We were having a good conversation, when suddenly the door to the restaurant was pushed open and two policemen walked in. I was shocked, thinking to myself, why are these two policemen coming in so late? Is it to check the passport?

Da Yang calmly stepped forward and shook hands with the police to say hello: "Hello! Are you on duty today? A policeman said, "Hello! Andrey, today we are on patrol on duty, passing by here, I will come in and have a look when I see that the restaurant is still open. Da Yang made a drinking gesture, "It just so happened that my friends came over and had a glass of Chinese vodka." The policeman said, "We are on duty and dare not drink, let's have a cup of your Chinese tea." Da Yang said, "Okay, then come over and have a drink when you are resting." After saying that, Da Yang asked the two policemen to sit down and introduced us to the police.

The policeman sat down to drink tea, and a policeman with a very stern face asked me and Brother Chao as if interrogating: "Have you just come from China?" Brother Chao replied, "No, we work here." The policeman then asked: "What do you do in Novosibirsk?" Sasha said on the side: "They have cooperation in Novosibirsk and in Mr. Petrovich's company. The policeman was taken aback when he heard this, and asked Sasha with some disbelief: "Are you talking about the underground mayor, Mr. Petrovich?" Sasha replied somewhat arrogantly: "Then how many more Mr. Petrovich do you say there are in Novosibirsk?" When the police heard this, they immediately changed their smiling faces, "I beg your pardon for disturbing your tea, we have already drunk the tea, and we have to go to duty, good luck to you!" Good bye. With that, the two policemen got up and shook our hands.

When they were sent to the door, Da Yang called Xiao Zhang over and introduced him to the two policemen: "This is my cousin, who just came from China today. The policeman shook hands with Xiao Zhang and asked, "What's your name?" Xiao Zhang didn't understand, so he looked at Da Yang, and Da Yang said: "My cousin's name is Bei Jia, and he doesn't know Russian when he first came." The policeman said: "We remember, Andrey, you hurry up and take him to go through the residence registration, I will talk to the patrol police who manage this area, if Beijia encounters an inspection, he will say that it is from the Jinlong Chinese Restaurant, we are very strict with foreigners, you have to ask your cousin to learn Russian quickly, otherwise it will not be clear when encountering inspection." ”

After the police left, Brother Chao asked Da Yang: "I think you get along well with the police." Da Yang smiled and said: "It's not that I get along well with them, it's that my boss gets along well with them, ≌dǐng≌diǎn≌小≌ said, .2→3.o↖s_(); My boss has already invited the head of the police station to dinner a few times, and he has said hello to them, otherwise where would I have introduced my cousin to them? To be honest, if it weren't for the cooperation with some powerful Russians, it would not be easy to open this Chinese restaurant in Russia, either the police in charge of the film will check you today, or the immigration bureau will check you tomorrow, and the food quarantine of the tax bureau will often come to make things difficult, and there are also underworld forces who can't afford to offend. Brother Chao asked, "Then have you encountered these inspections and the underworld?" Da Yang said: "My boss has a background in the underworld, and you found that without us, there are no security guards at the door here, and the ruffians and hooligans dare not come here to find trouble." Many of the Russians my boss brought over for dinner are from the underworld, and no one has come to check since it opened. Brother Chao said: "That's not bad, you have to cooperate with these underworlds to do business in Russia, otherwise you can't do it at all." Just now those two policemen asked us what we were doing in Novosibirsk? As soon as Sasha said that we were working with the mafia, they immediately obediently left. I took Brother Chao's words and said, "These Russian policemen are like bandits, they try to blackmail when they see us Chinese, and when they hear about the underworld, they will fart and urine." Brother Chao, you write a note in Russian, it says that I am the chef of Jinlong Chinese Restaurant, I want Xiao Zhang to take it with me, if you encounter a police inspection in the future, take it out to the police, Xiao Zhang does not know Russian, the explanation is not clear, and if you don't do it, you will be taken to the police station by the police. Da Yang applauded again and again, "Dapeng, your method is good, during this time, I want my cousin to hurry up and learn Russian." In Russia, if you don't speak two words of Russian, it's really hard to move an inch. When I first came to Russia, I made a lot of jokes because I didn't speak Russian, and if you weren't in a hurry to leave, I'll tell you about it. As soon as I heard it, I became interested, and hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, let's not be in a hurry to leave, Brother Yang, you can talk about it, and you want us to listen and have fun." Xiao Zhang also echoed and said: "Cousin, you tell me, you want me to have a long experience, so that I can become a foreign appearance in the future." ”

So Da Yang told us the joke he made when he first came to Russia. When Dayang first came to Russia, he worked as a cook for the engineering staff sent by the company in Kemerovo, and was also in charge of logistics. Kemerovo is the capital of Kemerovo Oblast, in the southeast of Novosibirsk, about four or five hundred kilometers away from Novosibirsk, and Kemerovo Oblast's coal reserves are the largest among all Russian oblasts. Dayang often needs to go to the market to buy, and at the beginning, there are interpreters who accompany the team. Later, as soon as the project started, the translator didn't have time to follow. Seeing that Dayang was too busy, the Russian partner arranged for two Russian women to be assistants to Dayang, a forty-year-old named Lena who was responsible for doing chores and cleaning up in the kitchen, and a thirty-year-old named Oria was responsible for going to the market with Dayang to purchase. The Russian partner specially equipped Dayang with a Lada car, and Oria worked part-time as a driver.

