"Hello everyone, I'm Donglin, please advise. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Conventional and cliché, Lin Dong politely worships the mountain in the group.

Then all kinds of rifles, knives, tank cannons and other emojis swiped the screen.

If it weren't for Xiaofeimei's reputation guarantee, Lin Dong would probably be blown into scum, and he would be kicked out if he joined the group.

The people in this chat group are not ordinary people; It's bastards and stalkers, and brain-dead fans are no longer enough to describe their fanaticism.

Donglin: "Below the forehead, Sika is the most beautiful!" Female animals, the right to always attack! ”

Flowers, cakes, clappings and thumbs up, all kinds of positive emojis.

"Brother, it's really a fellow believer."

"Standing the shortest, lying down the highest, E Cup Sunny is worth having, don't always worry about the most Sika, the most attacking Yuri."

……

Lin Dong's heart is so tired, it is quite difficult to pretend to be a fanatical brainless fan, and the slightest carelessness will be exposed.

Painstakingly, racking brains, gags for several hours, plus Xiaofeimei's personality guarantee.

"Donglin" was finally accepted by the organization, and successfully added friends with "Yuri's Yam Juice".

Donglin: Old driver, take me. The fierce photo of the town house that urgently needs the right to attack the adults.

Yuri's yam juice: Little brother, don't panic, wait for the old man to pass you a set of eighteen styles of power. On the day of completion, this world can be obtained.

Ouch, spicy eyes.

Kiss your face and stroke your back, shoot pp, that's it. Why did Yuri put both hands on Sika's chest.

Lin Dong's eyes were on fire, but he was helpless.

Donglin: I heard that the general attack of the right is the master, and there are still two actors in the house. Can seniors refer to each other?

Yuri's yam juice: the same sky, the same red heart. I also wanted that set of photos, but unfortunately the Taoist friend who took it has fallen and has been cut off from contact.

Thousands of grass and mud horses are galloping in my heart, can I not get anything useful after talking nonsense for a long time?

Lin Dong was shy and asked "Yuri's yam juice" to ask for all the stocks, one after another, and carefully analyzed them in chronological order.

I really found something out of the ordinary.

All of Yuri's itinerary was photographed, except for the time of the university course, not a single photo was taken, which is extremely suspicious.

Could it be that she took the opportunity to go to school and ran out to flirt with her sister in broad daylight?

"Knock knock!"

"Enter."

The incompetent part-time secretary came in with a large stack of papers, "Dongdong, this blue folder is an out-of-court settlement agreement, which needs to be checked and signed by you in person." The green ones are resumes, and there's an interview later. The other colors are miscellaneous, and you look at it. ”

Looking at it? Hearing this, Lin Dong's anger surged upward, "Are you the proper performance of a secretary?" It's not as good as Min Xianyi, who became a monk halfway, are you embarrassed to say that you studied secretarial in college? ”

Liu Renna's small mouth was flattened, her nose was inhaled, and her big eyes were suddenly covered with mist, like a poor puppy; "I'm sorry, I'm just not used to dealing with paperwork, I ......"

"Take back the tears." Lin Dong ruthlessly debunked this broken acting skills, "If you dare to act in front of me again, you will get out." Secretary, you can do a good job, but your heart is not here. ”

Reading the script is very spiritual, and watching the contract is always distracted. Liu Renna blushed, lowered her head and played with her fingers awkwardly, "I can do the part of the work that doesn't deal with documents." ”

"Alas. It's because I don't want to read the documents by myself that I have to find a secretary. Lin Dong shook his head helplessly. Personality determines fate, I am ADHD like Liu Renna, and it will be terrible to read documents, "Is the dividend of the lunch box factory enough to buy a house?" Buy a good house, freehold house, if you live in a crooked house for a few years, it will be a big loss. ”

"Enough, suburban villas are not expensive. And it is more suitable for parents to provide for the elderly. After eleven years of hard work, this time she finally stood up in front of her parents, Liu Renna smiled brightly, "Thank you." ”

"It has nothing to do with me, it's your own business. Don't look at the lunch box as an inconspicuous thing, but you can't do without it in your daily life. Degradable eco-friendly lunch boxes are the trend, and they are ...... to seize the market in advance"

Lin Dong Bilibili talked about business, but Liu Renna just giggled happily. A woman's career is to find a good man, play hobbies and hobbies the rest of the time, and live a fulfilling life.

"Don't worry about food and clothing, if you dare to take on those messy scenes again, hum."

"Got it." It's cute to be jealous, but the punishment isn't cute at all. flirting and not doing it, it is worse than being a widow. Liu Renna felt bitter in her heart, "Dongdong, when will you forgive me?" ”

"Don't call me Dongdong, this is the office, call me the boss." Lin Dong coldly refused, determined to teach her a profound lesson, "Let's talk about the interview." Does Kakao have so many secretaries for me to pick from? ”

A large pile of green folders, at least twenty or thirty resumes.

