQ just refused to go online.

"Sword competition?" The eldest grandson Jun's reflex arc captured the content of the conversation between Lu Ziyao and Yi Xichen for a long time, "Ten days later? ”

If he remembered correctly, the five-year sword competition had already ended, and there was still some time before the next five years, so how could it be held at this time?

Lu Ziyao slapped off the goosebumps on his arm: "What, junior brother, didn't you forget?" ”

Yi Xichen also looked at him suspiciously: "Zijun, what's wrong with you today, you and I practice swordsmanship every day for the sword competition, you ......"

The eldest grandson frowned. Lu Ziyao and Yi Xichen's tone is so consistent, do they join forces to play him? Or is his memory wrong? He asked, "What year, month, and day is today?" ”

Lu Ziyao replied: "Bingchen year, Wuxu month, Gengwu day." ”

The eldest grandson Jun felt a tooth ache: "Bingchen year? It's obviously the year of Jiazi. ”

"A, Jiazi?" Lu Ziyao and Yi Xichen looked at each other.

The year of Bingchen and the year of Jiazi are counting eight years and fifty-two years, which is a bit of a joke.

The eldest grandson Jun was also puzzled. Every Jiazi year, the other side of the cloud will open once, he and Yi Xichen just went to buy a bunch of magic weapons and came back (most of them are x toys, or not x toys can also be used as x toys), he will definitely not remember such a clear thing.

Now Yi Xichen has completely realized the severity of the problem. Today's eldest grandson Jun is very abnormal, and this abnormality is beyond the scope of joking. If it is said that the eldest grandson Jun has an abnormal quarrel with him in private, it is not completely impossible, but it is absolutely absolutely impossible for him to be entangled in front of the third person.

Yi Xichen said: "Zijun, was your brain caught by the door when you went out in the morning?" ”

Eldest grandson Jun: "......"

Lu Ziyao looked at this and that in surprise, not knowing what was going on.

Yi Xichen didn't know what to say about what happened just now, so he leaned into Lu Ziyao's ear, intending to whisper to him about the situation.

The eldest grandson looked at the pair in front of him...... The dog man is a man, and the vinegar jar in his heart is tumbling. As the third most charismatic person in addition to the two protagonists, Lu Ziyao is a brick for building socialism, where it needs to be moved. Therefore, in the distorted world in the heart of the eldest grandson, Lu Ziyao is a supporting role, and he pays for Yi Xichen without dignity and for no reason, just to pick Yi Xichen's chrysanthemums.

The eldest grandson couldn't help but be disgusted: "Are you kidding me?" ”

Lu Ziyao was surprised: "Tricking you? Why did the eldest grandson say this? ”

The eldest grandson Jun had a calm face: "Are you getting better behind my back?" ”

"Ah???h Lu Ziyao's jaw almost dropped, and he asked cautiously, "What do you mean by being good and being good?" ”

"You must have your brain caught in the door!" Yi Xichen looked at the eldest grandson with a terrifying gaze, and shook his head desperately, "Otherwise, how can you think that I am with you...... With you...... What ......" He couldn't restrain himself from clamping his hip as he felt a dull ache there. He now understands why Zijun asked him if his butt hurts in the morning.

"Hiss......" Now the eldest grandson's teeth are even more sore. What is the situation, the person who was still crying hoarse in his bed yesterday actually doesn't admit his relationship with him today. You must know that he and Yi Xichen are the relationship that if the distance he moves in Yi Xichen's body is converted into the length of the milk tea cup, then they can circle the earth three times when enclosed!

Suddenly, the eldest grandson Jun had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and said angrily: "Yi Xichen! Did you deliberately abort our children? For Lu Ziyao, this adulterer?! ”

"Wow!" Lu Ziyao, who was innocently dragged into the battle, couldn't help but glance at Yi Xichen's stomach, feeling that his brain couldn't keep up with the rhythm. "Child, child?"

Yi Xichen almost fell on his head. Where the hell is this!!

After a while, Yi Xichen grabbed the sword in his hand and put on a defensive posture towards the eldest grandson: "You, is it really the eldest grandson Jun?" You're not going to be a demonic stand-in, are you?! ”

The eldest grandson was stunned. Yes, it makes sense, how do you look at Yi Xichen and Lu Ziyao in front of you, how are they abnormal, talking donkey's lips are not right for the horse's mouth, are they transformed by illusions, and they are also beaten upside down? The eldest grandson Zijun immediately put on a defensive posture: "Yi Xichen, when and where did you and I first meet?" ”

"When you first came to the Medicine Pavilion from the Sword Refining Pavilion, you were as cold as frost, and there was no one in your eyes. I took the initiative to talk to you, do you remember the first thing I said to you?! ”

"'Hey, you're so good-looking, let's make friends.'" How did I answer at the time? ”

"'.' Why did you become friends with me? ”

"You've been pestering me for a whole month, saying that I'm the best-looking boy in the Medicine Pavilion, and you have to be with me. I can't be pestered by you, I just want to be quiet. ”

Yi Xichen touched his nose: "Hey, is that so?" I thought you thought I was handsome and different. ”

Onlookers Lu Ziyao: "......"

