Chapter 8: Noise
"Yo, do you still want to do business?" Liu Ah smiled heartily: "Nacheng, look for me next time you catch the market." By the way, you said you caught your own fish? This fish is not small and looks at the depth of the water, don't give yourself a ride for a few small bucks. ”
"Liu Ah, don't worry, there are adults watching."
"If you have an adult watching, you should also pay attention to safety." After chatting this time, Liu Ah Mo had already packed up the bamboo blue weighing pole neatly, and when he left, he told him to pay attention to safety before turning around and leaving.
The short shirt of the Zhuang family is dressed, the body is slightly fat, the hair is tied with a wooden hairpin, how to look like a half-old woman from the back, but it turns around is a real man's face, although this face is feminine, flat-chested, no waist, and the parts that men have, but it is really a person who can have children! Pregnant for ten months, the kind that gave birth smoothly!
Thinking of this, Lou Yuzhu suddenly felt no pity and had the idea of becoming a monk.
"Brother Yu'er is gone, go home." Lou Hua grabbed Lou Yuzhu's hand. "I can't even catch lunch when I go back now, but it's Daddy's cooking today, so I should keep some."
Lou Yuzhu silently withdrew her tears. "Oh~" Don't eat the choking coarse grain.
Hurry back to the village, Lou Huajiao quickly took the path and hid the eggs and copper coins on the mountain, and went back to meet the two younger brothers before entering the house.
As soon as I entered the yard, I happened to be hit by Liu Ah, which stabbed the hornet's nest!
"Little bunny debt collector! Seeing the madness of the sky, the crazy boy was abducted and went to the mountain nest to be a daughter-in-law! "A mouth is a mantra.
Lou Yuzhu fell back angrily. From the memory of the original body, I knew that most of the places in the west of the Great Yuan Dynasty were poor and couldn't afford my brother and daughter-in-law, so there was a black-hearted young boy who sold it there, and the price was as low as a fat pig! This is a direct curse to cut off people and cut off their grandchildren to die, even if the enemy is vicious, it is not like this! "Fifth brother, go find Li Zhenglai." After a quick confession, Lou Yuzhu turned around and knelt in front of Liu Ah, tearing open her throat and crying.
"Ahh Yuzhu knows that we have three rooms to take care of today, one more person is a mouth, and there are a lot of fancy clothes at home, Ah, we will repay you when we grow up, and the silk and satin big fish and meat go out and the sedan chair is soft, I just ask you to take back what you just said. ”
Liu Ah Mo is used to being arrogant, and he doesn't hang his throat when he inserts his waist: "Ayaluo silk, big fish, big meat? Rely on your three rooms? Phew! Your three rooms are a pickled nest~ If I rely on you, it will be the life of eating wind and begging for food! ”
Thanks to Liu Ah's voice, a roar drew out the neighbors who were taking a nap after dinner.
Lou Yuzhu knelt down with a flushed face, crying even more sadly. "Ah, I am a brother and a life to marry, but the second brother and the fifth brother are your own grandsons, they will honor you, and you will want them to carry the spirit flag for you after a hundred years~~"
Most of the ancients cared about the aftermath, and Liu Ah Mo was even more speechless when he was provoked by this. "I don't want you debt collectors to carry a spirit flag for me, I have a grandson!"
"The second brother and the fifth brother are also your grandsons,"
"Whew! I don't want a cheap, life's pickled goods to carry the spirit flag, I don't have to be ashamed! ”
"Shut up!" The old man Lou in the house was originally going to take a lunch break, but he went out to interrupt when he heard his wife scolding more and more. looked at the black heads eavesdropping outside the fence, and his angry heart was on fire. "You are the child's pro-Ahma, and you shouldn't curse the child like this no matter how angry you are!"