"This was selected by the Ministry of Personnel." Liu Renna sighed, there are so many competitors, but Lin Dong has only one, "The recruitment announcement of the personnel department added a line of remarks: This position temporarily takes over Min Xianyi's work." ”

"No wonder these people are throwing in resumes like crazy." Lin Dong thought for a moment, "What about Xianyi?" What about her position? ”

"Rest assured. Xianyi went to Bangladesh to teach, which is a long-term charity activity between the two countries. Kakao, if he were to be dismissed from his position as a sengi for this reason, would probably be scolded to death by the public. Retention of positions is a certainty; The salary was paid and the board of directors approved it. ”

"Count them as acquaintances. Then let's start the interview. ”

**********

The quality of the secretary reflects the strength of the company.

Everyone has different opinions on the strength of Kakao. But what the salary is, there is real data to check.

With an average annual salary of 174 million won, Kakao is the best in Korea. Shinhan Holdings 107 million and Samsung 102 million won ranked second and third respectively.

The average annual salary of Korean singers (who have debuted) is 400 million won.

It's a messy math problem, and being a starlet is far better than eating at Kakao.

And Min Xianyi's original position is definitely not as simple as eating rice, much higher than the average annual salary. The competition is fierce.

White skin and beautiful appearance, that's just the basic condition. Having a good figure before and after is just one of the pluses.

Blowing, playing and singing, all kinds of talent shows emerge in endlessly. Exposed ditches, exposed legs, exposed stocks, and "accidentally" all kinds of exposures made Lin Dong red-faced and stunned.

The sense of déjà vu of the palace maid draft. Lin Dong felt that he didn't change his secretary twice in three days, and he was really the first upright gentleman in the world.

"Pause, I'm going to rest for a while." Drinking coffee, my little heart was still pounding.

"Look at it." Liu Renna said sourly, "Has the boss been selected?" ”

"Ugh." With a long sigh, he calmed the restlessness in his heart, "Beauty is beauty, they are not suitable." I have a verbal agreement with Kim Fan-so, but I don't get involved in the day-to-day affairs of the company. It's even better if my secretary is in the entertainment industry and helps me with my personal affairs. ”

"The best is yet to come." Liu Renna's tone was even more sour, and she hated herself for why she couldn't be this secretary well.

"Come on, then."

……

"Ane Ase, Ryu Zhen Smecta."

petite and cute, but the figure is quite material; The temperament is pure and smart, which makes people shine.

Lin Dong nodded unconsciously, this appearance is in line with aesthetics.

Born in 81, it's not too old.

The debut of the S.e.S girl group, the first generation of idols, is actually older than Lee Hyori, which is amazing.

Later, he transformed into an actor, and he was not popular, but he had a lot of works. Definitely a veteran.

Proficient in English, Japanese, French and other languages, a top student of a prestigious university.

Meets all the requirements, it's a godsend secretary. The more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and Lin Dong couldn't wait to make a decision on the spot, until he saw the two words written on his resume.

"Married?!"

"Inside, just got back from a honeymoon." Liu Zhen smiled sweetly, very beautiful, very brilliant.

Lin Dong's heart was dripping blood, "Please go back." ”

"Huh? I'm married, but I'm able to work overtime. Liu Zhen hurriedly explained, "Quitting the entertainment industry after marriage and transforming is a long-term life plan, and I have been very well prepared and am definitely qualified for the work of a secretary." ”

Lin Dong wanted to cry, he really didn't know what to say about it, did he have to write on the recruitment announcement: This position requires being able to be "done" by the boss.

"Renna, send Ryu Jinxi out, and by the way, explain what the private secretary's private means."

……

The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. Lin Dong was already desperate for this interview. It's just that the last person has been waiting for so long, so give her a chance.

"Hello, I'm Li Duohai. Please advise. ”

A mouthful of pure Chinese startled Lin Dong, and he could actually pronounce the word "you" clearly.

Appearance and figure, seductive, quite seductive.

Coupled with fluent Chinese and English, it is simply a beautiful version of Min Xianyi.

Finally waited for you, but fortunately I didn't give up.

A glimmer of hope ignited in despair, Lin Dong was suddenly energetic, and took his resume and looked at it for a while, the actor has rich experience, and it should be no problem to deal with affairs in the entertainment industry.

"Are you married?"

"Nope."

Do you have a boyfriend? Do you accept the unspoken rules? Lin Dong didn't bother to ask. Anyway, when she became a secretary, she couldn't escape Dongge's Five Finger Mountain, wow.

"Is there a problem going to work tomorrow?"

"Yes. I took on a Chinese TV series and filming will start early next year, can I take a leave of absence for two or three months? ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Temporary workers met temporary workers, and Lin Dong wanted to die, "Please go back, I need a full-time personal secretary here for 24 hours." ”

"Think again, I can do the same amount of work in half the time."

Lin Dong shook his head, "You were indeed 'dried' quickly. But I can 'do' it for many times as long as others. Do you know the meaning of 'dry' in Chinese? ”

Li Duohai, who is proficient in Chinese, blushed, "Then I'll do it again after filming the TV series." ”

……

Why is it so difficult to be a "competent" secretary?

Lin Dong sighed and plunged into the pile of documents. If there is no freedom, when will the hard days end?

(To be continued.) )