Now the past is all right, although the illusion has the ability to imitate the appearance of human voices, but it cannot break into the sea of knowledge to spy on people's memories. This memory is indeed only known to Yi Xichen and the eldest grandson. ――The same author of the OOC.,When it's time to respect the original work, you will still respect the original work.。

Yi Xichen and Eldest Sun Zijun both put down their attacking postures, but they were still confused.

Lu Ziyao was a bystander, pulled Yi Xichen aside, and whispered: "Senior Brother Yi, Senior Brother Eldest Sun's symptoms now seem to be in a daze. What has he been doing these two days? Have you ever encountered anything unusual? What exotic flowers and plants did you eat? ”

Yi Xichen's face changed, and he shouted, "It's broken!" I remember you saying that. He scratched his head embarrassedly, "Last night, in order to refine the pill, I lacked Tianhe grass, so I took Zijun to accompany me to the miasma forest at the foot of the mountain......"

Lu Ziyao's face also changed after hearing this, and he blamed: "The miasma forest is full of misty miasma, you are really lawless, how dare you trespass into that kind of place!" The eldest grandson must have inhaled too many obstacles, causing a great change in his mind! Mind clear! ”

Yi Xichen regretted it in his heart. Last night, in order to break into the miasma forest, he stole two breath-holding pills from the Medicine Pavilion Elder Yao Bu Poison, and with those two breath-holding pills, he and his eldest grandson Jun Shun Lì obtained Tianhe Grass, and the slime pill he used just now was refined from Tianhe Grass. He didn't feel any discomfort himself, but Zijun was dragged down by him.

Since this is the case, he must be responsible for the eldest grandson. Not to mention that Zijun was killed by him, they are best friends, and he must find a way to cure Zijun's problem!

Yi Xichen shouted: "Senior Brother Lu, you help me appease Jun first, and then I'll go and refine the Awakening Divine Pill!" After speaking, he turned around and ran, and disappeared as soon as the smoke slipped, leaving the eldest grandson Jun and Lu Ziyao, the "rivals in love", staring wide-eyed.

"Heh, hehe." Lu Ziyao hadn't dealt with this situation either, he laughed dryly twice, and said in a good voice, "Tired of practicing swords, right?" Why don't I accompany my junior brother to the room to rest for a while......"

As soon as Yi Xichen left, the IQ of the eldest grandson Jun, who was forced offline, came back a little. The current situation is very weird, very weird. However, what exactly has changed, poor eldest grandson Jun can't fully perceive it, the only thing he knows is that Yi Xichen and Lu Ziyao seem to have changed two people, and their personalities are different.

The eldest grandson Jun turned around and left without saying a word. Lu Ziyao didn't know why, so he hurriedly followed behind.

Every time the eldest grandson Jun met a disciple on the road, he would ask what year it was, and everyone would answer him seriously. When I asked when the sword competition conference would start, I also replied that it was ten days later, which was completely consistent with Yi Xichen and Lu Ziyao's statement.

The people of the whole mountain gate united to play him together? It doesn't make sense, did he do anything to make everyone angry? He usually dragged a little, a little harder, and beat those who dared to covet Yi Xichen's chrysanthemums to half death and spit blood. How many people covet Yi Xichen's chrysanthemums in the Sword Gate this day? …… Wait a minute, it seems that the vast majority of male characters with impressions are eyeing Yi Xichen's chrysanthemums? In other words, have almost all the people in the mountain gate been taught by him......

The eldest grandson Jun was a little devastated. Why did everyone take such a terrible thing for granted in the past! Why hadn't he questioned these things before?

Lu Ziyao followed behind the eldest grandson Jun and said cautiously: "Look, this year is really the Year of Bingchen, we didn't lie to you." Senior Brother Eldest Sun, you may have been a little stimulated last night, it's okay, just let the Medicine Pavilion Elder take a look......"

The eldest grandson suddenly stopped and looked at a small sapling by the river in a daze. It was planted by him and Yi Xichen a few years ago, and in his impression, this peach tree should have blossomed and borne fruit, but now, it is still a small sapling.

- If people can deceive people, then things don't.

The eldest grandson Jun suddenly ran wildly.

How dare Lu Ziyao let him run around alone, and chased after him: "Senior Brother Eldest Sun, don't run, I'll accompany you to see Elder Yao first!" ”

Walk through the peach forest, turn around the sword training flat, and the Shennong Hall is behind. There was a chronology posted at the door of the Shennong Temple, which was the chronology of the automatic operation of the ancient divine power scroll, and no one could change it at will.

The chronology is clearly written - Bingchen year, Wuxu month, Gengwu day.

The eldest grandson Jun took a step back, his mind a little confused.

Why do reality and memory become distorted? Did he dream of sorghum for eight years? Or is he mentally deranged in some way? Or did someone use some magic weapon to make him strayed into the gate of time and space? Speaking of which, he vaguely remembered that he was sleeping in a daze last night, and a shocking thunder struck down outside the window, and the dazzling white light woke him up once.

Just then, a shrill voice sounded behind him.

"Yo, who is this? Senior Brother Lu, why are you always with some miscellaneous things, and you have a lot of bad luck in plain water. ”

When the eldest grandson heard this, he sighed and turned around slowly. The person he hated the most in the whole world appeared-Xiao Kui.