Chapter 213: Your acting skills are terrible
As soon as Yang Liu ran far, he heard the voice of the director team in the wireless headphones. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's shocking!
"Anne and Guo Chuang are eliminated! Repeat, Anne and Guo Chuang are eliminated! ”
Uh, what a surprise!
It's really evil to hurt each other's guns......
He raised his watch, followed the compass on it to orient himself, and strode west.
He was followed by two staff members.
One is a body cameraman.
The jungle is no better than a villa, and it is impossible to install a fixed lens, so in order to complete the shooting, I had to use this stupid method.
The other is a ranger with a gun.
The wilderness is full of unknown dangers, and the star is very expensive, and his existence is equivalent to a guardian of the escort.
According to the regulations of the program team, celebrities are not allowed to talk to them at will, and Yang Liu has no choice but to treat them as air and take care of himself.
Suddenly, someone behind shouted, "Brother Liu...... Wait for me...... Brother Liu...... Wait for me ......"
It seems to be the voice of former world rings champion Zhao Feiyu!
Willow quickly ducked behind a large tree.
If he faces each other with his bare hands, the world is so big, let alone a person, it is a jackal, tiger and leopard, what is he afraid of! But now that the opponents have guns, they can kill and injure themselves from a distance, and he can't help but have scruples!
Yang Liu poked his head out and shouted, "What are you doing?" ”
Zhao Feiyu raised his hand and said, "Don't shoot!" I have no ill will! Brother Liu, one plus one equals three, why don't we form an alliance? ”
Yang Liu said: "One plus one equals three? You learned math from your PE teacher, right? ”
Zhao Feiyu said: "Hey, I mean that when the two of them are together, the power will be infinitely amplified!" ”
Yang Liu said: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested!" ”
Zhao Feiyu said: "Don't, don't leave me...... In fact...... The cameraman didn't say a word, and I was a little scared to stay in this deep mountain and old forest......"
Yang Liu said: "Hmph! How do I know if you're going to do something in the dark? ”
Zhao Feiyu shouted: "Is buddy that kind of person?" ”
Yang Liu said: "It's hard to say......"
Zhao Feiyu: "......"
Yang Liu said: "At the end of the show, there must be only one left...... In other words, there will inevitably be one of us who will be eliminated, and who hasn't been a little selfish in order to win? ”
Zhao Feiyu approached and said sincerely: "I swear, even if it comes to the time when you have to die, buddy will never do anything to you!" ”
Yang Liu touched his nose and said, "Why?" ”
Zhao Feiyu said: "I came, I thanked you for the last warning; Second, people must be self-aware...... Zheng Zidan, Peng Yuyan, Zhong Changjiang...... Which one is a fuel-efficient lamp? Can I them? International jokes! ”
Yang Liu said: "Well, that's okay." ”
Zhao Feiyu was overjoyed and said, "You promised to take me?" ”
Yang Liu said: "Yes! But...... Once I reach the main peak cemetery, I'm going to go it alone! ”
Zhao Feiyu said: "No problem, if you can live there, it's a victory for the little brother!" ”
Yang Liu said: "Then let's go!" ”
Zhao Feiyu said: "Okay! ”
So, the two walked together, followed by four silent gourds......
From this side of the jungle to the foot of the mountain, it is about sixty miles.
If it were on flat ground, even the laziest person would have arrived in two days, but the jungle was extremely hot, the backpack was heavy, and there was no path, so the march became extremely difficult!
After about an hour, Zhao Feiyu was already soaking wet.
He panted and said, "Hey...... No...... Brother Liu, shall we take a break? ”
Yang Liu said: "Where is this?" Keep walking! ”
Zhao Feiyu sat down, his face turned pale, and his hands were only swinging.
Yang Liu sighed, "Okay. ”
Zhao Feiyu hurriedly opened his backpack and drank most of the bottles of pure water.
Yang Liu took a small sip and said, "Save a little drink...... This is just the beginning! If you can't resupply along the way, you will never reach the end......"
Zhao Feiyu said: "We have to maintain an optimistic attitude...... How can such a big place not have a water source? ”
Yang Liu said: "Sometimes, don't gamble on luck!" ”
Zhao Feiyu said: "Yes, I know!" ”
He rested against a tree, and he didn't even snore for five minutes......
Yang Liu was quite surprised, and it was not easy to scream, so he closed his eyes and rested.
One minute, three minutes, ten minutes......
The two fell asleep, and the scene was quite harmonious......
Suddenly!
Zhao Feiyu kept snoring in his mouth, but he opened his eyes!
