"Whew...... The concubine body is a ...... of love and justice Call...... Warrior......

To represent...... Call...... Destroy you...... Whew......"

When he got up early in the morning, Chu Xian found that Yamato Nadeshiko didn't know when he had changed his pajamas into kimonos again, and he was sleeping happily on his stomach, and the corners of his mouth were still drooling without any image. However, Katyusha, who has no image to speak of during the day, has been surprisingly good, and as soon as Chu Xian wakes up, she will also wake up immediately, as if she is monitoring Chu Xian all the time.

"Hey...... This guy slept soundly.

Last night, although she changed her white underwear into ordinary pajamas, she still couldn't sleep by herself tossing and turning over there, and finally had to change into a kimono again, and sat on the bed and watched you for a long time, before finally lying down sleepy again. ”

Seeing that Chu Xian was observing Yamato Nadeshiko's sleeping face, Katyusha stretched out her finger from the other side and poked Nadeshiko's soft cheek, and said with a smile that Chu Xian, who had slept peacefully, could not know about the "follow-up content".

As a collection of consciousness, Katyusha can of course not sleep or dream, even if it is a completely human-like ecology like Yamato Nadeshiko, it is completely possible to depart a part of the mind during sleep to pay attention to the changes in the surrounding situation, no matter who wants to kidnap Chu Xian, the "saint", it is impossible, but long-range sniping and RPG bombardment can directly kill him.

It's just that so far, Chu Xian has only offended the male alumnus who "don't bully the poor boy", and the scheming who was sent away by Wang Siwei, Katyusha's quiet protection is not useful for the time being, and Chu Xian naturally won't know that she has actually been silently standing guard for herself.

“……”

After quietly listening to Katyusha say the "ugly thing" of Yamato Nadeshiko, Chu Xian looked thoughtfully at Katyusha's simple smiling face and was silent for a moment, and her eyes, which had not been covered by flat glasses that were actually not powered, radiated an extremely deep gaze, and soon made Katyusha look cramped and uneasy.

So Katyusha pouted and sat up from the bed, changed her nightdress at night into the uniform of a female officer worn during the day, and said to Chu Xian in a sour tone:

"That's it! I won't hit this guy's little report in the future! ”

"No...... I'm sorry, I didn't look at you for this. ”

"Huh? There's no need to apologize so seriously, so why do you look at me like that? ”

To Katyusha's surprise, Chu Xian, who was usually "always right", apologized to her this time because her attitude was misunderstood, which made her feel quite embarrassed, and the smile that had been stiff again became vivid, even more vivid than before.

Seeing Katyusha, who bloomed with a bright smile again with such a light yì, Chu Xian may have felt too dazzling, so he didn't reply immediately, but turned around and put the flat glasses at the head of the bed, which always reflected the light strangely, on the bridge of his nose, and then finally said to her:

"I just don't think you really hate Nadeshiko."

"Huh? W-This...... It's not annoying, but I haven't been very cold, because of various reasons.

But my enemies are only Lucia and Barbie. Those two guys...... The former is nothing, and the latter is simply arrogant! In your real world, the United States simply occupies many key military locations around the world; But in our world, Barbie can be said to have taken over the world, and every corner of the earth has become her territory! ”

Talking about her impression of Yamato Nadeshiko, Katyusha gently scratched her cheeks a little shyly, and then immediately described the strong position of the American goddess to Chu Xian with her hands and dances.

Considering that there are many more "spiritual Americans" in this world besides real Americans, Katyusha should not be exaggerating. But if you rewind the time by a few decades, Chu Xian doesn't think that Katyusha, who is probably as strong as the American goddess, is not arrogant at all, so even if Katyusha says bad things about the other party again, Chu Xian still thinks that the two of them are about half a catty.

“…… Nadeshiko, get up! Wake up!

You don't have to waste your faith and even simulate your weight, do you? It hurt me to fall asleep and get pressed into bed by the ghost! ”

"Hmm...... Again, sleep for another five minutes......

Other, other...... The concubine is very light...... Whew......"

Chu Xian sat on the bed and chatted with Katyusha for several minutes, but Yamato Nadeshiko still showed no signs of waking up on his own, so he could only shake her shoulders vigorously to try to shake her awake. But I didn't expect that this Yamato Nadeshiko, who was supposed to get up early to cook for the whole family, not only didn't wake up consciously, but even couldn't wake up like a sleepy girl who was used to lazy beds.

But...... When you think about it, even if Yamato Nadeshiko, who is a goddess, wakes up early, she actually has nothing to do. Even if she could simulate a body that was exactly the same as a real human being, she was still just a phantom in Chu Xian's spiritual world, and she could see the pots and pans in the real world but couldn't touch them.

"Boom......

Chu Xian, Chu Xian! I suddenly thought of a great way to wake her up!

If you just pull her face and kiss her deeply, she'll open her eyes and jump up like a zombie! ”

Just when Chu Xian reluctantly lifted Yamato Nadeshiko off her body and let her continue to pretend to sleep on the bed, Katyusha, who was already standing on the ground, suddenly "had a flash of inspiration" and came up with a good idea that was simply applauding, but her analogy had a huge problem, and even Chu Xian's face involuntarily turned into an embarrassed expression:

"Did you get that inspiration from the story of Sleeping Beauty? But why is this story that should make people think about it so terrifyingly! ”

"Huh? No, that's right?

That's what the story is about, right? Humans who have been sleeping for a hundred years and have not grown old can only be zombies, at least I have never seen people who do not grow old no matter how they sleep, and I have seen zombies frozen in the glaciers of Siberia with my own eyes. ”

As a being who is neither scientific nor magical, Katyusha adheres to materialist epistemology in strange places, and logically deduces a "truth" that is both scientific and magical, which makes Chu Xian laugh, and he doesn't know how to complain for a while.

"It's hard, it's unbelievable! The concubine body treats you as a friend, but you instigate Chu Xian to invade the concubine! It's—it's unbelievable! ”

- But before Chu Xian could speak again, Yamato Nadeshiko, who had been refusing to get up, jumped out of bed with a red face and loudly reprimanded Katyusha who was "vicious". Judging from the results alone, Katyusha's wake-up method is indeed extremely effective.