Turn back five minutes......

After Molly locked the car, she walked quickly to the door of the delivery room, looked at everyone, and asked Zhang Qian, "Sister Qian, where is Xiaoling?" ”

Zhang Qian, who was sitting on the side, raised her eyelids, looked at her with a smile and said, "She is too stressed, go to the toilet to relax." ”

"I just wanted to go to the toilet too, so I went to comfort her."

(Well, ganging up on the toilet doesn't seem to be a unique habit for boys, I don't know what girls talk about in the toilet?) Anyway, my favorite thing to do when I was in school was to compare the size of my buddies in the bathroom, and of course I was the biggest...... Hey, hey, hey. ）

Five minutes later......

"Xiaoling, are you next door?"

“…… At...... Here it is! Cai Xiaoling felt her mouth loosen and hurriedly responded, turned her hand to find a soft, invisible tender meat and pinched it, and said urgently in her throat: "It's not black and white, is it?" You're still going to do this kind of immoral thing, aren't you? ”

"How am I lacking virtue? Are you my daughter-in-law? Lin Xing said in her ear, "Also, it doesn't hurt if you pinch me." ”

Cai Xiaoling was speechless, even if she was stuffy, her brain began to be a little chaotic in this situation of being 'attacked' from behind. However, she was finally better than Molly, who had to resist with luck as soon as she teased, otherwise she would be 'paralyzed', she gritted her teeth and whispered, "You know I'm not talking about this, what about the others?" Have you ever done this to anyone else? ”

Lin Xing pinched a certain part of her body, and whispered with some annoyance: "Do you think I'm just a stinky in the thatched house?" You also said that that kind of thing is lacking in morality and smoking, I will do that kind of thing, will I do that kind of thing? ”

Seeing him angry, Cai Xiaoling couldn't help but soften: "This ...... This temptation is just too great, you ...... Belch...... I don't believe you can take it. ”

"Heh, you stuffy spirit, you deserve to know me best." Lin Xing snorted angrily in her ear and said, "You're right, this kind of sneaking into the women's toilet, girls' dormitory, and women's bathhouse...... The temptation to even go straight into a woman's bed without being found is really great. But I'm a fucking family man, and I don't care if I can but I have to be responsible for you. That's right, the temptation is great, so I'm looking for you to have a good time! Playing the role of his daughter-in-law is not lacking in virtue and smoking, right? I sue you, the little cabbage head of the fried pancakes, you don't want to get out of the toilet vertically today,! ”

Cai Xiaoling: "I...... I was wrong...... Am I wrong, can't you......"

In fact, she still believed that Lin Xing would not mess around, but she just wanted to remind him from time to time. It's a pity that it was her who was confused for a while, and it was not the right time for her to wake up, she didn't take into account her current situation.

Molly's voice came from next door: "Xiaoling, they all say that women will be stupid for three years when they get pregnant, and I haven't been pregnant yet, just to see your mother give birth, why are you stupid?" ”

At that moment, she said to herself, and told her about the mess of driving the Beetle and taking Mu Shuangshuang and others to Chunxin Street to pick up people, and finally laughed at herself: "If you really look at people who are pregnant, you will become stupid, and when I am really pregnant one day, I will not become demented, heh...... Hehe. ”

"Huh...... Hehe, Sister Momo, you ...... Don't think about it, there are too many things happening these days, and our hearts are a little messy......" Cai Xiaoling replied with a trill, but she was thinking in her heart: Sister Momo, you didn't become stupid when you saw my mother pregnant, you came with this function! Damn, it's still the strength of the Heavenly Dao, what kind of ear power do you have, don't you hear something unusual? Can't you come to the rescue, save me?

Molly sighed and said, "Alas, hurry up and put all these things in order, I really can't stand it anymore, others who love to cultivate will cultivate, I will end here." What about living a few hundred more years? What if you ascend to the Extreme Dao and become a hidden immortal, or even become a scattered immortal? I think it's better to open a shop like Uncle Cai and Aunt Cai, live a peaceful life, and have a child when they are idle. You tell me? When we all become old men and old women, we will huddle together all day long and rub mahjong, more wrinkles than anyone, how interesting is that? You tell me? ”

At this time, Cai Xiaoling was like a small boat in the vast ocean, tumbling up and down by the monstrous waves, listening to her questions again and again, she was anxious and ashamed, and said in her heart If I can say the whole thing now, I will have your surname!

Molly: "Hehe, there is one thing good in our family, that is, mahjong is not bad for cards, and it is easy to make two tables." ”

Bumpy Cai Xiaoling: "......"

Molly didn't get a response from her after washing her hands, so she came to the outside of the cubicle with some suspicion, knocked on the door with her fingers, and asked, "Xiaoling, are you sick to your stomach?" How did it take so long? ”

"Good...... Well, it's almost there! ”

"Oh, then I'll wait for you outside."

"Don't don't, Sister Momo, I'm fine, don't go out first, my leg is numb, you ...... You've got to give me a hand. ”

It turns out that the smarter a person is, the less infallible he is.

Because, the price paid by smart people for making mistakes is much greater than that of stupid people.

After this battle, Cai Xiaoling, who was carried back to the delivery room by Molly, felt that asking Lin Xing to sign the guarantee in black and white was completely a move to take off her pants and fart.

She now knows that her man is definitely a man of words.

He said before that he wouldn't let himself come out of the toilet upright today, and lo and behold, he did what he said......

"Didn't Ah Xing say that Aunt Cai was born at a quarter past three, it's half past four, why hasn't there been any movement?" Molly asked.

Huang Jiabao took the 'little brother B' who rescued Zhang Ruomei before - Huang's mother smiled and said: "What the head said before was right, but there was a variable in the middle, so the child had to come out later." ”

"Boss?" Huang Jiabao scratched his hair: "Second mother, your sect is very evil, your head must be more powerful, will you have time to introduce you another day?" ”

Zhang Ruomei kicked him on the calf: "Your guy's brain is full of grass, right?" Before, Sister Mo Mo said 'Ah Xing said that Aunt Cai was born at three o'clock', and Huang Ma said 'What the head said before was right', you haven't figured out who the head is? "This little girl is very fine, and when she heard Huang Ma say 'variable', she guessed that she was referring to what happened to the bun shop before.

"Ah Xing? My brother-in-law? The head of my second mother? "Huang Jiabao's scalp is about to be scratched.

"You stupid, your brain is full of water, I knew this, Lao Tzu was better than you when I gave birth to a piece of barbecued pork!" Huang Bingren yelled at him in a rough voice, and his voice was an octave lower, and he said: "Fortunately, my plums are smart enough, and they have a blessed face, the children born in the future must be smarter than my stupid son, otherwise our Huang family will have no hope." ”

Huang Jiabao looked at Zhang Ruomei and smirked, but Fat Meizi was blushing.

Huang Bingren and Huang Ma looked at each other and smiled, and they were greatly relieved.

More than ten years ago, Huang's mother had told Huang Jiabao's fortune when she was not 'hibernating', and the result at that time was that this kid was the same as his father, he would be an old black in the future, and there were as many women as there were in the dust, but when it came to true feelings, it was called a bumpy and rugged. It's good now, because of Lin Xing's appearance, he doesn't have to be an old black, and he has found such a good girl to be his girlfriend, how can the old couple not feel gratified?

Zhang Ruomei is a little fatter, and there is a tendency to continue to develop, but she can live, know how to adapt at critical moments, make steamed buns, roll noodles, and marinate the pig's tail and nose...... That's enough, isn't that all there is to it after a while?