Every time before going out, the translator writes the list first, and Oria takes Dayang to purchase. Oria is a single mother, and once Oriya's child fell ill and Oriya didn't come to work. The translator didn't have time, so Dayang had to go to the nearest grocery store to buy food by himself. After arriving at the grocery store, Dayang wanted to buy some eggs, but he didn't see the eggs on the shelves behind the counter, and Dayang knew that sometimes the eggs would be placed under the counter, but Dayang didn't know how to say the eggs in Russian. In desperation, Da Yang imitated the old hen, making a "gurgling" sound in his mouth, and gesturing with one hand to the old hen laying eggs. As a result, several salesmen in the grocery store laughed, although Da Yang bought eggs, but also got the nickname of Mr. Giggle, every time Da Yang went to the grocery store, those salesmen would smile and greet Da Yang: "Hello, Mr. Roggle." Later, when the people of Dayang Company found out, they all called Mr. Dayang Rokuda.

When we heard this, we burst out laughing. Tanya and they looked at us inexplicably and laughed and asked me what was going on? I explained it to them, and they laughed and laughed. Natasha hilariously imitated the old hen and made a "gurgling" sound in her mouth, but the waiter in the restaurant also laughed, and Da Yang was a little embarrassed to laugh.

When we had laughed enough, Da Yang said, "It's nothing, the most embarrassing time was when I went skiing and wanted to buy a sled, but the sled didn't work, and I ended up in Oriya's bed." "Ahh What's going on? "This time, my super brother and Xiao Zhang said in unison.

Da Yang then talked about wanting to go skiing, but it was misunderstood and turned into an affair. Winter came, and the weather in Kemerovo was about the same as in Novosibirsk, and it snowed in mid-October. Next to Dayang's dormitory is a forest, and after a few snowfalls, the snow in the forest is very thick. On weekends, there are a lot of Russians skiing in the forest, and Dayang is eager to try it out and wants to go skiing when he has a break. If you want to ski, you first need equipment. After a shopping trip, Dayang wants Oria to take him to buy a sled, but Dayang doesn't know how to speak sledding in Russian, so Dayang compares skiing to Oria on the Lada. After watching Da Yang's movements, Oriya's face turned red all of a sudden, and he said a string of Russian words to Da Yang in his mouth, Da Yang only understood his name Andrei and a love word, Da Yang thought that Oriya asked him if he loved sports? Dayang replied love. After listening to Da Yang's answer, Oria parked the car on the side of the road and asked Da Yang to sit in the back seat, and Oria also sat in the back seat together. Before Dayang could figure out what was going on, he was hugged by Oria and kissed wildly. Where can Da Yang, who has not touched a woman in three or four months away from home, stand this, usually looking at the sexy and beautiful Oriya, Da Yang is ape-like, I didn't expect Oriya to be so active today. Under the fiery teasing of Oriya, Da Yang was already horny at this time, and he had already put the question of why Oria would take the initiative to be so full of questions in the back of his mind, and almost took off Oriya's clothes in the car.

Seeing that Da Yang was already excited, Oria drove Da Yang back to his home. As a result, Ganchai met the fire, and Oriya, who was single, became Dayang's lover. Because of Oriya, Dayang quickly learned Russian. Da Yang, who learned Russian, understood that his skiing in the car is the meaning of ** in Russia, and the sentence that Oria asked Da Yang at the time was, Andrei I also like you very much, but you are too direct, do you really love me? Da Yang replied with a sentence of "love", which fulfilled the good things of the two people. When he knew what was going on, Da Yang was wrong, and he never brought up the matter of skiing again.

Xiao Zhang grinned and said: "I didn't expect you to have this affair cousin, you don't know Russian and you also have the advantage of not knowing Russian, if you knew Russian at that time, where would there be such a good thing?" Where is my Russian cousin Orya now? Da Yang smiled, "Oria is still in Kemerovo, but he comes to see me every month." Xiao Zhang asked Da Yang: "Cousin, why don't you want Oria to come to Novosibirsk to help you?" Da Yang said: "Her mother was sick and hospitalized some time ago, she has to take care of her, and when her mother is well, she will come to help me." ”