This time the old house was renovated, not only the baby room, but also a modern and convenient bathroom on the side of the main house.

Previously, this room was an ear room on the side of the main house. It is a temporary sleeping place for the maids who serve at night. Mingzhu simply dug a septic tank at the back of the house and renovated it on a large scale.

The work is progressing faster than the nursery.

After all, Mingzhu is really fed up with the previous Gong bucket.

Ancient people did not have toilets. Maybe in the countryside, in order to accumulate manure, that is, to collect manure for fertilizer, they will make a simple thatched house with a few buckets in it. Or ordinary people's families will solve it in their own pigsty and chicken pen. But in the courtyard of a large family, there is really no toilet.

The toilet has been a legend since ancient times.

A long, long time ago, almost the time of the Qin Dynasty, their public toilet was on the edge of the moat, and when they got up early in the morning, those soldiers squatted in a row by the river to clean their intestines, and the scene was a spectacular.

It is said that their toilets are like this: dig a big pit, which is bottomless, covered with wooden or stone slabs, and leave a hole large or small, and people squat on top of the hole to solve it.

This pit is not a small pit.

According to the "Zuo Biography", "At noon one day in 581 B.C., Jin Jinggong Ji felt bloated after tasting new wheat, so he went to the toilet to, and accidentally fell into the dung pit and died. ”

He may be the only monarch in history to fall into a dung pit and die. Thinking about it, it feels like it's famous for a long time!

In the Han Dynasty, when the big guy saw that there were more people drowning, he finally got smarter and thought of making the pit of the toilet smaller, and "portable" gradually began to appear. This is a historic step, thanks to Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty.

It is said that in order to save time for a meeting, (Mingzhu personally thinks that he is afraid of falling into the toilet) actually asked a civil official to hand him his hat, he turned his back and turned the hat upside down, and after a while, the steaming urine of the half hat was presented in front of everyone. Later, inspired by him, later emperors mostly used potty pots to solve problems.

In this regard, Mingzhu just wants to say one sentence - hooligans are not scary, they are afraid that hooligans are educated. He is the biggest gangster.

"The New Saying of the World" records that the general of the Western Jin Dynasty was recruited as a concubine, on the wedding night, the first time to use the toilet, when I first saw it, I felt magnificent, more beautiful than the average house, only to find that it was also stinking after entering, and I couldn't help but feel that it was just so, squatting and squatting, and suddenly saw a lacquer box containing dried dates on the side, so I thought it was "pit food". I ate all the "biaji" in a few clicks. After squatting, I saw the little maid coming in with a plate of water, and there was a glass bowl with "bath beans" behind her. The general happened to be a little thirsty, so he poured all the "bath beans" into the water and drank them all.

provoked the group of maids to cover their mouths and laugh. ”

Mingzhu has only one feeling after seeing it, it's really not particular, squatting in a pit and eating, and it's not smelly. The teeth are good and the appetite is good, the food is fragrant, and the body is great.

These are all seen in the history books, and they are seen as a joke.

But when Mingzhu used the toilet for the first time, she felt dizzy when she saw the small wooden barrel behind the screen. It's really a simple little wooden barrel. There are no other circumstances. After using it, it is not immediately poured out, but it is necessary to accumulate for a day, and when the people who collect night incense in the city with the evening come, they will be poured into the vat.

Don't think that if you change your name and call it something fragrant, no one will know your true face.

Later, the living conditions of the family improved. The barrel was also changed, and a square stool was bought, with a hollowed-out middle, and the barrel rested underneath it, and sat on it when it was used.

Mingzhu was speechless, okay, okay, there has finally been progress, and the squatting pit has become a toilet, which can be regarded as an upgrade.

After getting married, the Gong bucket seen in Dai Duo's house was even more advanced. The square stool was transformed into a chair with a back, and two armrests on the side, which were said to have been given by the four bailes. Mingzhu had to secretly think about whether the fourth master's heart was like this: Come on, come on, please □□! Or maybe it's like this: why don't you think it's useless, you might as well go □□!

A little more advanced, it is the Gong bucket that was used in Sifujin. The shape of agarwood is like a half-opened lotus, and there is a small drawer underneath, which will be immediately pulled out by a maid after convenience, brushed clean, and then covered with nail decoction powder, and then washed with agarwood juice. Finally, it is covered with a thin layer of agarwood. In this way, a complete set of work can be considered completed.

Later, he discussed this issue with Diet. Dai Duo looked at Mingzhu with disgust as a hillbilly who had never seen the world, and said with disgust that the prince's gong bucket was applauded, the best century-old rosewood carved into a big gecko, the gecko's four legs are the four legs of the official room, the big belly is placed in the official room basin drawer, the tail is the back handle, the lower jaw is the front handle, the mouth is open, the paper is placed inside, the gecko's back is arched into a lid, open it to ride on it.