Liu Ah Mo stiffened his neck and retorted: "What's wrong with cursing them? I just let them die, and they can only die! ”
"Nonsense!" The old man Lou stared at the old man who didn't know the severity with a tiger face, how to educate behind closed doors, what did people think about it outside the door? "I don't know you old brother," the old man Lou turned his head and said to Lou Hualou Yuzhu: "Erlang, quickly pull Brother Yu up, you Ah Mo is anxious to see that you didn't come back for lunch, and you also know that your Ah Mo is a knife mouth tofu heart, and he still feels sorry for you behind his back." ”
"I feel distressed, we will curse the second brother and the fifth brother to be abducted to the mountain nest to be a daughter-in-law? If we are distressed, we will curse with our mouths, we are cheap? Sorry we will let us die one by one? Grandpa, Yuzhu hasn't read a book and has no knowledge, but I just want to ask if this is distressing us? If this is distressing for us, I beg grandpa not to feel sorry for us! Lou Yuzhu prostrated and pinched the soft flesh on her stomach, and the tears of pain flowed before she raised her head. Grandpa, my father is also Ah Ma's own son, and our third room is also his own grandson and grandson, please raise your noble hand and let us have a little way to live! ”
The old man Lou held his breath in his throat, and he couldn't go now, and when he caught a glimpse of Lou Chengyi and Fu Linshu who were shrinking in the corner, the corners of his eyes twitched. "Brother Yu'er, get up quickly, hurry up, you Ah is just angry words in your hearts, you don't have this heart with a knife,"
The old man Lou wanted to whitewash the peace, and outside the fence, he heard a loud laugh from the porphyry in the corner, and said loudly: "Old man Lou, hurry up with Liu A's knife and mouth to divide the object~ Let him roar your big house to try?" The big house is not good, and the second room is also done~~ "Neighbors, what is the situation in this building can be seen clearly by anyone with a discerning eye, but it is not a sentence or two that can cover it.
The old man of Liu Ah is not afraid of those who watch the excitement, the family in the big house is his treasure, and he can't say a word. "What am I teaching my juniors about you old things?! The third room belongs to my son, so I can do whatever I want! You old people, don't do things every day, and you pick up other people's corners! ”
"Yo, I'm gasping for a few words~ What kind of pickpockets, you don't care which way I go, I don't feel comfortable when I hear such a bad thing! Hey, what a dirty ear today! ”
What is called a rake, this is it, the neighbor's Li Ah Mo is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he is compared with Liu Ah Mo, and the difference is that Li Ah Mo is only an outsider, and he treats his son and grandson equally and gently.
"Bah, you old thing, just eavesdrop on my words, and you still beat me up?" Liu Ah almost jumped up angrily: "My son said that the saint has a saying, 'Don't look at incivility', 'Don't listen to incivility', 'Don't speak incivility', isn't it just that you old man is hiding there?" ”
"Tsk, don't listen to it, I know that you Liu Qingmei is so good that your grandson was abducted to the mountain nest in the west, and scolded Sanfang for being pickled in the nest, tsk, this is still biological, just curse your son and no one will send him to the end, if it is not his own, will he have to peel the skin and eat meat?" Li Ah Mo is a native of the Zhuang family, and he is most unaccustomed to the Lou family's superior style, relying on the fact that there is a scholar in the family who looks at people with his nostrils. "We are honest and honest villagers, we don't know anything indecent, we only know one thing. That is, 'the palms and backs of the hands are full of meat, and it hurts to pinch any side'! ”
Lou Yuzhu secretly gave a thumbs up, this Li Ah is a proper god teammate, this face is called a beautiful one! These god teammates will come again, and it will be a matter of time before they split up! Seeing Liu Ah Mo open his mouth to scold, the old man Lou couldn't stop his anger from rising bigger and bigger, and he planned to add bricks and tiles when he calculated the time. "Second brother, fifth brother is your own grandson!"
Liu Ah Mo became angry, and when he opened his mouth, he scolded: "I don't want the grandson of the debt collector like this!" ”
"Ah, dad and daddy are your own son and daughter-in-law~"
"Whew! I knew that your father was such a thing, and he should have strangled him when he was born! Your dad is born cheap, seed, cheap! ”
Fu Linshu's feet were weak, and Lou Chengyi didn't let him fall to the ground.
Lou Hua's tears fell straight down, and he cried and asked, "Ah, what is it that our third room is not doing well that makes you want us to die?" ”
"You deserve to die! They all deserve to die! ”
"Shut up, you old! The older you get, the more you talk! Old Man Lou couldn't stop it and got angry, so he pushed it indiscriminately.
Liu Ah was unprepared and fell to the ground. This is a hornet's nest!