He carefully observed the willow and quietly took out the gun in his hand!
The muzzle of the black hole is pointed at the willow!
He grinned, triumphantly ready to pull the trigger!
"Bang!"
All of Zhao Feiyu's expressions froze instantly, and his eyeballs were about to fly!
"You!"
"Sneer......"
There was a pain in his chest, and white smoke rose......
It's incredible!
Zhao Feiyu stammered: "You...... How do you know I'm going to do it? ”
Yang Liu raised his gun and snorted coldly: "I'm an actor...... I knew you had a problem from the start...... Your acting skills are terrible, your eyes are very erratic, and you don't dare to look at me directly......"
The cameraman quickly sent a message, and the program team responded immediately.
The surviving Zheng Zidan, Peng Yuyan, Zhong Changjiang, including Yang Liu, sent a notification in the headset at the same time: "Zhao Feiyu eliminated!" Repeat, Zhao Feiyu eliminated! ”
Zhao was annoyed and said, "It's really boring...... It's been two sections, and I haven't even killed a single one...... Co-author, we're here to make soy sauce......"
Yang Liu sneered: "It's okay to eliminate, leave early and enjoy ...... early"
Zhao Feiyu was also single, he stood up and patted his ass and said, "That's reasonable...... How nice is the hotel, cool and comfortable...... Stay here and suffer! Bye! ”
Yang Liu said: "Slow! ”
Zhao Feiyu said: "What? Reluctant brothers? ”
Yang Liu said coldly: "Leave the water and food behind!" ”
Zhao Feiyu said happily: "Okay! I can see it, a few of us, or your head is better ...... So what, I wish you success! ”
Yang Liu sneered: "Thank you! ”
In addition to what others had drunk, he now had two more bottles of purified water and three packets of compressed biscuits in his backpack.
This is like pie in the sky on the journey of survival, extremely lucky.
After Zhao Feiyu walked away, he took a sip of water and a mouthful of biscuits to solve lunch.
At two o'clock, the sun was high and the jungle was humid and muggy.
It was definitely not a good idea to rush at this time, but he stood up and strode forward. If you finish your job a day earlier, you'll be able to go home a day earlier.
If you go home one day earlier, you can see Song Jiajia one day earlier!
The ancients said: An inch of acacia and an inch of gray.
As time went by, the concern in Yang Liu's heart became clearer and clearer, and Yiren's voice and smile could no longer linger.
What is Love?
No matter when, where, or what you do, there will always be a warm face in front of you, and then, you can't help yourself, that's it.
Temperature, thirty-four degrees.
Weight-bearing, thirty-seven pounds.
Someone instantly turned on the rampage mode, walking like flying, and moving forward......
Half an hour, an hour, two hours......
The rhythm is consistent.
The cameraman in the back finally couldn't help it, and he said with tears in his eyes: "Yang ...... Teacher Yang...... Can we take a break? ”
Yang Liu stopped in amazement!
Uh, yes! There are two more people to follow!
He was embarrassed and said, "Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot ......"
The ranger panted like a cow: "Yang ...... Comrade Yang...... You grew up in the mountains, right? My old Liu has lived for forty years, and I have never seen anyone more tossing than me! Awesome! ”
Yang Liu laughed and said, "Young man, your physical strength is better...... So what, let's take a half-hour break, shall we? ”
The cameraman said: "Okay, go on, I even want to throw the machine away......"
Uh, post-editing, his sentence will definitely be pinched off......
The willow leaned against the tree and drank slowly.
Swallow first, then swallow in three portions.
This is the most correct way to quench your thirst, otherwise, no matter how much you have, it will be in vain.
Director Wang's voice suddenly sounded in the headphones: "Hey, hey! Willow! ”
Yang Liu said: "Well, I'm here!" ”
Lao Wang said: "How is the situation?" ”
Yang Liu said: "Very good! ”
Lao Wang said: "Safety first, when you feel that you can't hold on, you must contact us in time, don't be reckless!" Helicopters are available here! ”
Yang Liu said: "I understand...... Director, I have something for you! ”
Lao Wang said: "You say! ”
Yang Liu said: "This place is so remote, can the mobile phone have a signal?" ”
Lao Wang smiled: "Do you miss a girlfriend?" ”
Yang Liu coughed, "Hmm." ”
Lao Wang said: "Our country's communication network covers a wide range!" The world's first, beyond imagination...... The mobile phone is at the cameraman's place, and it will be distributed on time at night, so as not to delay you and your girlfriend! ”
Yang Liu said happily: "Thank you!" ”
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