It is said that it was given to the crown prince by Kangxi. Mingzhu couldn't help but sigh, the prince is really childlike.

But no matter how high-end it is, once you use a gong bucket, your clothes will be stained with some smells, and even more troublesome is the long robe and short coat, which is the most easy to get unclean things. It's no wonder that when I went to the toilet, I used to change my clothes, and I had to change my clothes when I went to the toilet.

Poor people don't have this condition, and they have to take off their clothes in advance when they squat.

Speaking of which, I have to say that there is a special noun used by the emperor's concubines in the palace, "official room", which is generally a gong bucket in the room. This bucket is available in both oval and rectangular shapes. The material is not limited, generally wood, tin or ceramic. The inside is paved with agarwood or yellow sand, and mercury is poured into the yellow sand, and the feces will not splash after falling in.

Even when talking about the crown prince or the emperor's gongdao, Mingzhu was disgusted, but Dai Duo was not convinced. I know that the place you came from is magical, but no matter how magical it is, can you still turn those defilement things into nothing?

As a result, as soon as the bathroom was covered, Dai Duo was speechless.

How is it ~~~~ how is it possible? It's really gone! What's going on?

Look at the brand new bathroom with off-white tiles, and the four corners of the walls are hung with portable solar rechargeable chandeliers. The shiny mirror on the sink is more than one person high. Mingzhu couldn't help but look proud, and even personally led Dai Duo to see the so-called big scene, and tried everything inside.

Dai Duo, who has always been calm and self-controlled, also feels that he has fallen in love with the white toilet at this time. I fell in love with the magical feeling of a little hand pressing and the poop disappearing without a trace.

What's even more excessive is that the bath tub can also be massaged, and even bubbles can be blown out, lying in it, oh~~~~

That's called a cheerful, pin~ soul.

Originally, he was a guy with a habit of cleanliness, and he was pointed at every three or five days when he took a shower. After all, some people - the fourth master and his party - but they can't wash it once a month, and it's cold in winter, so it's normal to wash it once every two or three months (tsk!). Winter has to pass before washing, mud! It is easy to sweat in summer, and washing it once every ten days and half a month is considered diligent.

So, after enduring decades of inconvenience, once he was relieved~ released, he really became a child who met a new gadget, and he was reluctant to come out after three days in the bathroom. If it weren't for the fourth master to send someone to arrest people later, he would have to love that bathroom for a lifetime.

Since then, Dai Duo has also contracted a new problem, he has to take a shower every morning and evening, and sometimes the weather (heart) qi (love) is hot (soothing) hot, and he will run to rush again.

My favorite is to lie in the big jacuzzi after a day of exhaustion, and run comfortably for a while, which feels ~~~~ ~~~~~ beautiful

It's a pity that Mingzhu has a big belly and can't enjoy it with herself. Dai Duo felt a little sorry, otherwise it would be good to take a mandarin duck bath.

Even if he reads a book and writes a word in the study in the front yard, if he is in a hurry, he would rather run back to the backyard to go to the toilet than use the bucket in the study.

This one is useless. Mingzhu is reluctant to make any more comments on this.

The topic is far away. Here, Dai Duo helped Mingzhu to walk slowly to the bathroom, and as soon as he entered the door, he first turned on the chandelier switch at the door, and then helped Mingzhu to sit on the toilet.

At this time, Mingzhu was still sobbing vigorously, and her humming appearance looked very pitiful.

Dai Duo simply didn't avoid it, leaned back casually, and leaned on the washstand. looked at the little woman in front of him with his hands on his chest. It's up to her to see how long she can cry.

Mingzhu sniffed, and was about to reach out to pull the toilet paper, but when she looked up, she saw the lively appearance of the male god, and she was dumbfounded.

Oops! The male god is firing at me.

I have to say that Dai Duo really has a good skin. is 1.85 meters tall, with a thin figure. The male protagonist's standard long legs and good looks, even if Mingzhu is already pregnant with the other party's baby, he still can't help but lose his mind at this time.

As soon as Mingzhu raised his head, he looked into a pair of ink-colored whirlpools, and his head was dizzy for a while, and it was a little difficult to breathe for a while, as if the air had become thinner.

Dai Duo was leaning on the washstand, shirtless, wearing only a pair of crescent-white silk trousers, the waistband of which hung loosely, revealing a strong and charming lower abdomen and delicate navel. The movement of his legs overlapping each other made his legs outline a slender arc by the fabric.

Dai Duo was thin, but not weak, and the muscles of his body were tightly pressed against his skin with smooth lines. The complexion is whiter than the average person, with a sickly white, but not ugly. At this time, his posture of holding his hands on his chest gave him a little more cynical freedom. Just like that, the red fruit showed its flesh in front of Mingzhu.

The table wants to face!