"Okay, you Lou Jizu! I Liu Qingmei don't want to be rich and rich, marry you a poor ghost, give birth to a son and give birth to a brother, a handful of shit and a handful of urine to pull big~~" Liu Ah Mo sat on the ground with his ass, patted his chest and legs, and howled tears and snot to lift the roof. "For decades, I have followed you to eat and drink chaff and have not had a good day! When you're old, you'll be disgusted, oh my God, I'm not alive, I'm not alive... I don't live anymore, ahhh ”
The old man Lou had a headache and had to give in. "Why do I dislike you? You said that your family has suffered in the past few decades, but have you suffered more than you? You eat everything you eat first, you wear everything you wear first, you don't have to stretch out your hand for things in the field, your daughter-in-law takes care of all the work at home, and you keep all the money and belongings. Seeing that you said that the third child really said too much, he said two words to you, and he didn't mean to push it,"
Liu Ah wiped his snot and threw it on the ground, patted his leg and scolded: "What's wrong with me scolding the third child?" He crawled out of my belly, and if I let him die, he will have to die! ”
Lou Chengyi looked at a loss, is this person who told him to die really his pro-Ah? That daddy who would secretly hide eggs for him to eat when he was a child?
Lou Ming pushed open the door, and Li Zheng Yan frowned at the messy courtyard.
Old Man Lou was stunned, and then he felt that his face was hot, and he greeted him embarrassedly: "Why is Brother Yan here?" Look at our yard," he turned his head and glared at Liu A: "Hurry up!" Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the figure of Jin Zhu and Yinzhu: "Jinzhu and Yinzhu quickly go to your house!" ”
Jin Zhu and Yinzhu hurriedly stepped out of the door, and Liu Ah Mo also knew that his man was heavy on face, so he wiped his face and stood up with the gold and silver beads.
Yan Yi's face was not good: "I heard the scolding of the Lou family from outside the courtyard, when did my Great Yuan Dynasty have a decree stipulating that 'the father let the son die, and the son has to die'?" I've been the mayor for more than ten years, but I've never heard this article in the law, isn't it your Lou's own decision? ”
Even if he is as noble as the Son of Heaven, this decree cannot be decided by him alone, but it must be agreed upon by six books before it is popularized. If Liu Ah opened his mouth to say this, if he made a big fuss, he would be despising the imperial power and ignoring the court, and it would be light for the government to beat the board in anger, and it would matter if the Lou family was all implicated. When Lou Wen still wants to take a scientific expedition? Oh, Lou Chengzu's talent and fame can't be kept!
The old man Lou knew the severity of the meeting after seeing it, and he was busy bowing his head and admitting his mistakes. "I heard it wrong, I heard it wrong, it's all nonsense from this old thing, Brother Yan is not surprised."
"It doesn't matter if I hear it wrong, it doesn't matter if someone listens to it." Yan Yi glanced at Liu Ah. "You must know that my Great Yuan Dynasty is not like other dynasties, believing in filial piety first in everything. I am a pilgrim to the court of benevolence and righteousness, although I want to be kind to my father, but I don't have that kind of foolish filial piety. It's good that the Lou family knows, the child was born with a household registration, and he is a citizen of my Great Yuan Dynasty, and if he commits something evil, the government will punish the crime, and the parents, including anyone, are not responsible. ”
Liu Ah Mo was startled, and his mouth was smooth: "He crawled out of my stomach, what's wrong with scolding him?" ”
Yan Yi squinted. "No one will say anything about you after scolding twice, and no one will pursue you after two beatings, but let me ask which daddy cursed his son to die? Curse the son and never have a grandson? What you think in the Lou family, others don't know, but your behavior is seen by everyone, how to treat the second room of the big house and how to treat the third room, people have a pole in their hearts and say that it is not what you say. ”
Hearing this, Old Man Lou suddenly felt a fever on his face. This openly says that Liu Ah is eccentric, but secretly doesn't he also say that he has no way to manage his family?
"Don't be fast-talking, you must know that your eldest man will send an official after taking the Xiucai exam, and the official family will send someone to the village to inquire, and the family style is not good or the family is unfair, which will affect the judgment of the peak."
This is not alarmist, after the examination of the person into the official will indeed examine the family style and the wind evaluation of the eight villages in the neighborhood, if the family style is not good or there is any point that is not liked by the peak, the light will never be said that you send the official to the end. Fully interpret what it means to have the right to be capricious